A couple hours of random violence and chaos passed by and the gang regrouped back in the center of Route 34. The sun was beginning to set.

"Alright, show up hands, who has successfully caught a pokemon?" DK asked. Bowser, Kammy, Wendy, Larry, Bowser Jr., Daisy, Wario, Mario, Pauline, Diddy, Birdo, Toadette, Mona, Jojora, Koops, and Lady SaSa all raised their hands, leaving everyone else to feel ashamed of not getting one.

"Seriously? ONLY SIXTEEN OF US!? But that's...oh, whatever. The pokemon here are assholes anyway. I caught a Hoothoot, but the bastard kept sitting on my head and pecking me! He probably thought my hair was a nest or something!" Daisy groaned, while a few others chuckled.

"Peach, didn't you capture a pokemon? I could've sworn I saw you catch a Caterpie," Vivian pointed out.

"Yeah, I did, but I felt really guilty so I let it go in the wild where it can be free!" Peach happily cheered. Everyone else had questioned expressions.

"You are such an idiot! You're suppose to capture and KEEP the pokemon! That's the whole point of why we're out here!" Pauline yelled and shook her head in frustration.

"PAULINE! Talk about rude! Mario, are you just gonna let her say something so mean to me?" Peach cried.

Mario pursed his lips and looked away from her. "She has a point, Peach. You're not suppose to let it go..."

Peach looked shocked. Usually whenever someone would offend the princess, Mario would back her up, but not this time. Daisy depressingly sighed as she witnessed all this, and felt incredibly sorry that Peach was being cheated on but had no clue of it.

"I'm seriously pissed off that I couldn't capture one damn pokemon! Seriously, I'm the game expert here, I SHOULD HAVE CAPTURED TWENTY OF THEM BY NOW!" Toad raged and kicked Kammy out of frustration.

"OW! You little cockroach!" The witch shrieked and whacked him on the head with her wand.

"Kooper, what the hell happened to you? What's up with your legs?" Birdo asked, pointing to both of his bruised and bloody legs.

"Well, Flurrie got captured by an Aipom Army so me, Charmy, Banjo, Kazooie, and Koops went in there to help her and I got into a fight with an Aipom and the demon scratched up my legs really bad. I don't think I can walk..." Kooper described as he was sitting down, cringing at his wounds.

"I was almost turned into a giant piece of meat! It was quite an interesting experience actually! I wonder how good I would taste..." Flurrie pondered.

"Don't worry dude, I'll be able to carry you. I'm sure you weigh a lot less than Mario so it'd be no problem because Mario has a fat ass that weighs more than my watermelon that I bought last week!" Yoshi scowled.

Mario raised his eyebrow. "I...didn't realize that I was that heavy on you, Yoshi. How come you never said anything to me?"

"Because there's nothing to say! I'm hungry for a pineapple so I'm gonna drop this subject and look around the trees for some! Tally ho!" Yoshi yelled and ran off into the forest.

"Um, okay. That was really weird...and stupid..." Wendy commented.

Dixie shook her head and leaned over to Fire Bro. "I swear, if Yoshi reveals the secret outloud to everyone, I'm going to make him choke on an orange!"

"I'm going to make him choke on my fist! Though, I don't think I would want dinosaur saliva and germs on my hand. Yuckity yuck yuck!" Fire Bro whispered back and Dixie laughed.

"Alright, sixteen people equals sixteen chances, so that actually seems like it would be enough to take down Whitney. However, before we can even face her, we're gonna have to do a lot of training so our pokemon can toughen up for the gym battle. We'll battle it out with other pokemon in the wild," Daisy instructed.

"But that's so boring though! I wanna battle the others here! If we wanna take down Whitney, we're gonna need a REAL challenge so we can prepare ourselves better!" Larry protested. Some of the others nodded in agreement.

"Yeah! Just go home, Daisy! Your suggestions suck!" Bowser Jr. screeched and threw a rock at her, but he aimed badly and hit Bombette instead, making her explode and blew away Luigi who was standing right next to her.

"What in the world!? You...UGGGGGGGGHHHHH! FINE! YOU GUYS JUST DO WHAT YOU WANT! I'M GONNA FIND LUIGI, AND IF YOU HAVE A PROBLEM WITH THAT, THEN YOU CAN KISS MY TAN AND ATHLETIC ASS!" Daisy raged and ran off.

"I would LOVE to do that actually!" Bowser snickered. He was then slapped by Birdo for being perverted.

"Alright, I guess we get down to business then. Let's just try to do this as fast as possible so we can battle Whitney and get this overwith, okay guys?" DK said, but no one paid attention as everyone scattered off and did their thing.

"Hey monkey boy! I challenge you to a duel, right here, right now!" Wario pointed.

"Monkey boy? Dude, we've known each other for years! My name is freaking Diddy, as in P. Diddy, the rapper? Don't tell me all that garlic has caused you memory loss!" Diddy said while sighing.

"Why do people keep on talking about garlic like it's a bad thing? That's it, you've pushed me over the edge! LET'S GET READY TO BATTLE!" Wario exploded and sent out Pineco.

"Eww, what an ugly pokemon! You two are a match made in heaven!" Pauline cringed and walked away.

"Fine, I'll send out Butterfree then!" Diddy retorted, threw his pokeball and out came the majestic pokemon.

"I actually think Pineco is the better looking pokemon here. It really stands out and its body structure is very complex yet intriguing while Butterfree is pretty, but very basic and unoriginal looking," Parakarry commented.

"Okay, I've had it! BUTTERFREE, USE CONFUSION ON PARAKARRY!" Diddy angrily shouted. A few flashes were seen from Butterfree then a large circle came from it and shot towards Parakarry. The mailman was blown a few feet back and got knocked out.

"Thank god you did that. That guy is such a douchebag and tries WAY too hard to be different," Dixie scowled.

"Nice going, monkey boy. But I can do better! PINECO, USE TACKLE ON BUTTERFREE!" Wario ordered. Pinceo leaped from his spot and bashed his body into Butterfree.

"Seriously? You're gonna use TACKLE? Dude, if you want to win, then you're gonna have to use the more advanced moves in your set! Ain't nobody got time for tackle!" Waluigi complained.

"The only other moves I have in the set are Protect and Self-destruct! What do you want me to do, man!? WHAT DO YA WANT ME TO DO!?" Wario yelled and shook his brother by the shoulders.

"DID SOMEONE SAY SELF-DESTRUCT!?" Fire Bro cheerily screamed. He then grabbed Bombette and threw her down in front of him, creating another explosion and blowing the psycho away.

"Um...anyways...I have to admit, that was a decent attack. But it's not going to be enough! Butterfree, use Supersonic!" Diddy said.

...

...

The move failed!

"WHAT THE FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU...DGE!?" The monkey shrieked.

"Diddy, you do realize that Supersonic has a low accuracy rate, right? Even if you aren't a huge pokemon fan, you should still know that by now because I've seen you play the games before," DK interjected.

"Wow DK! You really know a lot about Pokemon! That's kind of...sexy!" Bombette giggled.

"Um...thanks...I guess..." DK nervously laughed in response and backed away from her.

"Supersonic may have low accuracy rate, but when it's performed correctly, the target usually stays confused for quite a while, so I'd say Diddy's move wasn't foolish at all," Rosalina offered her point of view.

"Since when do you play Pokemon?" Waluigi asked.

"Well, I don't play videogames that much in general, but Pokemon is an exception. I like the fact that it has a perfect blend of action and adventure in it," Rosalina answered with a smile.

Goombario bumped into the convo. "Oh please. She's just trying to cater to males! Quit trying to be a 'gamer girl' that all the boys wanna hang out with and be seen as cool, you pretentious wannabe!"

Rosalina backed away in shock. "Why on earth would I play videogames just to be liked by males? Have you ever thought that I just simply enjoy playing them?"

"Yeah, you heard what she said! Take a hike you sexist midget!" Waluigi added.

"Whatever! Good luck with her, Waluigi, but don't be surprised when she screws you over for that steroid monkey over there, because that's what females do, they try to mess with your mind and play the victim whenever they're in trouble!" Goombario angrily speeched and walked off.

"Geez, what the hell has gotten into him? He's becoming worse than Parakarry!" Dixie said, witnessing the strange events that just unfolded.

Goombella walked over to them. "Oh, just ignore him. He's just angry that I told him that me and him are never going to happen. He'll cool down in a while..."

"It's about damn time, girl! He's been talking about you non-stop ever since you left! I was seriously THIS close to shoving myself inside Goombario's mouth and then exploding!" Bombette exclaimed.

"Huh. I didn't know becoming a sexist was how a guy handles rejection. High schoolers can be so stupid!" DK laughed.

"Um...Rosalina? I think Goombario just implied that me and you are in a relationship..." Waluigi told her in an awkward way.

"Yes...he did. Um, I'm just gonna go sit by that tree and meditate..." Rosalina replied in equal awkwardness and walked off. Waluigi frowned a little while DK witnessed all of this happen.

Meanwhile, the battle finally ended with a clear victor.

"YES! HAHA! I WON, BITCHES! BOW DOWN TO WARIO, THE COOLEST OBESE DUDE TO EVER LIVE!" Wario roared in laughter.

"Ugh, he definitely did a number on my Butterfree. I guess I just didn't expect this to be so hard..." Diddy sighed as he transported the beaten pokemon back into his pokeball.

"Don't get down, Diddy. It was just one battle. There will be plenty of more battles coming up so keep your head in the game! And if you need any extra help with that, then I highly recommend you drink this Cool Blue Gatorade that is sold in every grocery and gas store in the nation for only a few coins! Buy one now and you get a free Dixie Kong plushie to go along with it! Warning: Dixie Kong plushie may automatically explode for absolutely no reason and/or may come to life and try to kill you in your sleep. Batteries not included," Dixie cheered as she got out the Gatorade bottle from nowhere and promoted it like she was on a commercial.

"Um...are you on crack!?" Diddy sneered.

Dixie blinked. "Um...I'm sorry Diddy...I don't know what came over me...must've been this Cool Blue Gatorade which I only bought for 3 coins yesterday at Mushroom Mart which also came along with a Dixie Kong plushie!"

Diddy gave her a blank stare. "I'm gonna go chew on my hat now. See ya."

After that happened, Wario was celebrating a little TOO much. He was dancing around and eventually took off his shirt and waved it around. This caused everyone to scream and have their eyes melt out of their sockets.

Okay, not really, but that's what would happen in some alternate universe.

"AAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHH! PUT YOUR MOTHERFUCKING SHIRT BACK ON YOU SICK SON OF A BITCH!" Bombette screamed and exploded out of pure terror/rage/angst/humor.

"Um...yeah, I'm just gonna go find an Aipom and barf on its head," DK said, wide eyed, and slowly backed away.

Toadette and Bowser Jr. were preparing to battle each other.

"You sure you wanna do this? I know you said Weedle was cute and all, but they can easily poison your pokemon which would require a trip to the PokeCenter, which would mean you have to visit those creepy nurses that somehow all look the same in every location in the country," Bowser Jr. said.

"Don't worry, I can handle it! Now let's get this started! DITTO GO!" Toadette said in impatience and released Ditto. Bowser Jr. released his Weedle immediately after.

Toad was watching all of this with a scowl on his face.

"What's up with you, Scowly McScowlerton?" Charmy annoyingly asked as he walked over to him with Amy.

"That should be me fighting right there! Seriously, who knew Pokemon could be such twats? I should've been able to wipe out this entire area, but NOOOOOOOOOOOOO, THOSE STUPID ANIMALS LIKE TO PLAY HARD TO GET!" Toad raged.

"Chill out, mushroom head. These guys seem like they can handle it so you don't even have to go through the aggravating process of training your pokemon! I call that a relief!" Amy said.

"Don't tell me to chill out! I am an expert gamer so therefore there's no excuse as to why I'm having bad luck capturing these demons from hell!" Toad raged even more and kicked the grass.

"Aww, does someone need a good bashing in the head so they can go to sleep and stop being annoying?" Charmy half-teased.

"NO I DON'T! And I'M annoying? Look who's talking! What are you two even doing here, anyways? Why aren't you back in Station Rectangle or whatever it's called back with Sonic and friends?" Toad irritatedly asked.

"Because me and Charmy wanted to take a trip to the Mushroom World since we haven't been here in years, but unfortunately, we got caught up in that mess with Tatamba or whatever his name is and now we're here cause we wanted to help since we would feel guilty if we just left you guys to deal with this mess," Amy explained in sincerity.

"I see...so how did you guys get here anyways?" Toad asked.

"Through the warp pipe center in Exploding Banana City. Apparently, the entire city is a warp region considering the portal that leads to here!" Charmy answered.

"Hmm...interesting...hey, you wanna know how you guys can REALLY help? Give me that Piko Piko Hammer," Toad said, extending out his arm.

Amy raised her eyebrow but gave it to him anyways. Then, out of nowhere, Toad bashed Charmy in the head with it.

"What the hell did you do that for!?" Amy shrieked.

"I need a way to relieve my rage, and this is the perfect way to do it!" Toad hysterically answered and bashed Amy with the hammer as well. He crazily laughed and ran off.

"Ditto, use Transform!" Toadette ordered, and then the pink blob suddenly shaped itself into Weedle. Bowser Jr. was astonished by this.

"WOW! That's pretty cool! Now check this out! Weedle, use Poison Sting!" Bowser Jr. yelled and Weedle shot out a needle from it's body and hit the other Weedle.

It's not very effective...

"That's right. Since Weedle is poison type, it won't hurt him well. Um...Bowser Jr.? Maybe this was a bad idea..." Toadette said and sighed.

"Huh? Why? I didn't poison your Pokemon! Please don't be mad at me!" Bowser Jr. shrieked.

"No! It's not that! It's just...this battle is pointless because both of our set moves for Weedle are the same and it will take forever for one of them to go down. Ugh...I am so stupid...I should've never captured Ditto in the first place..." Toadette said in disappointment and returned Ditto back into the pokeball.

"Well, uhh, to be honest, Ditto IS extremely useless...hell, he's more useless than that Trial Mix item in The Thousand Year Door! But it's a rare pokemon so you should keep it as a trophy or something," Bowser Jr. advised.

"Yeah...you're right! Ditto, outside of battle, IS pretty mysterious and valuable. Thanks Bowser Jr., you're a lot nicer than I thought you were!" Toadette smiled brightly.

"H-HUH? No...no I'm not! I'm not nice at all! I'm one of the biggest jerks to ever exist! Don't you dare tell anyone that this happened or else I will sneak into your bathroom and steal all your bars of soap!" Bowser Jr. roared and ran away, leaving Toadette confused and shocked.

The next battle that was going on was Mario vs. Bowser.

"Bwahahaha! So Mario, you wanna battle me for old time's sake, I see? Well, I'll have you know that I've captured the most powerful pokemon here so your chances of winning are incredibly low!" Bowser cackled in confidence.

"Just throw the damn pokeball already!" Mario rolled his eyes and threw his. Drowzee came out.

"Oho! That's Drowzee! That's one of the best pokemon to have! You da man!" Banjo cheered as he was sitting next to Kazooie on the grass.

"Why does that thing look like an elephant? Is it some sort of offspring or did they spray paint themselves yellow and black because gray is a boring color?" Peach asked.

"You know what? That's actually a very interesting question. What if these things ARE offspring from elephants? What if elephants 'mated' with other species, causing these things to be born? What if all these other pokemon are the results of interspecies mating? What if I'M the result of interspecies mating!?" Kazooie started to freak out and her train of thought began to go out of control and eventually crashed into a building, killing millions of people. It made the worldwide news.

"Will you calm down already? Here, eat this popcorn that I grabbed out of thin air, hopefully it will keep you quiet for the rest of the chapter," Banjo groaned and shoved a bag of popcorn in front of her face.

"Seriously now? You can grab popcorn out of thin air, BUT YOU CAN'T GRAB BIRD SEED OUT OF THIN AIR!? YOU ASSHOLE!" Kazooie exploded and shot Banjo with a grenade egg, blackening his entire body.

Banjo gave a blank stare and coughed. "Sometimes I really wonder why I hang out with you."

"Hmph. It's an interesting pokemon, I'll give you that. But mine blows yours out of the water! GO BEEDRILL!" Bowser yelled and threw the pokeball. However, he threw it too hard and hit Mario in the face.

"Whoops! That was an accident! No joke!" Bowser shrieked in actual concern. Meanwhile, Beedrill came out and flew back to his master.

"Hey, that's one of those things that attacked me a while ago! Ugh, you better tear that ugly wasp apart, Mario!" Pauline demanded.

"Uhh...yeah! Rip its head off and make Bowser eat it!" Peach said, trying to upstage Pauline, but failed since everyone gave her disgusted looks.

"Alright, let's do this. Drowzee, use pound!" Mario commanded. Drowzee leaped from its position and slammed into Beedrill, knocking it backwards.

"YES! I'm so happy! You won Mario!" Peach cheered and clapped her hands.

"The battle just started, moron!" Pauline screeched.

"Why do you always have to be so rude? Were you bullied when you were a kid? That's probably it!" Peach gasped.

"N...no, I wasn't! Just mind your own business, blondie!" Pauline yelled in defense while shifting her eyes back and forth.

"Beedrill, use Fury Attack!" Bowser yelled and the bee pokemon slashed Drowzee with its arm stinger things a few times.

"Damn, that took a lot of damage. Come on Drowzee, hang in there! I believe in you!" Kazooie cheered on as she munched on her popcorn in suspense.

"Drowzee, use hypnosis!" Mario shouted. Drowzee's snout rose and a few circles shot out of it and hit Beedrill. It was then put to sleep.

"HAHA! How do you like them apples...err, circles!?" Pauline said.

"WHAT THE FUDGE!? Wake up, you stupid bee! I COMMAND YOU TO WAKE UP! GAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHH!" Bowser roared so loud that the ground shook.

"Ahhhhhhh! Earthquake!" Peach screamed and ran around in circles, then tripped over herself and faceplanted in a puddle of mud.

"Drowzee, use Pound again!"

Drowzee did the same as before; slammed his body into the sleeping bee, which didn't wake it up.

"GOD FREAKING DAMNIT! WAKE UP YOU STUPID PIECE OF SHIT!" Bowser raged and kicked Beedrill. Now THIS woke him up. Beedrill let out a loud growl and turned around, clearly angry at the idiotic Koopa.

"Uh oh...I don't like the look of this..." Bowser gulped and then ran for his life, screaming like a girl. Beedrill immediately chased after him and caught up to him with ease. Everyone else cringed at the horrific beatdown they witnessed right after.

"Yowch! Looks like he ain't gonna be using that arm for a while!" Kazooie commented.

"Congratulations Mario! You indirectly beat one of the freakiest pokemon ever!" Pauline cheered and hugged him. She then felt a hard thump on her head which made her fall over.

"OW! What in the world...?" She yelled and looked up to see Toad standing over her with the Piko Piko hammer. "What the hell did you do that for you little twerp!?"

"I'm venting out my anger! And also, I really just don't like you," Toad unshamefully admitted and hit her in the head with the hammer again.

"Toad, stop it! Sit boy, sit!" Mario shrieked but was ignored as Toad hit him in the stomach.

"Ugh...oh hey, looks like you won Mario! Let me give you a congratulatory kiss!" Peach called out as she got up from the mud puddle and dizzily walked over.

"Oh my god, it's a mud monster!" Toad screeched in fear, seeing the mud that was splattered all over Peach's face. Toad hit her right in the cheek, causing Peach to get knocked out.

"Hey hey hey! Calm down you jackass or you're gonna face my eggs of fury!" Kazooie threatened.

"NO! I STILL HAVE MORE ANGER TO RELEASE! YOU SHOULD UNDERSTAND BECAUSE YOU'RE FULL OF ANGER ALL THE TIME FOR NO REASON! YOU'RE A HYPOCRITE BIRD...A HYPO-BIRD! HEY GUYS, I JUST CAME UP WITH A NEW NAME!" Toad screamed and sped off before Kazooie could bitchslap him.

"My god, how do his friends and family deal with that annoying voice of his? It's more headache inducing than yours is, Banjo!" Kazooie wailed.

"Gee, thanks Kazooie for the boost of confidence," Banjo grouched.

The next battle going on was Jojora vs. Larry.

"So, my sister tells me that she completely destroyed your ass a while ago, eh?" Larry said with a smirk.

"Oh please! Your sister is all bark and no bite! She can't even put on her own makeup right!" Jojora yelled in defense.

"True. One time, she put on so much makeup that she looked like a goth chick and I couldn't even recognize her. I actually thought someone had broken into our house and wanted to 'goth' me up so I hit her with a frying pan until she yelled and said that she was Wendy. Then I kept on hitting her for scaring the life out of me," Larry reminisced.

"Congratulations. Now can we get this battle overwith so I can obliterate another member of the Koopa family?" Jojora said, getting out her pokeball.

"Hahaha! Feeling a tad overconfident, are we? Fine then. SPEAROW, I CHOOSE YOU! Even though I have no other pokemon to choose!" Larry said and threw the pokeball and out came Spearow.

"Go, Aipom!" Jojora yelled and unleashed Aipom from her pokeball.

"GAH! That's the pokemon that slashed my legs! Get it away from me!" Kooper screeched and kicked off his shoe which hit Jojora in the head instead of the Aipom.

"OW! Hit me right in the ear!" Jojora groaned.

"Kooper, calm down. The Aipom can't hurt you as long as you don't aggravate it," Vivian said as she sat down next to him. She saw the bloody wounds on his leg and gasped. "Oh my goodness! That monkey really did a number on you, didn't it? You must feel so bad..." She then rubbed his shoulders in comfort, making Kooper smile.

"Wait a second here! Kooper...can you not walk because of those wounds?" Watt asked as she walked/floated over to them.

"Um...yeah. Whenever I try to stand up, my legs hurt incredibly bad and then I fall right back down. The pain of it all!" Kooper said in exaggeration.

"Oh you poor thing! If you ever need anything, just let us know and we'll do it, okay? We'll always be there for you!" Watt cheered with a bright smile. Kooper smiled even more at this, instantly getting many ideas.

"AIPOM, USE SCRATCH!" Jojora yelled a little too loud. Aipom leaped forward and scratched Spearow right in the face.

"Spearow, use Peck!" Larry commanded. Spearow flew over to the monkey and pecked him right in the head with its beak.

"Time to take it up a notch! AIPOM, USE SWIFT!" Jojora yelled in a very unnecessary loud way. A bunch of stars swooped down and crashed into Spearow.

"Dude, there is no need to shout so damn loud! Your pokemon can hear you just fine!" Watt said in annoyance.

"Mind your own beeswax, bulby! I can do anything I want, you ain't the boss of me!" Jojora responded immaturely.

Goombario walked into the scene. "Why is it that women are always so catty with each other? Is it because they know they are inferior to us males so therefore they're taking out their anger on their own gender?"

Jojora put her hands to her hips. "Excuse me? Did you say what I think you just said?"

"Well well well, looks like we've got a sexist running around here! I'm disappointed in you, Goombario. I thought you were smart enough to not act like a douchebag," Watt sighed.

"Oh please! You know what really disappoints me? FEMALES! All they ever do is screw you over and like to crush your heart into a million pieces because they think they can get away with it, just because they're female!" Goombario complained.

"Hey! Stop with the generalizations, you jerk! Not every female is like that!" Vivian got caught in the convo as well.

"You're really starting to piss me off, buddy. Is someone mad that they can't score with women because they're a socially awkward loser who has no friends and no future?" Jojora got in the braniac's face.

"I wouldn't be talking if I were you, considering you like to expose everyone's private stuff all over the internet for money and fame! YOU'RE NOTHING BUT A DESPERATE, LOW-LIFE, SELF-CENTERED BRAT!" Goombario exploded in anger.

"THAT IS IT! AIPOM, USE SWIFT ON THIS UGLY BITCH RIGHT NOW!" Jojora also exploded in anger.

Stars came swooping down from nowhere again and chased after Goombario. The goomba shrieked and pulled Watt in front of him, all hitting her everywhere on her body.

"Ow ow ow ow ow ow! I didn't know stars could hurt this bad!" Watt screeched in pain. Jojora pushed Watt out of the way and gave Goombario a super kick to the face, sending him flying away.

Kooper just laughed at the entire situation. "Sorry Goombario, but you brought that ALL onto yourself!"

"Ha! Now, where was I?" Jojora laughed in accomplishment and turned around. She gasped when she saw her Aipom lying on the ground, knocked out cold.

"I win, I win, I win! Who's the man? I AM!" Larry squealed, jumping up and down.

"But...but...how did you..." Jojora stuttered.

"Oh, I just used Fury Attack on the crazy monkey and that did him in. I was super lucky that Spearow attacked five times with it! Thank the stars, or God, or Buddha, or Mewtwo, or whatever kind of deity exists in the Pokemon world!" Larry cheered.

"Okay, anything with the word 'Fury' in it is officially evil," Kooper declared, referring to the Fury Swipes that injured his legs.

"I HAVE FURYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY!" Toad screamed as he randomly came into the scene and bonked Kooper on the head with the hammer, scarring him even further.

The next battle happening was Birdo vs. Kammy Koopa.

"Rattata, go!" Birdo yelled and unleashed the rat creature from her pokeball.

"Go, Heracross!" Kammy yelled and released the bug horned pokemon.

"Ooh! That's a rare pokemon you got there! I remember spending six hours trying to find Heracross back when I played Pokemon Gold but I had no luck! All the stupid grass gave me was a bunch of Rattatas and Pidgeys! GAG!" Fire Bro shouted as walked over to the battle area. His body was blackened due to the Bombette explosion.

"That's because you have to headbutt a certain tree in order to find Heracross, not search in the grass, you dum dum!" Toad yelled as he ran over to him and smacked the psycho with the hammer.

"Go Birdo! You got this! There is no pressure at all! None whatsoever! Yep, everything here is definitely non-pressuring so there's no need to be nervous!" Yoshi overdid the confidence boost while clapping his hands.

"Haha! Do you really think that small rodent can defeat this big guy? You might as well give up now!" Kammy snickered.

"No way! This is good first-hand experience so I'm going all the way! RATTATA, USE HYPER FANG!" Birdo commanded. Rattata leaped off the ground at a high speed and slashed its teeth across Heracross' face.

A critical hit!

Heracross flinched!

"Wait...WHAT? NO! I command you to attack, you creepy little turd! NO FAIR!" Kammy complained and stomped the ground repeatedly.

"Rattata, use Hyper Fang again!" Rattata did the same move as before and attacked Heracross with surprising power.

Heracross flinched!

"You little bitch! THIS IS NOT SUPPOSE TO HAPPEN! If this keeps up, he'll go down without even making a move!" Kammy started to panic.

"Rattata, use Hyper Fang once again!" Rattata did the same as before and Heracross looked pretty beat up after the attack.

Heracross flinched!

"Yes! One more hit and it should go down! If I had pom poms with me, I would totally do a cheer!" Yoshi squealed in excitement.

"If I had pom poms with me, I would eat them!" Fire Bro unnecessarily added.

"Okay, enough playing around! If the stupid pokemon can't fight because of some stupid move, then I'm gonna have to do the fighting myself! TAKE THIS!" Kammy yelled and pointed her wand at Rattata. A magic beam blasted out of it and blew Rattata backwards.

"Hey, you can't just do that, that's cheating, you old hag! Only pokemon are suppose to attack each other in battle, those are the rules!" Birdo fumed.

"Yeah well, screw the rules! Rules are meant to be broken, tranny!" Kammy cackled.

"GRRRRRRRRRR! Fine. You wanna play it that way? Let's do it. Rattata, use Hyper Fang on the witch bitch!" Birdo got even more ticked off at this point. Rattata ran towards Kammy and leaped.

"Oh no you don't!" Kammy yelped, waved her wand, and instantly disappeared. Rattata hit the ground and rolled over on himself. Kammy reappeared and cackled in delight. "Hee hee hee! Didn't expect to see that coming, did ya?"

Birdo was getting tired of this hag screwing around with her. She had to get her back somehow. Just then, a light bulb appeared over her head, indicating she had an idea. Then Fire Bro came over and ate the lightbulb, resulting in him screaming as he cut his mouth and tongue.

Birdo grabbed her bow and flicked it, having the bow swing around like a boomerang. Kammy was too shocked by the surprising move to make a quick reaction so she got mashed in the head with the bow. The bow flew back to Birdo, who had a big smirk on her face.

"Ow...you...YOU'RE GONNA PAY FOR THAT!" Kammy screamed, her face getting red now. She unleashed another magic beam from her wand but her aim was off and it hit Yoshi instead. An octopus suddenly appeared on Yoshi's head which freaked and grossed everyone else out.

"AAAHHHHH! GET IT OFF ME! GET IT THE HELL OFF ME!" Yoshi shrilled and threw the octopus onto Fire Bro by accident.

"Teeheeheeheehee! Aww, it's giving me a hug! It loves me, you guys!" Fire Bro laughed as the octopus attached itself to the psycho's body.

Just as Kammy was about to throw another magic attack, Rattata bit into Kammy's left foot, making the witch squeal like a female anime character.

"EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEKKKKK! THAT'S IT, I GIVE UP! YOU WIN!" Kammy yelled in hopelessness and rolled around the grass trying to get the rat off.

"Yay, you did it! And for winning, you win a prize!" Yoshi cheered.

"Oh really? And what is this so called prize that I get?" Birdo asked, raising an eyebrow.

"A kiss from Yoshi!" He cheered again and gave a big smooch to his lover. Birdo blushed hard, never imagining how her life could be without Yoshi.

The sixth battle that was happening was Wendy vs. Koops.

"This is going to be a piece of cake! No way am I going to lose to some weakling who probably can't even lift five pounds! You might as well give up now to save yourself the embarassment!" Wendy mocked.

This hurt Koops a lot, making him feel bad about himself. But he knew that he couldn't let Wendy get to him otherwise she would win.

"Don't listen to her, Koops! Just keep your focus on the battle, dearie! And you better have chosen an extravagantly beautiful pokemon, otherwise I'm gonna have to question your taste in looks!" Flurrie called out from the sideline.

"Like, quit being so superficial! Choosing which pokemon to capture isn't all about beauty, you know. I should know this because I had a Milotic in my Pokemon Emerald game and I entered a beauty contest, and I lost by a landslide! Those video game characters had such weird standards!" Goombella said.

"Okay...I...I can do this. I WILL do this. Go...EXEGGCUTE!" Koops yelled and released the egg pokemon from the ball.

"Oh my goodness, are those all EGGS!? I wonder what would happen if you were to crack them open and cook the insides on a frying pan?" Flurrie asked in bewilderement.

"Wouldn't that be a type of cannibalism?" Goombella responded in confusion.

"Wow. You have a bunch of eggs for a pokemon. LAME! Go, Pidgey!" Wendy released the bird pokemon from the ball.

"You call Exeggcute lame, yet you have Pidgey, the most unoriginal and basic pokemon ever created? SHAME ON YOU!" Toad screeched as he appeared out of nowhere and smacked Wendy with the hammer.

"OWWWWW! GET OUT OF HERE YOU LITTLE FREAK!" Wendy yelled, rubbing her head in pain.

"Okay...um...Exeggcute, use Barrage!" Koops yelled, not completely confident of his choice.

An orb suddenly formed and flew into Pidgey, knocking it back a few inches. Another orb appeared and crashed into Pidgey again, and then a 3rd orb appeared and did the same thing.

"Not bad, Koops! Keep it up and you just may have the potential to get into the Pokemon...League...heh...hahaha...BWAHAHAHAHAHAHA! OH, WHO AM I KIDDING, IT'LL TAKE YOU DECADES TO GET INTO THAT PLACE! HAHAHAHAHA!" Flurrie exploded in laughter. She was then headbonked by Goombella for being obnoxious.

"Hmm. Not a bad move, but it ain't gonna get you far. Pidgey, use Quick Attack!" Wendy ordered. Pidgey flew up and dashed into Exeggcute at a high speed, knocking them all backwards.

A critical hit!

"Oh no! That really hurt it...but I can't give up just yet. It's only the beginning. Exeggcute, use Reflect!" Koops said. A flash was seen coming from Exeggcute.

Exeggcute's defense has been raised way up!

"Seriously? A defense raising move? How pathetic! You are a total moron for not using an attacking move! It's all about power, how else do you think you win pokemon battles and gym battles? Moves like that don't mean crap! Whatever, Pidgey, use Gust!"

Pidgey spun around and flapped its wings, creating a small gust of wind that crashed into Exeggcute.

It's super effective!

Koops gulped. His pokemon were on the brink of defeat now.

"I hate to admit it...but she's right. I'm losing right now so I have to come up with a better strategy...I got it! EXEGGCUTE, USE HYPNOSIS!" Koops raised his voice. A bunch of circles shot from Exeggcute and hit Pidgey, putting him to sleep.

"Huh? What did you do? Pidgey...wake up! WAKE UP YOU STUPID BIRD! DON'T DO THIS TO ME, MAN!" Wendy cried in worry.

"Yes! Now finish the bird off, Koops! GO KOOPS, KOOPS, HE'S OUR MAN! IF HE CAN'T DO IT, THEN SOMEONE ELSE SURELY CAN!" Goombella cheered.

Koops smiled in victory. "Exeggcute, use Barrage again!"

One orb. Two orbs. Three orbs. Four orbs this time, all hit Pidgey, damaging him to his weakest state now.

"NO! I can't believe it...I'M BEING BEATEN BY A TOTAL WUSS WHO'S THE SAME SPECIES AS ME! WHY WHY WHYYYYYYYYYYYYYY!?" Wendy pouted.

Then a sound was heard. Pidgey woke up!

"What? How could he have woken up already!?" Koops gasped.

"YES! Time to make a comeback! Pidgey, use gust again!"

Pidgey did the same as before as he blasted the gust over to Exeggcute, knocking them right out and depleting all of their HP.

"YES! I WIN! How does it feel to be a loser once again in your life? Why did you even come on this mission if you know you can't handle anything that comes at you?" Wendy insulted and scoffed at the poor Koopa.

Koops clenched his fist and started shaking as he stared down at his defeated pokemon. He wasn't mad at the fact that he lost, he was mad that Wendy was making fun of him and making him feel worthless. It immediately reminded him of all the terrible times that he was bullied and mocked back in school and how the people there made him feel like he was a nobody, someone that should just die and be forgotten.

"Uh oh, I have a feeling something is about to go down, my dear! We should take cover!" Flurrie shrieked.

"Hell no! I wanna see Koops take down that wretched monster!" Goombella insisted.

"Do you know what, Wendy? All you ever do is insult everyone and try to bring them down just to make yourself feel better. But you wanna know the real truth, though? You're scum. You dare have the audacity to make me feel bad about myself, all because you have a bunch of insecurities that you like to take out on people instead of standing up and taking control of them like a strong person should. You are disgusting. You are worse than Bowser is! You resemble everything that made my school life a living hell! Why don't you just try growing the hell up for once instead of being a total tramp to everyone that isn't you!? You ask me why I'm here if I supposedly can't handle anything, well I could ask the same to you. Why are you here if all you do is argue and fight with people, HUH? Are you really that desperate for attention that you have to piss people off just to create unneeded drama? That's one of the stupidest things anyone could ever do," Koops angrily stated, shocking the life out of Goombella, Flurrie, and Wendy. He then stomped off.

"Oh my golly goodness! I believe you just got told off, my dear friend!" Flurrie laughed in delight.

"Sucks to hear the truth, doesn't it Wendy? Doesn't feel so good being on the other end, huh?" Goombella also laughed.

"Just...SHUT THE HELL UP, BOTH OF YOU!" Wendy screamed and started to sob. She ran off in the opposite direction.

The next battle going on was Lady SaSa vs. Mona.

"My dear, before we start this battle, I have to ask you something, do you own any album of mine whatsoever?" Lady SaSa asked.

Mona looked confused, wondering what a random question that was. "Um...no...I don't think so."

"Then I shall refuse to go easy on you! GO JIGGLYPUFF!" The popstar screeched and sent out the puffball.

"Pfff, whatever! I can totally win without anybody's help! I am a champion at winning, don't you know? Losing is not an option for me!" Mona bragged.

"You're delusional, you're delusional, girl you're losing your mind! It's confusing yo, you're confused you know, why you wasting your time?" Lady SaSa sang.

"UGH! Fine, let's just get this show on the road then! GO SNUBBULL!" Mona yelled in frustration and sent out the dog pokemon.

"Awww, how cute! He looks a lot like my ex-boyfriend, except cleaner looking! Alright, let's start this. Jigglypuff, use Pound!" The popstar ordered. Jigglypuff leaped forward and slammed her body into the Snubbull.

"Nice move...FOR AN AMATEUR! Snubbull, use Bite!" Mona shouted. Snubbull ran forward at a high speed and chomped its teeth onto Jigglypuff.

"DAMN, HE IS DIRTY TO THE BONE! BEWARE OF THE DOG! YOU BETTER REACH OUT AND TOUCH MEEEEEEEEEEE!" Lady SaSa sang in surprise.

"What the hell are you doing? Are you on acid or something?" Mona asked, more confused than ever now.

"I use to do acid, but then I went to rehab and downgraded to cocaine. It's a work in process! JIGGLYPUFF, USE SING!" Lady SaSa spun around and pointed forward.

...

...

The move failed!

"HUH!? NOOOOOOOOO! HOW COULD THIS HAPPEN TO ME!? I MADE MY MISTAKES, I'VE GOT NO WHERE TO RUN! THE NIGHT GOES ON AS I'M FADING AWAY!" She cried-sung out while dropping to her knees.

"Okay, you are officially the weirdest person I've ever met in my life. Can we just get this overwith so I don't have to hear your horrible singing voice? Snubbull, use Tackle!" Mona groaned in annoyance. Snubbull ran forward and attacked the puffball intensely.

"Damn you and your stupid pet! I'm at a disadvantage here...but if I wanna win this, I'm gonna have to take a risk like Beyonce did when she released her album exclusively to iTunes a while ago. Jigglypuff, use Sing again!"

The move succeeded with Jigglypuff doing her infamous song. Snubbull fell asleep right away.

"Damnit! I hate all singers!" Mona pouted while crossing her arms.

"Hahahaha! Now we can really get this battle rolling! Jigglypuff, use your fatness to pound that bitch into oblivion! MWAHAHAHA! I CAN'T BE TAMED!" Lady SaSa laughed like an evil witch.

Jigglypuff did as she said and smashed into Snubbull like a wrecking ball.

A critical hit!

"UGH! Snubbull, wake up already! I'll give you a...um...doggie treat if you do!" Mona pleaded in desperation.

"You're just gonna have to wait till he wakes up, girly! That's the rules of Pokemon! Did I sound smart there or what? I'm totally getting the hang of this!" Lady SaSa squealed in happiness.

"Don't call me 'girly,' my name is Mona, and don't you forget it!"

"I forgot it."

"Forgot what?"

"Your name."

Mona smacked her forehead. "You know what? Just...hurry up and defeat my pokemon already. I'm getting a huge headache from this and I just want this stupid battle to end so I can lay down and calm my nerves."

"I thought you said losing wasn't an option though?"

"This is an exception! Now go on, do your worst!"

"Uhh, okay then? Jigglypuff, use pound again!"

Jigglypuff did the same thing as before and Snubbull was at its lowest HP now.

"I don't get it. How can a pokemon be brutually attacked twice yet still not wake up? I mean, if I was stabbed while I was sleeping, I can bet you 56 coins I would wake up and scream my lungs out!" Mona complained.

"Why the hell would you bet 56 coins? That's such a random number! That's even more random than Nintendo releasing the WiiU without any excellent games to go along with it!"

"Because 56 is my favorite number! Now go, it's your turn to attack again!" Mona said with impatience.

"Fine. Jigglypuff, use Pound one more time! ONE MORE TIME! WE'RE GONNA CELEBRATE! OH YEAH, ALRIGHT! DON'T STOP THE DANCING!"

Jigglypuff repeated the same move as before and Snubbull was officially defeated.

"That was a fine battle! You did an excellent job, Monique. I wish you and your pet the best of luck in the future!" Lady SaSa bowed in honor.

"My name is MONA, not Monique! And you just got lucky with that Sing move!" Mona scoffed.

"Did I just hear some singing over here!? You do NOT sing while I'm venting my anger!" Toad shouted as he ran over to the girls and thwacked Lady SaSa in the head with the hammer. Toad then fell backwards and fell asleep, clearly worn out from the rage releasing.

Daisy was searching in the foresty parts of Route 34 for Luigi.

"Luigi! Honey, if you can hear me, then respond!" Daisy shouted at the top of her lungs.

"Right here..." called out a weak voice that was certainly nearby. Daisy ran over to her left a bit and saw Luigi sitting against a tree with his head hanging low.

"Luigi? Are you okay? Did that explosion hurt you a lot?" Daisy asked and sat down next to him.

"No, not a bit..." Luigi responded in an almost sad tone, still not looking at her.

"Oh, good! But...something else seems to be wrong here. What's going on?"

"I just...I'm sorry for the way I've been behaving recently. When I defeated King Boo, I became such a cold person. King Boo reminded me of how cowardly and weak I can be. He represented everything that I hated about myself. So after I defeated him, I just thought that maybe if I didn't express any emotions to anyone, I would become, you know, more confident about myself and less paranoid about every single thing...but all it ever did is just make me feel odd and uncomfortable with myself. It's hard to explain. I'm sorry for being distant to you and the others earlier..." Luigi sniffled and finally looked up to her.

"Oh Luigi! You don't need to put up a front! Plus, there is no way in hell you are a coward! Do I have to remind you of the fact that you saved your brother all by yourself a long time ago, IN A HAUNTED MANSION? Very few people would do something like that. Besides, even if you were cowardly, that doesn't change the fact that I love you. Nobody is ever perfect," Daisy consoled and rubbed his shoulder. This is the first time in a long time that Luigi had felt truly happy. Daisy's care and affection for him was purely genuine and there was no way he could deny it.

As they leaned in for a kiss, they were interrupted by a shout.

"HEY DAISY! GET OVER HERE AND LET'S BATTLE!" The shout was Pauline.

Daisy grunted. "And of course the bitch ruins a perfect moment. Come on, let's get this overwith."

Daisy walked out of the woods with Luigi to find Pauline standing there with an impatient look on her face, tossing her pokeball up and down. Mario was standing next to her, smiling, completely head over heels while Peach saw all this and was clearly worried.

"Uhh, Pauline! So you wanted to battle me, huh? Why me out of the all the other fourteen?" Daisy asked.

"Because I know you, Daisy. You and I both like a challenge, and I know for sure that you'll have no problem taking it all the way with me. This could be quite interesting, don't you agree?" Pauline stated, growing a smirk. Daisy started to feel nervous about this. She knew it would feel totally awkward going against a girl whose boyfriend is cheating with her on Peach, her best friend. And it didn't help that Pauline is known to be a manipulative wench so she was honestly a bit scared for what tricks she has up her sleeve.

"Um...y-yeah, that's fine. We can do the battle right here," Daisy reluctantly said, trying hard not to sound nervous. Daisy got out her pokeball and deeply breathed in and out, preparing for the unexpected.

"Hoothoot, go!" She yelled and released the owl pokemon from her ball.

"Go, Krabby!" Pauline yelled and released the krab pokemon from her ball.

Daisy raised both of her eyebrows. "How on earth did you get a Krabby? Can't you only find that in water?"

"Technically, I did. I found it waddling around near the shallow part of the lake, so, with the risk of getting my incredibly gorgeous and expensive dress wet, I captured it with ease. Any more questions?" Pauline answered with a sneer. Daisy just gulped and was beginning to doubt that Pauline was telling the entire story.

"No more questions. Let's just get this done. Hoothoot, use Peck!" Daisy pointed forward, trying to look and sound as confident as possible. Hoothoot leaped forward and slammed its beak into Krabby, giving it a good hurt.

"Not bad, princess. Krabby, use ViceGrip!" Pauline ordered and stomped her foot. Krabby ran to the owl and pinched its entire body with its pincers.

Daisy and everyone else watching the battle cringed when that happened. If Krabby's pincers were a bit sharper, Hoothoot would've easily got sliced in half. It did seem to do a big deal of damage on him though.

"Nice job, Pauline! You definitely got this in the bag!" Mario cheered and clapped his hands.

"MARIO! Stop cheering for the enemy, you're suppose to be cheering for Daisy! And I don't see this bag that you're talking about!" Peach pouted.

Hearing Mario cheer for Pauline made Daisy feel even more guilty about her knowing what's really going on. She wanted to stop and start crying right then and there because she couldn't bear holding in the secret anymore. But not right now, she had to put all of her energy into the battle and to finding the gem so this mission won't be screwed up.

"Hoothoot, use Hypnosis!" She yelled weakly.

But the move failed!

"Crap! I forgot, Hypnosis has a low accuracy rate. How could I be so stupid!?" Daisy yelled in frustration.

"It's okay Daisy, you still have a chance!" Luigi cheered her on.

"Krabby, use ViceGrip again!" Pauline yelled, surprisingly not making any snide remarks. Krabby did the same as before, pinched Hoothoot hard with its pincers. Everyone cringed once again, imagining how awful the pain of that must be. Hoothoot looked incredibly weak now. One more move might oughta do him in.

"Damn, he doesn't have much HP left. If I attack Krabby again with Peck or Tackle, it's very unlikely that he'll go down in one hit. If I use Hypnosis, it might just save me, but there's the fact that it has a good chance, so...what should I do?" Daisy thought all this to herself. It was weird being this analytical and stressed during a pokemon battle of all things. This was the real deal. The battles she encountered playing the games were nothing compared to this.

"Sigh...Hoothoot, use Hypnosis..." Daisy said in the most unconfident way.

They all waited a few moments for something to happen, but it didn't.

"NOOOOOOOOOO!" Daisy screamed and fell to her knees.

"Well well well, looks like this is an easy win for me! Krabby, use ViceGrip!" Pauline said, still having that wicked smug on her face.

Daisy didn't even want to look at the attack being made. She also didn't want to show her look of defeat to the others. She began to cry and watched her tears hit the grass.

"That was certainly an interesting battle, Daisy. We should do it again sometime, as long as you get Pokemon that aren't as useless as that ugly thing you captured," Pauline sneered.

"Congrats, Pauline! I just knew you could do it!" Mario cheered and hugged Pauline.

"Y-Yeah! Uh...go...Pauline!" Peach awkwardly stated and joined the hugging as well. She was pushed off by Pauline and the queen bee rolled her eyes and walked off with Mario.

"Daisy? Hey, it's okay. It's just a battle, nothing really important," Luigi said while kneeling down to her level.

"It's not that, Luigi! It's Peach...I can't do this anymore. I can't stand to even look at her, knowing what Mario and Pauline are doing behind her back! I have to tell her...Luigi, after we get the gem, I'm telling her the truth. I just can't hold it in anymore. It's killing me, and the longer we keep it away from Peach, the more it's going to kill her too," Daisy admitted and wiped her eyes. Luigi lowered his head and slightly nodded in agreement.

Bowser Jr., hearing all of this behind a nearby tree, couldn't help but drop his jaw at this shocking news.

A couple of hours passed by with more chaotic battles happening. The sky was orange and the sun was almost set over the horizon. Everyone regrouped back in the center of Route 34.

"Alright, now that you sixteen have done a good amount of training, who feels like they're ready to take on Whitney?" DK asked. Only Bowser, Larry, and Wario raised their hands.

"Huh? Only three of you? I mean...seriously now?" Dixie said in disbelief.

"Ah who cares! My pokemon is more than enough to take on that chick's girly pokemon! I have everything I need to beat her!" Bowser proudly stated.

"Whatever helps you sleep at night," Pauline snarled.

"Alright, enough standing around! Let's take on that girl so we can get the info for the gem and get some FOOOOOOOOOOOOD!" Wario yelled and ran off towards Goldenrod City.

"Ugh, great, looks like we're gonna have to follow him! Come on everyone, let's get this overwith!" Daisy said and the gang ran off after him.

"Wait! I need someone to carry me! I can't run on these extremely battered legs!" Kooper wailed.

"Oh, oh course! Just climb onto me, my friend! I'll take you on the Yoshi Express 999! CHOO CHOO!" Yoshi mimicked the train sound. Kooper climbed on and away Yoshi went.

"Hey Larry, you'll never believe what I heard earlier today! It was SO shocking that I smacked myself to make sure I wasn't daydreaming!" Bowser Jr. said, running at a slow speed.

"Well, spit it out man! Don't keep me in suspense!" Larry replied with impatience.

"Okay. Well...I heard Daisy confess to Luigi that...Mario is cheating on Peach for Pauline! CAN YOU BELIEVE THAT MARIO OF ALL PEOPLE WOULD DO THAT!?" Bowser Jr. shouted in drama. Larry gasped at this and managed to trip over himself.

"Ow! Ugh...Bowser Jr...you're not lying about this, are you?" Larry asked while getting himself back up.

"No way! I even saw Daisy crying when she said it, it's for real dude!" Bowser Jr. convinced him even further.

"HEY! What's the hold up back there!?" Bowser yelled, running over to the two with Kammy and Wendy.

"MARIO IS CHEATING ON PEACH FOR PAULINE!" Larry randomly blurted out.

The three shrieked at this and stopped in their tracks.

"What the hell!? HOW DO YOU KNOW THIS?" Wendy asked, more confused than she's ever been in her life.

"I overheard it earlier when Daisy was confessing it to Luigi earlier! Plus, Daisy was crying, so therefore, it adds to the legibility!" Bowser Jr. answered.

Bowser exploded in laughter. "BWAHAHAHAHA! Oh my god, you're absolutely serious? MARIO? CHEATING ON PEACH? Man oh man, this is something that even I wouldn't ever see coming! The dude is officially more of a bastard than Parakarry, Goombario, Watt, Wario, Waluigi, DK, and Kazooie are, combined!"

"It's about time that fatass plumber did something stupid for once! Now we have solid proof that will make everyone else hate him!" Wendy laughed in excitement.

"Um...y-yes...but...you guys, don't you think we should keep this on the downlow for a while? At least until we get this gem thing? I mean, if we tell everyone about it now, it will surely take longer to complete the world because of, you know, drama and such," Kammy stated in worry, hoping to God that Daisy doesn't know that she was technically the one that started all this.

"Hmm, point taken. Alright guys, we'll ruin Mario's life once the gem is retrieved. Now come on!" Bowser said and the five caught up to the group.

The gang entered the gym and saw Whitney stretching.

"Oh hey you guys! That was a lot quicker than I thought it would be! So, which one of you is going to take me on?" She asked.

"I am! Bwahahahaha, you better prepare for a real beatdown, missy!" Bowser laughed.

"Bowser, do NOT screw this up and keep your temper under control, okay?" Birdo warned.

"Yeah yeah, whatever. Now let's do this!" Bowser shrugged off Birdo and went to the battle area of the gym.

"Alright, I shall call out my first pokemon, Clefairy!" Whitney said and released the fairy pokemon from the pokeball.

"And I will call out the scary wasp pokemon, Beedrill!" Bowser roared and out came the bee from the ball.

"Clefairy, use Metronome!" Whitney ordered. A sparkle circled around Clefairy and suddenly, a big flame wheel formed and blasted into Beedrill, KO'ing him instantly.

Everyone's jaw dropped. They couldn't believe how fast that battle went.

"You...YOU WHORE! HOW DARE YOU USE A CHEAP MAGIC TRICK LIKE THAT ON MY AMAZING YET TERRIFYING BEEDRILL!? I AM GOING TO RIP OUT YOUR THROAT AND THEN I'LL BURN THIS MOTHERFUCKING GYM INTO THE GROUND!" Bowser roared so loud that the windows broke. Bowser was then shot by Kazooie's grenade egg and knocked out immediately.

"Please pay no mind to what he said. He has mental issues," Watt said.

"Um...right...so, who's next?" Whitney asked in pure confidence, noticing how caught off guard everyone was.

"Damn, this is going to be A LOT tougher than I thought. That metronome move is going to cause some serious stress, and then there's Rollout from her Miltank that we have to deal with...ugh! My brain is going to explode!" Toad cried.

"Well whatever! I'm going next, so I'll show her what I'm made of!" Larry said and ran out to the battle area.

"Remember Larry, strategize! You have to think ahead!" DK called out.

"Alright then. Spearow, I choose you!" Larry yelled and released the bird pokemon.

"Clefairy, use Metronome again!" Whitney ordered. This made everyone nervous for what the move could be.

A sparkle floated around Clefairy again and a type of laser shot out of Clefairy's eyes and hit Spearow.

"AH! OH NO! HE'S GONNA DIIIIIIIIIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!" Flurrie yelled overdramatically.

"No, it's okay you guys! The defense was just lowered!" Larry assured. Everyone gave a sigh of relief.

"Oh, that must've been Leer that was used then. Geez, these pokemon attacks are really scary in person!" Toad said.

"Spearow, use Fury Attack!" Larry said, confident that he'll do a lot of damage.

Once...twice...thrice...four times that Spearow attacked Clefairy, doing a hefty amount of damage.

"Oh yeah, go Larry! It's your birthday, it's your birthday! Even though your birthday was last month! OH YEAH!" Bowser Jr. cheered and danced around.

"I guess I should change it up now. Clefairy, use DoubleSlap!" Whitney commanded.

"OH NO! DoubleSlap is pretty much the same thing as Fury Attack, Spearow is going to lose a lot of HP!" Toad shrieked.

"You are such a pokemon nerd that it's not even funny," Jojora scowled.

Clefairy ran up to the bird and bitchslapped him three times in a row.

"OW! That has got to hurt more than the time I got a water bottle thrown at my face while performing!" Lady SaSa cringed.

"Damnit! Spearow's HP has to be around half now. I'm gonna have to keep on using Fury Attack since it's my best chance at defeating this...thing. SPEAROW, USE FURY ATTACK AGAIN!" Larry shouted.

Spearow swooped in and bashed Clefairy only three times this time. It dealt some more damage, but not enough to KO her.

"DAMNIT! WHY THE HELL ISN'T THAT FAT BITCH GOING DOWN ALREADY!? DO I HAVE TO GO IN THERE AND DESTROY HER MYSELF!?" Kazooie barked.

"NO!" Everyone else screamed.

"Clefairy, use DoubleSlap again!"

Clefairy did the same move as before and hit Spearow four times now.

"Like, oh my god! This is so totally nerve wracking! I think I'm gonna faint!" Goombella squealed.

"Shut your face already!" Goombario spat.

"He's not defeated yet! He must be really close though...this move has to be it. Spearow, use Fury Attack again!" Larry said in a less sure voice. His knees shook, hoping to get a lot of damage in.

One. Two. Three. Four again. Everyone was glad that Spearow did it a high amount but was it enough to KO Clefairy?

The fairy pokemon looked beat up and dizzy. She then faceplanted to the ground, indicating her defeat.

"YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAS! YOU DID IT! I KNEW YOU WERE GOOD FOR SOMETHING OTHER THAN BEING A BRAT!" Bombette cheered.

"Ugh...wha...what happened?" Bowser moaned as he woke up and rubbed his head from the grenade egg. He saw everyone cheering and then smiled. "Bwahahaha! Yes, I know, I know, I'm great! You can all thank me later by buying me a pack of ice cream sandwiches!"

"We're not cheering for you, moron! We're cheering for your son, he defeated Clefairy!" Diddy pointed out.

"Oh! Well...I still want some ice cream sandwiches!" The koopa king grumbled.

"Well done on beating Clefairy. However, don't get too excited because I still have one more left! GO, MILTANK!" Whitney said and sent out the cow pokemon.

"Oh boy, now this is where the REAL challenge starts. I'm sure all of you know by now about Miltank's infamous rollout move which Whitney will definitely overuse in this battle. This going to be tricky..." Toad narrated.

"Miltank, use Rollout!" Whitney commanded. The cow rolls itself into a ball and crashed into Spearow, immediately KO'ing him.

"Oh no!" Lemmy cried.

"Oh no!" Mona weeped.

"Oh no!" Mario shouted.

"Oh no!" Amy screeched.

"Oh no!" Vivian yelled.

"OH NO!" Koops shrilled.

"OH YEAH!" The Kool-aid man yelled as he crashed into the wall, making a huge hole.

Everyone awkwardly stared at the Kool-aid man for the longest time, creating an awkward atmosphere which made the Kool-Aid Man feel awkward so he awkwardly backed out of the hole slowly and disappeared into the night.

"Um...that was...interesting..." Luigi broke the silence.

"Um, in other news, who's next?" Whitney asked.

"I am! Step aside everyone, this is how a REAL pro does it!" Wario cheered and pushed everyone out of the way to get to the battle area.

"Yep. We are officially screwed," Birdo whispered.

"Alright, Pineco, GO!" Wario yelled and out came the weird looking pokemon.

"Please Wario...don't screw this up..." Mario whispered to himself.

"Miltank, use Rollout!" Whitney said, and the cow did the same dangerous move as before. Luckily, there wasn't much damage done to Pineco this time around.

"Let's hope that Wario has some type of move that is super effective against Miltank, who's a normal-type pokemon. That rollout move is going to be the death of him if he doesn't do something quick," Rosalina said.

"Pineco...USE TAKE DOWN!" Wario commanded.

Pineco leaped from its position and slammed extra hard into Miltank's body.

"What the hell is he doing!? Does he not know that Take Down will recoil the damage onto Pineco? Ugh, we are so done for!" Toad yelled in frustration.

"Maybe so, but it looks like it did a lot of damage to Miltank. I guess we're gonna have to wait to see how this goes..." Charmy said.

"Not bad, mister! Miltank, use Rollout again!" Whitney said. The cow did the same thing as before and smashed into Pineco a bit harder this time.

"Quit using that stupid Rollout move! It's cheap and obnoxious!" Wario yelled.

"Wario, focus on the battle, man! Don't let your temper get the better of you!" Mario shouted in worry.

Wario ignored his advice and went on. "Pineco, use Take Down again!"

Pineco did the same as before too and smashed into Miltank, making the cow look a lot more beat up and weak than before.

"YES! You're almost there, Wario! You da bomb!" Mona cheered.

"Excuse me, if anyone's 'da bomb' here, it's ME!" Bombette commented.

"Miltank, use Rollout again!"

The cow rolled itself into a ball and smashed into Pineco with more power this time. Everyone gulped at this, knowing that Pineco's HP had to be very low at this point.

"I TOLD YOU TO STOP USING THAT DAMN MOVE! DO YOU NOT REALIZE HOW TACKY IT IS!?" Wario shouted louder than last time. For some reason, this didn't seem to phase Whitney.

"Keep your cool, brother! Don't let it get to you!" Waluigi yelled.

"Wario! If your Pineco has the protect move, then use that! That way, Rollout's power will have to start all over, leaving you a chance to win!" Toad said.

Wario tried to analyze all of this into his head, but all it did was make his head hurt since he wasn't use to doing it. It also made his stomach make weird noises.

"Wario? Are you okay?" Daisy asked, wondering what the hell was going on.

Wario looked up and decided to make his choice. "Fine. Pineco...use Protect!"

A blue shield suddenly formed around Pineco, making him unable to be attacked.

"YES! Thank you Wario for proving to me that you aren't a complete idiot!" Toad cheered.

"Damn! Guess I can't attack...well, looks like I'll have to do THIS! Here Miltank, take this potion!" Whitney said as she got out a small spray bottle from her pocket and sprayed it all over Miltank. This made Miltank feel better immediately.

"Oh no! She used Potion, which means that Miltank has gained back some HP! DAMN YOU!" Toad raged in suspense.

"NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!" Peach overdramatically screamed.

Wario growled at this while more stomach noises were heard. They started to get louder and everyone else began to notice this.

"Um, Wario? Do you have to...use a bathroom break?" Waluigi awkwardly asked.

"NO! I JUST WANNA GET THIS BATTLE DONE! PINECO, USE TAKE DOWN RIGHT NOW!" Wario exploded. Pineco smashed into Miltank, bringing down most of the HP she had gotten from the potion.

"What is he doing!? He doesn't have much HP left! HE'S GOING DOWN! I'M YELLING TIMBERRRRRRRR! YOU BETTER MOVE! YOU BETTER DANCE!" Lady SaSa unnecessarily sang.

"Miltank, use Rollout!"

The cow rolled into a ball and smashed into Pineco. By some miracle, Pineco had not been defeated yet.

"I TOLD YOU TO STOP USING THAT FUCKING MOVE! ROLLOUT SHOULD BE BANNED FROM EVERY SINGLE POKEMON BATTLE!" Wario screamed, his face getting red and sounds from his stomach started getting louder.

"Wario, if you don't calm down, I have a feeling something bad is going to happen!" Vivian shrieked.

"PINECO, USE TAKE DOWN RIGHT FREAKING NOOOOOOOOOOOOOW!" Wario screamed at the top of his lungs.

Pineco did the same move like before, but this time, Miltank managed to dodge it. Everyone screamed at this.

Wario's entire face turned red and he clenched his teeth as he growled louder than ever. The stomach noises became louder and grosser.

DK started to back away. "Oh my god...I think he's about to-"

BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM!

Wario farted so bad that it was practically an explosion, blowing everyone away. Jojora had it the worst, as she got flung through the window and landed in a dumpster. Everyone else flown into the walls and each other and it also made Bombette explode out of surprise, creating an even bigger mess. The awful stench rolled throughout the entire room, infiltrating everyone's oxygen.

"Ugh...OH MY GOD! THE SMELL! GET ME OUT OF HERE!" Toadette screamed for her life and ran out of the place with everyone else, despite the fact that most of them were brutally injured, but they didn't care right then since it was like a life or death situation in that room.

"Is everyone alright? No one got accidentally killed, did they?" Daisy asked and looked around.

"Don't worry about me, I'm fine! Just landed in a dumpster full of RATS!" Jojora shouted while climbing out of the dumpster. Some of them tried not to laugh as she had a banana peel on her shoulder.

"Great, now I'm gonna have to take a three hour shower to get this smell off! Way to go, Wario!" Pauline yelled. Wario looked down in guiltiness. Even though Wario was a jackass sometimes, you could clearly tell he felt bad about what happened.

"My god, Wario, what the hell have you been eating? Seriously, it smells like horse crap mixed with dog crap mixed with cow crap!" Bowser Jr. sneered.

"Ugh...um, Whitney? We DEEPLY apologize for this. If there's anything we can do to get another battle in, we'd really appreciate it. We'll air out the gym, clean it up, whatever it takes!" Mario pleaded.

Whitney looked at Mario for a whole minute and boy, did she look PISSED. Everyone got incredibly nervous, waiting for her to explode in anger.

"You know what? Just forget this. I can put up with all the insults and threats your stupid friends make to me all the time, but now this? I have never in my life seen such an idiotic and dysfunctional group of people before! Go back to where you came from, I never wanna see you again!" Whitney shouted in pure rage. This left everyone speechless for a minute, until Rosalina walked up to her.

"You know where the gem is located at, right?" She asked.

"Of course I do. But there's no way in hell I'm gonna tell any of you now!" Whitney responded harshly.

"REVEAL," Rosalina loudly said. Suddenly, Whitney's angry expression turned into a plain one.

"The gem is located in Olivine City. It was originally here, but there's a big event game going on and the yellow gem is being used as a first place prize. The event is starting tomorrow at 1 PM. If you go now, there's a chance you'll make the sign ups as three of the groups that signed up have dropped out due to sickness. In order to get to Olivine City, you must go north from here to Route 35, then 36, get to Ecruteak City, then make a left which will take you to Route 38, then 39, then to Olivine. You must make it there before midnight," Whitney stated in a completely unemotional voice, as if she was in a trance. Everyone raised their eyebrows at this and started murmuring to others around them.

"All right, you heard the girl. Let's go now before it gets completely dark and dangerous," Rosalina stated and walked off.

"WOAH WOAH WOAH, hold on a second here! Rosalina...did you do that!?" Bowser yelled.

"Yes, I did. I had to do it, she wasn't going to tell us where the gem was at," Rosalina answered without even looking to him.

"So you're telling us that all of the stupid training we did could've been avoided if you had just done your little magic trick on Whitney!?" Wendy said in confusion and anger.

Rosalina didn't respond. She continued walking ahead of the others.

"What the hell is her problem? How dare she let us go through all that hard work all for nothing!?" Pauline shouted.

"I don't know why. But...I'm going to get to the bottom of this," Waluigi stated. The group then began to follow Rosalina, all their minds completely boggled at this crazy situation.

EOC.

I am seriously sorry for the extra long wait. Like I said before, I had to do final exams and such, so I couldn't have enough time to do this, but now that I'm on winter break, the chapters for this and Devil's Mansion should be coming up quicker than usual. Also, I guess it doesn't help that this is probably the lengthiest chapter in the entire story, it's over 12,000 words!

Next chapter, the gang tries to find out what the hell is up with Rosalina and they encounter chaos and randomness while traveling through the pokemon infested Routes. They'll also meet a very strange character who's going to play a huge part in the future of this story.