The Great Escape: Implausible Thorn

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"It's true." said a chubby marine at the table, covered in dirty dishes and mugs.

"You're crazy drunk." replies one of the crew members, who was blushing drunk and holding a half-empty mug of beer.

"I say it true." he growls as he stares at the drunk man and points, "Besides, I don't drink."

"He's right, Mike." said the pinstripe suit wear marine as he pours himself another glass of wine, "He hasn't touched a single drop since we got here."

"Thank you, Lieutenant Fullbody." he replies with a smile as he watches his superior officer down his wine bottle.

"But the rest of the stuff he said is shit." he said after slamming the bottle on the table and pointing at his body, "I mean, why would she goes for you fatass when she could have this."

"But sir, I swear she was checking me out."

"You should stop lying to yourself." he said as he got up from his set, grabbing hold of the glass, "Now if you don't mind, I'm going to say hi to our waitress."

"Oh, come on."

"I know how you feel, Steve." said one of his shipmates as he slams his mug down on the table, "He stole my girl last week."

"Same with mine." said another as he and the others watch their Lieutenant talk to the blond waitress, who seem to smiles lightly and said something, "He's such a pain since he was forced to be our crew."

"It does seem to mess up our fun." said another as they watch Fullbody smirking at her, only to take hold of her, which earns him a hard slap, "Though it looks like he's not going to get much fun with her."

"I'm not fully sure about that." said the one from before as their leader knock the waitress down in anger and stepped on her stomach, "That poor girl."

"We should do something!" Steve growls as he tries to get up, only for two of his shipmates to grab his shoulders and force him down, "What are you doing?"

"You idiot!"

"Do you want to get yourself kill?" growls another man as they fight the overweight man to stay in his seat, forcing him to watch the marine lean over her, while he places a hand around her neck, "Do you even remember last time?"

"But he's going to kill...her..." he said out loud as he watches Fullbody squeeze down on her throat.

"You should have just been a good dumb blonde and done what I want." he said with anger as he watches her as she glares back at him.

"Who cares what you want, you assh..!?" she was cut off as the squeeze down on her throat.

"What I want is what the Marines want." he barks at her, while the marine raises his arm as his hand closes into a fist, "Remember that, bitch!" Before he could strike her, someone grabbed hold of his arm and jerk him off her and fling him across, hitting and breaking a table.

"Even though I disagree with most of the marines' views," said a voice as the marine rise from the mess, finding a familiar face, holding his left arm behind him, "But I really doubt they would agree with you hitting a young woman."

"Whose cares what you think, Draco." Fullbody growls as he dusts himself and stares at the dark-haired man, "So, why are you free?"

"They decided to let me go on good behavior." Draco answers with a grin as he walks toward him.

"Like I believe you."

"But it is." he replies as he pulls out a bottle of wine from his back and holds it toward, "And to this is to prove that there are no hard feels for putting me in a cage, I got you a little something."

"...That is my favorite..." the marine said as he stares at the bottle and reaches for it, only for his arm was grabbed and pulled him close, only to get his head slam against Draco's, which follows a knee in the gut and shove him back.

"I guess I'm still a little angry." Draco said with a smirk as he opens the bottle and take a swing, while Fullbody went to his knees out of shock and pain, "But still I think you deserve a drink.", which Draco just slam the bottle against his head, cause it to sherds, covering the marine in broken glass and liquid and knocking him out.

"Enjoy your drink, asshole." Draco said as he drops what's lifted from the bottle, then he reaches down and looked for something in the marine's pocket, "Are you alright, Jessie?"

"...I'm...fine..." she answers as she holds her throat, noticing the dark hair man, she served before, "...Thanks."

"No problem." he answers as he pulls out something and grabs the unconscious man, only to throw him on the other marines' table, "You guys can take him."

"...R-right..." Steve stumbles on his words as he and the other marines grab Fullbody's body and rush off in fear of the dark-haired man.

"Morons." Draco mutters as he turns around, while he put on his locket, then glances at the bartender, glaring at his waitress, "Sorry about the mess. I'll help clean up."

"Just hurry up and eat, then get out." the bartender barks at Draco, who just give a gulp and return to his table, beginning to eat his semi-warm meal.

"I'll go get the broom and the mop to clean up the mess."

"You do that and get out." he replies as he glares at Jessie while pointing at the door.

"What?!"

~at the docks~

"Damn that was so boring." groans the pale skin, dark green-haired, slim man, as he sighs, while he holds a pistol in his hand.

"You didn't have fun with that swordswoman?" said the blonde woman, that has a fit body, while she open one of the crates.

"She was fun for a few seconds," he answers as he spins his firearm and sighs, "but I have grown bored. So, I pistol-whipped her."

"That tends to happen in the East Blue." she said as she pulls out a clay pot only to open it and took a sniff, "Hmm...I think a little bit of this will make a nice boom."

"Really?" he said with a grin as he put his gun away, "Then why don't we use all of it?"

"Sound like a plan to me." she grins as got up and moves to the next crate, to see what else their leader left for them to play with, "Take a look at this."

"Let me see, poo." he said with a grin on for the blonde to hold up a grenade, "Aww...I think that one is smiling at me."

"Heh...I know what you mean, Puddin." she said as she give it a kiss and ask, "Can we keep it?"

"We'll see." the pale man said as he decide to open up the next crate and begin to laugh.

"What is it, Puddin'?"

"It's a classic!" he said as he pulls out a stick of dynamite.

"Ohhh! A sparkler!"

"I can't wait to make a new piece of art."

~back at The Thirsty Akito~

"Did you really have to do that?" Roy asks the dark-haired man, who had just finished his meal.

"Yes, I did." Draco answers as he closes his eyes with a grin, "I mean I owe the man a drink."

"And basically told the marines where we are." the spiky-haired man said as he starts to glance around, in case they already slips in.

"True." he said as he rise from his chair and return to the bartender, paying the man off, "You know, you didn't need to fire her."

"You say out of my business and I'll stay out of yours." the bartender said as he count the money and point at the back exit, "Now get."

"Fine." Draco said as he and Roy begin to toward the door, "But don't expect five stars rating."

"That hurts." he replies as he watches the two walk out off, "But I'll try to live."

"Figure you would say that." the dark-haired man said as he seem to fix something underneath his trench coat well the door shuts.

"At least the crazy people are gone." he mutter to himself as he put away the bills and pull out a cloth, planning to clean the bar, only to glance at the wall, noticing something missing, "Not again!"

Once outside, the two begin to blend into the crowd, as a group of armed marines enters the bar.

"Was it a smart idea for you to take those swords?" Roy asks Draco, who was just smirking, well keeping his hands to the sabers on his hips.

"Yes." he answer with a smirk as the two move toward the dock, "I feel naked without two blades straps to my hips."

"If that's the case, then why didn't you borrow swords from the marines?"

"I thought I told you that those blades already have owners." he answers as he grins, while they keep moving, "Besides these two was begging to be used."

"...You're a strange one, Draco."

"I heard worst." he reply as he glances around, only to notice a squad of marines standing around and on top of buildings, watching the crowds, "Look like we got trouble."

"Do you want to fight our way out of here?"

"We could, though too many people around to get in the crossfire and get in our way." he mutters as he glances around and sighs, "Look like the alleyways are a no-go."

"So, can we sneak around them?"

"Our chances of getting around this are pretty low." Draco mutters as he begins to think that he may have to use his trump card, but something caught his nose, making him narrow his eyes. "Everyone! Take cover!" he shouted as he knock down Roy and cover his own head, as nearby trash cans explosions, covered the area in smoke and debris all over.

Once Draco and Roy realize it's done, the two took off running down the alley, before the marines get up and notice the two.

"Did you do that?" Roy asks as they turn to the corner of the alley and keep moving.

"No." he answers as he keeps his hands near his hips, "I didn't have the time, nor the skills to do that."

"Then I guess we're just lucky."

"I won't say that." Draco muttered as he came to a stop, in front of what looks like a boarding house, well a small group of marines rushed toward them, pointing their swords and rifles at the two, "Stay cool. Roy."

"Draco and The Blaze!" one of the marines said out loud as he walked toward the two, holding his pistol at Draco, "You two come quietly and we'll go easy on you both."

"What do you think we should do?" Roy asks as he glances around, trying to figure out a way out of this.

"Talk is cheap." he begins to say as he unsheathes his new swords, with Roy pulling out his guan doa, after giving it a jerk to make it whole, "Action speaks louder"

"This is your last warning." the marine said as he cock his gun as he glance at the two, beginning to tremble, "Turn yourselves in or else."

"You heard him." Roy said as he spins his weapon and points it at them, "Talk is cheap."

"Fire!" yelled the leader, which all the firearms fire at their targets, but instead of hitting the two, the bullets his a large, metallic blue umbrella, only to bounce off.

"What the hell!" one of the marines shouted out loud as they empty their firearms.

"Absorb Shield." said a woman's voice as the bullets bounce off the metal then the two wanted men to jump from either side of the and charge at the marines with their weapons ready.

"Let's get rid of these pests." Draco growls as he dashes and slashes at the marines.

"I'll take the one on the left!" Roy said as he leaps forward, thrusting his pole weapon at the marines.

A second later, the marines were knocked out and are covered cuts, as well as their firearms being broken and scattered across the road. The two look at what they have done, then glance at each other, only to glance at the blue umbrella as its closes and twist around, only to disappear in itself, becoming a metal staff, which was held by the waitress.

"And we're even." Jessie said as she turns around, grabs a leather backpack, and put it over her shoulder.

"Thanks.." Roy said as he jerks his guan doa, while he spins it, causing it to change into its three-piece and chain from, "Though we could have handled it ourselves."

"He speaks the truth," Draco said as he glance at the blades, smiling a bit, and sheath them, "but thank you for your help."

"Your welcome."

"However, I think we're not even." he said as he begins to move out of the alley, with the other two following close behind.

"How so?" she asks as she stares at him, who was glancing around.

"I was the reason why you lost your job." Draco answers as he keeps moving, only to stop and turns, finding Jessie was laughing out loud, "What's so funny?"

"You don't need to worry about that." she said as she calms down, after wiping a tear from her eye, "He was trying to find a way to get rid of me for the last two months."

"Why?"

"I refuse to sleep with him." Jessie answers as she walks past him and keeps moving, "I mean, it's a good thing to have standards."

"Everyone should have such standards." Roy said as he follows behind her, which Draco follows close by.

"Agreed." the dark-haired man said as he watches her closely, "So, what are you planning to do now, Jessie?"

"Not sure." she answers as they head straight toward the docks, "But at the moment, I'm thinking of revenge."

"What are you planning to do?" Roy asks as he begins to notice that the street seems to be empty.

"I'm not sure." she answers with a shrug, "I'll either cut loose his boat or set it on fire."

"You must really hate him." Roy said as he blinks at her, noticing she stop at the entrance of the docks, making him wonder what was going on.

She said boat. Draco said in deep thought as he joins the two, who just standing there, blinking. "Hey! I have an idea. Why don't you..." he stops in mid-sentence as he notices why the two came to a stop. "Great!" Draco groans out loud as the whole dock was covered with bodies, "Like I need this."

Techniques:

Absorb Shield: A move that Jessie used to protect herself and others. Her staff forms into a blue metallic umbrella and holds it in front of her. It seems to be strong enough to hold rifle shots, causing the ammo to hit the ground.

We're going to stop here and we finally come to the first attack of this series. Woah! Anyhoo, remember to read and review.