-1She knew it wouldn't work out. She had known all along. They were 'weird and unnatural' together after all. She never thought it would end like this, not this way, not again. She had lost what she thought was her first love when she demanded marriage, and then she lost her true love at the hand of the now dreaded M-word. He went off and married that skank, that stripper from Vegas. But he did come back and so did she. She thought that that meant something good would come of it. Something would happen to change the fate they had made for themselves. And it did for a short while. Slut went back to Vegas, and her own short fling with the accent in polyester ended soon after New Years. It would have been only right that the two who were truly in love would get together, especially since they were both alone now. And it happened. They did end up together, and they were happy. But her plans got ahead of his, as they always had the habit of doing. She uttered the M-word, and he put his sunglasses back on. The Zen returned and her true love disappeared.