Sokc Bob and the Pepsi of Revegne

Thnaks to NekoJessika for enspriing this story so I could write it. Thsi story is based on ESt games bye CAJNOBARE, cpyrighted by CANJOBARE, the one an only! Thse games r sooooo grate!

The characters are SOkbill and Sock jr, and myrkor and ?, so u no an so u don't get lost, lololl,loolll1oneonelol11l1 kekekekekkeekkekkekeeeekke.

"Pestis eram vivus - moriens tua mors ero."

-Martin Luthr (not the blkac guy, lololl, the bowllling pins guy.

Sokbill sat on a tuffet over looking the bya. the water was soooooo pretty, he way the sun chone on it made it sparkle. Suddenly ? ran to sokbill and sockbill sed hi / and ? sed hi sokcbill, how r u and sockbill's eyes filled with waater.

tears fell doWn his cheek in a libral manner, soon there wwas a flood beneath his eyes and his salty taste could be smmelt by ?. I love you ? sockbill sed, he sed back I lofffff you sokbill, but then sockbiill remembered that he loved sock jr.

How can I love and sock jr? Suddenly they kisssed in teh rain and it was beautiful. A butterfly near thme drifted in the rain and thought to self wow they lofffffffffffffff ejother. Mer.

They climbed the rickety staris to seee sock jr cause they was going to tell sock jr they lofffed ejother and sock jr was on his bead playing with hsi gme boy advancee. He was playin Zleda. w0t he sed, I'm so 133367, I 3ven tal in 1337 sp4k.

myrkor sed to sockbill I saw you on teh video camera wih ?, I thot you loffed sock jr. Sockbil wsa sad, he sed yes, he loffs ?. The nhe sed why are you tlaking, u r just a flmae, and mykor suddenly morfed in2 a dragon.

d00d sed sock jr, mrykor is 1337, HEs a drgon but sock bill throws a pepsi at mryrkor and he died on the floor. Sock jr said sock bil, I loffffs ? and we'r going 2 eloep. noooo sed sock jr, nnnoooo u looff me sockbill sone you? noo I loff ? he sais an they went away.

d00d, 1'm a 13337 haxor, I CAn catch them 1'f I want 2. sed sock jr, but hwe couldn't cathc them an they were married.; Sock jr, picked, up, they epsi can and put it in his sashel. By thsi p3pes1 can Isware I'll catch th3m, th3y'l ph34|3 me, sEd sock jr. they r st000pid to thnik th3y c4b outrun the 1347!1

TO BE CoNTINUD!1!!!!!!!11!11!!one

GUide to Symbolluisms

scokbil-  bridge, dsire yo copulate wt small mamallien scavegers, foil to ?, goodnes, happy, loff, homsexualnes, wiccan, dwon sindrome, obsity, animal werld, one with erth.

?- abject moral decay odf amercan society, small brds, "H' key

myrkor-dragon, seels, covanent with Gdo, light, TI-8#+, faiolure, foild to pepsi

tuffet-tuffet

1337 sp34k- cmputer nerd, cafeine, 80 gigs, night elfs

sock jr- kids, uthes,  plasticy, claymation, haRRy potter, hermione, books, noledge, scanner, eytes, connextion..

Froidien Analysess

Thsi story can be likend eto froid's theory that all gies want to get IT (lollol) on with there materrneal figures, cause you see scobil kill scok jr, just like with froid only froid says boys kill there fahters because they no there fathers are doing wat they wan to do!!! lollol1lo1.

You c that only myrkor morfs in 2 a dragon thats becasue friod sed girls also watn to have sxe with there mothers. so mryrkor was mad cause hse had no mother and c00dn't, so it morfed to a dragon in the story,

also after morfing sock jr was uspset whne myrkror dies thats cbecause of froid's theory 2.

Hpoe you likeed it alll!

More 2 come ssoon!!!!

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