If Superman Was Japanese
By: Kinomi Shadow
Disclaimer: I don't own Superman or any of the Japanese things listed in here. Kay?
Once upon a time, Japanese Superman flew in the skies high above Tokyo eating his favorite snack, pocky. All of a sudden, Godzilla appeared, spitting fire at all of the little Japanese people.
"Oh no!" Japanese Superman said. "That hidoi lizard is destroying Tokyo! I must fight it. Hiya!"
Japanese Superman smacked Godzilla upside his head and made him into Godzilla kabobs and sold it to the sushi market.
Then Japanese Superman realized that Japanese Lex Luther had sent that horrible monster so Japanese Superman call upon his giant, battered robot Megazord that he bought from five teens. When you live in Japan you let your giant mecha's do the fighting.
"It's morphin' time!" Japanese Superman declared as he stomped on Lex Luther's head. "Yea! I beat him! Now I must go to the Japanese Justice League!"
So skipping away happily, Japanese Superman went to greet his friends the Power Rangers, Astro Boy, Mega Man, and Ultraman.
Astro Boy and Mega Man sat on their tatame mats, holding hands and singing the Jungle Emperor Leo (Kimba) theme while Ultraman and the Power Rangers played their PS3.
"Konnichiwa!" Japanese Superman greeted his friends. "Who wants to watch Monstermon? I've got the new DVD, Bakachu and Rash Meets Pigglytuff!"
"Oh boy!" said Mega Man. "I just love Monstermon. I have a stuffed Bakachu!"
So they all sat down and watched Monstermon and ate lots of rice and pocky and drunk "herbal" tea.
"I love Bakachu!" Japanese Superman said as the film ended with Rash saying something about being Bakachu's friend till the end. "I wish I was Rash so I could have all of these cuddly Monstermon's to play with!"
Then others nodded. Then the Power Ranger's all hugged Japanese Superman.
"We will defeat Mr. Oooga-san," They told him. "And put a stop to Ivan's booze run!"
Then Japanese Superman went home and hugged his stuffed Bakachu.
"Oh," He sung. "So furry, so friendly, so kawaii! I can aways rely! On my Monstermon! Don, don, don! Baka-bakachu!"
The End
