War of the worlds

a smashy style

Okay, I am saying that this is my first story ever posted by me, so, um… please don't be critical (like you would be). This is a story and, um, yeah.

So anyway, it all started of one sunny, peaceful morning when Peach woke up in her castle.

"Isn't it a nice day?" she said to herself.

She tiptoed out of the room to find Yoshi awake and running like mad.

"Good morning Yoshi!" she said with joy not noticing that there were heaps of goombas and koopas chasing him.

"Arrararararara" Exclaimed Yoshi.

And that was what happened with those two.

Meanwhile, on Mario's side of the story…

Mario was in the bar.

"We have a bar-a?"

"Now we do," Said a Paratroopa at the bar, "here, have a whisky."

"I like-a whisky?" asked Mario.

"Now you do." Said the Paratroopa.

"Hi Paper Mario, hi Paper Luigi," said Mario, "wait a minute, is there a Paper Luigi?"

"Now there is." Said the Paratroopa.

"Is this getting repetitive?"

"Maybe." Said Toad.

Suddenly, everyone heard an ararararaarara!

Our hero, Mario, rushed upstairs!

So did Luigi, but since nobody likes Luigi, he fell out a window and everybody celebrated.

EXIT LUIGI

Meh, nobody cares.

Luigi came back to life.

Everybody threw tomatoes at him.

Um… UNEXIT LUIGI

Anyway, Mario came upstairs to find an inflatable Peach had fallen out of a window, not that he realised it was fake.

"What happened Yoshi?" he said.

"Yoshi yoshi yoshi yoshi yoshi yoshi yoshi yoshi yoshi yoshi yoshi!" Translated: Peach was kidnapped! What are we going to do?

"You're right Yoshi, Peach is dead!" Said Mario.

Yoshi smacked his head.

2 days later…

"Peach was a um… 'Good' princess. Blah blah blah the end." Said a koopa in a rabbi costume.

"I must tell Bowser and DK to not attempt stealing Peach." Said Mario a bit uncomfortably to Luigi. They walked to Bowser's evil lair of doom!

Mario went in.

"Bowser? Don't steal peach" Said Mario sadly.

"Okay" Said Bowser helping DK tie up Peach.

"2 days ago I fell out of a window as a fan toy!" Said Peach in joy.

Bowser was in his evil lair of doom.

"I'm so sick of stealing Peach", said Bowser to DK,"it seems I've been doing it in every game I'm in."

"Why don't we catch a princess called banana?" said DK in his glum, dumb, voice.

"That's stupid." Said Bowser.

"You're stupid!" Said DK.

"You're more stupid than your mother!" said Bowser.

"I don't have a mother!" Said DK.

"How dare you lie about your mum!" Said DK's mother while slapping DK.

"Um… Let's go fishing!" DK said.

"Great idea!" Said Bowser.

"And you too! You turtle that calls apes stupid!" Said DK's mother slapping Bowser.

They walked along while DK's mother went to put DK up for adoption.

Let's forget about her. So, on the trip…

DK tripped.

"That hurt." He said.

"So does this!" Bowser said punching DK in the head.

Well, they caught fish "happily" together.

"It doesn't seem right without Peach." Said Mario.

"Yeah, no more squealing when I'm asleep." Luigi said pleasantly.

"I wonder what Bowser feels like?" Mario asked.

"Me too." Said Luigi.

They walked to Bowser's evil lair of doom!

When they got there, they saw a figure with the keys for the evil lair of doom!

They watched and saw the figure take a princess out of the evil lair of doom!

"We should investigate. And also get this guy to stop making exclamation marks every time we reference the phrase 'evil lair of doom'!" Whispered Mario.

They went close and saw Yoshi taking peach and running towards them.

"He's saving her!" Said Luigi.

Yoshi got to them.

"Yoshi yoshi yoshi yoshi yoshi hup ararararararar!" He said.

Translated: Follow me! Go to the lair of doom! Look!

They followed Yoshi into the lair of doom!

Luigi ran in before Yoshi got there.

He screamed.

Yoshi and Mario realised the guy they referenced before killed him off.

He was shot.

Yes, shot.

I'll give you all a moment to take that in.

EXIT LUIGI

Everyone celebrated.

Including Mario.

And for the sake of it…EXIT SONIC

I was actually going to use him in the climax, but it's all worth it.

Anyway…

"Yoshi!"

Translated: Look!

It was Samus, the bounty hunter.

"Why-a did you shoot Luigi?"

"First of all, the author wanted to kill him of," Said Samus,"secondly, I don't like him."

"Why did you come?" Said Mario.

"I've never tasted a mushroom in my life. I came to eat one but I accidentally ate Toad's head. He punched me and I loaded my blaster with a super missile… You get the point." Said Samus, "Well, I'd better get going."

She walked to the ship and accidentally dropped a power bomb. She flew away in the ship unaware of the explosion a few seconds later.

Soon, she came back.

"I believe I dropped a power bomb." She said, "Oh, it's exploded."

She went to Zebes and started to shoot geemers.

Mario wanted revenge.