Summary – Even across galaxies some things stay the same
Rating – PG
Disclaimer – I don't own SG1 or SGA
Universal Constants
Rodney cracked his neck, tiredly and continued. "Where was I? Right, on Asala we-"
"Which one was Asala, again?" John asked after a quick glance at O'Neill.
Rodney frowned at him. "Asala, sex ceremony with the alien priestess."
John looked blank.
"They drugged us," Rodney continued helpfully.
John shook his head.
"You activated something and the natives..." Rodney waved a hand, emphasising his point.
John shrugged. "Sorry, Rodney, not narrowing it down."
Rodney gritted his teeth. "Penguins, mangos and sequins," he spat.
"Oh." John blushed. "That Asala."
Jack rolled his eyes. "Some things are universal," he muttered.
Daniel nodded sagely.
