If Dreams Can Kill


Sorry this took a bit long to get out but that was cause I was packing for a trip. So enjoy!
Warning: May contain stuff that doesn't even exist in Naruto, characters may be OCC, this is my first fan fiction so please tell the truth and I don't mind flames there just opinions.

( There 12 all of them except team Gai there 13 I know I wrote different ages before but this is going to be a year before the graduation exam. My OC is 11 I know she's young but it's part of my plan and sorry if I have bad grammar or spelling)

Disclaimer:I don't own Naruto,any songs I put in it or anything else. I only own my three Ocs witch are Ivy, Ichigo, and Hoshiko. Ruri belongs to Twilight-to-nightfall I'm just borrowing her for my story.

Summary: A girl out of this world comes and has something that may cost her life who will be there to help?

Pairings: Sasuke x Ivy,

Shikamaru x Ivy,

Gaara x Ivy,

Neji x Ruri,

Kiba x Ichigo,

and last but not least Kakashi x Hoshiko.

Genre: Humor/Action/and Adventure.

Rated: T( For violence,a bit of cursing, and to top it off blood for now)


"Blah"(Talking)

'Blah'(Thinking)

Blah(Dreams or Flashbacks)

Blah(someone singing a song or playing one)

Blah( When the reader needs to know this is very important.)

Blah(when it's a letter, tag, or note)

(A/N: Blah)(Authoress Notes)


(From now on I will call Ivy either Dani or Ivy cause Ivy is her nickname and Dani is her real first name)

(Ruri & Ivy have a love/hate sister relationship)

(I have nothing to say but Read and Reveiw, please)


It's been two months since, Ivy and Ruri got to Kohona, the funny thing is they thought that Ivy was older for some errrr, physical reasons, yea that's it for physical reasons. Anyway, lets meet the troublesome duo in there apartment.
Ivy's alarm clock just woke her up and she didn't want to wake up so she grabbed the nearest weapon and started to stab the table were her clock was but missed every time so, she dropped the kunai and open a drawer and there was a note in there that was on top of a sludge hammer. The note said...

"Open in case I miss every time I try to kill my clock"

So she grabbed the sludge hammer that was there and smashed the alarm clock to trillions of tiny pieces.

" Yawn...morning already?" Ruri said while she rubbed her eyes. "If you hear the smashing of my clock, duh" Ivy said while she digged her way out of her "Bishi plushies" (stuffed dolls of Anime boys). " Yawn no need to be cranky in the morning you bishi obsessed sister of mine" Ruri said while she pointed to all her plushies of anime guys, in the mountain of plushies that was in her bed there was a Naruto, Haku, Sasuke, Shikamaru, Gaara, Kiba, Obitio, Itachi, Kakashi, and a Rock Lee plushie that was covering her while she was in the bed before.

" So I divided my obsession for each guy unlike you, your obsessed with Nenji " Ivy said while she smirked. It was true there was 3 Neji plushies, 5 Neji bobble heads, a poster of the Byakugan, and a collection of Neji key chains. Ruri blushed and she threw a pillow at her sister. "Ya missed" Ivy told Ruri while she dodged a pillow, then a Neji plushie, then a monkey wrench, then a sink. " You suck at throwing you know that?" Ivy said while she went to her closet. "Yea...I know..." Ruri said while she had an evil smirk on her face and pulled on a rope that had a tag that said...

"Pull on me if you miss hitting Dani with the pillow, Nejums pushie # 3, monkey wrench, and the sink"

Then a HUGE bucket of freezing cold water appeared over Dani's head and it fell on her, I bet you can guess what happen to her...she got soaked.' Maybe I should of filled the bucket with chocolate or jelly instead...or maybe I should start to run...' Ruri thought while she sweat dropped, and started to tippy toe out of there room, but it was too late."WHAT THE HECK! THAT WAS FREAKIN' COLD, RURI!" Ivy said while she grabbed her sludge hammer and started to chase Ruri. "Wahhhh I'm too young to be smashed up to trillions and billions of super tiny pieces!" Ruri screamed out while she was running away from her pissed off, bipolar, armed, Gothic sister.


An hour later...


After the mayhem and chaos Ivy & Ruri were walking to school. Ivy wore a very baggy black jacket with the hood covering her head and almost all of her face, but on the back there was a patch that was sowed on, it was a skull that had two pencils behind it forming an X, black baggy boy pants with two belt hanging around her waist forming an X, and a pair of the regulation shinobi sandals in black. The hood only lets you see her chin. She had a black backpack that she was dragging.

As for Ruri she had on a cream colored bandanna on her head. She was wearing a cream colored top that ended at the bottom of her chest but had bandages wrapped from there till her stomach, a forest green vest was on top of that and it was sleeveless and opened, a triangle-shaped jade necklace hanged around her neck, bandages were rapped around her arms from her wrists to her elbow , black finger-less wrist length gloves, a forest green skirt that reached the middle of her thigh, but she wore cream colored shorts under her skirt, while a dagger was hanging from her belt and it hung loosely. She had cream colored boots that reached her knees. She had a cream/orange backpack on her back, while she hugged the straps close to her.

"Sooo...what's the plan again?" Ruri asked while she kicked a rock...that kinda flew and broke a window so she began to whistle like when a person does when they did something wrong. "Ehhhh...It was the rocks fault not mine". " Right..." Ivy rolled her eyes. " Anyway plan A1 operationG.E.N.D.E.R C.R.A.Z.E. is for me to dress like a guy, get a bunch of fan girls, piss of Tori Kuso(A/N: it means bird crap and she was referring to Sasuke) enough to make him fight me, and then when he loses I'll reveal I'm a girl witch will screw with my dude-form fan girls and Tori Kuso's head a lot!" Ivy said while she smiled under her hood. Ruri rubbed her hands and spoke " Oh yes! this is going to be pure awesomeness!".

"Well lets start screwing this place! Yatta!" Ivy said while she shot her left arm into the air. "Right!" Ruri copied Ivy's action.


Inside the Acadmy...


Ivy and Ruri walked into the classroom. "Oh there you are, Ms.Willows (Ivy) & Ms.Willows (Ruri), come in." Iruka said while he smiled at his new students(A/N: Just keep reading it gets better).Since it was the firstday of school all the students were catching up with there freinds, but there was Naruto sitting in a corner by himself, and knowing Ivy & Ruri they want to be freinds with Naruto, so they walked up to him. "Hey/Hello!" Ivy & Ruri greeted Naruto. "What do you want..." Naruto greeted with sadness in his voice. "We just want to be your freinds..." Ivyanwsered Naruto she sat down next to him.

"Oh my godthere acually talking to the freak" A random girl #1gossiped withrandom girl #2. "I know...wait is the one with the hood a boy or a girl?" the random girl #2asked. "I think it's a bo- OW!" the random girl #1 couldn't finish what she was saying cause Ruri & Ivy started to throw donuts at the random girl #1 & #2. " TAKE THAT YA LIPOSUCION OBESSED, PREPPY, GIRLY GIRL, TORI KUSO ZOMIBIE FAN GIRLS!" Ruri said while she threw a jelly donuts at them.

"YEA!" Ivy yelled.The funny part is that Iruka wasn't there he went to the teacher's lounge."Want one?" Ruri asked Naruto while showing him a glazed donut and she threw a chocolate sprinkled donut at the two random girls. " heheno thanks, I'm Naruto Uzumaki" Naruto anwsered trying not to burst out laughing at whatIvy & Ruri were doing to two girls that were talking trash about him. "I'm Ivy Willows and the girl that threw the jelly donut is my sister, Ruri Willows" I vy said while she threw a strawberry donut at then two girls.

"Come on Naruto join us!" Ruri saig while a cannon appered out of nowhere and she filled it with donuts and shot it at the girls and she said "FIRE!". Naruto grabbed donuts and filled the canon and shot it at the new pissed off crowed of people. Ivy, Naruto, & Ruri were laughing like idots and shooting donuts at the growing crowed of people.(A/N: Jeez, what is Iruka doing in the teacher's lounge!...on second thought I don't want to know...) Then, Iruka just came back and saw the flying donuts coming his way...


Well I'm going to leave it at a cliffy! lol anyway the next story to be updated is "Shizuka: AKFT". and I have something I want everyone to pick one you like the mos tand send it in a reveiw.

A. Pie

B.Cake

C.Ice cream

So I hope you enjoyed this chapter of "If Dreams can Kill" well, Ja Ne (good bye)!

-Hana No Chi