Okay this chap might not be as funny as the other chapters but its kinda hard to live up to Lee's funny... and anyway Iwas really bored and it was really late at night and my mother was watching Project Runnway for some odd reason so...heres the chapter hope you like it...


Naruto put the glass to his lips and pretended to drink as Kakashi (his back facing Naruto….cuz he took off his mask) took a HUGE swig of his milk.

"That was some gooooood milk…….. Yep that was nice milk ……..I love you milk!" Kakashi said turning around with his MASK OFF!

Naruto Fainted


OMG HIS SENSEI, THE ONE THAT WAS ALWAYS LATE AND READING PERV BOOKS WAS……………………..GORGEOUS! Wow did he just think his teacher was gorgeous…..? (A/n and no I AM NOT making this a yaoi Fanfic and yes I have seen Kakashi without his mask……….. one word Hunk-sickle. AAAAAAAAAAAhhhhh I just said Kakashi was a hunk-sickle … must wash mouth out with soap!)


"Hey Naruto you like eggs? Kakashi asked Naruto who was trying to stifle his nosebleed. "Yeah why?" "LET"S GO EGG GAI'S HOUSE!" he said running out side with just his happy face boxers and lots of eggs.

The streets were paved with blood as everybody who saw Kakashi got nosebleeds. Milk came out of Sasuke's nose, Sakura blushed red and thought a very dirty thought, Shino took off his glasses, Lee almost dislocated his jaw and the list goes on…….

When they got to the house Gai had just finished taking a bath. Wow! I was really dirty he thought to himself as the water drained and a ring of black grime was left. He grabbed a towel just as Kakashi and Naruto started throwing the eggs and one of them flew through his bathroom window


HIT THE DIRT Gai thought to himself as he dived behind his couch and crawled to his door. Kakashi giggled hysterically as a very disgruntled Gai came running out of his house in just a towel. "SOMEONE JUST BOMED MY HOUSE ….I'M ON FIRE! SOMEONE HELP ME! And that's when the guys with the loooooong needles came to put Gai in a pillow room.
A/n Ahhhh the pillow room (the Idea was courtesy of Take Down)…… I have such fond memories of that place…… Not really… cuz I've never been there…

Anyway I will be going to Hawaii (I practically live there) in a week so I won't be updating for a while. Though I will have a computer (not mine) so feel free to PM me with ideas CUZ I DESPERATELY NEEEEED THEM! THE FANFIC CAN NOT GO ON WITHOUT YOUR HELP! Anyway….

Gai (behind bullet proof glass): It's actually pretty nice in here…