Its short again but I guess you people will have to deal with it!


After running all over Konoha again they finally found Sakura having dinner and flirting with Sasuke in a restaurant not far from the noodle shop that they ate at.

"We ran all over the town for nothing, man you are stupid!" Naruto exclaimed as they walked inside.


"So Sasuke what are you doing on Saturday?" Sakura asked "Umm I'm probably gonna go train a little….. maybe drown Naruto… but I'm definitely not going out with you."

"Why wont you go out with me!" she yelled. "Because you're a hot head, a waste of time, and I hate the color pink" he said as Lee rushed up.

"Sakura I've been meaning to do this for a long time" he said taking her hand and kneeling on the floor "I love you. I love you with all my heart. I will always love you despite your bad taste in men, and your hideous hair. Sakura I will wait as long as you're alive. I will wait for you to come to me because you are the love of my life and I will love you forever." and with that he kissed her hand and promptly got slapped in the face.

"OMG! WHAT HAPPENED TO MY LEE!" Gai yelled. "Hmmm that voice sounds familiar...Are you my conscience?"" lee said as Gai picked him up off the ground bridal style.

"Lee what the heck happened to you… you're like ….stupid" "I don't know" lee said snapping back to normal.

"Hmm I thought these were supposed to last for 24 hours I guess it depends" Naruto thought to himself

Gai put Lee down in an empty booth. "All I remember is I was at the ramen shop and then now I'm here….and my face and my head hurt real badly." Lee said as Sakura walked up "YOU DISGUST ME SO BADLY ROCK LEE I NEVER WANT TO SEE YOUR FACE AGAIN!" she screamed. "What was that all about" lee asked confused "Don't ask"


"Hmm I only have 6 pills left so I better use them wisely... but I don't think any one could top lee's performance." he thought to himself as he climbed into bed after walking home. "Well tomorrows another day." he turned off the light and fell asleep.


A/n Ummmm I dont know where to go from here so if you guys could help me it would be greatly appericiated!

Also I'm having a poll on who to do next Kiba, Gai, or Kakashi.


Sakura: I HATE YOU SO MUCH!

Kell: I know everybody does...

Sakura: I mean what girl does not like the color pink!

Kell: I dont AND I'M PROUND OF IT!

Sakura : I HATE YOU MORE THAN INO!

Kell: I HATE YOU MORE THAN...THAN... THAT CORD ON THE PHONE THAT TRIES TO DECAPITATE YOU WHEN YOUR TALKING TO SOMEONE!

Sakura: THEN WHY DONT YOU GET A CORDLESS PHONE!

Kell: BECAUSE I DONT FEEL LIKE IT!

catfight

Sasuke: Hey Lee hand me some of that popcorn

Lee: Sure thing...