Disclaimer: I do not own Disney's Hook from which I took some lines cuz they just seemed to fit

bold italics are actions

regualr italics are thoughts

Okay here goes nothing…..


After thinking all night (well more like all morning) Naruto decided that Kakashi was to be his next victim. Why well because Kakashi sensei was always making them wait with his lateness and he was always reading his perverted books when he should have been concentrating on teaching. I mean he is a sensei for goodness sake……….

And he lives right down the street….

But Kakashi sensei sadly is smarter than Lee so he probably won't fall for the pill in the tea thing so Naruto was stumped. Suddenly the doorbell rang

"Coming" he said as he got out of bed walking to the door in his cute Froggy pajamas. "Hi Naruto" the milk man said dropping off Naruto's milk. "I think I've just had an apostrophe" Naruto yelled grabbing the milk "umm I think I you mean epiphany""Lightning has just struck my brain" Naruto yelled running inside.

"Ouch that must have hurt" said the milk man as he went on his way.

What is Naruto going to do with his milk? How is he going to make Kakashi Stupid? Stay tuned and the answers will be revealed……..


Kell: Shakes Computer MORE! I need answers. Answers! ANSWERS! Curse the author that wrote this story…..

Gaara: but you wrote this story….

Kell: Oh yeah ….hmmm Wait how'd you get in here

Gaara: Oh your dad let me in.

Kell: He did?

Gaara: NO I KILLED HIM! MUWHAWAWAWAW!

Kell: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

And that was my overactive imagination now on with the fan fic. (I actually had a dream like that... it was creepy!)


Naruto rings Kakashi's doorbell Kakashi sensei opens the door with only his face mask on and happy face boxers (A/n there's a good little image for all you Kakashi lovers) "hello Naruto… ummm why are you here so early in the morning?" "Just dropping off your milk sensei" Naruto said handing him the bottle

"but I don't drink milk" "Well you should. Why not start now! You know good for healthy bones" Naruto shoved the bottle in Kakashi's hands. "Well I could try it' "You NEVER tried milk before" Naruto yelled. "Nope" "Where DID your childhood go?" "Down the drain just like where this milk is going" Kakashi said walking into his kitchen.

"Why!" Naruto yelled again "#1 because this has the stench of stupidity on it #2 I already got my milk #3 I vowed never to accept milk from anyone but the milk man since that day……" "Since what day?' "Oh never mind" Kakashi said dumping the milk down the drain.

Little did he know that wasn't the milk that Naruto tainted. He took a bottle from his pocket and replaced it with one that was on the counter. "Well" Kakashi said recycling the empty bottle and picking up the bottle Naruto just put down. "Want some un-tainted 2 percent?" "Sure" Naruto said smiling. He had just outsmarted the one of the smartest Jounin in Konoha. Score One for the Orange Jumpsuit guy:

"Drink up" kakashi said downing his glass. And now the fun begins!


A/n And the adventure with Kakashi with continue. NEXT CHAPTER MUWAWAWAWAWWAWAWAWWAWAW! MILK A COOKIES FOR ALL! And a big thanks goes out to all that reveiwed. It was a hard decicion but I decided to go with Kakashi.

Naruto: It wasnt a hard decision you were going to do him...Kelly what are you doing with that frying... Whack