(Disclaimer: I own nothing, they are the property of their respective owners).
(Author's Note: I got really bored one night, and for some reason I decided to write another chapter in this story, I don't know why, I just wrote it because of writer's block).
Chapter Two
The gang, minus Rachel, is at the coffee shop, Joey is in his chair, Chandler, Monica and Phoebe are on the couch, Ross is sitting in his own chair.
Joey - So, can you guys be honest with me?
Monica - Sure, what is it?
Joey - Did any of you watch the show?
They all look at each other.
Joey - Well?
Monica - It's not that we didn't watch it.
Ross - It's just.
Chandler - I can't say it. Phoebe, you're up.
Phoebe - Darn you, Bing.
She turns to Joey.
Phoebe - Your show wasn't funny to begin with.
Joey - It wasn't?
Phoebe - It's like listening to Ross ramble on about himself and his accomplishments.
Ross - Huh?
Phoebe - You're not interesting, Geller!
Chandler - That's what happens when you say that someone is funnier than me.
Ross looks at him.
Chandler - How do you like them apples?
Someone enters the cafe, it's Matt LeBlanc, he sees Joey.
Matt LeBlanc - There you are!
He walks over to him.
Joey - Hey, LeBlanc, good to see you again.
Matt LeBlanc - Don't you try to humor me, Tribbiani, you're needed on set for Charlie's Angels 3.
Joey - Oh, come on, I'm still recovering from my injuries on Charlie's Angels: Full Throttle.
Matt LeBlanc - A deals a deal.
He grabs Joey by the collar, and drags him away.
Joey - Can I at least kiss Lucy Liu this time? Please?!
They leave the cafe.
Monica - That's something you don't see everyday.
Chandler - I know. I don't even have a joke for that.
Ross - Now how do YOU like them apples?
Everyone looks at him, Someone enters the cafe, it's Rachel, she's sweaty, covered with garbage, and doesn't look happy.
Monica - What happened to you?
Rachel - I had to run all the way from the studio, and a garbage bag fell off a truck, and landed on me.
Ross - You couldn't call a taxi?
Rachel - I'm gonna get you for this, Geller. I'm gonna get you!
Some substance, that looks like spaghetti sauce drips down her face.
Rachel - After I get a hot shower.
She storms out the cafe.
Ross - She needs to move on from yours truly.
Phoebe - You were with another woman.
Ross - WE WERE ON A BREAK!
Monica - Again with that?!
Ross - It's the truth.
Monica - It was a long time ago, Ross, let it go.
Ross - Tell her that.
He gets up, and leaves the cafe.
Monica - I tried!
Chandler - Did you?
Monica - Of course I did, Mr. Sunshine!
Chandler gets wide eyed, stands up, and looks at someone off screen, breaking the fourth wall.
Chandler/Matthew Perry - Oh, come on, did you really have to mention that show in the dialogue?
Director - Shut up and stick to the script, Perry!
Chandler - Fine.
He sits back down on the couch.
Monica - Can you do me a favor?
Chandler - Sure.
Monica - Please don't anger the writer, again.
Chandler - Why shouldn't I?
Monica - Remember my bad haircut from a few years ago?
Chandler - I thought you made us all swear that we'd never discuss that ever again.
Monica - Who do you think was responsible for that?
Chandler - Doofy from Scream?
Monica - It's Dewey.
Chandler - My bad.
Phoebe - I like it when you two argue.
They look at her.
Phoebe - It's like watching a sitcom.
She then looks at the readers.
Phoebe - Hint, hint.
Monica - Phoebe, don't give the writer any ideas.
Phoebe - Why?
Chandler - Why? Look at Joey's show!
Phoebe - Still ain't funny. My spinoff shows were better.
She takes a sip of her coffee.
The End.
(Author's Note: Read and review, and one more thing, writer's block sucks).
