Chapter Blazer: Flat Tire
Dale entered the gym and stood on the treadmill. He walked at a steady 20kph. He felt like a rotting cabbage and smelt even worse.
Edward was next to him on the stepper. He saw Dale internally weeping and took out his airpods. He approached the man and asked him for his problems.
"Oh… I am a failure to my friends and family. I killed Oogway and I have only one eyeball left…"
"That is not good," said Edward. "What do you want to do now?"
"I am trying to walk this lonely road," said Dale. "It's the only road made for screw-ups like me…"
"Weep not," said Edward, handing Dale a banana. "Eat potassium and it shall rejuvenate your entire soul.
Dale took of the banana and munched. As he crunched, he felt a piece of paper in his mouth. He spit it into his hand and saw that it was a fortune. He had no idea that this banana was actually a fortune banana.
"Aren't fortune bananas outlawed in Station Square?" asked Dale.
Edward shook his head. "Since the war has ended, the President lifted the ban on all fortune-type foods. The only illegal meals these days are just the poisonous ones found in scorpion tails."
"I see…" Dale looked down at the message and gasped. "It says I gotta save Nelson!"
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