War of the worlds
a smashy style
Your probably wondering why I did not say EXIT PICHU. He could have survived I could've exited him in this one if I wanted. The fact is he wouldn't disappear because he and all other smashers are in the underworld, but that doesn't mean they've been exited. Anyway, this chapter's about Yoshi turning into Godzilla, atoms, dandruff making shampoo and giant Luigi clones. I will somehow explain it but for now, it's all good.
Mario screamed.
Pichu was gone.
A roar like Luigi's was heard.
More screams.
None from anyone Mario could see.
These screams were coming from a bend in the big cave-like structure they were in.
Mario went around it.
Another scream.
It was Pichu, watching Alfred Hitchcock's movie Psycho and crunching popcorn.
"I thought someone ate you!" said Mario, sighing.
A giant Luigi ate him.
EXIT PICHU
The fact is, they're in the underworld so Pichu reappeared unharmed, but very green.
Then Mario realised that there were many giant Luigis. And many giant clones of people.
"How could this-a happen?" he pondered.
Peppy also realised that too.
But, he knew how this happened.
"Inventions go to the underworld?" he pondered.
"Smashers and Nintendo characters! Using my machine we can turn big and stand alongside those Luigis!"
Yoshi used it and turned into a big Yoshi, but acted like Godzilla.
"Oops," said Peppy, "I forgot to explain the drawbacks of a particular product of this chemical used in my machine."
Yoshi ran off.
Mario was next.
"This is not-a working!"
"Oops, it ran out of electricity." Said Peppy.
Peppy got new batteries.
"Now, here you go!"
Suddenly, there was a big flash.
"How come everything's bigger now?" said Captain Falcon and Samus at the same time.
"Jinx-"said Captain Falcon.
Samus kicked him in the groin, sending him backwards into Pichu, making him fall off a cliff.
EXIT PICHU
her?
How many times am I gonna do that?
Ah, well.
cough
Um…
Maybe you can skip the long paragraph being used as a filler.
Ducks consume the most in the whole world (when you actually thought it was Sonic and his REEEEAAALY boring games.) From ducks to bad charts made by me on Microsoft® Excel and even mathematicians! It's terrible the way they don't eat chickens but do eat KFC! KFC employees are quitting and living like millionaires!
I am so, so sorry.
Yet again, Pichu reappeared unharmed, but greener than usual.
"Let's move on-" moaned Link.
"But everythin's constantly growin!" shouted Young Link.
"Or otherwise –" said Fox.
"Were shrinking!" said Young Link, "AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!" Fox and Young Link screamed.
By the time Young Link stopped screaming, they were the size of atoms.
The force of Young Link's voice blew up the atoms.
"Uh-oh." Said someone.
Actually, that someone was an inanimate object.
No-one knows that though.
5 entries found for inanimate.
in·an·i·mate
( P ) Pronunciation
Key (n-n-mt)
adj.
Not having the qualities associated with active, living organisms. See Synonyms at dead.
Not animated or energetic; dull.
Grammar. Belonging to the class of nouns that stand for nonliving things: The word car is inanimate; the word dog is animate.
Anyway, the atoms blew up.
Peppy quickly found the problem, reversed the way the batteries were facing and everyone turned back to normal.
(Except Pichu who was green.)
"Pichu pichu!" Pichu scowled after facing death two times.
Samus was wondering why everyone looks like Luigi.
START FLASHBACK
"Hey, Luigi, whazzup?" asked Samus.
"I am making a new type of shampoo." He said.
"What's in it?" she asked.
"Um… Promise you don't tell anybody." He said
"Kay." She said.
"Well all these particular chemicals such as…"
A few hours later…
"Isn't that a formula to make dandruff making shampoo that turns you into giant Luigis?" asked Samus.
"Um…… Gotta go." Said Luigi, running off at speeds not possible that defied the laws of physics and gravity.
END FLASHBACK
"Guys," said Samus, "these people look like Luigi because they tried out a formula for his shampoo! If we use Head and Shoulders™ we can destroy all the Luigis!"
"Can we use magic?" asked Zelda.
"No," said Samus, "Only Head and Shoulders™ and cool laser beams. Besides, I'm making an ad for the brand that makes that stuff! I'll be rich!"
Zelda threw a dagger at Samus, Samus dodged, and the dagger hit Pichu, not killing him, but wounding him, so Zelda used her fancy magic, revived Pichu, didn't notice the giant bottle of dandruff making shampoo about land on him, let it too late, Pichu died again but reappeared unharmed but green, and Samus made me stop using these annoyingly long sentences.
Sorry.
EXIT AND ENTER PICHU
I can't be stuffed doing this anymore.
I'll go to Texas instead!
Oh that is the lamest suggestion I have ever told my conscience to do.
Meh, doesn't matter.
Kirby was busy sucking and blowing with his super cool, flimsy mouth.
I am so, so sorry about saying that Kirby sucks.
At least it's better than any other game in the whole wide universe.
Deep space…
"If they're all at McDonald's, I guess… it's… PARTY TIME!"
Shouted Ridley at the top of his lungs.
Everyone (except Ridley) got drunk and shot each other.
A truly wrecked McDonald's outlet…
"I heard a bunch of people get drunk and shoot each other!" said a zebesian from the 1st imperial squad.
They shot each other.
Back In the underworld…
A giant Luigi was coming towards the smashers.
Kirby came and sucked in the Luigi.
And everyone else.
THE END.
For now…
