Koenma "Botan get the spirit detectives in here now! We have an emergency! This is bigger than the saint-beasts!"
2 hours later once Koenma stopped freaking out long enough to remember Botan was on vacation. Yusuke "Alright pacifier breath what has your diaper in a twist this time? If it involves keeping Hiei from killing Kuwabara or Kurama from raiding your vault count me out. I have a third of the Makai to keep tabs on a no eating humans rule to enforce and a demonic two-year-old running rampant in the castle." Koenma "The Moon pack has disappeared from your third of the Makai Yusuke and they happen to have had half a set of pups born to fulfill an ancient prophesy.
The moon shall meet the sun and in fire and ice they shall become the light in the darkness. A thief and a forbidden child shall call forth their hearts and steal them from their gilded cages. The silver sun of ice the golden moon of fire both to bind their souls to the ones fate deceived before with cruel twists and turns. Only with these two shall the outcasts ever know peace and love. The warrior of the moon was supposed to see an old wolf seer named Diamond but her pack's entire adult population was killed." Yusuke "There's a murderer in my territory! This can't be allowed Keiko's pregnant again and I don't want her in danger. My daughter just turned two and she's bad enough without having this trouble. Wait if all the adults were killed then where are the young of the pack? Wolf-demons are known to kill anything they see as a threat to their young even other more powerful demons." Koenma "Yusuke there is a more dangerous problem then the wolves a demon my father sealed in a crystal prison is loose and he can only be destroyed by the warrior of the moon and the warrior of the sun."
Keiko "What do you mean there's a murderer in your territory and you're sending me to Kurama's for safety! He may be our daughter's godfather but he's also a thousand something years old and has GIANT killer plants in his gardens!" Servant "Lord Yusuke there is a rather angry wolf demon outside and she says her name is Diamond. Oh yeah Lord Hiei is outside as well he says he's going to help you find the pup."
Riku "Starstriker get out of there and get Tabitha to come out for dinner." Oh alright brother come-on Tabitha I think the cook said dinner was going to be some sort of soup I hope it's got fava beans in it! Tabitha "I'm still surprised you didn't try to put me in the soup when we first met I'm a rabbit-demon and you're a wolf-demon I'm prey you're a predator. There is no way you're normal my dear Striker."
