Toady and Blue: Both of you are correct, but there's another love triangle that will be happening as well, and it's pretty unexpected but there will be hints of it this chapter.

"WE'RE IN THE POKEMON WORLD!? OH MY GOSH, I AM SUCH A POKEMON FANATIC! DID YOU GUYS KNOW THAT I HAVE EVERY SINGLE POKEMON GAME EVER RELEASED PLUS I HAVE CAPTURED EVERY SINGLE POKEMON ON ALL OF THEM!? IT TOOK ME YEARS TO DO IT, BUT WHEN I ACCOMPLISHED MY ULTIMATE GOAL, MY LIFE WAS COMPLETE! I'VE NEVER FELT SO ALIVE!" Bombette loudly cheered and licked the grass out of sheer excitement.

"Eww! That is so totally gross!" Pauline yelled in disgust.

"Seriously? The gem we have to find is in the freaking Pokemon world out of all places in the universe!? This adventure just keeps getting crazier by the second!" Dixie complained.

"Girl, stop being so heated! Pokemon is awesome and we should all be thankful that we're exploring in a place that's part of a legendary video game series!" Mona interjected.

"Pokemon is a terrible game series that should've never been invented. It's one of the reasons why the current generation has become house dwellers and obsessed with the industry," Parakarry criticized.

"Okay, can someone shoot this guy already? Him and his 'unpopular opinions' are really starting to piss me off!" Kammy yelled.

"I'll gladly do it. Everytime he says an unnecessary unpopular opinion, he's going to get blasted by an egg grenade! Heh heh heh!" Kazooie snickered, climbing out of Banjo's backpack.

"I'd be careful about that if I were you. Parakarry is a lot tougher than he looks so he could easily rip the feathers off your skin and wear it as a costume!" Watt advised.

"Oh please. He nor anyone else would dare attack me, unless they want me to stick a clockwork Kazooie bomb down their pants!" Kazooie laughed harder this time.

"Well, nobody's coming for you anyways because we'd get sued by PETA if that were to happen," Goombario smirked.

"WHAT DID YOU JUST SAY!? COME HERE YOU LITTLE SHRIMP!" Kazooie exploded in anger and chased Goombario around.

"Hahahaha! This is definitely going to be quite a wild ride!" Bowser Jr. cackled.

"WOAH! Bowser Jr.? Wendy? Larry? How the hell did you guys get here? I thought I told you to stay back at the hospital!" Bowser said in confusion.

"Well, we wanted to, but...we REALLY felt the urge to come along and help you guys out. Plus, it was going to be totally boring staying at the hospital, waiting for you guys to get back!" Larry explained.

"Ugh...whatever. Fine. But you better not get in the way!" Bowser warned.

"Alright you guys, Arfur said that the gem is located in Goldenrod City and if my memory is correct from playing Pokemon Silver, it shouldn't be too far from here. When we get there, we're gonna have to ask the people around about the gem so we know exactly where to go," Daisy instructed and everyone nodded. They all started heading forward, admiring the scenery.

"You played Pokemon Silver, Daisy? You should try Crystal, it is SO much more fun and less bland. Plus, the second generation is miles better than the first. I don't care if any of you morons disagree, I am right, and you are wrong!" Waluigi sputtered.

"So, what kind of pokemon do you guys think we'll see here? I hope we see Oddish! Oddish is, like, the best grass type pokemon there is!" Goombella said in excitement.

"Oddish doesn't appear on Route 34! They appear in Ilex Forest. Besides, Bellsprout is WAY better, have you seen the leaves on those sexy creatures?" Toad said, starting to drool.

"The fact that you think a Pokemon is sexy tells me that something is VERY wrong with you. What do those people call it when someone is attracted to Pokemon? Is it Pokephilia?" Wario teased.

"HEY! That is so not funny! There's nothing wrong with finding a creature beautiful as long as you're not doing 'inappropriate' things with them...wait...oh god, I just put that image into my head!" Toadette shrieked and smacked her forehead.

"You put that into ALL of our heads! Thanks a lot, midget!" Wendy scowled and gave her a thumbs up.

"Oh great, here comes non-legacy again trying to put her stupid two cents in. Bitch, my headband is older than you and your brothers' Wikipedia page!" Jojora insulted.

"And how is that something to be proud of exactly? You seriously give yourself a lot more praise than you really need," Birdo commented then rolled her eyes.

"Okay, but you and Yoshi have been together for two decades now and Yoshi still hasn't wifed you. Do I sense relationship problems?" Bowser laughed.

"YES! YOU BETTER GO IN ON HER, BOWSER! BEAT THAT TRANSGENDERED BIATCH DOWN!" Wario cheered on.

"Shouldn't you be working the cash register at McDonalds right now, Wario?" Diddy joined in on the argument.

"At least I don't have a girlfriend that wears extensions for hair!" Wario retorted.

"At least he actually HAS a girlfriend. When was the last time you dated anyone?" Kooper defended.

"The shots have officially been fired!" Charmy commented.

"STOP CALLING, STOP CALLING, I DON'T WANT TO TALK ANYMORE! I LEFT MY HEAD AND MY HEART ON THE DANCEFLOOR! EH EH EH EH EH EH STOP TELEPHONIN' ME! EH EH EH EH EH EH I'M BUSY!" Lady SaSa randomly sang.

"Oh my freaking god, we're not even 5 minutes into this world and already people are starting to argue with each other. This is gonna be one long mission..." DK groaned and shook his head.

"Well dude, this IS a large group of people that includes many different personalities, so it was to be expected," Mario said.

"Hmph! Says the guy that's unfaithful to his soulmate!" Yoshi pouted.

"What do you mean by that, Yoshi?" Peach asked.

"Uhhh he means that...umm...OH LOOK! IT'S PIDGEY!" Daisy suddenly yelled and pointed towards the sky. Everyone saw a few Pidgeys swooping nearby.

"Man, those birds look so free, soaring high in the sky like that! I wish I could fly. I'd travel the world if I could do that!" Fire Bro fantasized.

"Oh, so you wanna fly, huh? Come on, I can show you what it really feels like!" Charmy yelled and grabbed Fire Bro.

"Wait, what are you doing!? STOP IT! GET OFF ME! HEEEEEEEEEELP!" Fire Bro screamed for mercy as Charmy lifted him high into the sky.

"Bye Fire Bro! Have fun on your trip!" Bombette cheered and waved.

"Can we please get a move on? I swear, if the world ends because of all of you arguing about nothing, I'm going to zap you until you turn into charcoal!" Watt threatened.

"I'm sorry, who are you again? Aren't you the girl that went to my high school that no one liked and always had orange juice thrown at her?" Bowser Jr. snickered.

"Bowser Jr., do you even have a mother? NEXT!" Flurrie came to the rescue.

"This is coming from the girl who's weighed over 9000 pounds since the land before time. Please re-evaluate your life," Kammy also joined in.

"OKAY STOP IT RIGHT NOW! WE NEED TO FOCUS ON GETTING TO THE CITY AND GETTING THE GEM! I WOULD REALLY APPRECIATE IT IF ALL OF YOU WOULD STOP ARGUING EVERY SECOND BECAUSE ALL IT DOES IS JUST ANNOY THE REST OF US WHO ACTUALLY WANT TO DO THIS AND IT JUST SLOWS EVERYTHING DOWN!" Rosalina exploded. Everyone widened their eyes at how angry she got. It was a little bit scary since Rosalina was usually so calm natured.

"...Um...right...sorry Rosalina. I didn't mean to...get caught up in all that..." Wario shamely replied.

"She's right, though. We need to keep our focus together so we can get all the gems as soon as possible so we can make it before Tatanga even begins the world domination plan," Luigi added. Everyone nodded and understood, and the rest of the walk was surprisingly quiet.

Five minutes passed by and they all reached the location of Goldenrod City. Everyone stared in awe at the vast amount of buildings and how modern and pretty they looked. The radio tower was the tallest one out of all of them, and it caught everyone's attention quickly.

"Wow, this definitely looks exactly like it does in the games! It totally reminds me of New Pork City!" Goombella said in shock.

"Alright we're here, so I guess we just ask random people to see if they know about the gem and where it could be?" Amy asked.

"Yes. Since it's located here, obviously SOMEONE has to know about it so this should be a piece of cake," Daisy answered in confidence.

"Wait, there's going to be cake? But I'm not even hungry!" Peach gasped.

"Oh my god, let's just do this before Princess Pin-Head says anything more stupid!" Pauline harshly yelled and stomped ahead of the group.

"PAULINE! How could you talk about Daisy like that!? YOU ARE SO RUDE!" Peach yelled. Everyone else groaned and smacked their foreheads.

The group walked up to a girl that was sitting on a bench in front of some store, reading a magazine. She looked like she was a young adult.

"HEY YOU! You better tell us where this yellow gem is located at, and you better not lie to us because we know it's here, blondie!" Diddy yelled and got in her face.

"AAAAAAAHHHHHH! WH-WH-WH-WHAT DO YOU WANT FROM ME!? I DIDN'T DO ANYTHING WRONG! I SWEAR, IT WAS MY FRIEND WHO STOLE THE DONUT FROM THE GROCERY STORE YESTERDAY, NOT ME!" The girl yelled and started to shake nervously.

Toad raised his eyebrow and pushed Diddy to the back. "I apologize for that. My name is Toad and these here are all my friends...well, some of them are. Anyways, do you know anything about a gem that is yellow colored? It's rumored to be located in this city but we don't have any idea of its exact location."

"A...yellow colored gem? Um...no, I don't think I have. Sounds very weird, if you ask me. What do you guys need it for?" She asked.

"We need it to save our world from an alien who's going to blast half the people into dust," Parakarry revealed right then and there.

Mona thwacked Parakarry on the back of the head. "IDIOT! You don't just go around and telling people our secret like that!"

"Keeping secrets is so overdone in today's society," Parakarry blandly responded. He was then blown away by a grenade egg shot from Kazooie.

"You need it to...save your world? Uhh...heh heh, right, I'm just gonna...go over there and pretend like this disturbing conversation never happened," The girl awkwardly laughed and started to walk away. Daisy ran in front of her.

"WAIT! Please, I know this all sounds extremely weird, but we NEED this gem badly. It's for a good cause and if we don't find it...I don't know what we're gonna do," Daisy explained with a hint of sadness in her tone. The girl looked almost sympathetic when she heard this.

"Well, like I said, I know nothing about this gem...however, there's this girl named Whitney. She's a pokemon gym leader who practically runs this city, other than the government of course, but you can't meet the government easily. If anyone would know about some kind of legendary gem that's apparently located in this city, it'll probably be Whitney," She answered.

"Ah, Whitney! She's, like, one of the best gym leaders ever! Did you guys know that her Japanese name is Akane, and that she used Nidorina in the anime but not in the games? THE MORE YOU KNOW!" Bombette annoyingly informed.

"She can't be considered one of the best gym leaders ever if she uses that cheap Rollout move like 700 times in every single battle she does," DK scowled.

"Whitney...of course! That actually makes sense. Thank you very much! We really appreciate your help!" Daisy thanked and shook the girl's hand. The girl brightly smiled in response, waved to the others, and walked away.

"Alright, now, Diddy! What the hell was up with you getting all up in that girl's face like that!? Talk about rude!" Dixie criticized and shook her boyfriend by the shoulders.

"Isn't that what you're suppose to do when you desperately need to know something?" Diddy questioned while scratching his head.

"NO! That's not what any normal person does! You're suppose to do it like Daisy did, so the person won't run off and call the cops on you!" Dixie explained.

"I don't blame him, I would've done the same thing honestly," Bowser spoke, crossing his arms.

"Well, no shit, sherlock. You'd get up and interrogate in anyone's face, even if it was for something small, like a missing box of Oreos!" Goombario barked.

"You better shut your mouth unless you want me to shut it for you!" Bowser threatened, his face turning red.

"Ugh, I'm already starting to get a headache from all this arguing. Does anyone have Motrin on them?" Vivian asked while rubbing her temples.

Parakarry flew back to the group, looking charred. "You know what? I like this look on me. It's very indie and makes me stand out. What do you guys think?"

"I think that you're a dumbass," Wendy answered with a bored expression.

The group took another five minutes walking through the main path of the city, admiring all the beautifully designed stores and houses and taking in the warm and relaxing weather. They were surprised to not see any pokemon yet since it was known that some people had them as pets and would take them everywhere.

"I see the gym over there! It's labeled 'Gym'...um, wow, that's pretty specific if you ask me. They couldn't come up with a better name to put on the building though?" Amy complained as she pointed to the right. It was a smaller path that led to a building that was larger than the others.

The group ran over there and reached the gym in a minute. The doors automatically opened for them and in they went. As soon as they entered, they encountered an incredibly pretty girl with pink-ish hair that looked like she was about to leave.

"Oh my! You completely scared me! Uh...what can I do for you guys?" Whitney shrieked, feeling overwhelmed by the large amount of people she saw.

Kazooie ran to the front of the group. "YOU BETTER TELL US WHERE THE MOTHERFUCKING GEM IS RIGHT NOW YOU LITTLE SLUT OR ELSE SO HELP ME I WILL-"

BZZZZZZZZZZZT!

Watt zapped Kazooie and the bird was immediately knocked out.

"Ugh! Those pills are wearing off a lot sooner than they're suppose to! Excuse me," Banjo yelled and dragged Kazooie out of the gym by her feet.

Daisy shook her head, feeling more hopeless about getting the gem by the minute. "I am TERRIBLY sorry about that. Please, do not listen to a word she just said. Anyways, we need your help. We are looking for this yellow gem and we heard that you may know of its location. It's supposedly shaped like a lightning bolt. Do you know where we could find it?"

Whitney grew a smile on her face. "Why, actually, I know exactly what you're talking about and I know of its whereabouts!"

Everyone gave a sigh of relief. Finally something good happens on this chaotic mission!

"Excellent! Now tell us where it's at you kawaii girly girl, you!" Bombette weirdly complimented.

"I WILL tell you it...but only on one condition. One of you must fight me in a gym battle and win. Only then, will I tell you the location of the gem," Whitney proposed with a smirk.

"WH-WHAT!? Now you listen to me you little homewrecker, we are in a dire situation right now so don't you dare think that we're gonna waste our time playing your little game! TELL US RIGHT NOW OR ELSE I'LL CREATE A FAKE RUMOR ABOUT YOU AND MAKE SURE EVERY GOSSIP SITE KNOWS ABOUT IT!" Jojora threatened, waving her arms about.

"Wow. And you say that I'M the mega bitch," Wendy laughed.

"SHUT UP JOJORA! Look, don't listen to what she says. We won't make that happen, promise. But why do you want us to fight you just so we can get the info on the gem? Isn't that kind of unnecessary?" Birdo questioned.

"Because I haven't fought a single person in months! I've been so bored out of my mind that I've been thinking of retiring from this, but at the same time, I don't want to. I wanna experience that feeling of fun again battling pokemon, you know? I also wanna get more experience for my pokemon too. I want to make them stronger..." Whitney explained with a depressing sigh.

"Okay, I guess we kind of understand that but...we don't even have a pokemon on us! How are we suppose to fight without one!?" Kooper freaked.

"Looks like you're gonna have to capture one then! The routes around the city have pokemon galore. Also, if you need any pokeballs, there's a shop close to here that sells them. I'm giving you all 24 hours to find a pokemon and come face me. Think you can handle it?" Whitney asked, still smirking.

Everyone seemed unsure about this deal, but Whitney was the only person they knew that seemed to know about the gem. She was their only shot at this point.

"Ugh...fine. We'll do it. We'll be back before you know it," Daisy sealed the deal and shook hands with Whitney.

Right after that, Fire Bro crashed through the ceiling of the gym and landed on the ground beside them.

"OH MY GOD! FIRE BRO! Are you okay?" Dixie shrieked and came to his aid.

"What the hell!? How did he crash through the roof!?" Whitney asked in shock.

Charmy came flying through the hole. "I told him to stop shaking! The dude was scared out of his mind, but I don't see why. I mean, it's not like flying high in the sky is going to kill you or anything."

Fire Bro opened his eyes and stood up. A grin grew upon his face. "WOW! That was totally awesome! Did you see the way I burst through the roof and landed like a professional? I should seriously become a stuntman, I would make millions off of it! By the way, does anyone have any Twix candy bars on them? I am STARVING for one!"

"Well, looks like psycho boy is officially back in the game," Pauline said.

Everyone exited the gym and walked to the shop that was easily noticeable from where they were standing.

"Alright, so we need pokeballs to capture the pokemon, but they're gonna cost money. Unfortunately, our coins aren't going to be of use for this since they don't use that currency, so...what are we gonna do?" Mario asked the group.

Bowser raised his hand and grinned evilly. "I've got just the plan."

Bowser entered the shop with everyone else and walked to the cashier.

"Woah, aren't you an exotic looking pokemon! How may I help you sir?" The cashier asked, surprisingly not looking scared by Bowser's appearance.

"HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! HE THINKS BOWSER IS A POKEMON! THAT IS JUST TOO FUNNY!" Yoshi rolled on the floor in laughter.

Bowser growled at Yoshi then turned his attention back to the cashier. "Yeah, I wanna buy some pokeballs. Do you have any in stock?"

"Why, yes we do! Each pokeball costs 200 Pokedollars. How many would you like?" The cashier nicely asked.

BAM!

One punch to the face knocked the cashier out with ease.

"Alright everyone, get behind the counter and steal as many pokeballs as you can!" Bowser ordered and some of the group ran in.

"YES! I LOVE STEALING AND GETTING AWAY WITH IT! I use to do it all the time at a jewerly store in Coconut Mall!" Fire Bro cheered.

"Bowser, how could you do such an awful thing!? You can't just hurt an innocent bystander like that!" Rosalina scolded.

"What are you nagging for? We needed those pokeballs, and since we didn't have any money for it, this was the only way to obtain them! Now quit being a Mary Sue and grab some balls!" Bowser replied, rolling his eyes.

"I hate to say it, but Bowser is right, Rosalina. If we wanna get that gem, then we're gonna have to do everything in our power to obtain it. Besides, it's not like he killed the guy. He'll wake up soon and probably won't remember what happened!" Waluigi said in a nicer way than how Bowser did.

Rosalina rolled her eyes. "Waluigi...I don't even feel the gem's aura here! Arfur must have mistaken this place for somewhere else in the Pokemon world. This is all pointless!"

Waluigi widened his eyes. "What did you just say!? Are you saying it isn't here? But...that makes no sense! Do you think it could've been stolen?"

"I don't know, but we have to keep this between us, okay? It's possible that some kind of dark power is blocking the gem's aura, which actually might even be worse than the gem not being here, but anything is possible. I guess we're gonna have to go with this..." Rosalina sighed, clearly not happy about the current situation.

The gang put the pokeballs in separate plastic bags so they would be easier to carry. They exited the store and scanned the area in case anyone were around.

"Okay, even though I'm not proud of what we did, I guess there was no other way to get a pokeball so we can capture a pokemon to battle Whitney," Mario stated with a guilty tone.

"Hee hee, I certainly don't mind! It definitely makes this rescue mission a lot less boring if you ask me!" Kammy cackled in joy.

"Well of course YOU would say that. Oh look at me, I'm Kammy, I'm 200 years old and I work for an obese turtle who can't have any of his plans succeed for shit yet I still work for him because there's nothing better to do with my depressing life since I live alone with my seven cats!" Goombario mocked.

Kammy angrily growled and shot a beam of light out from her wand. Goombario ducked just in time and the beam hit Flurrie, blasting her far away.

"Mother of God, I SERIOUSLY feel like we're in a cartoon sometimes..." Banjo said while shaking his head.

Meanwhile, Flurrie crashed into a large bush in a more foresty part of Route 34. She screamed and struggled to get out of there, thorns poking her and such.

"Oh my, that was quite an interesting ride but the landing could've been executed better though!" Flurrie said while dusting herself off, not at all phased by what just happened.

Just then, some type of monkey with a weird tail poked its head out from behind a nearby tree. Flurrie noticed this from the corner of her eye and almost jumped when she directly looked at it.

"Oh my! You almost scared me, dearie! But my, aren't you just the most precious thing? You must be a pokemon. Hmm...you do seem familiar...are you perhaps...Aipom?" Flurrie asked. The monkey nodded.

"Oh joy! I named a Pokemon correct! This is one of those moments that's too perfect to ever forget, you know?" Flurrie cheered. Right after that, a bunch of Aipoms dropped down from the tree branches above Flurrie and landed in front of her.

"Oh goodness! You must all be friends of that other Aipom! Um...this might sound like a weird question, but how are you suppose to tell a male Aipom apart from a female Aipom? There's nothing physical that I see on your guys' bodies to indicate a difference of gender...wait, what are you doing? Why are you all grabbing me!? STOP! HELP! I AM GOING TO DECLARE SEXUAL ASSAULT IF YOU DON'T TAKE YOUR PURPLE PAWS OFF ME! AAAAAAHHHHHHHHH!" Flurrie screamed as she taken down by the Aipom Army and dragged away.

Back to the main group, they all arrived back in Route 34.

"Alright, everyone has got some pokeballs, correct? Good. Now, we are all going to split up and try to capture a pokemon. After you capture a pokemon, you're gonna have to train it by battling other pokemon so it can become strong enough to battle Whitney's pokemon. Understand?" Daisy instructed and everyone nodded. Then they all broke off into groups.

...

The first group consisted of Mario, Peach, Pauline, Luigi, Daisy, Yoshi, Birdo, Rosalina, DK, Waluigi, Bowser, Kammy, Wendy, Larry, Vivian, Bombette, and Jojora.

"Is there really any point to ALL of us doing this? Why can't we just have Toad go off and capture a pokemon? He's played the game more times than all of us have combined considering he has no outside life!" Pauline complained and kicked the ground.

"Because we need to be 100% sure that we get this info for the gem so all of us have to contribute. Plus, we only have 24 hours to capture and train a pokemon so we're gonna need all the chances we can get," Daisy stated.

"Ugh, whatever. Come on Mario, let's go over to the taller grass area," Pauline demanded and Mario followed her like a dog.

"Uhhh wait for me! I wanna come too!" Peach pleaded and ran after them.

"Sigh...poor Peach. I guess that if we don't tell her Mario is cheating on her for Pauline, she'll figure it out for herself because Mario seems to be paying more attention to Pauline," Luigi said in sympathy.

"Yeah maybe, but forget about that right now, what's going on with you? Ever since we left the mansion, you've been acting different. Is everything okay?" Daisy asked in concern.

"Acting different? What the hell do you mean by that? I'm still the same Luigi you use to know!" Luigi raised his voice.

"You don't need to get an attitude with me! I'm just saying, you've been acting a bit 'cold' ever since then. If there's ever anything wrong, Luigi, you can tell me. I'm your girlfriend..." Daisy said and held his hand.

"There's no need to worry about me, okay? I'm fine. Now if you'll excuse me, I gotta go capture me a pokemon," Luigi responded and quickly walked away. Daisy couldn't help but feel conflicted about this. She knew Luigi was hiding something.

"GET OVER HERE YOU LITTLE PIPSQUEAK! DON'T MAKE ME RIP THAT TAIL OFF OF YOU!" Birdo raged as she chased a Rattata around.

"I got it, I got it!" Yoshi cheered and extended his tongue, grabbed the rat with it, and put it in his mouth. He then spat it out and it hit Birdo in the face. "YUCK! Tastes like brussel sprouts!"

"Ugh...gee, thanks Yoshi. At least I got one now," Birdo said and pulled out her pokeball. She threw it towards Rattata and it got transported into the ball.

"Gotcha! Rattata was caught! Want to give a nickname to the captured Rattata?" Said a random voice.

"WHAT THE HELL!? Who the eff just said that!? COME OUT AND SHOW YOURSELF!" Birdo freaked out.

Meanwhile, Vivian was steading in on a Pidgey that landed near her, poking around at the grass.

"Okay...I can't use any of my abilities on Pidgey otherwise there's a chance it's feathers will catch on fire and I don't want to kill it, so I'm gonna have to rely on pure luck..." Vivian said to herself as she got her pokeball out. She tiptoed closer and closer to Pidgey so she'd have a better chance of capturing it in the pokeball. She raised her right arm up, getting ready to throw the ball...until she accidentally stepped into a spot of mud and slipped, scaring the pidgey away.

"Uggggghhhhh! I was so close too!" She whimpered and struggled to get herself up.

"Hahaha! What a loser! I've already got myself a Pidgey and it was as easy as pie! I think you should leave this to the professionals, sweetie. You clearly can't handle it," Wendy laughed and insulted, making Vivian feel ashamed.

"Don't listen to Mrs. I'm-In-Dire-Need-Of-Plastic-Surgery here, Vivian. She's obviously got something stuck up her ass that's made her even more of a bitch than usual," Jojora said as she came over to them.

"UGH, why do you always have to comment on everything I say? Are you really that obsessed with me? I must be pretty damn amazing to keep my name in your mouth all the time!" Wendy laughed.

"Don't flatter yourself, hun. I'm just doing it because I love tearing you down and watching your pathetic reactions," Jojora retorted.

"Tearing me down? Oh, I'll show you what tearing someone down REALLY looks like!" Wendy said as she cracked her knuckles.

"AAAAAAHHHH! Holy shit, a freaking huge bee just came out of nowhere and almost flew into my face!" Pauline screamed, running out of the tall grass and bumping into Jojora.

"Excuse me, watch where you're going!" Jojora pouted, turning around to Pauline.

"SORRY! I was scared out of my mind because of that stupid bee that jumped at me! GOD, I HATE POKEMON!" Pauline roared.

"Nah, pokemon just hate you. It's probably because your hair looks like it's always covered in dog poo along with that pound of makeup you have on your face," Wendy insulted while smirking deadly.

"At least I actually have hair and at least I've got men fawning over me! Nobody would ever think of going out with some bald twat whose lips are bigger than my hands!" Pauline retorted, walking closer to Wendy.

"Okay, can both of you go flirt with each other somewhere else, you're taking up my breathing space!" Jojora complained, pushing both of the girls away.

"SHUT UP, WHORE!" Wendy exploded and bitchslapped Jojora.

"AH! YOU LITTLE BIMBO!" Jojora screeched and tackled Wendy to the group. Pauline decided to join in on the fight.

"Oh crap, I better get out of here ASAP!" Vivian shrieked and crawled away as fast as she could.

Pauline dug her abnormally long nails into Wendy's skin as Jojora pulled on Pauline's hair in hopes of ripping it off while Wendy continously kicks Jojora in the face with her disgusting feet. The girls roll over each other and Jojora shoves Wendy's face into the muddy grass while Pauline bites into Jojora's arm. Wendy retaliates by strangling Jojora as Pauline shoves a bunch of grass into Wendy's mouth. Mario comes out of the tall grass and screams as he sees the epic catfight.

"MAMMA MIA! Stop it right now before you girls kill each other!" He shouted and dragged Pauline away.

"SHE STARTED IT!" The girls yelled at the same time with Wendy pointing at Jojora, Jojora pointing at Pauline, and Pauline pointing at Wendy.

Mario smacked his forehead. "It doesn't matter who started it, just knock it off already! Besides, let's face it, Pauline would've easily won, you two don't stand a chance against her, sorry to say."

Pauline smiled and laughed in cockiness after he said that. Jojora and Wendy looked at Mario with confused expressions. Peach witnessed and heard everything and she was also confused and a little suspicious.

DK, Rosalina, Waluigi, and Bombette were some feet away, doing their own thing.

"I see a Spearow on that tree branch over there! If I aim just right, I can use my magic to put it to sleep and I can capture it with ease. Should I go for it?" Rosalina asks with uncertainty.

"Well duh! You've got a clear shot at it! Plus, Spearow is waaaaaaayyyyyyyyy better than Pidgey!" Waluigi obnoxiously said.

"Is that why Pidgey has an extra evolution over Spearow plus Pidgeot's stats are higher than Fearow's besides speed and attack? Let's not act stupid here," Bombette interrupted.

"Oh shut up! Pidgey is the blandest Pokemon ever created! It looks like exactly like your everyday bird and always has a scowl on its face like it just smelled Wario's farts!" Waluigi yelled in response.

"Bland? This coming from the guy who is a douche to everyone? You're incredibly one dimensional!" Bombette pouted.

"Alright guys, enough. Break it up. Let's focus on our objective here," Rosalina interjected. Suddenly, the Spearow swooped down and attacked Rosalina in her face like a wild tiger.

"AAAAAAAHHHHHH! SOMEONE DO SOMETHING!" Bombette cried, running around aimlessly.

DK came in and gave a mega punch to the back of the Spearow's head and threw it behind him.

"Ugh...DK. My face hurts so much! Does it look bad?" Rosalina asked. She had scratches all over her face, plus the top of her hair was messy.

"Um...you look...great. Yeah. Sure. Let me help you up," DK lied and grabbed her hand to help her stand up. He felt how smooth and soft her hand was. It was so gentle-like and it made him feel a bit warm inside.

"DK? You can let go of my hand now," Rosalina spoke. DK broke out of his trance and swiped away his hand.

"Oh! Sorry...you're okay though, right?" DK asked.

"I will be. Thank you for saving me. You are so kind..." Rosalina complimented with a bright smile. DK smiled back and was trying hard not to blush. Ever after what he said to Yoshi after the mansion, he still had feelings for her.

Bombette walked over and interrupted the scene. "Wow DK! You knocked that ugly bird out like a professional wrestler! You are so awesome. The girls must go crazy over you!"

DK now blushed, no longer having the will to hold it in anymore. "Gee, thanks. Are you a big fan of me or something?"

"Oh, a HUGE fan! I have all of your games plus I ALWAYS play as you in the Smash Bros. games," Bombette said, giving off a stalker-ish vibe.

DK started to feel a bit uncomfortable now. "Oh, that's...interesting."

"Come on, let's take a walk so you can tell me all about your zany adventures," Bombette gestured and grabbed his hand to come with her. DK didn't want to seem rude by declining so he just went with it.

Rosalina raised her eyebrow in concern. "Huh, that was a bit odd..."

Waluigi rolled his eyes. "Ugh, those two seriously need to get a room." He then aimed to throw his pokeball at the knocked out Spearow, but another pokeball came out of nowhere and transported (or whatever kind of word you're suppose to use for it) it into the pokeball successfully. Larry came in out of nowhere and swiped his pokeball away.

"Ha! Thanks for the free pokemon, dude!" He laughed and dashed away.

"HEY! GET BACK HERE YOU WEASEL!" Waluigi roared and chased after the koopaling.

...

The second group consisted of Toad, Toadette, Diddy, Dixie, Wario, Fire Bro, Goombella, Goombario, Koops, Kooper, Parakarry, Watt, Bowser, Kammy, Bowser Jr., Amy, Charmy, Banjo, Kazooie, and Lady SaSa.

"MONA, WILL YOU GET THIS MOTHER FREAKING BULLDOG OFFSPRING THING OFF OF ME ALREADY!?" Wario screamed as Snubbull was biting into his enormous butt.

"I'M TRYING! This thing is too tough! Just one of the reasons why I'm never going to buy a dog for as long as I live!" Mona shouted as she gave it her all to pull the Snubbull off of him. After another minute of struggle, Mona finally got it off of him, revealing a large tear in Wario's pants, and accidentally threw the Snubbull backwards and it landed on Amy's head.

"AAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHH! I'M BEING DEVOURED!" She screamed for dear life and ran off.

Mona got her pokeball out and took a chance and threw it towards Amy. It just barely hit the snubbull and it got transported into the ball.

"Come on...come on..." Mona whispered, hoping that Snubbull would be caught for good. The pokeball stopped moving and made a 'click' noise. "YES! I got myself a Snubbull! Wait...I got myself a Snubbull? Ugh, why did I do that for!? I didn't even want a dog!"

"Then just give it to me! These stupid pokemon keep running away from me everytime I try to approach them!" Kammy demanded.

"Probably because you have a face that not even God would love," Goombario snarked and ran off laughing.

"No thanks. I captured it, so I have to keep it. Besides, it's only gonna be for a while..." Mona said and picked up her pokeball.

"Pfffff! You were just lucky that you caught it without hurting it, Mona! Watch out how a real pro does it!" Bowser said and kicked Watt in the behind.

"OW! Bowser, what the hell was that for!?" The bulb screamed in shock.

"Whoops, sorry! I thought that you were a pokemon!" Bowser cackled.

"Yeah right! TAKE THIS!" Watt yelled, grabbed a rock, and threw it at Bowser's face.

"OWWWWWWWWWW! HOW DARE YOU TRY TO MESS UP THIS GORGEOUS FACE!?" Bowser raged, picked up the rock, and threw it to Watt. She ducked just in time and the rock hit Amy in the head instead.

"Yoooooow! Okay, I am so done with this place! Peace y'all!" Amy grunted and began to walk off. As she walked near a bush, a wild Hoothoot came out and began pecking Amy in the head repeatedly. She screamed again and ran, eventually falling into the nearby lake.

"Dude, are you even going to help us out with this?" Kooper asked, walking up to Parakarry who was sitting against a tree, reading some indie magazine.

"Didn't I already say it before? I hate pokemon so therefore I will not participate in capturing them. You all are doing just fine anyways," Parakarry non-chalantly replied.

"Whatever man. But there is something seriously wrong with your brain," Kooper shook his head and walked away.

Lady SaSa was sneaking up on a Jigglypuff, who was rolling around in the grass. She got as close as she could, and kicked the pokemon hard, knocking it over to the side.

"I CAME IN LIKE A WRECKING BALL! I'VE NEVER HIT SO HARD IN LOVE! ALL I WANTED WAS TO BREAK YOUR WALLS! BUT ALL YOU EVER DID WAS BREAK ME! YEAH YOU, YOU WRECKED ME!" The popstar sang in victory. While she was distracted by her own singing, Jigglypuff got off and stomped the ground in anger. She got out her microphone and began singing.

"Ji-ggly-puff...jiggaly-puff..."

"Aha! I already know how your abilities work, my dear! Since I am the goddess of pop music, I am immune to your ability to put people to sleep with your voice, might I add which is worse than Toadney Spears' voice! WHO RUN THE WORLD? I DO!" Lady SaSa laughed in overconfidence. Jigglypuff pouted at this and smacked the popstar.

"OW! You little whore! You dare smack the queen!?" Lady SaSa shrieked and smacked her back. Jigglypuff smacked her again and they both continued to smack each other for a while.

"Look Toad, I found a Ditto! That's a rare pokemon, isn't it?" Toadette asked in excitement, pointing to a Ditto that was moving around in the larger grass area.

"Well DUHHHHHHHHHH! Have you not played Pokemon before? Ditto is one of the most mysterious creatures ever in the pokemon universe! I'm appalled that you don't know that!" Toad shouted.

"Okay, you don't need get an attitude with me...GOD! I haven't played Pokemon in years so my memory's fuzzy on almost everything..." Toadette said while rolling her eyes.

"I haven't played any of the games past the third generation. Sorry, but the newer games seem incredibly cheap and gimmicky to me," Bowser Jr. entered the conversation.

"...Okay? Good for you then?" Toad said, confused.

"What? I'm bored! I already captured me a Weedle like a few minutes ago. I need someone to talk to. Dad is too busy trying to beat up pokemon to catch them, Kammy is throwing craploads of magic everywhere in hopes of stunning one of them, Larry's too busy being chased by Waluigi, and Wendy's too busy being Wendy," Bowser Jr. complained.

"Aw, Weedle's are so cute! I just wanna pinch their fat noses, haha!" Toadette playfully said.

"Heh heh, right? I wanna keep one as a pet, but I don't think dad will allow it. Plus, it doesn't help that Weedle is poisonous..." Bowser Jr. sighed.

"Oh yeah, that's true...they are poisonous. They're still cute to look at either way. Though, Butterfree is a lot prettier..." Toadette said and started to daydream.

"Okay can we stop this cutesy talk and get on with capturing Ditto already?" Toad impatiently said.

"Okay okay! Here I go..." Toadette nervously said. She threw her pokeball at Ditto and it got transported in. Seconds after though, it escaped with ease.

"Oh no! I thought I had it! Stupid pink blob!" Toadette pouted.

"Weedle! Attack the pink blob thing that looks like yogurt!" Bowser Jr. commanded and Weedle came out of nowhere did his 'Poison Sting' move. Ditto cried out, being knocked over from the hit. It's body then started to turn purple.

"Oh my god! You poisoned it!" Toad shrieked.

"Quick! Capture it now! It's weakened so it'll have less of a chance to escape!" Bowser Jr. yelled.

Toadette got out another pokeball and threw it at Ditto. Toadette waited in big anticipation and her eyes widened when she heard the click sound.

"YES! I CAPTURED THE DITTO! Thank you so much, Bowser Jr.!" Toadette cheered and danced around. Bowser Jr. playfully rolled his eyes.

"Sooooo Goombella! Since we're not gonna be going back to the gym for quite a while, what do you say you and me ditch this joint for about an hour and get something to eat? Eh?" Goombario asked in a 'bad boy' kind of way. Goombella frustratingly sighed and turned around to him.

"Okay, I am, like, gonna tell you this right here, right now, Goombario. I don't wanna go out with you. I NEVER wanna go out with you! You're creepy, obsessive, a smartass, and you're a real jerk to people in general! Plus, you're a lot younger than I am! I can't, like, go out with someone that doesn't click with me! This is, like, getting to be ridiculous, Goombario. I'm sorry, but it's over. I've had enough of this," Goombella stated. Goombario's jaw dropped.

"Y-you mean...you don't like me!? But...how...why...this...WAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHH!" Goombario bursted out crying and ran off. Goombella sighed again, feeling slightly guilty.

"Come out pokemon, wherever you are!" Fire Bro called out and shook a small tree with all his strength. A few apples fell from the branches and conked him on the head.

"What exactly do you think you're doing? You do realize that's just going to make pokemon run away, right?" Dixie said, raising her eyebrows.

"Really? Oops! Pokemon are so hard to figure out...like trigonometry problems!" Fire Bro pouted.

Dixie giggled. "If you say so, freak. But say...you were completely normal after Kylie bashed you in the head multiple times...what was that like? Do you remember?"

"Kind of. I remember my thoughts being monotone and ordinary for once instead of other thoughts like explosions and driving 100 miles per hour then crashing into a pizza delivery car," Fire Bro explained.

"...Interesting. But I have to say, even though the normal you was more tolerable, it was a bit boring actually. I can't believe I'm saying this, but I think I prefer you as insane," Dixie admitted.

"Seriously!? You're like the first person that's ever said to me! I would give you an award but I don't have a single thing on me!" Fire Bro cheered.

"Really? I'm the first person that's ever said that...that's kind of...sweet...in an awkward way," Dixie whispered and smiled.

"Hey all! What's going on over here?" Diddy asked as he rolled over.

"Oh, nothing. Me and Fire Bro are just talking about random stuff. So, did you capture a pokemon?" Dixie asked.

"Yes I did, and it was a Butterfree! It was hard though. That thing may look innocent, but it sure packs a punch. The bastard tried stealing my hat so I had to tail whip it's ass multiple times!" Diddy dramatically described.

"Umm...o-okay, I can do this...this is easy..." Koops said to himself as he saw an Exeggcute resting against a tree.

"WHATCHA DOIN!?" Charmy yelled, scaring the crap out of Koops.

"AAAHHHH! DON'T HURT ME!" He screamed and fell over.

"Huh? Why would I hurt you? I'm not a murderer! Well...not yet at least..." Charmy gave a creepy grin.

"Ummm...I-I-I was just hoping to capture the Exeggcute over there easily since it was resting..." Koops nervously revealed.

"Exeggcute, huh? Interesting choice of pokemon! Do you need any help?" The crazy bee asked.

"Um, I don't think so. All I have to do is throw the ball and hope it will get captured, right?" Koops asked.

"Yep! Just do what you need to do. I'll be right here in case anything bad happens," Charmy replied, moving over to the side.

Koops prepared himself and threw the pokeball at the sleeping pokemon. It got transported and Koops crossed his fingers in hopes of capturing it. The ball clicked and Koops gave a huge sigh of relief.

"YAY! YOU DID IT, MAN! HIGH FIVE!" Charmy cheered and high fived Koops in the face on accident.

"YOU GUYS! You have to see this right now!" Banjo yelled as he and Kazooie rushed over to them.

"What's the problem, talking bear?" Charmy asked.

"It's just...you have to see! Now come on, I don't think we have much time!" Banjo urged. Koops and Charmy looked at each other in worry and ran with them into the woods. Kooper heard what happened, and out of sheer curiousity, ran into the woods as well.

After a few minutes of running, the five stopped and hid behind a large tree.

"Over there...is that who I think it is?" Banjo pointed. Everyone else gasped at the horror they saw.

It was Flurrie, who was tied to a large stick and was rotating over a fire. A bunch of Aipoms were dancing around the fire, as if it was some sort of ceremony.

"AAAAAAHHHHHH! PLEASE SOMEONE HELP ME! I'M TOO BEAUTIFUL TO DIE IN SUCH A TRAGIC WAY!" Flurrie cried for dear life.

"Oh my god, we have to help her you guys! Those psycho monkeys are going to roast and eat her!" Kooper shrieked.

"Where the hell did you come from?" Kazooie vulgarly asked.

"So what's the plan then? What are we gonna do to save Flurrie?" Koops asked.

"Simple. We go in there and attack everything we see! CHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARGE!" Charmy roared and flew in. The others rolled their eyes and went in behind them.

Charmy grabbed one of the Aipoms and threw them out of the area like a football. The other Aipoms noticed this and began to charge towards the heroes.

"EAT MY EGGS, BITCHES!" Kazooie yelled and shot a crapload of grenade eggs out of her mouth. Each ones that hit the Aipoms blew them hundreds of feet away.

"Koops, you're with me! We're gonna get Flurrie out of here! Kooper, you fight these psychotic monkeys!" Banjo ordered.

"Yes sir!" Kooper responded and ran to one of the aipoms. As soon as he touched it, the scenery immediately changed.

"Wild Aipom appeared!" Said a random voice from the beyond.

"Wait, HUH!? What the hell just happened!? WHAT'S GOING ON HERE?" Kooper shouted. Pokemon battle music started playing and the options 'Fight Pkmn Pack Run' appeared right in front of him.

"Ohhhhh, I get what's going on! Uhhh...I guess I'll choose Fight?" Kooper said. The selection changed and the new options 'Shell Toss' and 'Power Shell' appeared.

"WHAT? I only have two moves!? I could've sworn I was upgraded twice on my adventure with Mario last decade...ugh, whatever. SHELL TOSS!" Kooper said and he got in his shell and blasted towards Aipom, hitting him perfectly.

"CRITICAL HIT!" Said the random voice.

"Haha! How do you like them shells!?" Kooper laughed.

"Aipom used Swift!" Said the random voice.

A bunch of stars came out of nowhere and hit Kooper repeatedly.

"OW! HEY! That's not fair, you can't use intergalactic attacks!" Kooper cried, his entire body in pain now. "Okay, using Power Shell is pointless since there's only one of them so I'm gonna have to use Shell Toss again..."

Kooper got in his shell and spun to Aipom, hitting him directly.

"CRITICAL HIT!" Yelled the voice.

"Excellent. One more should just about do it..." Kooper said in excitement.

"Aipom used Fury Swipes!" Said the random voice.

Kooper's eyes widened. "Oh no...NOT THAT MOVE!"

Aipom lashed at Kooper and swiped Kooper's right leg twice and another two times for his left leg. Thankfully, that was all that the Aipom could do.

"AAAAAAAAAHHHHHHH! MOTHERFU...errrrrr...must...finish...the...stupid...BATTLE!" Kooper cringed and chose Shell Toss. He hit Aipom again and the monkey was officially knocked out.

"Aipom was defeated! Kooper gained 191 EXP points!"

"OKAY, CAN YOU STOP WITH THE BATTLE DIALOGUE CRAP ALREADY, I DON'T NEED IT!" Kooper shouted, still in pain.

"We got Flurrie! Come on, let's get back to the others right now!" Banjo yelled and kicked an Aipom in the face that was in his way. Charmy carried Kooper all the way back.

EOC.

This chapter took A LOT of patience and effort to write, which is why it took so long for me to upload. The pokemon that the characters have captured are going to be used not just in the gym fight, but in another kind of event that will happen in a few chapters. Next chapter will have the gang train their pokemon and try out the gym battle.