Baby Days: Chapter 2
(A/N: This is the chapter where Hiei and Yusuke are freaking out over their pregnant spouses and madness ensues.)
"Hiei, calm down!
"I will not!
"Yusuke, I'm fine!
"No, you're not!
Kurama and Botan looked at each other in exasperation, sighing. Their husbands just wouldn't stop freaking out. They were less than a month away from the births of their children, and they were just fine. They were most worried about their husbands. They were already wrecks now. They didn't want to see how they'd react when they went into labor.
As they gazed at their husbands, their eyes glowed red, and an evil idea popped into their heads. The world grew silent; they grabbed out of some random place as they crept closer to Hiei and Yusuke. They were completely oblivious.
TACKLE! CRASH! BOOM!
"Aaah!"
"Itai!
"Ahahahaha!"
"You people are crazy!" Yusuke yelled, while being tied to a chair by his suddenly gone mad wife.
"Has being pregnant made you insane?" Hiei shouted, also being tied to a chair by Kurama. He looked evil, but his eyes were smiling.
"No, us being pregnant has made you and Yusuke go crazy," he corrected.
Hiei and Yusuke went, "hn," and turned their heads.
Kurama and Botan just giggled. This was the scene Koenma, Genkai, Keiko and Aekaki walked in on.
"Hey guys! We just thought we'd stop in and see how you were…what are you doing?" Koenma asked.
"Looks like husband lockdown to me," Aekaki said.
"These guys giving you two headaches again?" Genkai asked, walking over and sitting down on a couch.
"Yep, like always," Botan agreed.
"Hey! I resent that!" Yusuke exclaimed indignantly.
Botan looked indifferent.
"Riiight. Anyways, in answer to your question, Koenma, Kurama and I have been doing just fine. It's these knuckleheads that are having conniption fits."
"Conniption fit—''
Hiei was cut off by a loud and boisterous "Hello all!" from a certain blue eyed, black haired demon.
"Karasu!" he growled, in mid lunge realizing he was immobilized by the tight ropes binding him to the offending chair.
Karasu just stood there, smiling happily like an idiot, holding 5 small bags.
"Just thought I'd get you presents for the upcoming births."
"Thank you, Karasu. That's so nice of you," Kurama thanked him, taking the bags from him and placing them on the couch.
Jin was right behind him.
"Before you attempt another lunge at me, Hiei, I want to tell you I'm already engaged to Jin, so you needn't worry about me stealing your precious fox."
On one hand, Hiei was glad he didn't have to worry about Karasu hitting on his fox anymore, but on the other hand, he still didn't trust him and hated him with every fiber of his demonic being. To prove to Hiei he wasn't interested in Kurama anymore, and to his future husband, he wrapped his long arm around the shorter man and slid his hand into his white gi pants.
The Irish redhead's face went as read as his hair. Everyone else chose to ignore the flirtatious demon's antics for as long as they could, but when Jin started to moan softly, it started to get a little awkward. They all did rock, paper, scissors, and Kurama had to ask them politely to leave, or at least stop what they were doing. Before the Irishman could accept the latter, Karasu grabbed him, slung him on his shoulder, and was out the door.
Everyone blinked then shrugged. They knew how... lascivious Karasu was. Koenma turned to Hiei and Kurama.
"Anyways, what do you plan on naming your baby?"
They both looked at him blankly.
"You haven't thought of names yet?"
They shook their heads. Everyone looked at each other.
'Oh, no,' Hiei and Kurama thought simultaneously.
Names were shouted out as soon as they were thought of.
"Inuriko!"
"Tai!"
"Haku!"
"Maki!"
"Shuichi!"
"Kanna!"
"People, please!" Hiei shouted, shutting everyone up.
"We'll name it when it's born."
At that moment, both Kurama and Botan doubled over, clutching their large and swollen stomachs, grimacing and groaning in pain.
Hiei glared, daring everyone else to yell out any suggestions of what to do next.
The room was deadly silent.
"Koenma and Genkai, help me get them to my bedroom. Everyone else, get me hot towels, blankets, and small scissors."
Everyone went off to do their jobs. When everything was set up, everyone but Hiei, Koenma, and Genkai had to leave the room. Of course, Yusuke protested.
"How come he gets to stay!" he exclaimed.
Genkai had a blank expression on her face.
"Do you know anything about child birth?" she asked calmly.
His bloated cheeks deflated.
"W-well, no, but—
Ding Dong! The bell rang.
"Get the door," she ordered, and the door slammed in his face.
His eyes ticked, and he grudgingly went to open the front door. His frown turned to a wide grin as he let his best friend, Kuwabara, and his girlfriend, Yukina in the house.
"Hey, Kuwabara!" he greeted. "You made it just in time for the birth of my child!"
The others looked incredulously at him. Yukina looked up at Kuwabara.
"Should I tell him, Kuwa-kun?"
"What! Tell me what?" he exclaimed.
Everyone just shook their heads.
(A/N: Hope u all enjoyed this chapter, I enjoyed writing it. Next chapter is the last one.)
