"Hmm I wonder where Sakura is" Lee thought out loud as Naruto huffed and puffed trying to keep up with the stupid version of lee. "Maybe she's at the park" lee said as he took of again almost running into a Large lady. "Excuse him he's mentally deranged" Naruto said to the lady as he took of running again. Man he never stops he thought to himself, but, Naruto was wrong because when Lee saw the big oak tree in the middle of the park he had this wild urge to TALK to the SQUIRRLES.
Lee ran up to the big tree and hugged it. "Hi squirrel buddies! How are you today?" he asked a large squirrel. The squirrel just stared at him like he was an idiot. "Wow getting a lot of work done?" Now all the squirrels had gathered around lee and were chattering furiously. "Naruto… they say orange is not your color" lee said turning around to see Naruto looking like he was about to have a seizure.
"Naruto what's wrong?" lee asked running over to him. "Nothing' he answered trying to suppress his laughter. Suddenly all the squirrels come running over to lee and all together threw acorns at him. Naruto couldn't stand it anymore he burst out laughing. 'But I thought you were my friends!" lee yelled as all the squirrels ran back to the tree. Naruto was now rolling on the ground. "Wow is this a new dance craze "lee asked Naruto as he started rolling on the ground too. "Lee stop! I can't laugh any harder or I'll explode." Naruto said clutching his stomach. "Okey dokey!" lee said promptly stopping.
"Hmm what should we do now?" lee asked Naruto clearly oblivious of what he came to do. 'Sakura….." Naruto said as lee jumped up, pumping his fist in the air. 'YES! I must pledge my undying lover for her before the day ends" and with that he took off running. He's going to wear me out Naruto thought as he took off running after lee.
A/n I'M SOOOOOO SORRY IT'S SOOOO SHORT!I just couldn't write anymore... CURSE MY SHORT ATTENTION SPAN!
Lee: Why did you have to make me stupid first?
Kell: I'm sorry my friend suggested you be first and I thought it was good idea...
Lee: But you made me look like a moron
Kell: Well that was fun... but your supposed to be stupid in this chapter...
Lee: your soo... hurtful
Kell: I'm sorry
Lee: SQUIRRLES ATTACK!
Kell: RUN! RUN FOR YOUR LIVES
