Disclaimer: I don't own Naruto, Panera bread or petunias.
Chapter 5
"Ok, time for the main event!" Naruto finally had Sasuke's house in view. 'Yes, chicken Sasuke, chicken Sasuke. Time to teach Mr. Perfect a lesson!' Naruto kicked down the door and saw Sasuke in his living room, watching TV. (I just gave him tv + living room, just go with it)
"What are you doing Naruto?"
"Sasuke, prepare to be defeated, Mwahahaha!"
"..."
"I said, prepare to be defeated Sasuke, Mwahaha!"
"Don't bother me, my program is on."
"Oh really, what are you watching?"
"Petunia growing for today's ninja"
"That's gay."
"What!" Prepare to defend yourself!"
"Animal personality jutsu!"
POOF!
A huge gorgeous black and silver wolf with golden eyes sat on the couch with a remote in his paw.
"AAAAAGGGGGGHHHHH!" YOU JUST HAD TO BE SOMETHING COOL, DIDN'T YOU! WHY? WHY?"
Sasuke wolf lunged at him and pinned him to the ground. "Change me back."
"No! Get off me, vicious doggy, or I'll call the humane society."
Sasuke took him by the throat.
"Ack! Ok, just ear something-not me- and you'll change back."
Sasuke dragged Naruto with him to the refrigerator (another plot hole, I know) and made Naruto fix him a sandwich.
"Chick breast on white with fa-free mayo, and put one of those little colored toothpicks in the middle, like they do at the overrated mall bread store."
"See? That's even a gay sandwich!" Sasuke bit him in the leg, Naruto screamed and dropped the sandwich. Sasuke ate it all in one gulp and changed back.
"So, no hard feelings, right?"
Suddenly they both heard voices at the door.
"He said he was going to Sasuke's maybe he's still here" Choji's voice came through first
"He will die, he will die, he will die..." Neji was heard next, mumbling to himself.
The door flew open and there was a beaver, squirrel, afghan hound, cougar, and monitor lizard.
All the animals looked at Naruto and Lee screamed in his helium voice, "Get him!"
"Wait!" Sasuke stepped in between Naruto and the murderous menagerie.
"He will die, he will die, he will die..." Shikamaru had to hold Neji back by the tail to keep him away from Naruto.
"What is it? Ino barked.
"Let's turn Naruto into an animal, and them beat him up!"Sasuke suggested.
"A just idea, friend!"Lee agreed, glaring at Naruto.
"Uh, hello? Only I know that jutsu, remember?" Naruto grinned arrogantly at Sasuke
"Sharingan"
"Oh no."
"Animal personality jutsu!"
POOF!
The blonde ferret scrambled for his life while the rest of the animal tried to catch him, He did a substitution justu and make it out of there when Shikamaru realized it wasn't him.
Naruto figure d it wouldn't help him any to ear and change back, so he just got away from there as quick as he could, Naruto hid and ran with stealth to Hinata's house, she would help him out.
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Will Hinata help him out? I wouldn't! Next chapter is the last one!
