Poor Unfortunate Souls

From: The Little Mermaid

DISCLAIMER: I don't own the movie, song, or Inuyasha

Summery: Naraku is singing to himself and Kohaku about how he can help Kohaku…

I admit that in the past I've been a nasty

They weren't kidding when they called me, well, Naraku

But you'll find that nowadays

I've mended all my ways

Repented, seen the light and made a switch

True? Yes

And I fortunately know a little magic

It's a talent that I always have possessed

And here lately, please don't laugh

I use it on behalf

Of the miserable, lonely and depressed

(Pathetic)

Poor unfortunate souls

In pain

In need

This one longing to kill Inu

That one wants to get freedom

And do I help them?

Yes, indeed

Those poor unfortunate souls

So sad

So true

They come flocking to my cauldron

Crying, "Spells, m'lord please!"

And I help them?

Yes, I do

Now it's happened once or twice

Someone couldn't pay the price

And I'm afraid I had to rake 'em 'cross the coals

Yes, I've had the odd complaint

But on the whole I've been a saint

To those poor unfortunate souls

The people don't like killers

They think a boy who murders is a demon

Yes, with human it's much preferred

For boys to work alone

And after all, dear, what is idle prattle for?

Come on, they're not all that impressed with killing

True men avoid it when they can

But they dote and swoon and fawn

On a man who is pure

It's he who is the strong to resist the touch of demons

Come on, you poor unfortunate soul

Go ahead!

Make your choice!

I'm a very busy man

And I haven't got all day

It won't cost much

Just your time

You poor unfortunate soul

It's sad

But true

If you want to cross a bridge, my sweet

You've got to pay the toll

Take a gulp and take a breath

And go ahead and sign the scroll!

Kana, Kanna now I've got him girls

The boss is on a roll

This poor unfortunate soul