KA: My inspiriational level is low, so sorry...

Disclaimer: If Naruto belonged to me, it would have been yaoi...( Mwaha )...

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"N-no...GET AWAY FROM ME!"

Sasuke thrashed about in his sleep, desperate to get that THING away from him. Sen watched him silently from the corner of the room sitting on a chair with her legs crossed. Night had fallen, the Marysue should be getting her 'beauty' rest right now. Sen opened her letter and began to write her findings.

Dearest General Genevieve:

It appears to me that this young boy...has shown some resistance to the marysue. When a marysue claims her first victim, he would go look for her and become her manwhore...

But this boy...he seems to be repelled by the marysue's charms. It could be some psychological factor that could've made him hate the female species altogether. He could be asexual.

I'm going to look deeper into this, I will report dutifully the next month.

Your First Ranking Officer,

Sen

Sen sealed her letter and ventured outside. There, perched on a stump, was her white eagle Fenris. She tied the letter on the eagle's leg and sent him off. Sen watched him fly off into the night sky until he disappeared altogether.

Now, let's take a look at Sasuke's dream. Shall we?

Dream Sequence:

Sasuke ran through the woods panting heavily as the sound of giggles pursued him. The dark trees suddenly turned...pink and sparkly, as the giggles grew louder and louder.

He began to sprint faster when he heard a purring voice saying," Why do you run, my little Sasuke-kun? I lyke totally want to be your friend."

Sasuke tried to shut the giggles out, but they only grew louder. Suddenly, he reached a cliff and nearly tumbled over it. Sasuke wheeled his body around to try to stop his fall. Then a strong hand grabbed his shoulder and pressed him roughly against their body.

"Ohhh, Sasuke-kun," the evil ceature muttered," I lyke finally have you in my arms."

End Dream Sequence:

"Get away, stop it!"

"Hey kid. Kid! Wake up!"

"Stop...STOP IT!"

Smack!

"OUCH!"

Sen fell backwards and landed on her bottom. Sporting a bloody nose, Sen covered her nose while saying, "Damn kid...You punch harder than my old man."

Sasuke sat up in the bed with a confused expression on his face. Sen laughed wryly as she said," I'm guessing you want to know who I am. Well, I am Sen. I come from the Southern Highlands, and your name is...?"

Sasuke paused a moment before saying, "My name...Is Uchiha Sasuke." He looked around for a moment, then muttered," Where are we?..."

Pondering a little, Sen replied," We are in a house, like any other in this god forsaken village. And I bet you are wondering why I'm here and what I want in Konoha. Rest easy kid, I'll tell you in the morning."

Sasuke looked at her suspiciously. He didn't trust this woman, she was...weird.

To tell you the truth, Sen was kind of gaunt looking. Her skin was extremely pale and her eyes seemed to always have a tired look to them. She pretty much looked vampiric.

Sasuke looked to his arm and noticed something strange...

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A few hours earlier...

Sakura gnashed her teeth angrily as Britney chattered on about her love for birds and puppies. Don't forget the "lyke"s and the "totally"s. Even Naruto began to get annoyed. He felt like telling the girl to shut up then and there. However, he knew, that if a guy told a girl to shut up, he would end up with claw marks all over their face. You know, the nails...

Kakashi had not returned with Sasuke that day, he only returned with a new issue of Icha Icha Paradise. Very...very...perverted... Shudder.

"Don't worry Sakura," muttered Naruto under his breath," I'm sure Sasuke will turn up sometime." That didn't ease any of her fears, but both of them were thinking the same thing.

SASUKE HAD GOTTEN LAZY. Rolls eyes

The thing about these two, ( Count Kakashi out. He got distracted by a Porn store ) is that they were completely oblivious to the danger they were in. Luckily, the monster did not lay a hand on them. ( Not yet anyway. )

Sasuke-kun, thought Sakura sadly, Where are you...?

"Lyke, by the way Sakura," said Britney when she seemed to be done with her endless chattering," Do you by lyke any chance, know a little hunk name Sasuke?" Sakura's ears perked up at the sound of his name. The fangirlism was reaching it's boiling point...

Naruto stepped to the side, he did NOT want to get involved in a cat fight.

Sakura's hackles began to raise, but slowly died down when she remembered suddenly that she was tired from training. Sakura turned away from Britney with a Hmph! and stormed off. Naruto watched Sakura walk away with a question mark above his head.

He did not understand girls these days.

Yaaaaaaaawwwwnnn

Naruto turned to look at Britney and suddenly realized how tired she looked. Britney looked like she hadn't slept in days! ( Even though she didn't actually DO anything except infect almost all the male population of Konoha! )

"Lyke, I am SOOOO tired!" Murmured Britney," I need to go take my beauty nap." Oblivious to Naruto's presence, Britney suddenly disappeared in a whirlwind of pink. Naruto fainted from shock.

You want to see his expression before he fainted? Here you go.

0.0 !

Mehehehe...

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"Why am I covered in mud?"

Sen didn't answer or turn around. She had heard rumors of how bad an Uchiha's temper was. They were true, behind Sen's back, Sasuke was looking VERY angry indeed. Sen turned around anyway and met Sasuke's glare with a cat-like grin.

"Kid, you don't wanna know."

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KA: Please read and review.

Sasuke: Glare Why am I so useless in this chapter?

KA: Because your sick. Now, get back to bed.

Sasuke: ( Suddenly a child ) I don't wanna!

KA: Take him away!

Kakashi: ( Appears and picks up Sasuke by the back of his shirt ) C'mon little boy. It's nappie time. ( Walks away with Sasuke cursing along the way. )

KA: Now that that's out of the way, please read and review. I want to try and get as much reviews as possible.