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Chapter 2

'Oh yeah, I'm going to get Sasuke good this time, Mr. Perfect won't know what hit him.' Evil plans started running through Naruto's head. 'Ha ha, no doubt he'll turn into something totally self-obsessed like a rooster. Yeah, I bet he turns into a rooster. Everyone will be like, ' Where's Sasuke? Oh no, the Uchia prodigy has abandoned us forever, what will we ever do? And I'll be like 'Oh, gosh, I don't know, but if you need someone to fill the worship gap in your lives as the number 1 best, I'm always here for you!' And what will Sasuke have to say about it? 'Cluck, cluck, mother clucking cluck!'

Naruto was lost in thought as he ran alongside the lake. "Hey there Naruto, why are you in such a hurry?" Naruto stopped to see Choji with (as always) his hand in a bag of potato chips. "Hey, maybe I should get some practice in first."

"What?"

"Animal personality jutsu!"

POOF!

"Wow Choji, I thought you would be a pig, but this suites you too, I guess."

A fat beaver waddled toward Naruto and bit him in the leg.

"Owww!"

"You suck Naruto! Now I can't eat my mom's barbequed beef tonight." Choji-beaver sat there and sulked, muttering to himself.

Out of nowhere Lee twirled over to see what was going on. "Friends! Is this a new jutsu? Let me assist you in your training!"

"Actually, I got to go, uh 'train' with Sasuke."

Lee clasped his hands together with his huge eyes watering. "Please! The second best use of a ninja's time (besides trying on different shades of green onesies) is helping his friends get stronger!"

"Okay, you asked for it. Animal personality jutsu!"

A squirrel stood where Lee once was twitching his nose and tail. A squirrel with a bowl haircut and Groucho Marx eyebrows.

Naruto fell over laughing. "Haha! Bushy brow has a bushy butt! Hey bushy-butt, have you lost your nuts, I mean, acorns again! Ha ha !"

"Okay, you have trained and had a laugh at my expense. Now please change me back."

"Wa? Actually, I let me get back to you two on that, I got to go find Owww!" Choji bit him on the leg again, and Lee threw an acorn at him.

"Now, Naruto," they both insisted in unison.

Naruto figured he better get out of there before Choji took his leg off, so he continued to run alongside the lake. Then someone caught his eye. Two someones..

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Chapter three is next, maybe in less than a week, promise!