Disclaimer: I dont own Naruto or Texas Chainsaw Massacer... though its a good movie...
"We gota get him outa here!" Kiba whispered to Naruto
"Hinata make some excuse any excuse…" Naruto said as he ran over to Neji and grabbed his arm… All of a sudden Kiba hoisted Neji's body over his shoulder as they ran to the fence
"WEEEE pony ride! Pony ride" Neji's shouted with glee as Kiba and Naruto started to sprint where they both had no idea where they were going.
"Shut up Neji if they find you like this Hiashi will think your drunk and trust me he will blow up in your face again…..and that means no dating TenTen and then that means she gets angry and then…" Kiba didn't want to think about an angry TenTen….especially since his apartment happened to be right under hers…
"TenTen…pretty….. " Neji said drooling as Naruto and Kiba stopped in front of none other than Gai sensei's house.
"We didn't know what to do with him" Kiba said wiping the drool off his back as Neji ran around Gai's kitchen screaming I feel pretty
"Well the first thing I need to ask you guys is WHAT THE HELL HAPPENED TO HIM!" Gai said as Neji suddenly stopped in front of Gai's empty fish tank
"FISHYS …ooooo look at the pretty fishes go…"
"Umm Neji's the fish tank is empty…"
"NOT ITS NOT!" Neji screamed as he hugged the fish tank….
"As I was saying what the hell happened to him..." Gai said as Naruto looked around sheepishly…
"Naruto I know you have something to do with it… you were so upset when Neji accidentally drank the soda I was supposed to drink and then poof he started acting like this…"He said pointing to Neji who was still hugging the fish tank and singing I feel pretty.
"Well this may seem kinda impossible but…but I found a way to make people stupid …" Naruto said scratching his forehead as Gai and Kiba just stared at him.
"So that's what happened to my lee…"
"Yeah"
"So do you know how to reverse it?" Kiba asked
"Well it's supposed to last for 24 hours …"
"24 HOURS!" Kiba and Gai yelled
"BUT lee got jerked out of it by a slap to the face…and Kakashi got hit in the head with a football so I guess…" Naruto said as Kiba suddenly grabbed a pan off Gai's pot rack and tiptoed over to Neji.
"Come here Neji I have a present for you…" Kiba said raising the pan over his head getting ready to strike.
"TEXAS CHAINSAW MASSACER!" Neji yelled as he ran out of the kitchen and out the door.
"GET your but back over here Neji! I'm trying to HELP you!" Kiba said as he ran after him.
"I guess you better go run after them…" Gai said as Naruto looked at the fish tank one last time…
"You know you really should put some fish in there…."
A/n well here is chapter 9 for those of you people that have been waiting for it...I probably won't update for a looooooooong time... so enjoy while it lasts
