Cast List

Main Characters: Peach, Daisy, Rosalina, Yoshi, Birdo, DK, Toad, Toadette, Waluigi, Dixie, Luigi, Goombella, Fire Bro, Kylie Koopa, Arfur.

Upper Major Characters: Mario, Diddy, Wario, Koops, Flurrie, Vivian, Goombario, Kooper, Bombette, Parakarry, Tatanga, Dimentio, Pauline, Beldam, Marilyn, Doopliss, Grodus, Bowser, Wendy, Jojora.

Middle Major Characters: Mimi, Nastasia, Mona, Bowser Jr., Lemmy, Larry, Watt, Miss Mowz, Kammy, Banjo, Kazooie, Amy Rose, Charmy Bee, Tippi, Lady SaSa, Roy.


"Now, please follow us to the room where we store the Arwings." Arfur gestured and they all walked out of the control room and into another gray hallway.

"Kylie and Arfur, I have, like, a question to, like, ask you. Where is this company, like, located at?" asked Goombella.

Dixie clenched her teeth. "Say 'like' one more time and I am gonna-"

"We are located on the outskirts of Mushroom City. That is all we're allowed to tell you." Kylie cut Dixie off.

"Seriously? You can't even tell us heroes where this place is located at? That is total cuckoo bananas!" Yoshi dramatically exclaimed.

"Did someone say bananas!?" DK asked in excitement.

"I love bananas! They're all yellowy and tasty and fun to sniff!" Fire Bro cheered.

"Why are you so insane?" spoke Toad.

"Purple." responded Fire Bro.

Toadette suddenly busted out laughing at his response. "Hahahaha! I'm sorry I shouldn't be laughing at that!"

"Ugh, can you all just be mature for once? This is important stuff here you guys!" exclaimed Daisy.

"Um, Kylie? Are you sure bringing these guys along is a good idea?" Arfur whispered into her ear.

"Well they're the only ones that have a decent shot at defeating Tatanga. The company needs us to stay here and keep everything under control and to communicate with them while they're flying on the Arwings." Kylie whispered back.

"That's true I guess...well, better them than us!" said Arfur.

"Are you guys talking about us?" sneered Waluigi.

Arfur and Kylie nervously looked at Waluigi, then back at each other.

"Uhhhhhh...oh! Look! There's the room with the arwings! Follow me everyone!" Kylie said, trying to change the subject. Everyone entered the room she was talking about and were stunned by how amazing the Arwings looked. There were 13 of them, one belonged to each person.

"Woooooooow! This is amazing! How long did it take you guys to build these things?" asked Daisy.

"All together, about a year. The process was long, hard, and even frustrating, but we luckily got it done just in time for emergencies like this." answered Arfur.

"So cool! I can't believe we get to ride on these things!" said Yoshi in amazement.

"Like, this is totally a dream come true! I am SO, like, telling everyone about this when this is all, like, over with!" cheered Goombella.

"Yeeeeeeee! I wanna get on these bad boys!" said Fire Bro and started running towards the Arwings until Kylie pulled him back.

"Not so fast there! There are a few rules we need to go over before you board these things." Kylie explained.

"One, there will be these devices that look like headphones in each of your arwing. You can use this to communicate with us and everyone else as well." said Arfur.

"Two, you must all stick together. No wandering off! And I especially mean this to YOU, Fire Bro!" Kylie demanded, but Fire Bro wasn't even paying attention as he was trying to lick his nose with his tongue.

"Three, our other assistant named R.O.B will assist you by sending you packages of bombs or other handy supplies. Use this only if you absolutely need to!" instructed Arfur.

"Who's R.O.B?" asked Birdo.

"Ooh ooh! I know him! He's a robot and his name stands for Really Orange Blastoise!" said Fire Bro.

Kylie facepalmed herself. "Well, you got half of it right. His name actually stands for Robotic Operating Buddy and he's located at the highest room of the building. He'll see what all of you are doing through his computer screens so he'll know when you need backup."

"Do you think you can make a clone of ROB and give one to me? I've always wanted to have a robot for Christmas but my parents always said 'HELL TO THE NO!' said Toad.

Arfur ignored his question. "Now then, everyone get into an Arwing! We'll show you how to maneuver your ship and attack enemies with it."

Everyone ran to a random arwing and got in.

"Woah! This is so neat! Everything looks so high-tech in here!" said Dixie in amazement.

"DUH! It's suppose to be high-tech!" scowled Birdo.

"Shut up! Quit ruining the moment!" Dixie yelled back.

"At least I don't have a fake banana weave!" Birdo insulted.

"You bitch! MY HAIR IS NOT A WEAVE! IT'S 100% REAL! NO EXTENSIONS WHATSOEVER!" Dixie cried.

"Whatever helps you get through the day." laughed Birdo.

"Alright you guys, the controls of these arwings are pretty simple. But first, I want everyone to get buckled in so you won't forget later on." Kylie instructed. Everyone fastened their seat belts.

"Ohmigosh! This is, like, so tight!" complained Goombella.

"Well, the ride can get pretty bumpy and out of control sometimes so it's purely precautionary." Kylie clarified.

"Alright is everyone buckled in now?" Arfur asked and everyone nodded their heads. Arfur raised his eyebrow at a certain person however. "Are YOU buckled in, Fire Bro?"

"Si!" he replied.

"Okay then...I'll trust you. Anyways, here's the controls for the Arwings. See that big blue button on your control panel? That's where you shoot the lasers to attack the enemies." said Arfur.

"Ooh, shiny!" yelled Fire Bro and pressed it. A green laser shot out of his blaster and almost hit Arfur. The laser bounced throughout the room until it hit an air vent and went inside.

Arfur growled in anger. "GAAAAAAAHHHHHH! FIRE BRO! I TOLD YOU NOT TO PRESS THE BUTTON! CAN'T YOU JUST LISTEN FOR ONCE IN YOUR LIFE!?"

"You technically never told us not to press the button." Luigi corrected. Everyone else nodded in agreement, even Kylie.

"Haha! You got told!" Fire Bro laughed.

Arfur started fuming inside. "Fine, whatever! Now, check for the big green button on your control panel. You see it? That's where you shoot your bombs...AND DO NOT PRESS THE BUTTON!"

"These bombs shoot far out from your blasters and can kill multiple enemies within a quarter mile radius so you don't need to worry about getting caught in the explosion." Kylie added.

"Next, at the center of your panel, there is a big joystick-looking object. That's where you control your Arwing." said Arfur.

"This is starting to look VERY familiar..." Yoshi pointed out.

"To the left of that, you have your yellow buttons. The button that is furthest down is for slowing down. Use this if you think you're going too fast. You can also use this to use a somersault. To somersault, hold down both the yellow button and push down on the joystick. This is for if you can't seem to shake off an enemy that's right behind you." said Kylie.

"Did you all know that I can do a triple backflip somersault?" asked Toad.

"No one cares." replied Waluigi.

"The button to the top left of that, is the boost button. Use this to speed up in case you're in a bad situation. However, you can only use this button every few minutes as it has to re-charge after every boost." said Arfur.

"Next, there is a gray button right above the blue button. Press this button to do a barrel roll. This will temporarily protect you from projectiles." said Kylie.

"Hee hee...barrel roll. That's such a funny name! Reminds me of when Cranky use to throw down millions of barrels at Mario back in the old days..." DK snickered.

"And lastly, there should be headphones somewhere in your arwing. You can use this to communicate with your team, us, and ROB. Oh! There is also a radar in there too. It shows where you and your teammates are, and where the enemies are too." said Arfur.

"Do you know if this arwing has a radio?" asked Peach.

"Uhhhhhhhhh...no, it doesn't." Arfur answered with both of his eyebrows raised.

"Darn it! I'm in the mood for some Starships by Ricky Minaj!" Peach pouted.

Kylie rolled her eyes in annoyance. "Anyways, that's pretty much it for the instructions. Any questions before we send you guys out there?"

"Yeah, I have, like, a question! What if we, like, crash our arwings into the ground and we can't, like, go back for help?" asked Goombella.

"If that happens, ROB will send us a notification about your whereabouts and we will send our medical team out there to bring you back and repair the ship." Kylie answered.

"Hey wait a second, you have a team of your own!? Why don't you just send them out there instead of US!?" Daisy yelled.

"Okay, no further questions! Good luck everyone!" Arfur quickly said and hurried into the back with Kylie.

"HEY WAIT A SECOND! YOU TOTALLY IGNORED MY QUESTION ON PURPOSE! GET BACK HERE!" Daisy screamed.

"Hmmm...I am already sensing danger coming towards us. Everyone, be prepared to attack once we get out!" Rosalina instructed.

"Do you always act this weird?" Dixie asked.

"DIXIE! Don't be rude! I find her weirdness kinda...cool." DK said, trying not to blush. Rosalina smiled back.

Suddenly, the Arwings' hood closed up and everyone was locked in tight in their own Arwing. Then, the wall slowly opened by itself, revealing a forest-like area.

"Daisy, if I somehow die from this mission I want you to know that I asked Rosalina out before I asked you!" Luigi cried.

"YOU WHAT!?" Daisy shrieked.

"We can all hear you, you know." said Toad.

"Luigi, quit being melodramatic. We have a mission to do and we are gonna complete this no matter what!" Waluigi yelled.

"THIS IS GOING TO BE SO MUCH FUN!" Fire Bro cheered.

"Why oh why did they have to bring with him us again!?" Birdo complained.

The wall fully opened and the Arwings all suddenly blasted off at once into the sky. Kylie and Arfur watched them fly away.

"So...there's a good chance they'll fail, right?" asked Arfur.

"Come on Arfur, have a little faith for once! If we keep thinking positive and believe in them then maybe...oh screw it, WE ARE DOOMED!" she screamed.

EOC.

A bunch of chaos will be happening next chapter. But who doesn't love chaos? Heh heh heh...anyways, REVIEW!

Also, cookies goes to anyone who can figure out why Yoshi said the controls for the arwing looked 'familiar'. ;)