Disclaimer: Uh...lets just get to the story. No Rk or Re for me. I do own all original characters though.

Nanakiyoda: You read the disclaimer.

SOUJIRO

After they had found underwear big enough, They gave me a black leather trench coat, much like the on Nemesis wore. Kenneth took me to the administrator of the lab.

"Ms. Corithia, this is project 967." He introduced me. I examined her. Corithia Commersan. 28. Female. No threat. She was five foot eleven, wavy blonde hair and blue eyes. Futher files required. Daughter of Samuel Commerson, level 6 scientist for Umbrella. Obtained job through her father's influence. She was also studying me.

"Is this another dumb attempt at creating the perfect specimen for Umbrella's destruction?" She asked, frowning. Leader of the Rain squad. An elite group of scentists trying to create creatures to destroy Umbrella. I smiled at her.

"I no dun attent." I said to her and she glared at me. Kenneth nodded and stepped forward to further explain himself, but Corithia stopped him.

"Oh really? You appear to be quite ignorant. Tell me, who are you and where do you come from?" She asked. Hm...a little cocky for her position.

"Ny nane is Soojero. I wus living in Wraccoon sity huntil Hunrella huct hit hup" I said. She smiled at me. She then signaled for Kenneth to leave the room.

"Soojero huh? Probably sucks haveing you lips cut away. How about your scanner? Does it work?" She asked me. I nodded.

"You are tenny eight. Daddy got you his jog" I said to her and she smiled. Walking up to me, she checked out my body. A slut? Willing to sleep with anything?

"You're right. Daddy did give me this job. That's not all you know is it. I bet you know my agenda and everything. Just one thing puzzles me. You resemble a tyrant and yet you don't. You're blue, have the mass of claws and no toes. Yet your heart is on the inside and you still have hair and are pretty much human figured, with the exception of your height." She said.

"Your hoint?" I asked. She smiled. She is only stating the obvious.

"You are still a male by human definition right?" She asked, smirking. I smiled. I may not be human...but I can still get the ladies. The lights flickered out.

"Ns. Korithcia. I huleave huwe are hunder attack." I said to her. Through my night vision, I saw her nod. She ran behind her desk and grabbed a gun.

"So I've noticed. Mr. Soojero, you don't mind if you protect me and get me out of here do you? If you do, I'll help you out in any way if you do." She asked. Hm...interesting...She may be able to find a way to change me back.

"Hine." I mutter and stood at her door, guarding it.

KAORU

As soon as we entered the building, the lights went out. Chris ran ahead of me, guns out. I looked back at Kenshin and saw that he was readied as well. I turned around and ran down the hall after Chris. When the hallway split, I took to the left and Chris went right. A scientist ran out in front of me. Before I could shoot him, Kenshin shot him in the leg. I turned around and smiled. Not killing them? Fine by me. I turned back and ran until I found an elevator.

"Shame the power is cut." I overheard Kenshin say. Shame? Not likely...

"Kenshin...see that stairwell next it the elevator?" I asked him, walking towards the door. I have to make sure the creatures get free. Then run like hell away.

"You aren't thinking about that are you!" He asked as we entered. I held onto my .45 with one hand and grabbed the staircase railing with the other. The emergency lights flickered on.

"You don't know how cute you look when you're scared." I said to him and jumped of the bar. I fell down two stories and rolled. I looked up and saw Kenshin jump down as well. I looked back at the railing and jumped it. I fell to the next and last floor. I waited a couple of seconds for Kenshin to join me. As soon as he did, I opened the door and thrusted my gun forth. A scientist fell to the floor, knocked out. Stepping out, I saw several scientists run towards us.

"Ma'am! Run! The tyrants, they've escaped!" One of the scientist begged. One objective done. The scientists couldn't pass us, as we were blocking the only way up.

"Tell me where the self-destruct is and I'll let you through." I said to him. He looked back and nodded. One of the other scientists stepped forth.

"It's up in the administrators office! Up on the top level!" He frantically said. I stepped aside and allowed them through. Kenshin looked over at me.

"If they are loose, shouldn't we run up there as well?" He asked.

"Yeah...come on, Lets get to the top level." I said and turned around, running up the stairs. I heard gunshots fire and looked back. Kenshin was shooting what looked like a man and a spider crossed. It had four limbs, gripping the wall. Its head composed of its grey mattered brain encompassing half of its head. Its entire body was skinned. It resembled a dog and human in the matter of its body structure but a spider with it sticking to the wall. One human, perhaps no more. I saw something coming at me from the creature. Quickly, I jumped back, pulled out one of my knifes, and threw the knife at the creature's appendage, or rather, tongue. The knife hit and stuck the creature to the wall. The tongue defined the creature. It's a licker. Claire told me about them. I looked back at Kenshin, who was still shooting at it.

"Kenshin! Let's go!" I yelled to him. Just as he ran up the stairs towards me, a tyrant bust through the door, dropping the half body of a man it had in its hand. Kenshin ran up and grabbed me. We looked back at the tyrant. It had now ripped the licker off the walk and was devouring it. Better it than us. Kenshin was now leading me upstairs, hand in hand.

"That was way too fast. Those creatures, they shouldn't have spread that fast. Something is wrong here." Kenshin yelled to me. Right...this mission...it isn't going to work out as planned. Someone has been waiting for this. Waiting for us.

MISAO

I kicked a clod of dirt to the side. Just because I'm not a S.T.A.R.S. and am eighteen, I'm stuck out here guarding the van while they get to go in and blow shit up.

"Misao! Get the van started! Now" I heard Aoshi yell. I looked back and saw him running towards me. I turned back and jumped into the driver's side of the van. Turning the keys, I looked back at Aoshi, who had now jumped into the back of the van.

"What's wrong?" I asked, scared and nervous someone had gotten the virus or killed.

"The mission. Himura just radioed in and told us that the creatures are all over. Misao, the main power has only been off for two minutes. The back-up generator has been on for about a minute. Someone was expecting us." Aoshi said and reloaded his automatic rifle.

"Why did I have to start the van up?" I asked him. He looked back at the factory.

"We are going to get moving as fast as we can. If someone was expecting us, they'll send more than just scientists and creatures at us." Aoshi said and aimed his automatic rifle at the gate.

KENSHIN

When reached the top of the stairs, I released Kaoru's hand and busted in through the door. A scientist stood in front of me smiling. Kaoru shut the door behind us and locked it.

"So you are the daring heroes that are going to destroy Umbrella?" The man said. Kaoru pulled out her other .45 and aimed it in on the scientist's forehead.

"Do you have a problem with that Mr..." Kaoru asked, pausing as she addressed him.

"That is Dr. Kenneth Williams. I don't have a problem with it actually. I would like you to meet our administrator though. However, leave your radios with me." Kenneth said. Kaoru glanced over at me. No radios? Hm...yet we get to keep our weapons...I nodded and we handed over our radios. Kenneth smiled and turned around, leading us to the admistrator.

OWARI

Nanakiyoda: The plot thickens.

Tealraptor: Kenneth Williams?

Nanakiyoda: I named him after my little brother...just his first and middle though.

Tealraptor: You are a nice older sister aren't you?

Nanakiyoda: You bet. I'm an awesome role model!

Tealraptor: So is that why you write about men getting ripped in half and devoured and slutty...

Nanakiyoda: My little brother doesn't read fanfiction. Nor do I speak of these things. I don't even think about them until I am typing.

Tealraptor: So you just wing it?

Nanakiyoda: Yep. That's how I get through school anyways.

Tealraptor: I thought you were just slacking off.

Nanakiyoda: What? Don't dis slacking off, its not just an art form...it is a way of life.

Tealraptor: Okay...whatever you say. Banzai chibbi chan churoo.

BTW: I recently had a thought as to why I am naming my fan fiction as so. Besides it just being a clever pun on the two titles, Rurouni Kenshin and Resident Evil, it has a deeper meaning to it.

BTW: I'll explain next chapter.