JUSS So EVERY1 knows I hatt nekojessica she tkae my idea for est story , I hatt you nneko, go shave youself with a meat cleaver! GOO SHAVE RIGHT NOW PLAY IN FRONT Of a TORNADCO I HATE YOU ANDF PEOPLE LIKE U!!!!!!!!! BABHDABDBABlo,oolollo9olo...

THIS STORY IS CPORIGHTED TO CANJOBEAR H IS THE GREATEST I LOFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF CANJO BEAR CANJO IS MY HERO mmmmcanjo......

COPYRIGHT ed! SO DON"T STEAL MY STUDFF RIGHT YOUR OWN STORY n00b!

FOER THOSE OF YOU TOO st00pid to know, you're all n00bs to mea!

The characters of this story are:

sockbil- the main character he 0wnz nekojessicia

sock jr- he is madddd he is SOOO mad he's had a hernia! hahahahhahalolololol and he has rheumatic fever and he 0wnz0rz nekojessica!!!!

myrkotock- id dead, and he still ownz0rz you nekohessica, he still ownzorz yoiu!!!!!!!! lolollool

?-? go kiolll yourseldf if your name styarts with n and ends with ekojessica!!!!!!!!111Ooneone!!111!!!

sockbil says to self!

my name is sockbil, i lofff ? oh know, sock jr is coming after me with he insan3 1337ness oh no11111!

sock jr says to socbil1

may name is sock jr! you loffff ffff me wibble wibble! mer. wh yyou don't loff me know more?

? says to world!

I have ahernia! and rheumatic fever. mmmm... rheumatic fever... mmm... ph34r!

sock jr says to socbil and ?!

I am 11337! I have rhgeumatic fever, aI have a hernia! I hatt you ? loofff me sockbil lofffff me!!!!!!!!

(A/N: Sockbill's hair is presently waving in a wave like manner. Sock jr. is eating a bug in a bug-eating like manner. Noboddy loffs you nekojessica, cut you hair wit a chainsaw!)

Sockbilsays to sock jr!

Sock jr! Can't you see that I loff ? can't you see that. Look at the way my eyes water when we part, observe the way we fit when our lips lock and we share the same air, the same heart, the same thoughts. I loff ?, and i'm sorry if you cannot respect that, but I can't help my love for it!

Sock jr says to sockbill!

but sockbil1 I have had nightmare most foul! I had a nightmare that ? had killed you," Harry explained, "It was so visually vivid that I had to go make sure you were alright before I could try and sleep again! I loff you sockbil1 If you were ever hurt, what would I do?

Sockbil says to sock jr!

? would never do that! it loffs me, and i loff it too! ? is my love, I'm sorry, i cannot forsake it upon thine humble brow!

Sockjr thinks of scokbil!

I quickly move towards him, wanting to hold him in my arms. Wanting to smell his hair. But the crowd was getting thicker, and I was jostled

No, I must not think homosexual htoughts! Must not be that wasy! I want his body I want itisso mcujI neeeedded it now.....

Sockjr- throws pepsi can at ?'s forehead! ? falls to ground, a pool of blood ensircles him, hes is covered inblood, he chokkes on blood, is he dying says sciockbil!

the doctor comes into the room! (sock doctor) he might be!

Say no doctor sockbil says, hecannot die, my love for him is 2 strong for him to die, he cannot1 He shall live on in my heart, for love is greater than any pepsi can inflicted wound!

No it isn't, st00pid, syas sock jr, and pulls out a gatling gun pumps 68683 hollowtips into ?s chest! Scokbil wails in sorrow as sockjr turnss to him, and points the pepsi can at sockbil's hearT!

No, saxys sockbil, but sock jr uses the pepsi can's amazing vaccuum properties to suick scokbill's heart right out of his chest! Sockbil's cells slowly lose their oxygen supply!

SOCKBIL SAYS TO SOCK JR!

IS THIS THE ENNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNND?

NO! TO BE CONTINUED MWUHAHAHHAHAH!




GUIDE TO SYMBOLLISMS FOR N()()BS!

NEKOJESSICA- uglys annoying idiots who need to bathe with hardryers!

sockbil- computer, library, arctic circle, vidoe games, zelda:a lynk to the past's superiority to all other video games evere ever made! also arthritis and that awful smell at hospitols

scokjr- n00bs, blue, water, plague, death, violence, easy access to firearms in american society, ph34|2 the 1337!

?- unknowns in life, science, and literature, the pulitizer prize for wich this story has been nominatred, your mother and homeless folks who live out od old risty shopping carts in the ghetto!!! thug life no doubt dawg homie g in tyhe fahizza nizza!

peposi can- african pweople with whoopiong coff, sharta desert, gobi desert, fire, loss of a loved one to a trai nwreck, insanity, dog's that haven't been spayed or nuetered.

FOIDIAN ANALYSIS!!!!!!!!!!!!!! n0o0b

FROID WOULD SAY THIS CHAPTER REALLY ACCENTUATEXD OUR DESIRE TO GET INTO OUT MOM"S PANTS TATY DRIVES US ALL THORUGHT OUR LIVES AND IF YOU DON"R HAVE THE DRIVE THANE YOu"RE GAY AND NOBODY LILKE S GAY people lilK nekojessica!

also froid trhinks thaty toomany people are scared to fly and express their sould by relesaring and unleash9ng their imagination so this chapter reperewsents that I liek to hink I help people with may writjng and show them the waty and froid relaly l=ikes people who do ghat so this accentuated that and also jack handey qiotes:

"I lak to htink of a world without war, without hate, and I like to think of us conquering that world cause trhey'd never suspect it and then we could leave nekojessica there and not half to deel with her being so sSTUUUUPIIID!!!!!!"

THANKS FOR R#EDING M
Y STORY I LOVE YOU ALL SOSO SOSO MUcH U
NLESS YOU"RE NEKO JESSICA I HATT YOU  YOU SHOUDL GET A JOB AS A TESTEROF GLAS ON THE 100th FLORR OF BUILDINGS AND TEST THE GLASS BUY RUNNIGN INTo IT AT FULL SPEEED I HATT YOU SO MUCH

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