Author's Notes: Yo.
CONTENT WARNINGS:
-Genderbending-
Obviously for adult audiences only, all characters 18 years or older.
Enjoy your citrus!
Shizune
"No. I don't care what you have to say - the answer is no. It's probably a waste of my time." The Slug Sage blathered in disinterest, going back to her alcohol.
Gnk...
Gnk...
Gnk...
"Right. You don't have much of that left, do ya?" Naruto sniped.
...ahhhhhh.
Tsunade slammed her saki bottle on the table, rattling all of the various shot glasses and empty handles that'd been piling up.
"Who's the brat?" She asked without even looking at the person in question.
"Err, my new apprentice..." Jiraiya coughed slightly.
"Seems like you didn't learn your lesson last time." She waved her hand behind her toward the barkeep and slid the empty saki bottle toward the end of the table. "He's just as much of an idiot as the other one."
Naruto folded his arms and leaned back, giving her a deadpan stare.
"Says the old bat trashing her liver in public. Trying to get away from something, -ttebayo?"
Shizune, who'd been trying to appear as small as possible, squeaked and ducked down even further as her master's eyebrow twitched.
Tsunade finally looked at him with a severe frown on her face.
"Are disrespectful runts the only ones graduating from the academy these days?"
"Better than a washed up old Sannin getting drunk in the middle of nowhere - when she should be helping her village." Naruto replied with a shrug.
"Okay," she started, standing up and flattening her hands on the table as she leaned toward the other blonde who was desperately trying to ignore the way it made her massive breasts squish together, "you, me, outside. Right now." Tsunade demanded with narrowed eyes.
"No thanks, I didn't come here to embarrass any senior citizens." He rolled his eyes and stood up before sliding nimbly over Jiraiya to get out of the booth they were in. "Honestly, we can find a better Hokage than some crazy hag with crippling alcohol issues." Naruto poked Tsunade in the forehead as he spoke, pushing her back onto her butt. "I'm outta here Jiraiya."
Tsunade sat still for a few seconds then violently twisted around in her seat to try and locate the already-departed boy.
"Come back here!"
Jiraiya shrugged his shoulders and sighed.
"I guess I'll be going as well."
He got up and shuffled out of the little tavern while his old teammate fumed, glaring daggers at a fresh bottle of saki as it was placed on the table by an uncomfortable-looking waiter.
Later...
Naruto slid onto a stool at the very same tavern, next to a familiar, black-haired girl. There was a tiny frown on her face as she stared dejectedly at the counter.
"Yo."
She turned to look at him with a quiet gasp.
"Oh! Naruto-kun... what are you doing here?"
"I was kind of hoping you might be here." He said with a smirk.
Shizune looked back down at her hands resting on the countertop.
"I-I guess I'm just passing the time. Tsunade-sama's locked herself in our room, so..." She mumbled.
'Maybe I was a bit too harsh... but Ero-Sennin did say that taunting her would do the trick.' Naruto scratched his cheek awkwardly.
"Then I'll keep you company, -ttebayo!" He abruptly clapped a hand on Shizune's back, making her jump, and waved the bartender over. "Two glasses, rocks, and a bottle of whiskey, please."
"Aren't you a little young?" The grizzled man behind the bar asked as he came over.
"I'm twenty, -ttebayo! And I'm a freakin' ninja anyway so that shouldn't even matter!" Naruto complained with a finger pointing to his headband and his bottom lip twitching as he tried not to pout. Shizune smiled slightly, but put her hand on his arm hesitantly.
"Uhm, I appreciate the gesture, but I don't know -"
Naruto turned to her with a sudden smug grin.
"Don't worry, I'll cover it."
He stabbed a hand into one of his pockets and yanked out a fat, green toad.
"Hehe, look! Gama-chan's almost bursting at the seems right now!" He held the bulging wallet out to her with childish enthusiasm.
Shizune actually giggled, pushing the amphibious sack of coins back toward him.
"Money's not an issue, I'm just not much of a drinker." She explained as she watched the bartender place two ice-filled glasses and a large bottle of whiskey on the counter.
"Well, me neither... but that old lady sure made it look fun!" Naruto joked as he poured himself some liquor. He swished the brown liquid over the ice for a second to chill it down before taking a sip.
Ssssp...
"Hmmm... kind of tastes like shit." He whispered huskily as his throat burned, getting another laugh out of Shizune.
She glanced around conspiratorially, as if her master would come storming in any second, then nervously chewed on her lip and poured herself some as well.
"It would be rude to let you drink alone..." She reasoned with a tiny blush. Naruto shrugged and clinked his glass against hers.
"Kanpai!"
"K-Kanpai!"
Even later, Naruto's hotel room...
"Oof!"
A heavily intoxicated Naruto grunted as he tripped in the process of removing his pants, falling backwards into the bed and dragging Shizune with him. The somewhat less drunk girl made a similar noise when she fell face-first on top of him.
Naruto ran his hands up her thighs, sides, then back while she fisted hers through his blonde hair and sloppily planted her lips on his.
"Mhm, mhmhmhm... that tickles." Shizune mumbled into his mouth. He traced his fingertips down her back and then clapped his hands onto her small, perky posterior, kneading it as she resumed messily licking and sucking on his face - spilling little lines of boozy drool down the sides of his mouth. She was attacking his whole lower face like it was a damn ice cream cone!
'Is i' her firs' time... or she jus' really drunk?' Naruto woozily wondered to himself before flipping them over. He gently took her bottom lip between his teeth while he pulled her kimono up, exposing her from the waist down. Shizune moaned loudly as he massaged her bare asscheeks and moved to suck on the side of her neck. He dragged his tongue down to her clavicle while his hands traveled down the outside of her thighs to grip her calves and spread her legs apart.
Naruto ground his bulge into her panty-clad mound when she stiffened.
"You okay?" He asked sluggishly, leaning back to look her in the face.
She nodded quickly and reached up to try and pull his head back down, but he could see the discomfort written all over her features.
"Wha's wrong?" He asked again with his brow furrowing in concern.
"Uhm..." Shizune couldn't meet his eye, seeming suddenly embarrassed. "I d-don't... I don't really like boys..." She whispered with a deep flush, scooting backward slightly until his erection stopped poking her.
Naruto stared blankly for a second.
"Then why'd'ya'gree ta come here wth me?" He slurred, sitting up.
"Because you're cute... and I think I like you... and I didn't want you to be sad if I said no." She slowly explained, hugging herself insecurely. "It's confusing, I know."
"Hmmmm..." Naruto sat still for a long moment before an idea popped into his head. "How 'bout ths?"
Poof!
With a little puff of smoke, Naruto was replaced with a curvy blonde wearing long pigtails - and a now ill-fitting jumpsuit.
Shizune sat up and smiled weakly.
"I don't know..."
Naruto grabbed her hand and brought it to his crotch, smushing it firmly against it. Shizune gasped as her fingers sunk into a soft, squishy mound, her face growing red.
"Hehehe," the blonde giggled drunkenly, "it's a true henge."
"So right now, you're really...?"
"Yep." Naruto said smugly. "Hun oned... one hundr'd percent."
He'd invented the technique, and he was damn proud of it!
His breath hitched as she suddenly started groping his pussy through his boxers, curiously rubbing and petting the delicate lips with an inexperienced touch. He unzipped his jacket - which was now a bit too tight - and threw it on the floor, leaving him in just a woefully undersized mesh tee.
"O-Oh, wow..."
Shizune ogled his breasts with wide eyes, the large mammaries squishing through the gaps of the lattice that was struggling to contain them.
"Itai!" Naruto winced as he unsuccessfully tried to wiggle out of the fishnet. She continued to stare at his stiff, pink nipples in a trance for a moment before snapping out of it and helping him. Seeing no other choice, she grabbed the shirt and ripped it down the middle, causing it to fall on the bed.
"Sorry..."
Naruto sighed in relief as he gingerly massaged his own tits.
"I can' blieve I frgot ta take tht off firs'." He whined, lips jutted out childishly.
Shizune would have laughed at his antics, but she could hardly focus on anything other than his huge titties - especially with the way he was playing with them.
Naruto noticed, and smirked.
"Don' be shy, Shizu-chan."
He reached out and pulled her head into his bosom, combing a hand through her short, black hair. After hesitating for a few moments she began to kiss and lick the inside of his cleavage, making him giggle.
"There ya go..." He said lowly, rubbing her head encouragingly. Shizune slurped on every inch of titty that she could reach, her hands moving around grab Naruto's naked back and pull him tighter. The blonde moaned and enjoyed her enthusiastic ministrations for a while before pushing her away.
She sat back panting, her dark red face covered in a sheen of boob sweat as well as her own spit.
Naruto shimmied his shapely rear out of his boxers and tossed them on the floor.
"So tell me... ya evr have a grlfrien'?" He asked as he got on his hands and knees.
"No..." Shizune mumbled after catching her breath.
"Well... ya at leas' tell any'ne you were gay?"
"N-No..." She answered again, sounding more than a little sad this time.
"That sounds lonely." Naruto said with a pout. He pushed the older girl over and straddled her, grinding his wet slit against her navel. "You mus' be so pent up..."
Shizune blushed terribly, feeling his slick labia slide over her skin. Her hands instinctively slid up his thighs to rest on his wide hips.
"Jus' tell me wht you want." The blonde breathed into her ear with his hands running down her meager chest.
"I-I want you... to s-sit on my face." She whispered, half hoping he didn't hear her naughty request.
Naruto smirked perversely and leaned down to peck her on the lips. Placing both hands on one side of her, he managed to swing himself around quite dexterously for someone so inebriated.
"Ready?"
Shizune gazed up at the naked ass looming over her head, wiggling side to side hypnotically. With a dry throat she only just managed to squeak out a quiet 'hai' and Naruto lowered himself, his plump asscheeks resting on the top half of her face while his drooling pussy smushed against her mouth. The usually reserved girl did not hesitate for a second this time, immediately kissing and slurping the wet folds with nearly thirty years of repressed sexuality.
A panting Naruto moved his head down between Shizune's legs to reciprocate but he was finding it a little hard to focus. It certainly seemed true that enthusiasm can make up for a lack of skill - because the way she was messily attacking his twat already had his thighs quivering and his breath ragged.
Not to mention the alcohol really hampered his stamina.
"Fuuuuck..." He came with a sultry moan, roughly grinding himself against her face and squirting hot, musky nectar into her thirsty mouth. Shizune drank it greedily, gulping down every last drop while he rode out his orgasm. The second he was done she went straight back to ravaging his sensitive lips, hands reaching up to squeeze his ass tight and keep his pussy right where she wanted it.
"I'm gettin' shown up by'a virgin... -ttebayo." Naruto muttered.
He hooked his fingers into the sides of Shizune's waistband and clumsily dragged her panties all the way down her shapely legs, grinning at the thick, sticky strings of grool connecting the soiled underwear to her engorged twat.
Tossing the fabric aside, he grabbed the backs of her knees and pushed them back toward her chest to expose her snatch as much as possible before diving in; slowly licking up and down her slit with his tongue digging through her folds as he went. He pressed the tip of his soft, pink appendage against her hole, then dragged it all the way back to her clit, flicking back and forth to tease the stiffened little nub. Almost faster than him, Shizune suddenly came, managing to spray a cup of juices all over the bed before a surprised Naruto finally reacted and clamped his mouth over her spitting pussy.
The blonde moaned into her quim as a wave of warm, delicious fluid flooded his mouth.
Shizune's hungry ministrations paused and her entire body locked up while her very first orgasm ran its course, wracking every single nerve in her body with a sublime, foreign pleasure. Once it tapered off Naruto pulled back and blew a stream of cool air over her burning labia, sending tingles up her spine.
"Hehe, now the score's'even..." He slurred with a smirk, cupping his fingers over her pussy and rubbing the wet flesh up and down. "Bet you cum again 'for I do."
Shizune didn't respond at first, breathing hard into his crotch as she slowly came down from the best feeling in her life. The intensity of those electric sparks racing from her core to her fingertips and toes had her feeling faint - and it didn't help that every time she inhaled the warm, heady scent of his arousal filled her nose.
"Th-That was... it felt..." Shizune stuttered through labored breaths.
"I know." Naruto responded cockily.
He languidly rolled off of her and spun back around to lay next to her, grabbing one of her sticky, red cheeks and turning her face toward him for an intimate kiss. As he tasted his own cum on her lips his hand trailed down her neck, over the tiny swell of her clothed chest and past her bare abdomen, eventually diving between her legs to pet her puffy labia. He only teased her for a moment before sinking three slender fingers into her sopping cunt and beginning to finger-fuck the older girl aggressively.
"Oh!"
Naruto licked the rest of the drying pussy juice off of Shizune's face and pulled back to gaze at her.
"You look so hot right now, Shizu-chan..." He said huskily, pressing the heel of his hand into her clit.
Shizune panted and moaned as his digits expertly pounded into her well-lubricated snatch, sliding in and out easily and stretching her tunnel out as they went. Each motion of his hand made a wet, lewd sound unlike anything she'd ever heard and sent a jolt of pleasure from her pussy straight to the top of her head.
Glick, glick, glack, gluck, glack, gluck, gluck, gluck!
She came again with a gasp, squirting the steamy fluid over the bed and even dousing the wall at the other side of the room. Still, Naruto kept going, stroking her inner walls with the pads of his fingers and wrapping his legs around one of hers to grind his leaking slit into the side of her thigh.
Shizune's hips jerked when he rubbed over a particular spot, her knees knocking together as she abruptly peaked again. Naruto pulled his fingers out and moved the juice-coated digits up to strum her clit while she once again spilled her piping hot cum out onto the bed - a veritable puddle of it forming between her legs now.
"Mmmm..." Naruto's wet hand moved up to dip inside of Shizune's kimono and play with one of her small tits as she recovered from the near sensory overload.
Shuddering and gasping, it took her a few minutes to finally catch her breath and stop shaking. She groggily leaned up onto her elbows and peeked down at the soaked bedding.
"I... I made such a mess!" Shizune squeaked, supreme embarrassment overtaking her ruddy features.
Naruto just shrugged, still fondling her breast.
"I'z a hotel... someone'll take care'of'it." He mumbled as he tweaked her hardened nipple.
"But they'll be cleaning my... d-discharge." She whispered shamefully.
Naruto made a face at her choice of word.
"'s not like they'll know i' was you."
"B-But -"
He rolled on top of her and sat back on her thighs, giving her greedy eyes a wonderful, unbridled view of his hanging melons.
"Don' worry 'bout i'." Naruto said as firmly as he could, slurring as he was. Shizune's attention did seem to focus on something else and he grinned sultrily. "Oh? Still in th' mood fer more?"
Her face flushed further if that was possible, her charcoal eyes unable to meet his as she gave a shameful nod.
Naruto slid off of her and onto his back and let his shapely legs splay open.
"Well? 's not gonna lick itself."
He smirked at Shizune, watching her hastily roll onto her front to post up between his legs. After taking a second to admire his naked form, the sex-starved girl wantonly buried her face into his sticky cunt, immediately creating a whole mess of spit and pussy juice as she licked and slurped his labia.
"Nnn! Nnhah, you're so forceful Shizu-chan!" The blonde's teasing, girly voice made Shizune's stomach tighten with arousal and she reached down to slide a few fingers into herself. His twat was tangy and salty and the more she flicked her tongue through his soft, slick folds the more her head clouded with the naughty flavor.
Naruto gave his own tits a lustful squeeze then slid one of his hands down to rub his clit.
"Haa, that feels good..." His other hand fisted itself in the damp sheets as Shizune started pushing her tongue inside of him, moaning herself at the taste while she clumsily fucked his pussy with her appendage.
Klk,
klk,
klk,
klk,
klk,
klk,
klk...
Naruto suddenly arched his back, his tits sliding to the sides of his chest and his legs clamping over Shizune's ears as he squirted. Held in place by his soft, pillowy thighs the older girl moaned as she was forced to drink a tsunami of pussy juice, most of it spitting straight into her mouth while the rest splashed against her chin.
After a few dozen seconds the blonde fell back to the bed with a huff, jerking slightly when Shizune started lapping the nectar from his entire crotch.
"N-Not ev'n a sec... cond of rest, huh?" Naruto complained, watching her slurp his thighs clean. "Time for revenge!"
Shizune was an inch away from taking his pussy lips back into her mouth when he suddenly sat up and lurched forward, laying his front onto her back.
"Hehe... der's no 'scape now, Shizu-chan!"
His fingers roughly sunk into her asscheeks, spreading them wide to reveal her twat and Shizune buried her blushing face into the damp, musky bed.
'Why would I want to escape?'
It didn't take long for her to cum again, spraying a mist of pussy juice all over the sheets and floor, and when she was done she found herself right back between his legs, trying to make him squirt again. The night was still relatively young, and many more cups of steaming nectar were spilled and drank before the drunk couple tired themselves out.
The hotel's cleaning staff, as a matter of fact, did not enjoy having to clean the room the next day.
Author's Notes: Next part is Tsunade, will be up this Saturday (the 10th).
Stand by for more lemonade . . .
