Peach, Daisy, Rosalina, Luigi, Waluigi, DK, Yoshi, Birdo, Toad, Toadette, Dixie, Fire Bro, Goombella, Count Bleck and Toadiko made their way out of the castle and onto the front yard where all the Arwings were parked at.
"Woah! What are those machinery? They look like something out of Star Wars!" Toadiko exclaimed.
"They're called Arwings, and they're basically ships that can fly. But you do have a point though, they definitely remind me of Star Wars. Guess Nintendo was too lazy to come up with any original ideas on their own, huh?" Waluigi answered.
"Well, let's face it, Nintendo doesn't really try hard to be original in the first place. That's why I'm secretly a Sony fan, they NEVER get hated on! I am so clever! Don't you guys agree?" Yoshi squealed.
Toad raised his eyebrow. "Wait a second, how the hell do the arwings even remind you of Star Wars anyways? The ships look NOTHING alike!"
"You're obviously blind then, Toad. Go get your eyes checked, get a cat scan, go through radiation, and have heart surgery," Waluigi weirdly suggested.
"Uhh...3 out of 4 those things you said had nothing to do with blindness," DK said.
"Oh yeah? Well...you're a poophead! Your skin even has the color of poop!" Waluigi insulted. DK didn't even bother to respond to his immaturity.
"God, I'm surrounded by idiots..." Birdo whispered.
The group finally reached the arwings.
"Count Bleck and Toadiko, you two can ride with me. I'm pretty sure there's enough room for the three of us in there," Daisy ordered.
"Sure. But where are you taking us exactly?" Count Bleck asked.
"We're taking you to a place called Mushroom Corps. From there, they'll likely drive you to a hospital where literally part of Mushroom City is at because there's been some destruction there due to some jackass named Tatanga who's hellbent on taking over the world, even though we all know it's not gonna happen because that's rarely how stories like these end," Daisy thoroughly explained. Toadiko and Bleck had intrigued looks on their faces.
"Interesting. I heard some of the Cheep Cheeps talking about that actually. Sounds exciting!" Toadiko cheered in an odd way.
Everyone got into their arwings and blasted off into the sky.
"Hello? Come in, Arfur and Kylie. Hello? Are you there!? Arfur? Kylie? HELLO!? CAN YOU HEAR ME? HELLOOOOOOOOOO? ARE YOU DEAD!? PLEASE RESPOND! I CAN'T LIVE WITHOUT YOU!" Fire Bro annoyingly screamed.
"YES YES YES! We're right here, Fire Bro, we can hear you loud and clear, god! Anyways, I assume the mission went smoothly?" Kylie asked.
"Yes it did. We have successfully retrieved the gem and are on our way back. Oh, and we are bringing 2 people from Wet-Dry World with us as well, since they desperately wanted to get out of that place." Rosalina answered.
"Ah, that's fine. When you arrive at the building, just park in the same place as you've done before and we'll take those 2 to the hospital. And well done on getting the gem, I just knew you guys could do it!" Arfur congratulated.
"Yeah, we're a pretty big deal, aren't we? So, how much are we getting paid for this, again?" Toadette asked.
"Uhh...we're not paying you anything, Toadette," Arfur responded.
"Darn. I thought I could trick you into paying us. Oh well, looks like I'll just have to steal some coins out of Peach's purse like I did last time..." Toadette snickered.
"Excuse me!?" Peach shrieked.
"So, did you guys experience any trouble while you were there?" Kylie asked.
"Like, totally! There was this really freaky dude called Dimentio that appeared out of nowhere and threatened to obliterate us or something. He kept shooting off a bunch of random magic attacks at us that were, like, totally useless and stupid. He then accidentally shot a magic attack at this obese purple Yoshi which made him totally deflate like a balloon and regurgitated the gem! Oh, and did I mention that the Yoshi ate the gem too? Yeah, talk about gross!" Goombella explained.
"He...ATE the gem!? Oh god, I'm not even sure if I want it now...well, we're gonna have to keep it in safe hands anyways. Once you arrive here, bring the gem to us, and we'll keep it in a safe place till you retrieve all the gems." Arfur said.
"AH!" Birdo suddenly screamed.
"What's wrong, honey?" Yoshi asked.
"I just got hit by something! Guys, is there an enemy of some sorts around us?" Birdo asked.
"Yes, we are definitely your enemy. How dare you steal our ships? Those belong to Corneria you hooligans!" Said a familiar voice that cut through their voice system. Right after that, four arwings flew fast and got right in front of the group.
"Uhh...'hooligans'? What are you, 70 years old?" Dixie remarked.
"Wait a second...that voice! Could you possibly be...Fox McCloud?" Luigi asked in surprise.
"FOX!? Is that really you? My goodness, it's been years since we've seen each other! How have you been?" Yoshi asked.
"How do you know my name? Identify yourselves right now!" Fox demanded.
"Fox, don't you recognize our voices? This is DK speaking to you! Along with Peach, Luigi, and Yoshi! You know, the ones that fought with you in the Smash Bros. tournaments? Some of our other friends are here too. Don't you remember us?" DK also asked.
"Fox, don't listen to them! This is clearly a trick so they can destroy us with our guard down!" Falco Lombardi yelled.
"Hey bird brain, shut your mouth and quit feeding lies to the fox, you nobody!" Waluigi yelled.
"We didn't do anything wrong, we're just going back to this secret place called Mushroom Corps because we found this gem and it's extremely important since it's suppose to save...um...something! Yeah," Peach revealed to the Star Fox team.
"PEACH, YOU IDIOT! You can't just give away info like that to these guys, this is going to ruin everything!" Birdo groaned.
"Mushroom Corps? Gem? I have no idea what you're talking about, but this clearly sounds like an evil plan so I'm afraid your journey ends here," Peppy Hare stated.
"An evil plan? Since when does an evil plan involve collecting a bunch of generic mystical items in order to save the world from cheesy, impending doom? Are you all on crack or something!?" Dixie yelled.
"I'M A FROG!" Slippy Toad randomly yelled.
"Guys, what the hell is going on out there? Who are these people that are talking to you?" Kylie asked.
"We are...cue dramatic music...TEAM STAR FOX!" Fox yelled over-dramatically.
"No shit, sherlock. We figured that out the first time we saw you!" Waluigi spat.
"Someone, make them go away! I don't wanna die!" Luigi girlishly screamed.
"Fox, listen, we're not the evil guys, okay? We didn't steal your ships, a company named Mushroom Corps designed these ships exactly like yours for some reason, and I'm getting the vibe that they didn't feel like being original and creative, so they went with these. Please believe us," Rosalina pleaded.
"I...I don't know...this all seems so...strange to me..." Fox replied, clearly thinking hard and deeply.
"Fox, did something happen to you recently? Like, did you get bashed in the head with something large that made you forget your memories?" DK asked.
"I got bashed in the head multiple times before, but I have NEVER suffered from memory loss!" Fire Bro informed.
"Yeah, but it clearly did something else to your brain, and we ALL know what that is..." Dixie said.
"Fox, come on man! Let's just fight these guys and get the hell out of here already! I'm starving for some McDonalds!" Falco yelled.
"YEAH! I WANNA FIGHT AND DO SOME OTHER CRAZY, RANDOM THINGS!" Slippy yelled and shot his lasers at Falco's ship.
"SLIPPY, YOU IDIOT! WHAT DID I TELL YOU ABOUT SHOOTING YOUR OWN TEAM!? MAN, I AM ABOUT TO BLOW THIS BITCH UP IN A MINUTE!" Falco raged.
"Well, looks like we've found Fire Bro's long lost brother," Birdo joked.
"Do you really honestly think you can take us? It's 13 vs. 4, there's no way in hell we'll lose to you guys!" Daisy said.
"We have faced a lot more enemies coming at us at once before, missy, so I suggest you pipe down with that nonsense," Peppy scolded.
"Like, I think we should we all, like, sit down and talk about this over Coca-Cola. What do you all say?" Goombella suggested.
"NO! If they want a fight, then we'll give them one!" Toad yelled, and shot his laser at Fox's ship.
"OH! Okay, you've done it now! GET THEM!" Fox roared and suddenly, everyone was blasting lasers at each other.
"You made a wrong choice in messing with us, Team Star Fax! We are the Mushroom Crew and we NEVER back down from finishing a mission!" Peach yelled.
"Star Fax!? Mushroom Crew!? Peach, please tell me you're not being serious right now. I seriously fear for our kingdom's future even if Tatanga is destroyed," Birdo groaned.
"Take this!" Fox yelled and started to shoot repeatedly at Daisy's ship.
"AHHHHHH! Someone, get this guy off me!" Daisy shrieked, noticing that her HP was going down each second.
"Grrr, nobody messes with my girlfriend unless you're a humongous monster that I won't have a likely chance to defeat!" Luigi yelled in anger and successfully blasted Fox's ship with a bomb, which sent the ship many feet away.
"Aww, thanks honey! Remind me to give you a big kiss when we get back!" Daisy said.
"Hey, that dinosaur dude is green just like me! There can only be one green guy living in this universe, mister! Prepare to meet your maker!" Slippy annoyingly shouted and started shooting at Yoshi's ship.
"Uhh, HELLO!? Are you forgetting about Luigi who's dressed in green!?" Yoshi pointed out and flew away from the toad.
"HEY!" Luigi yelled.
"Sorry Luigi, I just wanted to make a point," Yoshi apologized.
"I DON'T CARE! NO ONE SHOULD BE GREEN EXCEPT FOR ME! RAAAAAAAAAAHHHHH!" Slippy screamed and started to shoot out all of his bombs everywhere he could. One of them hit Yoshi, and another hit Peppy.
"AAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHH! MY HP'S BEEN CUT IN HALF! SOMEONE HELP ME OUT HERE FOR THE LOVE OF MUSHROOMS!" Yoshi screamed.
"Slippy, you complete idiot! I'm at low health right now, you can't just shoot out a bunch of bombs aimlessly!" Peppy scolded.
"You can't tell me what to do, I have a higher IQ than all y'all here combined! I AM GOD!" Slippy yelled and shot Peppy with a few more lasers, and Peppy's ship eventually broke down and fell all the way to the earth.
"NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!" Fox and Falco both yelled at the same time.
"Well, that's a load off our backs," Toad commented.
"Alright, crazy frog, it's your turn to go down!" Birdo yelled and then shot a bomb at Slippy's ship, which made the ship spin out of control and also fall to the earth.
"Where the hell is that blue bird bitch at? I want to see him suffer and cry cause he's a major douchebag!" Waluigi yelled out.
"I wanna get at him too! He reminds me of a stereotypical school bully that acts all tough and mighty, but in reality, he's just a big crybaby who's been spoiled with fast food and generic pop music," Dixie agreed.
"You want me so bad? Fine, I'm right here, waiting for you. Come and get some!" Falco replied.
"Ew, well, if you're gonna say it like THAT, then no, I don't wanna come to you," Dixie said in disgust.
Waluigi zoomed toward Falco and started shooting at him, but Falco sped out of the way, which made Waluigi chase after him, along with Dixie. They both tried shooting at the blue bird, but his ship was a lot faster then their ships were. Dixie suddenly got an idea and slowed down, which made Waluigi slow down as well.
"Dixie, what are you doing?" Waluigi asked.
Falco stopped as well and turned his ship around. "What's the matter? Give up? Can't handle the speed?" He taunted.
Dixie did not reply to him, but instead shot out a bomb that exploded some feet away from Falco.
"NOW WALUIGI! GO FOR IT!" Dixie yelled and the two sped off with their ships.
Meanwhile, Falco was laughing his head off at their pathetic attempt to hit him. "Is that really all you can do? What a bunch of useless morons!"
But then, almost out of nowhere since he was distracted with laughing so hard, a barrage of laser shots hit Falco's ship which made the blue bird scream as his HP dropped heavily. He tried to speed off, but it was no use as his HP hit zero before he could escape their attacks, which made his ship lose power and also drop to the earth.
Fox slowly flew his ship back to where he was before and faced everyone else, noticing that all his teammates were defeated.
"Ugh...this...this isn't the end of us! We will be back! Cross my heart and hope to NOT die!" Fox yelled.
"Yeah yeah, skip the typical final line like all the other major enemies do and just go already!" Toad yelled.
Fox blasted away with his ship into the sky and everyone gave a huge sigh in relief that the battle was finally over.
"Great going there, Dixie. I really thought we wouldn't be able to get him for a second there." Waluigi said.
"No problem. I just love to be useful, obviously," Dixie replied.
"Still though, I wonder what happened to Fox that made him forget about us? Perhaps Tatanga had something to do with it...or something else that's just as evil..." DK wondered out loud.
EOC.
What, you really thought I would exclude Star Fox and his team in a story that uses arwings as the main transportation? Lol. Next chapter will have the gang officially returning to Mushroom Corps, and there will be a focus on two certain characters back at the hospital.
