This is my second fic that has reached 100 reviews! I want to thank everyone that has kept up with this fic so far and I wish I could give some kind of reward for you guys being so awesome, but...uhh...yeah, I don't really have anything interesting to give you, lol.

BELDAM, MARILYN, AND DOOPLISS (Disguised as Rosalina):

"Who dares enter my fashionably fashionable room of tranquility and coolness!?" King Boo called out, turning towards the door. The three that just entered were frozen in shock by the ghosts that were in there, the Secret Altar, hanging about. It didn't help that all the ghosts turned their attention towards them.

"Wow...uhh...I can't really think of a situation more awkward than this," Doopliss/Rosalina spoke.

"Who the hell are you freaks? You're here to steal the Platinum gem from us, aren't you!? AREN'T YOU!? ANSWER ME RIGHT NOW!" The pink ghost screamed, grabbed the mirror off the right wall and threw it at them, but she badly missed and hit the ground instead.

"Wait a second, you have the platinum gem!? How on earth did you manage to get it?" Beldam asked.

"I found it one day while searching through that weird artist dude's room, Van Gore I think. Yeah, I was checking to see if he had any more paintings of Melody Pianissima, because damn, she is one FINE ghost! I'd like to make some sweet music with her!" The golden ghost cheered.

"Yes, pervert boy over there found the gem in the artist's room and decided to give it to me so I took the liberty into making it my crown. It's not too flashy, is it? Do you think it makes me look snobby?" King Boo asked in worry.

"Well, you can't really look snobby when you already look like a freaking disfigured cat in the first place," Doopliss/Rosalina insulted and flipped her hair back in confidence.

"WHAT DID YOU SAY TO ME!? GIRL, I WILL RIP YOU APART AND SEND YOUR SOUL TO THE DEEPEST LEVELS OF HELL WHERE MY FRIEND CALLED JUICIFER TORTURES YOU BY MAKING YOU DRINK A MIXED GLASS OF CHOCOLATE MILK AND EGG NOG EVERY SINGLE DAY!" King Boo screamed, which shook the entire room.

"Please calm down! We mean no harm! Okay, we clearly started off on the wrong foot here, so let's just introduce ourselves before we get into anything else. My name is Beldam, this is my sister Marilyn, and that over there is Doopliss, the doppelganger. That's actually not what Doopliss looks like, he just copied a form of some creepy space chick that came here with her friends," Beldam explained.

"BANANAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAS!" Yelled the green ghost randomly and got out a banana from who knows where and gulped it down.

"Uhh...okaaaaayyyyy then...wait a second, did you say this 'creepy space chick' and her friends came here? What on earth are people doing here!? We haven't had a human visitor in this place for over a decade now!" King Boo exclaimed.

"Um, yes, we heard that this group of people are coming here to try and seek the gem for...something and we...uhh...we came all the way over here to warn you that they'll eventually reach down here and try to steal the gem!" Beldam tried to make her lie convincing.

"Woah woah woah, some people are trying to steal the gem? What for, so they can sell it and become rich? Eh, I can't blame them, I would've done the same thing if I were still alive," The blue ghost responded.

"HUH!? You have got to be kidding me! Are they that desperate to wanna steal this precious gem from me, something that I've kept for years? I mean, for crying out loud, I'm no longer a freaking human being so why can't people just let me enjoy what I have!? Is that so wrong? Are ghosts not allowed to have rights or something? Was there some law made that I wasn't aware of that states that ghosts can no longer have possession of any man made object?" King Boo complained, shaking his head.

"Hold on a second, something doesn't add up here. How do you know these people are coming here to get the gem? How did you know where to exactly find us? And why do you even care that the gem is stolen anyway?" The pink ghost asked.

"Uhh...well, we were just taking a walk through the woods and we overheard this group of people talking about they were gonna go into this mansion and find this gem so they could use it to...uhh...become rich and stuff like that. How we found you? Just a lucky guess, it was the first place we decided to check out. Why do we care? Because...well...we think it's unfair that those pathetic humans are invading your privacy and rights and we want to help you guys out by getting rid of them. Did you know that we're part of a ghost rights campaign? Yeah, it's totally becoming a huge thing all over the world now. People are demanding that ghosts have their own places to live without any human interference!" Doopliss/Rosalina explained, lying about the last part, obviously.

"Really? Oh my god, that's so cool! How much you wanna bet over half of those campaigners are foxy women willing to 'get down' with a ghost?" The golden ghost chuckled.

"Dude, you are so immature. Get a life," The blue ghost insulted.

"BANANAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAS!" The green ghost randomly yelled again and ate another banana.

"I see, I see. Interesting! Well, aren't you guys just a bunch of lovable freaks? We really appreciate you telling us this info and helping us out. This way, we can prepare for when they come and do something...I dunno, something demonic that will either scare them off or brutally murder them. Whichever happens first, I don't care, but I shall protect this gem as if it was my very own child! I hope that doesn't sound too disturbing or obsessive," King Boo said.

"Uhh, Beldam? Can I talk to you for a second?" Doopliss/Rosalina asked and dragged Beldam over to the corner of the room.

"HEY! Don't you dare drag me! I'm the only that's allowed to drag people!" Beldam complained.

"Okay sure, whatever. Anyways, we need to figure out a way to sneak that gem away from King Boo and all these other ghosts without getting caught. We obviously can't tell him about what the gem's real purpose is for, otherwise who knows how him and these other ghosts will react? It will make our plans complicated and I really would prefer to keep things simple, you know!" Doopliss/Rosalina whispered in stress.

"Sigh...I hate to say it, but you're right. If we tell them about our true purpose for coming here, there's a chance they'll get suspicious of us and threaten us to leave, leaving these guys open to be attacked by those imbeciles! Not to mention, those heroes already have the advantage! It will be 13 vs. 5 if they do end up finding this place. With us here, we have a chance to steal it, we just need the perfect moment to do so," Beldam frustratingly replied.

"I agree, so...how are we gonna do all of this exactly?" Doopliss/Rosalina asked.

"I'll think of something. For now, we just stay here and hang out with these weirdos," Beldam answered.

"Are you guys talking about us over there? You're planning a secret mission to destroy this mansion, aren't you!? WHAT GOVERNMENT SENT YOU HERE TO SPY ON US!?" The pink ghost roared and then she picked up the same mirror that she threw a minute ago and threw it towards Beldam...only to completely miss again and hit the door.

"You seriously need to work on your aim. I wouldn't be surprised if you were one of those kids in high school who were nonathletic and had losers for friends," The blue ghost spat.

"Bluey, quit being a judgmental asshole. Pinky, get some anger management classes and go out on a date with me tomorrow night at 7. I'll be waiting in the projector room," The golden ghost said and winked at her. The pink ghost scoffed and smacked him in response.

"BANANAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAS!"


DK, ROSALINA, AND WALUIGI:

"Stop! I COMMAND YOU TO STOP!" Rosalina screeched, stretching out her hand towards the possessed Waluigi. Right after she said that, Waluigi fell to the ground and all was quiet for a minute. Rosalina carefully stepped over to him to see if he was okay. Waluigi started to move and rubbed his head in discomfort.

"Ugh...what the hell just happened? Why does my body feel like it's been violated in some way?" Waluigi asked as Rosalina helped him stand up.

"You were possessed by one of the ghosts. Luckily, I think my magic forced the ghost out of you so you should be okay now...well, except for your cheeks, which seem badly scratched and are bleeding," Rosalina pointed out to him.

"HUH!? My cheeks are bleeding!? How the fudge did that happen!? Was the ghost making me scratch myself to death or something?" Waluigi asked in anger.

"Basically, yeah. It's a good thing I stopped it before he did anything worse like gouging your own eyes out or something like that..." Rosalina explained. Waluigi widened his eyes in fright.

"Ghost can do that? Um...okay then...I guess you can't get any more horrific than that...anyways, where is DK at? Did he go off to explore somewhere else?"

"No he didn't. I remember as clear as day that he disappeared near where the barrels where. I'm getting the vibes that he is still nearby and alive, but I cannot exactly pinpoint his exact location," Rosalina answered.

"I'm guessing his body is being 'violated' by the ghosts as well. Oh well, nothing we can do about that. Now let's get the hell out of here!" Waluigi yelled and started to rush out the room, until Rosalina pulled him back.

"Excuse me? You really just wanna leave DK here without bothering to look for where he could be? You are an incredibly selfish fool, you know that!? I know that you and DK aren't friends, but he is a very liable asset to the group and we leave no one left for dead! Do you understand me, Waluigi?" Rosalina angrily stated. Waluigi was a bit speechless by how peeved she was.

"Erm...wow. I'm sorry, Rosalina. I didn't mean to come off as selfish or foolish, I'm just...really scared, you know? I mean, I was just possessed for crying out loud! Whatever was inside of me could've easily done more harm to my body and I feel like if I stay here any longer, the chances that I'll get hurt even more will increase. I don't hate DK, in fact, I respect him a bit, but...well, if you feel like he's still alive and around somewhere, then I guess I should stay with you and look for him whether I like it or not," Waluigi confessed.

"Thank you, and I accept your apology. It just frustrates me how you have to act so immature the majority of the time when I know that you've got a big heart underneath it all, you just choose not to show it, probably because you're scared people will see you as weak if you do that," Rosalina replied.

"What the hell? I do not have a big heart! I am WALUIGI, for crying out loud! I'm suppose to be obnoxious and careless! Even my appearance reflects that!" Waluigi exclaimed, but Rosalina shook her head with a smirk since she could see right through him.

"There's no need to deny it, Waluigi. Denial can be very unhealthy for the mind. Ever since the first day I met you, I knew there was a nice and sensitive man underneath all that roughness. Your aura says it all," Rosalina explained even further. Waluigi sighed, giving up since he knew he couldn't win against her.

"I suppose you're right. To be honest, I took on this whole attitude after my brother. He's told me numerous times since I was a little kid, that being 'bad' is the only way that you can get what you want and that I don't need friends in my life because they're pointless and a waste of time," Waluigi revealed.

"Not surprised that Wario was the one to tell you all of that. You shouldn't listen to him, being 'bad' isn't a healthy way to live life. Just be your own person. You can't be anyone else because everyone else is already taken," Rosalina preached.

"You got that from Tumblr, didn't you?" Waluigi asked with a smirk.

"Possibly," Rosalina replied also with a smirk. They both laughed and suddenly, both of them forgot about the impending doom that was going on around them and were in a better mood than before.

"WOOOOOOAAAAAAAAHHHH!" Yelled a familiar voice that made Rosalina and Waluigi jump. A noise of something hitting the ground was heard.

"DK!? Is that you!?" Rosalina asked out and ran to him.

"Dude, where were you? Did your body get violated like mine did!?" Waluigi asked.

"Uggghhh...well...um...does kissing someone all over their face count as violation?" DK asked, looking completely out of it.

"Huh? What do you mean by that? And why is there red lipstick all over your face?" Rosalina asked.

"Well, to sum it all up, I was dragged away into this room that looked like a master bedroom and all these pink female ghosts came out of nowhere and started kissing me repeatedly! They told me that they liked my muscles and I was the most gorgeous ape they have ever seen in their after lives. It was extremely uncomfortable and I was THIS close to crying out for my mommy!" DK exclaimed.

"Uhh...dude? That doesn't exactly sound like a nightmare situation. You were being kissed by FEMALE GHOSTS for crying out loud! I mean, unless you swing the other way..." Waluigi led on.

"No, I don't swing the 'other way.' It was uncomfortable because it was a bunch of ghosts that were kissing me and they all looked the same, which made it twice as creepy! I refuse to ever believe that there is such a thing as supernatural love!" DK pouted.

"Well, at least you're not hurt. Me and Waluigi were very worried for you but we're glad you made it back in one piece," Rosalina said and patted him on the shoulder to make him feel better.

"Yeah yeah, we're beyond ecstatic! Now let's get out of here and check the next room because time's a wasting!" Waluigi impatiently said and opened the door to get out, but he screamed when he saw something crash to the floor right in front of him.


LUIGI AND DAISY:

Daisy kicked the door open from the mirror room that she was in and fell into the Anteroom. She was heavily breathing in and out as glass shards were scattered all over her body.

"Holy crap, I could've seriously died in there! It's a good thing I ate that 1-up Mushroom two weeks ago, those things taste SO good! Though, they tend to have a bad after taste, and I think I remember spending 20 minutes in the bathroom that night puking my brains out..." Daisy said to herself. She looked at her arms and saw that a few glass pieces were stuck into her skin, making her cringe. She grabbed one of the glass pieces and pulled it out as quick as she could to get it over with. She yelped in pain as the blood from the wound started to leak out. She grabbed another piece and pulled it out, shrieking in pain once again. Daisy absolutely hated doing this, but she just couldn't leave those pieces in there forever. She took out another piece and had the same reaction as before. Daisy was lucky to not have suffered any bigger injuries.

After she pulled a few more glass pieces out from her skin, she took a minute to recollect herself. She then heard mumbling and shuffling noises. Daisy had a look of confusion as she slowly looked up and screamed when she saw big web hanging from the ceiling of what looked like black hair wrapping around something that was most likely Luigi since she could see feet at the bottom and the 'web' was shaking a bit. She walked as close as she could get to the web.

"Luigi? Can you hear me!? I have no idea where this hair came from, but I'm gonna cut it open and get you out of there! I should save some of that hair as well, seriously, look how silky and smooth it is! I wonder if this hair ghost uses Pantene? Okay, I'm seriously getting off topic here more than usual, let me get a glass piece," Daisy said and ran back into the mirror room and got a large glass shard from the shattered mirror walls and ran back in. She jumped up, grabbed on to the web and started slicing through the hair as best as she could. After a minute of cutting, Daisy opened up the part where Luigi's mouth was and gasped in heavily, relieved to finally get some fresh air.

"D-Daisy! You saved me! I really thought I was going to die! Although, I never imagined I would die in a cocoon of hair of all things..." Luigi cheered.

"Sweetie, you know I would do anything to save your life! Now keep still, I still need to cut off more of this luscious hair! How did you even get like this, anyways?" Daisy asked.

"I dunno, this hair just came out of nowhere, grabbed me, and wrapped around my entire body. I don't remember seeing a ghost that had long and black hair when I came here last time," Luigi answered.

"Huh. Well, the only thing I can think of is, that the 'house' is very much alive and is pulling out all of its 'supernatural tricks' in order to torture and scare us every way possible. Seriously, the room I was in was a freaking mirror room! Last time I checked, that room was suppose to be a wardrobe room," Daisy explained her case.

"Oh...that makes sense. Did I ever tell you that I hated this place?" Luigi remarked. Daisy cut off enough hair to get him out and they both dropped to the floor, very much relieved to get that out of the way.

"Okay so obviously the gem isn't up here, so we need to go back down and see if anyone else has had any luck...but of course, that's assuming that nothing will impede our progress like a piano falling from the ceiling and smashing us into pancakes," Daisy explained.

"Err...well...looks like we're just gonna have go through with it and get it over with, unfortunately. Sigh...okay, we open the door and run like maniacs and get out! Understood?" Luigi asked.

"Loud and clear!" Daisy answered with a nod.

"Okay...here goes nothing!" Luigi said and slammed open the door. He ran in and started screaming his head off.

"AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHH! NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! PLEASE DON'T HURT MEEEEEEE! I REALLY HOPE YOU HEARD MY MONOLOGUE WHEN I WAS IN THAT ROOM A WHILE AGO CAUSE I DON'T FEEL LIKE REPEATING IT! AAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHH! Oh look, there's my Poltergust 3000!" Luigi suddenly spoke in a calm tone and grabbed the wrecked vacuum. "Hmm...this gives me an idea. Okay, now where was I? Oh yeah, screaming for my life! AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!"

Luigi smashed open the door and fell to the floor with the Poltergust 3000 held tightly in his arms. Daisy simply walked out of the room, not scared in the slightest bit.

"Dude, there wasn't even anything in there. You were freaking out over nothing...again," Daisy said and rolled her eyes.

"Can you blame me, though? This house seriously messes with your mind! I think that, once all this is over, I may need to get therapy..." Luigi whimpered.

Daisy rolled her eyes again. "Whatever, let's just go and try to find the others."

Daisy and Luigi started to walk down the stairs to their left, but suddenly the stairs turned flat, which made a slide of some sort and the two slipped and slid down the 'stair slide' and crashed into the wall. Their screams were heard for a few minutes until they faded and another crash was heard.


TOAD AND TOADETTE:

"Please...stop it! I can't take it anymore!" Toad cried, who was on the floor breathing heavily in and out. A bunch of red smears from the pizza were all around his mouth and he felt like he was going to throw up due to how many he digested. His skin and face had various bloody scratches all over, due to him scratching himself because of his allergy to salami.

"Why should I stop when the fun is just getting started? I'm really surprised at you, Toad. Most people would've puked their guts out at this point and die due to overeating, but you...man! You've eaten like 9 slices already and still aren't showing signs of giving in! You've got some true guts, pun intended," 'Toadette' said and laughed.

"Can you please just let me go already? God, I can barely even stand up and my stomach feels like it's going to explode! Don't you think you've tortured me enough already?" Toad said.

"Nah. I wanna see how far you can take it, Toad. You're definitely a lot tougher than I had ever expected and I have to admit, I took you for granted. Maybe your worthless wuss of a sister could learn a lesson or two from you?" 'Toadette' laughed again.

"You...bastard...don't you dare bring her into this!" Toad yelled with all the strength he could.

"And what are you gonna do if I don't, Toad? You may talk and act all tough, but I really doubt you have the confidence and strength to even lay one finger on me. Anyways, enough talking, let's get to more pizza, shall we?" 'Toadette' said and snapped her fingers, making another dish of salami pizza appear out of thin air.

"NO! Enough with the evil pizza! I HAVE HAD IT!" Toad screamed in sudden rage. With all the strength he could muster up, he jumped to where the pizza was, ripped off a slice and shoved it into 'Toadette's' mouth.

"HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! HOW DO YOU LIKE THAT, HUH!? DOESN'T FEEL SO GOOD BEING FORCE-FED PIZZA, DOES IT? Well, unless you are literally obsessed with pizza and what I'm doing right now is pointless and I'm actually just pleasing your taste buds..." said Toad in uncertainty. 'Toadette' spat out the remaining slice of the pizza that she didn't eat and wiped the tomato sauce and crumbs from her mouth with her arms.

"YOU BASTARD! You just shoved a freaking hot slice of pizza into my mouth! What are you, crazy!?" 'Toadette' screamed.

"I may be crazy, but I'm not...eh, I can't really think of a cool line to say," Toad shrugged and shoved another piece of pizza in her mouth. 'Toadette' screamed even more as Toad squished the pizza slice onto her face and as far into her mouth as he could. 'Toadette' finally recoiled by kicking Toad in the stomach and sending him flying back into the wall.

"UGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHH, ENOUGH! That does it, no more screwing around! I'm going to tear your throat out, you son of a bitch!" 'Toadette' roared and stomped toward him. All Toad could do was shake and stare in fear, knowing that he was done for. 'Toadette' grabbed him by the neck and raised him up. But suddenly, she dropped Toad and backed away, holding her stomach.

"Ooh...ugh...what is...what's going on inside me? Why do I feel so...strange?" 'Toadette' asked. Toad slightly smirked.

"Heh heh, you took over Toadette's body and mind so you should know what's going on. Let's just say Toadette's body reacts 'negatively' when she eats salami. I remember her eating that stuff all the time when we were in elementary school, but she would always throw up a while after it because it never mixed in well for her body. It runs in the family, as you can see. I eventually got her to stop but it looks like Toadette and salami still don't get along well even now," Toad explained.

"You...YOU TRICKED ME! I CAN'T BELIEVE YOU! GAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHH!" 'Toadette' screamed and puked all over the floor below her. Right after that, a bunch of black smoke also exited her mouth and vanished into thin air. Toadette shook her head and rubbed her temples, looking as if she just woke up.

"What the hell just happened? I feel so woozy...Toad? Was I...possessed?" Toadette asked in fear.

Toad nodded his head. "Yes, you were. By some luck, I managed to get him out though. I was really worried about you for a second there. I thought that you might never be able to come back..."

Toadette smiled a bit and ran up to Toad to hug him. "Oh Toad! Thank you so much for saving me! It was so weird when it happened, it's like...I was there, seeing everything that was going on, but I couldn't control what I was saying or doing. Apparently I grabbed a salami pizza from out of nowhere and force fed it to you? Yeesh, talk about a nightmare! Well, I guess it wouldn't really be considered a nightmare if it was pepperoni or cheese pizza because EVERYONE likes that kind of pizza and if you don't, then you're a lunatic."

Toad was about to reply, but then he suddenly threw up on the ground in front of him, and some of it got onto Toadette's house.

"EWWWWWWWWWW! DUDE, NOT THE SHOES! These are brand new too! Do you not remember me buying these things last month at Paymore Shoesource? It was on sale too!" Toadette threw a fit.

"Dude, I just got force-fed a ton of salami pizza slices! Give me a break already!" Toad yelled, holding his stomach in pain.

"Oh...right, sorry. Come on, let's get out of here. This place is more freaky than a McToads on a Saturday night," Toadette said and helped Toad walk toward the door. They opened it and saw the same ghost shy guys standing there, angrily waving their pitchforks in the air like they just don't care.

Toadette slammed the door. "Okay, no way in hell we're going back that way then. Any other ideas?"

"Wait...at the end of the room, there seems to be some type of hole in the ground. Let's check it out," Toad pointed to the other side of the room. The two walked their way over there and saw what looked like a hatch in the ground.

"Oh! I remember this now. In Luigi's Mansion, you had to press the button that opened this hatch and it let a bunch of boos fly out," Toad remarked.

"Um...okay? And why would we want to do that right now?" Toadette asked.

"Because this hatch might lead somewhere. I know it sounds incredibly risky, but those Shy Guys with their pitchforks seems very deadly, and it doesn't help that I can barely move by myself. It's the only choice at this point, Toadette," Toad explained.

"Fine then. Here goes nothing..." Toadette replied, bracing for the possible inevitable to happen. She pressed the red button on the wall and the hatch slowly opened...but nothing came out. The two toads waited for a minute for something to pop out, but nothing came still.

"Huh. That was very anti-climatic," Toadette commented.

"Excellent. Well, let's hop on in and see where this takes us, shall we?" Toad gestured.


PEACH AND GOOMBELLA:

The environment completely changed. It was now a wrestling ring in some random small stadium with all Boos in the audience. Melody came in the middle of the ring and held a microphone to her face.

"Good evening Boos of all ages! I would say of all genders too, but you all seem to be males since there doesn't seem to be anything that makes you stand out to be female. Anyways, tonight is definitely something we've never had happened before. What started out as a musical/opera ended up being a banging cat fight between two popular female Mario characters! And everyone liked the tension between the two so much that we decided to turn it into a wrestling competition, to see which girl is more strong, smart, and fierce than the other! To my left we have the goomba gal who has an IQ of 120, even though we all know it should be lower than that, and she has a tendency to say the word 'like' out of context and over 9000 times a day. It's Goombella Goomba!" Melody announced and the Boos cheered for her.

"That's right! I'm, like, totally the best! I may be small and girly, but I have got the POWAH!" Goombella roared and did a jump kick, falling over on her back once she landed which made a few of the Boos in the audience cringe.

"Um...right...that's some excellent 'power' you got going on there. Anyways, to my right, we have the princess of the Mushroom Kingdom and she's also known for being in the Guinness World Record Book for the most times kidnapped in one month, which was a shocking, or not shocking, 35 times! It's Princess Toadstool Peach, everyone!" Melody announced and the Boos also cheered just as loud for her.

"I'm ready to get this overwith! I have experience in fighting due to me being in Super Smash Bros. Melee and Brawl so there is no way I'm going to lose, as long as I have Toad to block all the attacks! Wait a second...where is Toad at? He's suppose to be here helping me! I can't risk getting any part of my body damaged! I don't wanna go into plastic surgery again!" Peach cried and complained. Melody raised her eyebrow.

"Wait, again? You're saying you've gotten plastic surgery before?" She asked. There were some "Ooooh's" heard from the audience.

"Yeah, it was last year and I was fighting on the Mute City stage with Samus. She threw a bob-omb at my face and I landed on the road and a bunch of those race cars ran me over! That was so mean of Samus, I had tire marks all over my face and dress, and my nose was cracked as well! I forced Samus to buy me a new pink dress otherwise I would pay Bowser to kidnap her and make her watch him do that 'dance' he does for me each time I get kidnapped!" Peach explained.

"Why would you make her buy you a pink dress when you already have like 5465767 of the same dresses in your castle? And this dance that Bowser does...don't tell me...it's not what I think it is, is it?" Goombella asked.

"Okay, enough talking now! Let's get this show on the road! Now, the rules are simple: Beat the crap out of each other as much as possible and whoever wins gets to escape, and whoever loses gets sent to the underworld where you'll spend an eternity listening to Miley Cyrus songs. Are there any questions before we start?" Melody asked.

Peach raised her hand. "Yeah, how do we-"

"Excellent, no questions! LET THE GAMES BEGIN!" Melody announced into her mic and the Boos cheered as the bell rang, indicating that the battle is now starting.

"Like, you better prepare for a headbonk like you've never seen before! I'm going to, like, tear off all your hair and wear it as extensions!" Goombella insulted.

Peach gasped. "YOU HORRIBLE, HORRIBLE PERSON! No one ever touches my golden, silky hair! You're just jealous because my hair is longer than yours and I actually have arms and hands!" Peach spat right back. Goombella started to turn red and gritted her teeth. The 'arms and hands' part really got to her since she's always felt a bit useless and depressed due to her 'disadvantage' among the other species.

"GRRRRRRRRRRRR, THAT'S IT! YOU'VE DONE IT NOW!" Goombella roared and launched herself high in the air and then proceeded to multibonk Peach in the head.

"OOH! That is definitely going to leave a bruise on the poor princess' face! Will Peach really need to get plastic surgery again after this battle?" Melody commented.

"OW, OW! STOP IT RIGHT NOW!" Peach shrieked and grabbed Goombella then threw her to the other side of the ring. The crowd cheered at this.

"OOF! Ugh...I seriously hate fighting in general. No wonder why I only had 2 moves that actually attacked enemies in The Thousand Year Door!" Goombella cried.

"Do you know what you just did to me, Goombella? My head is starting to bleed because of you! This means I'm probably going to get brain damage, which means...umm...actually, I don't know what it means, but I know it's probably something bad, so you must pay!" Peach angrily yelled. Right after that, Peach started whipping her hair all over the place, confusing the audience.

"And...uhh...Peach is deciding to whip her hair back and forth for absolutely no reason whatsoever. I'm not sure what she is 'attempting' to do, but I have to admit, her hair DOES look gorgeous! I seriously need to know what hair products she uses!" Melody commented again.

"Peach, what the hell are you doing? You do realize you might break your neck doing that, right?" Goombella asked in confusion.

Peach stopped her hair whipping and looked at her. "I'm doing this to build my strength up! But you wouldn't know since you have no strength at all!" Peach laughed then ran to Goombella. The princess grabbed the goomba gal by the ponytail and spun her around multiple times and tossed her right out of the ring, crashing into a few audience members. The Boos screamed and cheered louder than before.

"WOAH! And Peach goes all out with some kind of spin attack on Goombella! The princess may be a complete airhead, but she sure knows how to use her power wisely!" Melody said in surprise.

Goombella got out out of the audience area and limped her way back into the ring.

"Ugh...I...I'm not finished yet! There's no way in hell I'll ever let you win! The world doesn't need people like you, you...you...SKANKY BIMBO!" Goombella spat. The crowd gasped at her language.

"Oh my! Who knew the goomba gal could speak such offensive language, especially towards a princess!? I wonder what Peach has to say in return?" Melody commented once again.

"At least people actually find me attractive! There's no way anyone other than Goombas would actually think you're cute! You look like you were born in a sewer! YOU DISGUST ME! I HATE YOU!" Peach screamed and took off her shoe and threw it at Goombella, but she completely missed and hit one of the Boos in the audience instead.

"I...I AM attractive! You are nothing but a stuck up and spoiled brat! I AM BEAUTIFUL IN EVERY SINGLE WAY, WORDS CAN'T BRING ME DOWN! OH NO, SO DON'T YOU BRING ME DOWN TODAAAAAAYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY HEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHH!" Goombella scream/sung the last part.

"The opera slash musical is overwith, Goombella! GOSH! You don't even have that good of a singing voice either! Actually, have you ever thought of getting an arm transplant? I totally heard a few weeks ago at the hospital that they just received two big meaty claws and they're willing to pay a volunteer to receive a transplant of these so they could test how a species' body parts works with a different species' body parts!" Peach suggested in a somewhat smart way for once, but this ticked off Goombella again.

"Big...meaty...claws? What do I look like, a crab!? YOU ARE SUCH AN IDIOT! I know I always wish I had arms and hands, but you know what? I'VE COME TO ACCEPT IT NOW! I WAS BORN THIS WAY HEY, I WAS BORN THIS WAY HEY, I'M ON THE RIGHT TRACK BABY I WAS BORN THIS WAY!" Goombella sang again.

"Will you stop singing already!? And I can see right through you, you're so desperate to be a part of society that I'm sure you'd even do the big meaty claws transplant!" Peach yelled.

"No, I wouldn't! Stop saying such stupid stuff and grow a brain for once!" Goombella yelled back.

"BIG. MEATY. GIANT. MOTHER. FREAKING. CLAAAAAAAAAAWWWWWWWWWWWWWS!" Peach screamed louder than ever. Goombella growled and kicked Peach in the kneecap, making her yelp in pain and fall over on her back.

"Ooh! A kick to the kneecap is always a perfect way to slow your opponents down! What's Goombella going to do next now that Peach is down?" Melody said in excitement and suspense.

"Owww...Goombella! You better not have broken any bones otherwise, I'm making you pay for the surgery!" Peach yelled and was also overreacting since Goombella's kick wasn't that powerful. She lifted her head up and saw Goombella re-entering the ring again, this time with her shoe.

"Hey Peach, I found your shoe! I'm, like, so generous aren't I? Here...TAKE IT!" Goombella said and threw the shoe right at Peach's face. The crowd cheered and chanted Goombella's name this time. Goombella evilly cackled in success and started pouncing on Peach's body repeatedly. At that point, there was nothing Peach could do to retaliate since her whole body was hurting at that point.

"Aaaaaaand I think we have a winner, folks! GIVE IT UP FOR GOOMBELLA GOOMBA!" Melody yelled and the crowd's screams filled the entire area. Peach groaned and slowly managed to stand herself up.

"Oh...Goombella won? And...I lost? Oh...looks like I'm heading to the underworld then...where I'll never get to see Mario and my friends ever again...and all of my billion coins as well..." Peach said in sadness. Goombella caught this and actually started to feel a bit bad now, regretting everything that she said towards her.

"Wait a second Melody! Could you...maybe have Peach come with me instead of sending her to the underworld? I mean, I know she, like, totally lost and all but she did pretty good at trying to destroy me and I don't really hate her..." Goombella begged a little.

"Weeeeeellll...eh, I don't see why not. Besides Peach, knowing you, you'll probably end up getting yourself killed sooner or later, so I'll probably see your soul very soon, probably in less than a month. But anyways, that was a great fight you guys, I really enjoyed it all. I'll send you back to the mansion, safe and sound. Oh...and if I EVER catch you guys in my conservatory room ever again, I will rip your bodies in half and throw the remains in a meat grinder! MWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!" Melody evilly laughed at the last part and suddenly, Peach and Goombella were transported to the bottom of the staircase in the basement.

"Um...wow, talk about issues! I wonder if she was ever sent to an insane asylum when she was alive?" Goombella asked.

"Goombella? I, um, want to apologize about what I said and did to you back there. I didn't really mean it...I was just really frustrated with everything that's been happening and I think I was too focused on winning..." Peach said in slight embarrassment.

"I'm sorry too, Peach. Even though you have a lot of dumb moments, you always make each situation funny and light, whether it's intentional or not! Promise that we'll never ever do something like that to each other again?" Goombella asked.

"I promise!" Peach answered and the two hugged each other, creating a rare, happy moment.

But suddenly, the ceiling crashed open, scaring the holy hell out of them.

"HOLY SHIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIT!" Goombella screamed.


DIXIE AND FIRE BRO:

"Fire Bro? Wake up dude! You've been asleep for like 20 minutes!" Dixie yelled, shaking the maniac hard. Fire Bro's eyes slowly opened and he started coming to.

"Are we out of the hell mansion yet? Did we get the gem and celebrated our success by eating shrimp?" Fire Bro drowsily asked.

"Um...no. We're still here. I was waiting for you to wake up so we can finally get a move on and look for the others...well, that's only assuming if the poltergeist of chaos and doom has settled down in the kitchen and dining room," Dixie explained and helped him stand up.

"Sounds just lovely. Ooh! Look at that big flower over there! Its petals look positively scrumptious!" Fire Bro suddenly said in excitement and pointed to a very tall flower with big red petals that was in a small patch of dirt. Fire Bro went over to it and sniffed it.

"Huh. I didn't even notice that there! Sure seems pretty bigger than your typical flower. I wanna find out what kind of seeds were used to plant this, that way I can buy some and show it off to my neighbors!" Dixie schemed and laughed.

"Hmm, there's something very odd about this flower. I just feel like it could come alive and gulp me down its stem any second!" Fire Bro said in worry.

"Why do you say that? It's just a flower. It's not like a ghost can possess it and make it come to life, it doesn't work like that...unless...what I'm saying is actually false and using reverse psychology and fan fiction logic, that flower IS going to come to life and try to murder us with its leaves!?" Dixie gasped and backed away.

"OH MY GOD! CONSPIRACY THEORY! EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEKKKKKKKKKKK!" Fire Bro screamed and ran around in circles. He eventually tripped over on himself and landed on the flower.

"Boy, you better get yo' fat ass off of my body!"

"Huh? Who said that? Don't tell me there's another ghost nearby, waiting to cause havoc!" Dixie shrieked.

"Naw girl, that was me, the flower! Now tell your screw loose of a friend to get the hell off of me before I REALLY get pissed off!" The flower yelled again. Dixie helped Fire Bro up and the flower returned to its original position.

"Wooooaaaahhhh, you seriously can talk!? Talk about trippy! Are you sure we're not on drugs?" Fire Bro asked.

"Of course I can talk, dummy! This is the freaking Mario world, where clouds have eyes and mushrooms give you 'super powers'! It ain't so far-fetched to believe that things like plants can talk, is it?" The flower asked.

"Eh, she has a point. Chapter 6 in Paper Mario had a bunch of plants interacting with Mario and others, so I guess it's not TOO shocking. Where are your eyes though? How can you even see us?" Dixie asked.

"My eyes are invisible. I can see y'all right there in front of me, and I also see a skeleton ghost rising from the ground, ready to cut yo' heads off!" The flower warned. Dixie and Fire Bro turned around and screamed when they saw the skeleton ghost fly right towards them. They jumped out of the way before the ghost could even touch him.

"GAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH! WHAT IS ALL THIS RACKET UP THERE!? HEY FLOWER BITCH, YOU BETTER NOT BE HAVING A PLANT PARTY LIKE LAST TIME! I NEED MY SLEEEEEEEEEEEEEP!" The skeleton ghost roared.

"Girl, bye! I ain't having no party, I'm just conversin' with those two weirdos over there. It's the first time we've had live visitors since that sexy green-clothed dude came along over a decade ago!" The flower explained.

"Eh? Oh, them? Well, what the hell brings you two over here, specifically in this garden? Don't you realize that I need my sleep!? I GET VIOLENT AND PSYCHOTIC WHEN I DON'T GET MY SLEEP!" The skeleton ghost roared again and stomped the ground, creating a tiny earthquake.

"Boy, when do you NOT need sleep!? You need sleep everytime you breathe! Quit acting like yo' ass got PMS!" The flower insulted.

"Um...we're here because we need to search for the platinum gem so we can save the world from possible doom. Have either heard about it and know where it is?" Dixie asked.

"Platinum gem? Yes...I have heard about it. And you need it to save the world? Don't tell me Bowser is 'attempting' to take over the world again! We all know how that's going to end!" The skeleton ghost answered.

"Not Bowser, it's a purple alien named Tatango, or something like that! Yeah, this guy wants to take over the world but in order to stop him, we need to find 9 gems that will unlock the way to this mystical item called the Crystal Star Rod which should help us defeat him," Fire Bro explained.

"Interesting! Sounds like an RPG quest, if you ask me! Okay, I know where the gem is and I'll help you out only on one condition..." The flower led on.

"Yes! We'll do anything!" Dixie said in excitement.

"Water me! My poor roots haven't been watered in months and I'm starting to dry up faster than a raisin in the Sahara desert!" The flower exclaimed.

"Months? Why hasn't bones over there done the deed?" Dixie asked, raising her eyebrow.

"BECAUSE I HATE WATER! It's exactly how I died! I was driving my car one night, jamming to some Toadney Spears music, when all of a sudden this deer ran out in the middle of the road so I swerved and crashed into a lake and drowned! THAT STUPID DEER! IF I EVER SOMEHOW FIND THAT SON OF A BITCH, I'M GOING TO RIP ITS ANTLERS OFF AND SHOVE IT UP ITS ASS!" The skeleton ghost raged yet again.

"...You are one VERY disturbed and messed up ghost. Anyways, we'll do it, we'll water you," Dixie said in agreement. She went over to the hose, turned the water on and sprayed all around the flower.

"Ah, so refreshing! Teehee! This can really calm and relax you, you know! You should try it bonesy, maybe it will get you to stop acting like a psychopathic rageaholic sometimes?" The flower joked and laughed.

"Oh bite me, flower bitch! Oh wait, that's right, you can't since you have no teeth! HAHAHAHA! Not so high and mighty now, are ya?" The skeleton ghost retorted.

"Well...at least I'm pretty!" The flower said, attempting to come back with something witty.

"Okay, I think that should do it. Now tell us where the gem is!" Dixie demanded.

"Okay, the gem is in the basement, in a room called the Secret Altar. King Boo currently holds it and it's going to be tough getting it from him, I can tell you that," The flower explained.

"King Boo!? But...oh...I guess I shouldn't be surprised, considering Luigi DID fight him last time he was here, and there was no way we were going to get the gem that easily, well, not like it's been easy for us so far..." Dixie groaned, shaking her head.

"Yep, and since I'm such a nice person, I'll give you two a shortcut to the basement, that way you won't have to go through that poltergeist tornado of terror and stupidity back in there."

"You? A nice person? HA! In what universe?" The skeleton ghost cackled.

"Thanks dude! We totally owe you one!" Fire Bro said and tried to high five the flower...only to realize that there was no way the flower could high-five back, creating a moment of awkwardness and embarrassment.

"...So anyways, all you need to do is stand still and I'll do all the work!" The flower said. Dixie and Fire Bro looked at each other with confused expressions. The flower pulled itself and a whirring noise was heard. Suddenly, Fire Bro and Dixie were sucked onto the flower. The flower then turned around and spat them back out at an incredibly high speed and they crashed into the walls of the house.

"Good luck, y'all! Try to not get maimed!" The flower shouted.


YOSHI AND BIRDO:

"AGH! GET THE HELL AWAY FROM ME YOU SUPERNATURAL ASSHOLES!" Birdo screamed and swiped one of the cloaked koopas in the neck with the vase shard and then kicked him away. Birdo had surprisingly done an excellent job so far, she had killed around 30 of the koopas and wasn't going to give up until they were all dead.

A few minutes passed by and she killed the last koopa. She heavily panted, dropping to her knees. Birdo was beyond exhausted at this point, and would do anything to lie down in a comfy bed and sleep for hours. It didn't help that she had scratch wounds all over her body from the koopas that were still hurting her and bleeding a little. But of course, she had to keep going on so the second gem could be found, along with Yoshi, whom she feared is probably in a load of pain and terror right now.

"Yoshi! Please answer me! If you don't answer me in 60 seconds, then I'm going to assume you're dead, which means I'll cry my eyes out and sacrifice myself to the demons that roam this place so we can be together again! Damn, I should seriously put that in a story!" Birdo yelled as she walked back into the fortune teller room. She waited a minute for a response, but none came, which made her even more frightened. Birdo tried to open the door, but it was stuck, most likely by a supernatural force. Birdo growled in frustration and began punching and kicking the door, eventually breaking it open with her brute strength.

"Yoshi!?" Birdo screeched and ran into the mirror room. She gasped, not believing what she was seeing.

Yoshi was sitting at a small table, having tea with a dark green colored ghost.

"So I tried to tell her that it wasn't my fault that I ran over her boyfriend, you know? I mean seriously, what kind of car's speed starts off at 100 miles per hour, huh!? What kind of psycho came up with that stupid idea!?" Yelled the green ghost.

"Oh I totally know what you mean! Technology can be such an asshole sometimes! Like this one time, I was typing an essay for school on my computer, and all of a sudden, the thing just freezes out of nowhere! An hour of work down the drain, just like that! I was so angry that I gulped the computer down and threw the egg into Bowser's bedroom window!" Yoshi pouted.

"Are you kidding me right now? THIS is what's been going on ever since Madame Clairvoya vanished and you were dragged into this room? Don't tell me that little twerp over there was the one who caused that to happen!" Birdo angrily stated.

"Oh hey Birdo, when did you get here? Woah! Why do you have so many scratches on your body?" Yoshi asked, not aware of Birdo's distress.

"You didn't hear me barging in!? And I have scratches because I was facing a freaking army of cloaked koopas that came from nowhere! Thanks for your help honey, I really appreciate it!" Birdo raged.

"I'm really sorry Birdo, but I was just having too much with Greeny over here. Did you know that, in his human life, he was so bad that he got kicked out of military school? Talk about extremely extreme!" Yoshi said.

"I. Don't. CARE! We are leaving right now!" Birdo yelled and stomped over to Yoshi, grabbed his hand and dragged him out of there.

"Awwwww, you're such a killjoy! Well, bye Greeny! Hopefully I'll see you in the afterlife!" Yoshi yelled as he left with Birdo.

"Bye Yoshi! Send me a postcard you kawaii dinosaur, you!" Greeny replied and chuckled.

Yoshi and Birdo made their way downstairs to the basement. As they reached the bottom floor, they saw Peach and Goombella standing there and then they were startled by a sudden crashing noise from above. They looked up and saw Luigi and Daisy crash through the ceiling and land on the floor, dust everywhere.

"HOLY SHIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIT!" Goombella screamed.

"Well...um...that was very...unexpected..." Birdo commented awkwardly. Peach and Goombella turned around, hearing Birdo.

"Oh! Hey you guys, we're SO glad to see some alive faces finally! You'll never believe all the hell we went through..." Goombella explained.

"Trust me, I think we will. Looks like those two have been in the situation as well..." Birdo said, pointing to the couple on the floor.

Then, one of the doors down there opened and out came Waluigi, Rosalina, and DK.

"What is going on out here!? Wait...Daisy? Luigi? What happened to you two?" Rosalina asked in shock, noticing that the two had bloody marks all over their bodies along with the dust.

"Um...we slipped...and fell into the wall...and then we took a ride through the inside of the walls and ran into a bunch of cobwebs and spiders and luckily ended up here. Not one of the best rides I've ever been on," Luigi weirdly explained.

Next, Dixie and Fire Bro crashed through the walls near the top of the staircase and fell all the way down to where the group was.

"Owwwwww...I really wish that dumb flower could've provided us with safety gear before having us crash through the walls and getting hit by multiple wood beams! I'm surprised we haven't had a concussion!" Dixie yelled.

Just when you thought the random pop ups were over, Toad and Toadette crashed through the ceiling right next to the hole where Daisy and Luigi crashed through.

"OWWWWWWWWWW! OHHHHHH, MY STOMACH! GAH, DON'T BE SURPRISED IF I THROW UP BLOOD ANY TIME SOON!" Toad screeched, holding his stomach tight.

"So...um...wow. This is incredibly coincidental. What the in the world happened to all of you guys?" DK asked in total confusion.

EOC.

Next chapter will have the gang attempting to break into the secret altar to get the gem. But of course, they're going to need a plan if they wanna succeed...

And yeah, I kinda rushed the Yoshi/Birdo segment because I was incredibly tired last night working on this and I really wanted to get the chapter in on time, and it doesn't help that this week has been hectic as hell.