Italics: thoughts...if you didn't know that by now.

The ruler thingys aren't working...it sucks...

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Naruto was one of the last at the party. His orange swim trunks crinkling as he walked.

"Hey NARUTO!" Kiba yelled from across the pool near the tables with all the food on them. The musiv was pumping so lound and the place was so crouded that he could barley see kiba.

"This place sure is hopping" Naruto said walking over and getting splashed in the process.

"SORRY!" Yelled Chouji as he went back to trying to drown Shikamaru (and was doing a very good job of it) for mocking his table manners.

"So what are we supposed to do?" Naruto asked finally reaching Kiba.

"Umm its apool party what do you think we're supposed to do? Scatch pimples?" Kiba said shaking his head and getting Naruto yet in the process. " You're even stupider than I thought"

"Well I'm gonna make you stupid. One way or another your my next victim Kiba. so you better watch your back." He thought smirking

"h-h-hi N-Naruto" Hinata said carrying a tray of drinks over to them. "

So Neji's got you working…eh? And where's your swimsuit?" Kiba asked taking the tray from her and placing it on the table behind them.

"I d-don't feel l-like swimming and Neji d-didn't ask I w-wanted t-to." She answered blushing.

"Kiba you thirsty? Naruto asked turning around to take a drink slipping the pill inside.

"Sure" Kiba said as Naruto reached out to hand it to him.

"Oh thanks Naruto" Neji said taking the glass from him

"No Neji… don't…" Naruto said trying to knock the glass out of his hands as Neji put the glass to his lips. He took a big swig. "Hmmm tastes different."

"Hey that was mine you scum ball" Kiba said jokingly.

"Scum ball! Where? IT'S GONNA TOUCH MY HAIR!" Neji said dropping the glass. He put his hands on his head and jumped onto the table knocking all the plates over. "Oh look my hair blows in the wind up herrrrrreeeeeeee!" He said as the light breeze made his hair. ..Well you know blow in the wind…..

"What in the hell happened to Neji? Is He drunk?" Shino asked as Neji started to flap his wings.

"LOOOOKIE I'm A BIRDIE!" He yelled jumping up and down on the table.

"Neji don't do that!" Hinata yelled as they heard cracking.

"EARTHQUAKE!" Neji shouted as he jumped off the table and ran as fast as he could into a wall.

"Whatever it is you better fix him quick!" Kiba said as Hanabi and Hiashi walked out from the house carrying bags of chips.

Naruto gulped. Neji would be in so much trouble if they found him like this…….

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A/n It's not very good I know...I cant write very well today... I tried writing a rough draft for my english essay...it turned out like crud...but I wanted to post this because I'm so busy I'm afraid If I dont post this i wont for another month or two... Well anyways R and R and tell me how bad it sucks...

Kyle: What no me in this chapter?

Kelly: Nope sorry...

Kyle: I feel...so..so... UNLOVED!

He runs away crying

Lee: Popcorn?

Kelly: Sure!