Ranma Und Panzer
Disclaimer: I still don't own Ranma 1/2 and I don't own Girls Und Panzer
A/N: The leading up to the Amazon village is 95% the same the only difference is that this Ranma had decided to not only build up his muscle, power and skill but also to work on building up his brainpower. The reason for it is that he no longer considers Genma his father just his teacher
Apr 18 2022: After reading a review from Hikari Nova, I went over this and there noticed I posted the wrong version as there was a few things missing. To which i have corrected, so thank you Hikari Nova.
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"Stupid girl how dare you let your Panda eat my prize. I challenge you"
"Ranma sorry, too too stupid father eat prize. Ranma not watch father. Ranma watch fight. Ranma no want fight, Ranma only fight if made honorary member if win"
"So child, you know our language and of the outsider rules," the Elder asked
"AAAAHHH a" Ranma shook her head and muttered "nononono…don't be rude" under her breath in Japanese, but the Elder heard her anyways "yes ma'am. Ranma know little so no say much"
"Then you may use your normal language. I am Elder Cologne" she said in Japanese
"Thank you, Honored Elder."
"So how did you learn our language, child?"
"When we would stop somewhere, I would ask people who Pop would leave me with and they would teach me as most if not all would speak both languages. So aside from martial arts training I also school or life training"
"I see, and how did you learn of us?"
"About two months ago we were passing through a city and Pop had heard about a nearby training ground. When my teacher heard about where we were headed he tried to warn us about the springs and of the villages nearby but Pop didn't care what they said."
"Hmm, I see and how did you get cursed?"
"At Jusenkyo I was talking to the guide to see if what I learned was true, but as Pops still didn't believe that they were cursed he picked me up and threw me into one." Cologne's eyes widened in shock but he continued "When I got out and saw what happened, I was mad so I chased him and managed to kick him into a spring. The guide then brought us here to see if you might know of a cure"
"Hmm? Very well, child. Since you knew of our laws If you beat my great-granddaughter you can join our tribe and only then will I tell you what we know about the springs. However, if you don't beat her you will be her servant and locked in your cursed form"
"Permanently?" she asked and got a nod "no offence but does she need a rest" she got a negative head shake "Very well, I accept"
She then joined the purple-haired girl on the log. There they bowed then once signalled to begin, fought. Then they ducked, dodged, pushed and shoved (A/N = sorry but seemed like a good place to use this theme song lyric.) between kicks and punches.
After 5 minutes the purple-haired girl was getting tired. Then they both went for the same move at the same time, kicking each other hard in the face thus knocking the other off the log.
With the girl landing a fraction of a second before her, this meant that Ranma was now made a member of the tribe, not only that but the Elder arranged for her to be a part of her family. While the girls were taken to the doctors, Genma was grabbed pressure point applied and thrown into a cell
For the next five months, Ranma stayed with her new Great-Grandmother Cologne and her new sister, Shampoo. Shortly after their match, Shampoo would learn about the curse. However she didn't care as she would still call Ranma sister, even during the few times she was in her male body. Shampoo helped Cologne teach Ranma to fully speak their language as well as read their language properly. In exchange Ranma helped Cologne teach Shampoo to read and speak Japanese.
Two months after their match she learned something about her new body which needless to say, freaked her out first time it happened. That incident lead to Shampoo getting a cane slammed on her head for her insensitivity. The two also trained together learning several techniques, potions and natural medicine
Then one night as the sixth month was starting, Genma finally manage broke out of his cell and grabbed a sleeping Ranma (to make sure she didn't wake hit her k.o pressure point) then ran until they were in a city near the shore. Genma dropped Ranma, reversed the point and told her to get them a room while he went into a bar. Ranma was mad but she got up grabbed her bag and that's when she heard a lady say
"Whoa, she could be a dead ringer for her….if she was still a teen"
"Uhh excuse me" the lady looked at her "what did you mean by that?"
"Oh my, did I say that out loud?" Ranma nodded "Forgive me it's just that you look exactly like my sister Nodoka when she was a teenager"
"Oh really?" Ayaka nodded "if you don't mind my asking, what was your sister like?"
"She was pretty much a tomboy and an excellent fighter. She was especially good with a sword… at least until she met Genma,"
"Genma?" Ayaka nodded "Huh, that the same as my father's name,"
"Really, and what's your name?"
"I am Ranma Saotome heir to the Saotome Anything Goes School of Martial Arts" Her eyes widened
"Nice try, girlie but Ranma Saotome is a boy. I was there (unlike his fat ass father) when he was born, so why are you using that name?"
"-sigh- my dumb fat ass of a father took me to a place called Jusenkyo"
"I know of that place as does my uncle, but if you are really him getting cursed doesn't explain why for the last ten years you or your father never let your Mother know that you were" seeing tears form she asked, "…what's wrong?"
"My mother died shortly after I turned four and that's why I am on this damn training trip and why we couldn't go back home to say goodbye."
"What do you mean?"
"According to Pops Grandma and Grandpa, blame me for Mom's death since it was from complications during my birth."
"THAT'S BOLDFACE LIE" Ranma looked at her in shock "first off while a mother can die from complications it would be during pregnancy or right after birth, not years later. Second i don't think anyone would blame the child for that and third your mother is still alive, Ranma" her eyes widened "and not only that but has been searching for you"
"Really?"
"Yes, because your father basically kidnapped you" she then realized she hadn't seen Genma "is he still travelling with you"
"Yeah, he went into that bar"
"Figures, would you come with me?" he nodded but before he could ask anything "we're going to go call your mother" she said as they headed into a nearby apartment building, she asked
(A/N: for any younger readers that may be reading this NEVER go anywhere with a stranger even if they know you. The only reason Ranma is is because she is a high-level martial artist who can read auras and has found her more trustworthy than her father)
"Umm, Aunty. You said Mom was a tomboy, so what was my father like when he was a teen?"
"Well, he was a decent hardworking martial artist at least until he met his master."
"Why is that?"
"The "master" that recruited him to learn the Anything Goes School of Martial Arts, was a dirty old pervert who got Genma as well as another young man who would become Genma's friend into trouble constantly. He would have them do what's called a dine and dash (eat then not pay), they stole women's underwear, they shop lifted and pepped in women's bathhouses." Ranma was shocked "When Nodoka found out what he was doing, she demanded that he stop learning from the pervert or they were through"
"Did he?"
"No, in fact something weird happened the next day as Nodoka wasn't acting like herself it was like she was under a spell. She wasn't acting like herself instead she was acting like a lovesick obedient housewife and shortly after that, she married that lazy bum Genma, against our parents wishes"
That's when Nodoka picked up her phone and when Ayaka not only told her, her son had been found but she let Ranma to talk and he them both EVERYTHING that went on during the training trip as they were on speakerphone
"Do you really believe that stuff, son?" Nodoka asked
"About men not showing emotion. No, the old woman who helped with the nekoken told me that was nonsense but I hide them anyways, so I don't have to listen to him rant and rave about how unmanly I am. As for thinking that "Women are weak, women are useless, the only thing their good for is keeping house and making babies" I know that women can be weaker but I have never really believed his miso-gyn-istic bullshit"
"He actually told you that"
"-snort- Told? No, he's been beating it into me since we started this damn trip"
"I admit I might spit that crap out every now and then because of this (points to head indicating his brain for his Aunt to see) but because of these and this (points to eyes then heart, again for his aunt to see) I don't believe it because if it was true why are there, businesswomen, teachers, doctors, chefs, musicians, actors, hel…heck even boxers, wrestlers, and martial artist. If they are so weak and useless why can they do this stuff, it doesn't add up"
"Hmmm"
"What Sis/Aunty?" Nodoka and Ranma asked at the same time
"I think we can stick it to Genma and help you permanently overcome his bull"
"How?"
"Let me set it up while you go tell him that you might have travel arrangements soon and come back here in ten minutes"
"Hai"
Ranma did as asked and returned after the ten minutes were up and found out what his Mother and Aunty planned, after going over it with Ranma he agreed on one condition which was he tells the teachers and his classmates about the curse
"Ranma, your sure your ok with this? You'll be a girl for at least a month maybe longer"
"I am a little scared that they will consider me a pervert and I might not make any friends once I show and tell them, but if they can accept me that would be great"
"Are you sure, you want to show your classmates, you can change your mind if you want"
"Yeah I'm sure because if I don't it may cause problems not only for me but you as well"
"Well thanks for worrying about that, and now we have some work to do"
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The next morning
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Ranma pulled out her uniform and was glad for those months living with Shampoo as she pulled on her socks, bra and panties before putting on her uniform.
She then pulled her into a ponytail before going to wake her father, which she did in the usual way she did after he had had a few too many, which was by a bucket of cold water
'What was that for boy'
"Breakfast"
As they ate Ranma asked "Do you remember me telling you that I might have found a boat to take us back to Japan"
"Yeah, but that doesn't explain why your a girl and wearing a girl's uniform" a new again human Genma asked
"Do you remember meeting with a couple of people from the boat last night" Genma nodded "and do you remember the conditions for our free travel on the boat"
"No what is it?"
"For your passage and room, you will work a job. By working said you will receive free meals"
"Ok, what about you?"
"Well it's a school boat so for my passage, room and meals I have to go to school and that's fine I could handle that, BUT YOU DIDN'T FIND OUT THAT IT'S A ALL GIRLS SCHOOL." She slammed the table "My uniform was delivered this morning along with a message that I need to wear it at all times. I'm just thankful I turn into a girl because if I didn't I'd leave you beaten and bloody"
After they finished Ranma then dragged Genma to the boat where they met his/her disguised Aunt and the head of the school
"Welcome aboard the Zuikaku, you two. You must be Ranma."
"Yes ma'am and thank you," she said as she bowed
"Well, first we'll take you to where you will be staying and working, Mr. Saotome."
"Working?" He asked before remembering what Ranma said: "what will I be doing?"
"You will be doing maintenance and because your daughter mentioned you don't like to work, as an insensitive, I have arranged for you to get two free large beers a day IF your boss says you did a good job."
"Ok, that sounds fair"
"Good, now then here's your key, your apartment is on the third floor first door on the left" he nodded "Your boss will be contacting you soon. Now if you'll excuse us, I got to take your daughter to her dorm room then show her the way to school"
The two remaining females then drove off and were soon at the apartment (or dorm room it's not clear which it is) and after showing her niece her room, she locked the door. They went to the school and as they went inside
"Ranma"
"Yes Aunty" she replied as she was handed a school bag
"Welcome to Oorai Girls Academy"
A/N: I was re-watching Girls Und Panzer and this idea hit and created this.
For the moment it is a oneshot until I figure were to introduce him…uh her
Right now I am thinking maybe at the same time as Miho or when they need new teammates, please check my profile page for updates
Again for those thinking, Ranma is Out of Character no not really. The cannon Ranma is very intelligent or at least they hint at it with his outside the box thinking, his ability to come up with plans and lead a team. Which is shown more when there's real trouble or danger