FORE AND AGAINST

A/N: Here's the third, and like I promised, I posted this straight after the second. My god, this might be the most prepared I'll ever be.

Previously, on Twist of Fate:

The top 10 of 'People Magazine's' Most Beautiful People of 2005 were at the meeting.

God and Satan nearly got into a fight.

Limbo had an x-box…and everyone was jealous.

Oh, and Kate found out about the meeting.


"The topic of this debate is 'Should NCIS character Special Agent Caitlin Todd be resurrected from the dead?' Jesus, the minions, Taylor and CSIMel and Kap0w, you are represent those 'fore'. The writers and producers of NCIS represent those 'against'. President TV is the mediator, with the top 10 of 'People Magazine's' Most Beautiful People of 2005 as the jury." Limbo explained. "Those 'fore' shall speak first."

The minions made their way to the microphone.

"Naval Criminal Investigation Services. NCIS. To some, those four letters may mean nothing, but to those in this room, they represent a hell of a lot more. It's not just a form of entertainment, but it's a way of life. Every week, we watch, glued to our TV's for what is just a glimpse into the lives and everyday activities of these agents and co. But for some, this interest died when a particular Agent, Caitlin Todd, died. If it's evidence you want, fine. Ratings have dropped since Kate died. The solution: resurrect Kate. Sure, it's crazy, but your ratings would sky rocket. You'd not only be bringing back the TATE, but there would be a new tension between Kate and Ziva. Character resurrection creates controversy, which creates headlines, which improves ratings. Rating mean more seasons, which means more money for the writers and producers. It's a win-win."

The two minions, Emma and Kristin stepped down from the podium.

"Thank-you. Now the argument from the 'against' side." Limbo said.

"By killing Kate off, it gave us a chance to take NCIS in a new direction. Honestly, us writers can only write so much sexual tension between characters. We had a chance to experiment, and we took it. Tony and Ziva, an actual pairing was something the previous seasons didn't have. There was enough characters tension between Ziva and the rest of the characters when she was first introduced. We honestly believed that the fans would be satisfied with that – the attitudes of Gibbs and the team reflected theirs. As for the ratings – the drop was only to be expected. In fact, it was better than we expected. It's a win-win."

"Oh, no you didn't just say that, did you!" Jesus yelled. "The Tiva is a freakin' joke!"

"Jerry, Jerry, Jerry!" The minions chanted.

"Hey! Shut up!" The President ordered.

There was a moment of silence.

"Now, Jesus, you can speak." Limbo said.

"Thanks G," Jesus took his place at the microphone. "As a member of fanfiction dot net, I am sad to report that the Navy NCIS section is in turmoil. Since Kate's death and the introduction of Ziva, a revolution of Ziva-bashing stories and reviews bashing the Ziva-bashing have erupted. I admit, I have bashed Ziva, but no more. This madness must stop. Before, it was a natural rivalry between KIBBS fans and TATE fans. Now, it's not safe to write anything that even tamely teases Ziva, or even supporting Ziva. Please, help us bring peace to fanfiction dot net. Stop this madness! Bring back our beloved Kate!"

"Thank-you, Jesus. Representative from 'against', please come to the microphone," Limbo directed.

"Here's a simple equation. Ziva-bashingequalscontroversy. Controversy is good. We don't really care if you bash Ziva. It shows there are people watching. So bring on the Ziva bashing!"

The writers and producers stood up and cheered.

"Our third round of speakers – Dr Taylor Forrester, representing those 'fore'." Limbo stated.

"In my time here in Purgatory, I have noticed one main thing abut Kate Todd. She is an adapter. Place her in any situation and she will rise to the challenge. If she were resurrected, I have total belief that she will be able to handle it. She has many people supporting her, all over the universe. Kate is a talented agent - she doesn't belong here. She belongs on earth, with NCIS, defending her country. Do the right think: let her live. Caitlin Todd will not let you down."

"And now, the response from the 'against' side." Limbo said.

"We agree; Kate is a talented agent. But let's not forget it was Kate's alter ego, Sasha Alexander who wanted out. Not us. The fans, however, refuse to accept that and blame us, Ziva, everyone other than their beloved Kate. Face the facts, it was Caitlin Todd who let you down, not us."

"Finally, the end statements – CSIMel and Kap0w."

"Caitlin Todd, she was more than an agent, she was a hero. She was a strong, courageous and caring person, who faced many challenges, but overcame them. Kate was loved by the fans, and always will be loved. Celebrities of the jury, we ask you this – who's it going to hurt? Will resurrecting Kate going to hurt anybody? No, it won't. Sure, some people might be a bit pissed, but we know a majority will be happy. Think about it – were you ever upset when one of your favourite characters was killed off? This is a chance to right a wrong. The fate of a beloved character is in your hands. You have the power to do something big, something important. Only you can make a difference."

CSIMel and Kap0w sat down. Bellisario stood up.

"Honoured celebrities. NCIS is a crime show, not a Soap Opera. We are in the spot light, as one of the few shows that is not a Bruckheimer Production or from the Law and Order franchise. With every episode, we try to maintain some degree of respect. By resurrection Kate, we would be throwing our dignity out the window. Help us to keep our pride; do not bring Kate back to life. This is a big gamble that we are not willing to take. By saving one life, you are at risk of destroying many lives. The fates of our futures are on your shoulders. Think wisely."

There was a murmuring among the jury.

"Has the jury come to a decision?" The President asked.

"We have." Orlando Bloom replied. "We have decided…"


A/N: Oh, a cliffhanger. Nice. Please review.

What do you think – resurrection or no resurrection?

Oh, the big unanswered question.

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