Naruto and Hinata were at Ichiraku's Ramen.

"Usually I would think on my feet that quickly..."

Hinata smiled. "That's why I married you. After all, they said they thought our marriage would fail."

"Who?"

"Well, my Mom and Dad, Hanabi, Neji, Tenten, our friends, our children. I even thought I saw Tsunade-sama sniggering with Shizune after the wedding."

"Did they?" Naruto laughed. "I'm sure that after 20 years of marriage, we have a very strong bond."

At that moment, a tourist (who happens to be a small yellow mouse) sat next to Naruto and puts a Ramen coupon on the counter. "One Ramen please," said the mouse. Naruto and Hinata looked at the yellow mouse.

"Hello," greeted the mouse.

"I'm not racist," said Naruto.

The yellow mouse was confused. "Pika?"


From the writer who did the Maito Gai Fanfiction Series brings...

The Hokage Files

03: The Random Affairs

Disclaimers: All characters, cast, crew, ideas, blackouts and bashings belong to their respective owners. No Anime characters were brutally harmed in the writing of this fanfic.


Naruto and Hinata were in a meeting room with Iruka and Anko. Hinata was surprised.

"But you can't divorce. We were the ones who got you together. You've been together for at least 15 years."

Anko smiled and assured Hinata. "But, Hinata. It was for the best. We just thought that it's been enough."

"We need someone who could help us through the divorce process," said Iruka. "I mean, you two were my students and I thought it would mean a lot for us if you could help."

Hinata looks at her husband. "Well..."

Naruto sees Shizune. "Has Lee put those computers up yet?" asked Naruto.

"Lee said that he's trying to get them to speak to each other," said Shizune.

Naruto was confused. "I didn't know our computers had an argument."


Back at the Uzumaki Household, Hinata was filing her nails as Naruto puts on his usual orange jacket and pants.

"Don't you have much nicer clothes to wear?" asked Hinata. "I mean, tonight, our son is bringing his first girlfriend over for dinner and I'm sure you would like to leave a good impression on her since you're the Hokage."

"I find this very comfortable," said Naruto. "Besides, I'm just going down to the supermarket to buy some wine." said Naruto as he puts a cap on his head in an attempt to disguise himself. "Is there anything you need?"

"I am almost out of pumice."

"Then, I'll pass by the volcano on the way back," said Naruto.

"And we need some bread. And milk. And some cotton buds...in fact, take your Cell phone," Hinata said as Naruto walks out of the bedroom door.

Naruto looked at his wife. "Look, Hinata-chan, I am perfectly capable of remembering what groceries we need. I don't need a cell phone to rob me of my dignity."


At the supermarket, Naruto was pushing a trolley and speaking into his cell phone in the other hand.

"Where is it?" asked Naruto as he looks through the shelves. "Oh, there it is."

At that moment, Iruka and Ayame walked past Naruto. "Hang on. Hinata, you'd never guess who I saw at the supermarket."

"Who, that Ero-sennin?" asked Hinata on the other end

"No, it's Iruka-sensei and Ayame-chan from Ichiraku's."

"What? Are you sure?" asked Hinata at the other end.

Naruto walks out of the aisle and sees Iruka buying toothbrush with his new girlfriend. "Yep. It is Ayame-chan with Iruka-sensei. And they're buying toothbrushes."

"I thought Anko-sensei said that they aren't seeing anyone," said Hinata. "That bastard! Wait I tell Anko..."


In the Uzumaki household living room, Hinata and Naruto were waiting for their son and his girlfriend.

"You can't tell Anko," said Naruto. "He was my sensei..."

"Our sensei," corrected Hinata. "We were in the same year in the Academy, Naruto-kun."

"I know, but if Ayame-chan is involved..."

Hinata avoided Naruto's look. "If you don't confront Iruka-sensei about it, I will."

"But, Hinata-chan..."

"Naruto-kun...that look won't work on me this time." Hinata tries her best to avoid Naruto's face. Clearly, Naruto knows how to soften Hinata's heart and make her change her decision. Hinata smiled and looked at Naruto. "You win this time, Naruto-kun. I won't tell Anko but you got to talk to Iruka-sensei."

Hinata and Naruto resumed waiting. "Are you nervous, Naruto-kun?" asked Hinata.

"A bit." Naruto looks around. "Once she's here, maybe you could cause a distraction while I go gather some background information on the girl."

Hinata sighed. "Why do such a thing when she's coming here? Besides, it's a rare chance to have a meal with our son Yuki, since our twin girls are on missions."

"Good point. I had a bit of trouble trying to replace Garu and Shirai...but luckily, I found some temps to replace those two anyway."

"Now that you mention it, if Shirai and Garu are not painting the building at this time, who is painting the building?" asked Hinata.


Meanwhile, back at the Hokage Building...

Former assistants of the fifth Hokage, Kotetsu and Izumo, were painting the hallways of the Hokage Building.

"I don't understand why Hokage-sama asked us to do this," said Izumo.

"I heard that the two Genins that were supposed to paint the building have been sent on a mission, so Hokage-sama had to urgently asked us to continue their job until they come back," explained Kotetsu.

Izumo sighed. "We'll never get this building painted by the time those two come back." He looks at the walls that have already been painted.

"Is it just me or was that supposed to be orange?"

Both Kotetsu and Izumo looked at the green paint on their paintbrushes. "Uh-oh..."


The doorbell rang. Naruto opened the door to reveal a pink-haired teenager with green eyes.

"Hello..." greeted the pink-haired girl.

"Setsuna? What are you doing here?" asked Naruto.

"Yuki told me to come here," explained Setsuna. "Here he is."

A blue-haired teenager with white eyes and whisker-like marks on his cheeks walked to the door, where his father, mother and girlfriend were waiting. "Dad, Mom. This is my girlfriend, Uchiha Setsuna."

Naruto looked at his wife. That was a surprise. "Please come in, Setsuna," greeted Hinata. "Yuki, would you take Setsuna to the living room while I get the drinks."

Naruto followed Hinata to the kitchen.

"See, that wasn't so bad, was it?" asked Hinata.

Naruto points outside the kitchen. "He's dating Sasuke's daughter?"

"Is there a problem? Those two have known each other since they were toddlers, Naruto-kun."

Naruto shakes his head. "No, if Sasuke finds out, he will kill me first before he kills Yuki."

"I'm sure Sakura-chan will keep Sasuke on a leash." Hinata smiled. "I'm sure she'll be happy to know that her daughter is with someone she knows very well." Hinata walks out of the kitchen. "Keep an eye on the stew!"

"I will, Hinata-chan!"


Hinata walked into the living room with the drinks. She sits next to Yuki and Setsuna.

"So...what made you choose to tell us today?" asked Hinata.

Yuki grinned the same way his father does. "Well..."


Flashback

Shizune walked into the Jonin Lounge, not noticing a white handprint on the back of her Jonin Vest.

"Finally, got that damn mission done. I hope that this is the last mission I'm doing that involves debt payment for Tsunade-sama..."

Shizune sees a pink-haired Jonin having a kiss on the couch with a dark blue-haired Jonin.

"Oh, you two..."

The two Jonins looked up. "Shizune-sensei! Since when did you get back?" asked Yuki.

"Just today," answered Shizune. "You know, I can't keep your relationship a secret. Sooner or later, you two will have to tell your parents."

"Well, my dad isn't a problem...it's hers." Yuki points at his girlfriend. "Not to mention that her dad is our superior in ANBU. So..."

"Oh yeah. I'm sure Sasuke values his daughter more than one of his two best ANBUs, especially when his daughter is one of those two ANBUs."

The two Jonins/ANBUs looked at each other. "She's right, you know," said Setsuna. "We should tell my dad or he'll really send you on a mission so dangerous that we might never see each other again if we continue to keep it a secret.

"It shouldn't be so bad, considering what my dad would do to my sister's teammates."


Presently

"Anyway, what's cooking?"

Yuki and Hinata smell the air. "Mom, did you ask dad to keep an eye on the food?" asked Yuki.

Hinata suddenly remembered the stew in the kitchen. "Uh-oh."

Hinata runs to the kitchen to see the kitchen on fire.

Naruto looked at his wife. "I wanted to try a bit of the stew, Hinata-chan…"

Back in the living room...

"Setsuna...do you know any water-based Jutsus?" asked Yuki.


The Next Morning

Shizune and Hinata were eating cornflakes in Hinata's office (because of the previous night's kitchen stunt) when Iruka and Anko walked into Hinata's office.

"I got some great news...Anko's pregnant," announced Iruka.

"That's great news!" said Shizune. "I'll go tell Naruto about it."

Shizune leaves the office.

"And we decided to give our marriage another chance," said Anko.

"I think I'll go get some coffee." Iruka leaves the office. Once Iruka is gone, Anko whispered to Hinata.

"But the thing is...I don't even know if the baby is Iruka-kun's. You see...I've been seeing Genma and...you know."

"Right...could you wait here for a bit? I need to pass something to Naruto-kun." Hinata stood up and runs out of the office.


Lunchtime at Ichiraku's

Naruto, Hinata, Yuki, Setsuna, Anko and Iruka and the Pikachu from the first scene were having lunch.

"Sorry about last night," said Naruto. "But I wanted to make up for burning dinner and at the same time, celebrate the occasion for Iruka-sensei's new baby by treating all of you to lunch."

Hinata sees the Pikachu. "Excuse me, but why are you here?"

"Me?" said the Pikachu. "I was suppose to do a tour to promote the new season of Pocket Monsters, but my tour guide got fired somewhere along the way so I'm waiting for the replacement that is being sent by TokyoTV. And not to mention that my Seiyuu is pregnant and I had to talk to Konohamaru about replacements because luckily for me, my dialogue has been prerecorded for at least seven to eight seasons. Unlike poor Konohamaru, who won't have a Seiyuu until the pregnancy is over...so there'll be a bit more Anime Fillers without Konohamaru to buy some time until they can get Konohamaru's Seiyuu back or...maybe a replacement. Besides, most fanfics would work well if we use dub jokes because most of the readers can read English."

The other characters has no idea what the long winded speech the Pikachu made meant.

"Erm...yeah. Whatever," said Naruto. "And I'm not racist."

"Pika?"

End of 03


Author's Note: That long winded speech Pikachu made is a reference on Konohamaru and Pikachu's Japanese Voice Actress, Ikue Otani, who happens to be on pregnancy leave since January 2006, which might add a little delay and a reason to add more fillers as someone has to voice Konohamaru during after the time skip in Naruto. And there might be a possibility that they might show some filler episodes in between the time skip before Kakashi Gaiden like they did in Dragonball Z (COUGHOtherworldtournamentsagaCOUGH). Anyway, that's just a rant I decided to put up because of the endless line of Anime fillers.

Original Characters:

Uchiha Setsuna (Daughter of Sasuke and Sakura. She looks a lot like her mother with pink hair and green eyes...but she does have the Sharingan. A potential daughter-in-law for Naruto and it's something Sasuke is not going to be happy about. She's a member of ANBU and a Jonin.)

Uzumaki Yuki (Son of Naruto and Hinata. He has the Byakugan and his mother's blue hair. A Jonin and an ANBU member.)


Bonus: A New Fanfic Preview: (Not the next chapter preview)

Shikamaru was standing outside a shoe shop with a microphone.

"Shoes," said Shikamaru. "Shoes are nothing much as they follow you like shadows...even if they are at your feet."

Sakura runs out of the store.

"No no no, Shikamaru," said Sakura.

"What!" asked an annoyed Shikamaru through the microphone.

Sakura pushed down Shikamaru's microphone.

"You got to be more aggressive in competition. Do the hard sell. You got to target people," explained Sakura.

Shikamaru nods. "Ok."

As Sakura returns the shop, Shikamaru looks around and sees Ino walking by.

"Get in here, you fat pig!" yelled Shikamaru.

Sakura runs out of the store in shock.