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Central High School was all quiet. Of course it was the weekend before school, and no student in the right mind would want to be in school before it even starts. Unless their in the band.

The CHS Marching Alchemist Band, the best band in the region, or so they believe. The band is under the direction of Mr. Roy Mustang, the pyro friendly teacher of the school and the good 'friend' of the Principle Ms. Riza Hawkeye,and his assistant director Mr. Maes Hughes, the most family obessed guy you'll ever meet. They were just sitting in their desks looking over the lists of band members of the new year.

"So there are no new member" asked Roy, praying that he doesn't have to do more paperwork.

'I need to get back home and see my precious Elysia'. This is all Maes thought about the entire time. "Huh?...Well there is one new student coming" said Maes as he got out of his little corner of his. He looked through the list one more time and saw a name he didn't recognize. "She's supposed to come by today."

Suddenly there was a knock on the door. "Come in" said Roy. With that said the door opened to reveal a girl of 6 with long, black waist lenghth curly hair. She was carrying a large case in her hand. "And
who are you?"

"My name is Saya D. Diaz." the girl. Maes then looked through the list and saw her name. Indeed she was the new student.

"You're a bit late Ms. Diaz" said Roy as he looked at the clocked. She was supposed to arrive over two hours ago. "I would like a good explanation on why you're late."

Saya thought for a moment, "Well I'm new to the area and I didn't know where the school was."

Maes looked at her, "Didn't you call for someone to help you?"

"I did, but she wasn't very good at giving directions." she said

"Let me guess, did she say her name was Ruber?" said Roy. This sounded way to familiar. Ruber was one of the many band mnembers at the school, sure she was good but she just sucked at giving directions. Anyone in the band could tell you that..

"Yeah that was her name." Saya said still not knowing what kind of life is awaiting for her. "So...where do I go know?"

Roy sighed "You can put your instrument down and go outside where the students are, ask to see Edward Elric. He's is the drum major this year along with his brother Alphonse. He'll tell you what to do."

"What instrument is that?" asked Maes.

"It's my saxophone" Saya answered.

Roy leaned back into his chair, "Well I'm Mr. Mustang and this is Mr. Hughes, now just go outside and introduce yourself." Saya nodded put down her sax and walked outside. Saya got of of the band office and walked into the band room. It was amazing. What seemed liked thousands of trophies were on shelves all around the walls. Some were quite small, probably individual awards, and others were so huge they were probably taller than Saya herself. 'Whoa...this really is the best band in the region' she thought as she opened to back door to the practice field.

Now the band room and office were nice, peaceful, and quiet. The pratice field was a much different story. Tons of students are Saya's age were talking, some yelling, at one another. Saya just assumed they were taking a break. So she decided to walk up to three girls that looked somewhat friendly. The first was an asian, she had long, jet black hair and she also wore glasses. The second had dark brunette hair tied in a pony tail, she too wore glasses. The third looked a little younger than the other two, she had short light brown hair, all three were taller than Saya. "Um..excuse me" said Saya.

The dark brunette was the first to respond. "Oh hello, are you in the band or are you from the fan club?" For some reason Saya got a really strange vibe from this girl.

"Fan club?" wondered Saya but she changed the subject. "I'm in the band, I'm the new student here, My name is Saya D. Diaz"

"Well it's nice to meet you D" said then one with brown hair." My name is Tsuki or Fullmetal, whichever you prefer. And that one is Ruber and the other is Katana" Tsuki said pointing to the brunette then to the one with black hair.

"Well it's nice to meet you all." Saya said smiling. "And I remember talking to Ruber on the phone."

"Why yes I remember now, it took you awhile to get here" said Ruber.

Then Katana cut into the conversation. "That's because you suck at giving directions Ruber"

"Well it's not my fault that no one can understand what I am saying to them" argued Ruber.

"No one understands you now nor do they care" said Katana, she then turned to Saya "So are you a freshman?"

"I AM NOT A FRESHMAN!" yelled Saya, she didn't like to be called short or anything close to it. It wasn't her that society made her short, she puts the blame on Canada.

All three girls looked at eathother and then at Saya, "Is it me or does she act like Ed" they all say at the same time.

"Ed? Oh yeah that's right I'm supposed to talk to him." said Saya, ignoring the little comment the three said about her. "Do you know where I can find him?"

Tsuki walked up to Saya and said "There is only one way to find Ed, D."

"And how's that?"

Tsukihad a slight smirk as she said "Well you see he's so short that no one can really see him because he's the size of an ant!"

It was quiet, too quiet once Tsuki said that, then one person yelled at the top of their lungs:

"WHO YOU CALLIN AN ANT THAT YOU CAN'T EVEN SEE CARRYING A COOKIE CRUMB ACROSS YOUR NOSE!"


Ok I hoped all of you liked. It's my first story on fanfiction. Please give me reviews or I won't update And thanks for reading.