A/N:

I know the characters are, well, out of character.

If this bothers you, I should warn you; it's not going to get better.

And also, I'd like to apologize for the fact that the chapters are short. I don't really do long chapters.

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Naruto lifted himself from atop of me, leaving me sprawled on the ground.

He grinned at Gaara, and hugged him tightly, he took a step back to offer me a helping hand.

As I got to my feet, Naruto introduced me to his friend.

"Hyuuga Neji, Sabaku Gaara".

"Well, hello Hyuuga Neji."

And for absolutely no reason at all; I blushed crimson. –Breath in, out. Compose yourself–

"Hi, Gaara, ne?" He nodded.

…He was gorgeous. He looked at ease, his blood red hair flopping over one bright turquoise eye.

"–––Neji?"

Kuso! I had been staring.

"y-yes?" Naruto eyed me up suspiciously.

"Hn, would you like to–––"

"Hello, hello" a voice I knew interrupted Naruto, "What do we have here?"

The new arrival wrapped his arms around the blond haired boy.

"Sasuuuuuuuke-kuuuun" was Naruto's immediate response, and then –glomp.

He embraced him very forcefully.

Sasuke didn't seem to mind, he only smirked. - Usually Naruto would've been beaten to an inch of his life, while being called "dobe"-

Then I realised why the young man didn't mind the public display of affection, these guys had finally hooked up during summer.

Naruto had phoned me straight away to give me a blow by blow account on how his Sasu-kun had kissed him and then declared his 'undying' love for the sweet kitsune.

It hadn't happened a moment too soon.

–Pfft, Sasuke with his smirks, and raven black hair. I think he's a bit of a yaro–

After a while of thinking where their relationship could possibly go wrong, I felt a slight shove.

I looked around to see Sasuke and Naruto, making out –––furiously, and Gaara looking rather uncomfortable at the situation.

Ahhh. I see. -I shall take immediate action-

I coughed. That didn't make either of them stop slobbering on the other. I coughed louder–– still no reaction.

Damn–––it. I sighed, there was nothing to it.

I walked up right behind Naruto, I was facing his back. And I poked –– boy, did I poke.

I heard a grunt and then a dishevelled Kitsune asking what the hell was the big idea.

I told him I was going to take Gaara around while he dribbled on his boyfriend.

After giving Naruto 'the ultimate Hyuuga stare' I grabbed the redhead's hand and marched off.

Leaving behind a slightly bewildered couple.

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Kuso : "Damn/shit".

Yaro : "Bastard".

Dobe : "Idiot".

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