Disclaimer: I don't own Naruto.
Chapter 6
When Naruto got to the Hyuga mansion, he ran up the tree to her window and jumped though. Gasping for air, he collapsed on the floor. Just then, Hinata waked in the room.
"Ahh! A huge rat!"
"No! (pant pant) Hinata, it's me: Naruto! Everyone wants to beat me up!"
"Naruto, is that you? Well of course they want to beat you up."
"Please help me, Neji's gonna eat me!"
I dunno, Naruto, I didn't like being a rabbit to much Did you know when you were knocked out, Choji's dad tried to take me home and fricassee me?"
I'm sorry! Please help me! I won't ever experiment on you again!"
And the others?"
I won't experiment on them either! Hurry, I can hear them coming!"
"All right." Hinata scooped him up roughly and threw him into the closet. He landed on her pile of high heels, She slammed the closet door.
The animals had followed Naruto's scent to Hinata's window and were howling for his blood.
Hinata stuck her head out the window and tried to act surprised.
"Oh my goodness, what happened to you guys?
Your stupid bo friend did this! Off with his head!"
"Don't you know that if you ear something you'll change bak?"
"..."They all stared at her for a second.
"Oh, that I can do" Choji perked up.
"Come inside and I'll cook you all whatever you want."
The groups blood-thirst vanished, and they all went into the kitchen.
They are and changed back immediately, but Hinata kept feeding them until they were completely full.
"Burp. Oh yeah, have you seen Naruto, Hinata?" Choji asked.
"Hmm, no not since earlier today." Hinata looked down as she drank from her tea cup.
"Well, burp if you see him, tell him not to do that to us again, ok?"
"Sure thing, Choji." Hinata said, not looking up from her teacup. Choji, Lee, Neji, Ino and Shikamaru all filed out of the kitchen single file, holding their stomachs. They had pretty much forgotten all about Naruto, they were going to go take naps now.
A blonde ferret suddenly jumped up on the table.
"No rats on the table, Naruto, my dad's going to be angry enough. "Naruto grabbed an handful of spaghetti, and it and turned back. Then he helped her clean up the mess from cooking After making more apologies, he left the Hyuga mansion and started walking home.
"What a day."
As he walked home, he saw Jiraiya sitting by the bathhouse where he left him. The toad sage saw him and walked over. "So what kind of chaos did you cause today?"
"Uh, nothing much. Can you show me another technique? Like one for disappearing into thin air?"
"Sure. Its called the hit-and-run-like-a-sissy-coward-jutsu. Now this can be preformed in conjunction with use of paint ball guns, stink bombs..."
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Ta-Da! My second fanf. Naruto is not my favorite character in this series, but somehow both my stories seem to center around him. Go figure.
