War of the worlds

a smashy style

Now you would probably be wondering why it is called a war. Last chapter was all the "how the war started" stuff. This chapter is the war. And, um, well, read. There is an unfunny bit. I am so so sorry.

Mario was furious at Samus Aran. He was about to prove himself a hero by driving out Samus but she told a blatant story about mushrooms and dropped a power bomb.

"AAARRGH!" he bellowed.

Luigi came in.

"Mario, were going to the smash mansion." He said, not noticing the vase which Mario was aiming at him.

"Oh yeah, by the way, were going now."

Mario stormed off to the smash mansion.

At the smash mansion…

Mario was talking to Kirby.

"Kirby, you must help us in a war for justice."

"NO WAY!" shouted Kirby.

"But our home is helpless."

"You can sell the castle."

"I'll pay you in food."

"Did you say…? SURE! I'll help!"

Master Hand came and called Mario to come to the office.

"Did you say you were going to declare war?" gasped Master Hand.

"Yes, on Samus."

"Oh, you must love Risk! China to Mongolia! Whoa! This must be good!"

In that time, Mario wrote a letter to Samus saying:

Samus,

I want to declare war on you.

Signed, Mario

P.S Thanks for killing Luigi, I needed that.

Mario soon had a whole army of people.

So did Samus.

On the battle field…

The space ships moved forward.

So did DK's mother.

The waddle dees ran around in circles.

Silence.

"CHAAAAAAAAAAAAARRGE!" shouted Bowser.

It was a long battle.

Peppy came.

"I have just made an invention that can teleport you to different stages of time and lots of other places," he said, "though, if stepped on, it will randomly teleport you."

Somebody stepped on it.

Somewhere in deep space…

"Did you say there was a war?" Ridley hissed terrifying the zebesians.

"Send in the 1st imperial squad!" he bellowed.

"I'm afraid that they have stopped at McDonald's." said a messenger.

"Send in the 2nd imperial squad!" he roared.

"Same thing."

"The 3rd then!"

"Same."

"The rest of the soldiers then!"

"All gone."

"Why are they there anyway?"

"You sent them."

"I did?"

START FLASHBACK

"It seems the detection of Samus shooting geemers was wrong." A soldier said to Ridley.

"You've done all your work, so blow your self out! Go to McDonald's or something."

"YES SIR!" said all the soldiers.

END FLASHBACK

"Where is this war anyway?"

Suddenly, all the Nintendo characters except for Luigi and Sonic, appeared fighting.

"C'mon!" said Ridley, excited.

You know that invention Peppy made before? Someone stepped on it again.

In a galactic McDonald's…

All was silent.

The soldiers were munching on their meals.

The ships outside were in a normal traffic jam.

All was silent.

BLZRRKT! Went a ship which randomly appeared confronting the massive McDonald's outlet.

The ship blew up.

"Attack! Soldiers, attack!" said Ridley.

Kirby swallowed Ridley and got his powers which can't be explained, even with the Kirby TV series.

"I can shoot fire balls now." He said in joy.

Kirby accidentally shot the invention thingamajig.

Everyone was in a dark place.

It had burning torches everywhere.

A roar was heard.

In a voice like Luigi's.

"Yoshi yoshi yoshi? Yoshi yoshi…" The underworld? That can only mean…

Pichu had gone missing.

Somewhere, off in the distance, munching was heard.