I forgot to mention this last chapter, but just in case you readers haven't noticed, I have changed the summary a little bit to fit what the story is like now.

The gang entered the Spirit Temple and they were blown away by how much more exotic looking it was in real life.

"This is the Spirit Temple. It was once used as a hideout and a base of operations by Ganondorf and his minions. You can literally, like, feel the powerful history run through this place. Or maybe that's just the music. Or the angry spirits," Goombella described.

"No shit it's the Spirit Temple! Now let's go find this monster, send it back to wherever it came from, get the gem, and get out of here! This place gives me humongous creeps!" Bowser growled.

"We ALSO have to find Link in here! Zelda said that he went in here to fight off Kamogenix but hasn't been seen since. We have to make sure that he's alive somewhere!" Vivian cried.

"Hmm...oh my! I am sensing such powerful negative energy! It's incredibly overwhelming...whatever this thing is, it's bigger than anything we've faced so far!" Rosalina said.

"Well, all the more reason to get a move on and get this overwith! But first, let me take some pictures of this place, this is a once in a lifetime opportunity to see something as incredible as this so I HAVE to savor the moment and brag about it to my Twitter followers!" Toad squealed in excitement and got out his cellphone. Right after that, the group went forward but suddenly the pots in front of them floated up and smashed into them.

"OW! HEY, THAT HURTS YOU BASTARDS! YOU JUST DON'T GO THROWING AROUND AND BREAKING EXPENSIVE POTS LIKE THAT! DO YOU NOT REALIZE HOW MUCH MONEY YOU'RE WASTING!?" Jojora shrilled while the pots kept coming and knocking everyone over.

"What the hell!? I don't remember being this many pots in the Spirit Temple! Do we have a hoarder on our hands!?" Goombario yelled.

"I can't blame them. That's some sexy pottery those pots have got going on there!" Bombette disturbingly added.

One of the pots hit Fire Bro right in the head and knocked him unconscious.

"AHHHH! FIRE BRO! NO!" Dixie screamed and dashed to his side.

"What happened? Is he dead!?" Banjo asked.

"His forehead is bleeding...but...it looks like he's still breathing..." Birdo said.

Fire Bro opened up his eyes again and made a devious grin. He then jumped up and said, "WOAH! That was totally awesome! Did you guys just see how fast that thing crashed into me!? It was all like ZOOOOOOOOOOOOM and I was all like AWW SNAP and you guys were all like OH NUUUUUUUUU! Hey, this is a really cool place, I wonder what those statues are over there?" The again turned psycho backflipped his away towards the two statues and kicked the both of them, waking them up and hopped over towards the group.

"Goddamnit Fire Bro! Now look at what you've done! Rosalina, use your galaxy supernova powers to combust those things into a billion pieces! MWAHAHAHAHAHA!" Yoshi evily laughed for no reason. Rosalina let out a blast of blue magic from her hands that hit the two statues and made them explode.

"Well I guess it's safe to say that psycho boy is back in town. Yippity doo dah," Pauline groaned. Dixie couldn't help but smile.

"Look on the right wall. There's suppose to be a stone block in the way of that passage, right? But there isn't anymore," Mario pointed out.

"You're right, Mario, there's not! Which means that is indeed evidence that Link came through here. But the question is where is the stone block? Did Kamogenix take it and crush Link with it?" Bowser Jr. questioned, trying to sound smart.

"The stone block was obviously placed by the wofas, the mowie-wowies, and the kalabegas. DUH!" Wendy said in harsh sarcasm.

"Wendy, shut the hell up! Those aren't even actual words! If any of you blockheads have even played the game before, you should know that the block was pushed into a hole in the passage way. God, talk about questioning over something that has little significance..." Kooper sneered.

Daisy rolled her eyes. "Okay, anyways! There's not much time to waste, so let's get a move on!"

"HOLD UP! Sorry for being the 20th interrupter here, but what about that small crawlspace over there? That DOES lead to another part of the temple, correct?" Kazooie asked.

"Yes it does but we're not going in there because, well, half of us can't even fit in there! I don't even think Bowser's left hand could fit in that space!" Luigi cried.

"But the other half of us can. I say that all the small people go through there and investigate that part while the rest do the other part. I'd say it would be much faster, no?" Kazooie said.

"I see your point here, but in Ocarina of Time, doesn't the hallway to the right lead to the boss area? It would be pretty pointless to explore the left part of the temple then..." Mario replied.

"Who says the boss is currently situated in that room? And who says that Link might be in there? I know it's a longshot but I do think this would go by a bit faster if we split into two groups and check it out..." Kazooie shrugged.

DK sighed, beginning to get impatient. "Fine then. Let's just do this because we seriously have to get going. We're all gonna regroup back here in 60 minutes if we don't find anything, alright? Just to ensure everyone's safety." Everyone nodded to his idea and split off into two big groups. Goombario, Goombella, Koops, Kooper, Bombette, Parakarry, Vivian, Watt, Toad, Toadette, Larry, Bowser Jr., Jojora, Lady SaSa, Banjo, Kazooie, Amy, and Charmy went into the crawlspace while everyone else went through the hallway. Things were definitely about to get messy.

GROUP 1:

After everyone successfully managed to get through the crawlspace, they were suddenly met by a sliding blade trap that sort of blocked their way to the staircase.

"AAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHH! OH MY GOD, WHAT THE HELL IS THAT THING!? SOMEONE KILL IT QUICK!" Watt overreacted.

"Will you calm down!? It's just a stupid blade trap! You can easily go past it if you time it correctly! Actually, in your case, you can just float over it!" Toad said then smacked his forehead in frustration.

"Screw that! I'm blowing that bitch up!" Kazooie yelled and shot out an egg grenade that blasted the blade trap into pieces. The group then went onward up the short staircase onto a landing that had another blade trap circling around a statue that looks like the one they just saw in the other room.

"We have to defeat that thing in order to unlock the doors, right? Let me take care of it!" Amy said as she got out her ice arrows and shot one at the statue. It roared then started hopping towards the group.

"KOOPER, QUICK! USE THE LIGHT ARROWS ON THIS POORLY DESIGNED PIECE OF STONE!" Larry commanded.

"Get it away from me first! I need to have time to set up my bow and arrows!" Kooper cried as he flailed trying to get the stuff out.

"OH FOR CRYING OUT LOUD! AMY HIT THE STATUE AGAIN WITH THE ICE ARROWS!" Jojora yelled.

Amy shrieked in panic then shot her arrow. However, she missed badly and hit Vivian, freezing her in a block of ice.

"NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! VIV! SOMEONE UNFREEZE HER THIS SECOND BEFORE THOSE FLAMING BATS COME AT US!" Toadette cried while pointing to two flaming bats that were flying down towards the group.

"For your information, Toadette, those things are called KEESE. I mean come on, if we're gonna call out and insult enemies in here, we might as well do it by their proper names!" Goombario snarled.

"SHUT UP GOOMBARIO!" Everyone else yelled.

"THIS KEESE IS ON FIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIRE! THIS KEESE IS ON FIIIIIIIIIIIRE! THEY'RE FLYING ON FIIIIIIIIIIIIIRE! THIS KEESE IS ON FIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIRE!" Lady SaSa sang for no reason.

"Kazooie, use your Fire Eggs on Vivian! Kooper, shoot those damn keese!" Banjo ordered.

"THIS IS A VERY STRESSFUL SITUATION RIGHT NOW SO DON'T BE SURPRISED IF I DON'T HIT THEM!" Kooper started to sob and shot his light arrow that poorly missed and hit Bombette, making her explode and blowing Koops away who was right next to her.

"God, this group is a freaking mess! GIVE ME THAT!" Jojora growled and swiped the light arrows from him. She aimed as careful as she could and successfully shot one of the Keese, killing it immediately.

"PEW!" Kazooie yelled while shooting out a fire egg that successfully melted the ice block that froze Vivian. She fell down and started to shiver uncontrollably.

"Oh my, like, gosh! Viv, are you okay?" Goombella cried while running to her side.

"S-s-s-s-s-s-so c-c-c-c-cold...please...d-d-d-d-don't leave me..." Vivian sobbed and the girls hugged in a very heartwarming moment.

"OW! These bats keeps on flying into me! It must think we're friends because we both can fly! How magical!" Charmy said in intrigue. Jojora shot another light arrow that destroyed the final fire keese along with two others.

"HELP! I'M BEING SEXUALLY ASSAULTED BY THIS RATCHET STATUE!" Parakarry cried for dear life as the statue kept on pushing up on him against the wall. Jojora shot another light arrow and the statue cried out and started jumping all over the place as he started to flash red. Everyone else shrieked and ran far away from him then he exploded into thin air. The doors suddenly unlocked and everyone breathed a sigh of relief.

"Hey are you okay? You didn't hurt yourself did you?" Bowser Jr. asked as he helped Koops back up.

"Heeeeyyyy why is the room spinning? Are we on a circus ride or did you steal my pillsssssss?" Koops slurred his words as he dizzily walked around the room.

"If everyone is alright, then let's get going. I believe we go through the door on the left, correct?" Banjo said.

"And I'M taking the light arrows from now on because someone here is an irresponsible twit who can't aim for crap!" Jojora growled.

"What do you have hiding under this hat you wear? Are you bald!?" Kooper angrily retorted and snatched Jojora's hat revealing a pink ponytail that made everyone else raise an eyebrow.

"Uhh...why is your hair pink when the rest of you is blue...?" Amy asked.

"It's...um...I had a bad experience with dying my hair recently! NOW LET'S GO!" Jojora demanded, grabbed her hat back and rushed through the door. The others followed through and entered a room with a huge gap in the floor. Suddenly, a Stalfos (skeleton warrior type dude) jumped down from nowhere and scared the crap out of the group.

"FIERY JINX!" Vivian yelled and did her move. The Stalfos shrieked and got knocked down by the fire move.

"HEADBONK ATTACK!" Goombario roared and did the iconic move...which didn't even hurt the Stalfos at all. "Well...that was a total waste."

Charmy stole the sword from the Stalfos and gazed in awe at it. "Wow! I could totally slice someone into a million pieces with this as if they were salami!"

"SALAMI!?" Toad screamed and hid behind Kooper, suddenly remebering the awful memory of eating salami pizza back at the mansion with his possessed sister.

Jojora shot her light arrows at the Stalfos and destroyed it with ease.

"Be, like, careful not to fall down that gap otherwise you'll, like, obviously die and your spirit will be stuck here with all the other skeleton creeps and moving statues and bats!" Goombella advised.

"Don't forget that floating skullhead right there! Why is it just floating around and laughing at us? We're not that ugly! Well...Bowser Jr. is questionable..." Kooper snickered.

"WHAT IS THAT SUPPOSE TO MEAN!?" Bowser Jr. yelled and slapped him on the back of the head while Amy got rid of the bubblehead with her ice arrows.

"Kooper, quit being a douchebag already! You were so much more likable when you had a boring and dull personality back in Paper Mario!" Bombette argued.

"Is someone going to hit that switch over there or are we just gonna argue again?" Kazooie groaned.

"I'll do it, I guess..." Parakarry said and flew over the small abyss and kicked the silver switch with his foot. The bridge then fell down onto the landing they were on, successfully creating a way over.

"Huh. That's very odd, this bridge looks a lot more older and worn out than it did in the game..." Goombario noted.

"Wh-wh-wh-what do you think is down there?" Koops asked, becoming afraid once again.

"Probably a thousand dead bodies or the entrance to Hell. But I wouldn't worry too much...it's probably a hundred dead bodies instead of a thousand," Larry answered with a shrug.

"Don't worry Koops, I'll find out what's down there for you! Be back in a minute you guys!" Watt cheered and was about to float down the abyss until everyone else pulled her back since they knew that she'll get herself killed. Everyone then crossed the bridge except for Amy, Toadette, and Bowser Jr. who just started to cross it.

"Don't look down, Amy...don't look down...don't look-WOAH!" Amy suddenly shrieked as she tripped over and landed face down on the bridge, making it shake. Toadette screamed and almost fell herself.

"HOLY SHIT! Amy, are you okay!?" Bombette cried.

"Ugh, yeah, I'm fine! Sorry about that!" Amy grunted.

"Amy? What are you doing there?" Parakarry asked, noticing that she was doing something with her hands to a certain part of the bridge near her.

"Oh nothing! Sorry, I'm spacing out over here! I'm coming!" The hedgehog yelled in surprise and power walked over to the other side.

"Come on Toadette, it's just like the bridge before, I KNOW you can do this!" Toad yelled in encouragement.

"Hey Toadette...do you wanna...um...hold on to me while we cross, just so you'll feel more safe?" Bowser Jr. shyly asked.

"Oh! Okay, if you don't mind of course..." Toadette smiled and held on to Bowser Jr.'s shoulders. The two then slowly walked across the old bridge, trying their hardest not to look down. Just as they passed the halfway point, the bridge started to shake a bit and then collapsed. Everyone screamed in sudden terror. Fortunately, the bridge was still intact and was hanging by the edge where everyone was at, but it looked like it wouldn't last for long.

"AAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHH! SOMEBODY PLEASE HELP ME!" Toadette shrilled, dangling in the air, just barely hanging on to Bowser Jr. who was also dangling from the bridge.

"BOWSER JR. YOU HAVE TO CLIMB UP THE BRIDGE TO SAVE YOURSELF AND TOADETTE! IT'S ALL ABOUT THE CLIMB! KEEP THE FAITH! KEEP YOUR FAITH! WOOOOOOOOOOAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHH!" Lady SaSa inappropriately sang.

"WILL YOU SHUT UP ALREADY!?" Jojora angrily yelled.

"Come on bro, you can't give up right now! PLEASE CLIMB!" Larry cried in genuine worry.

Bowser Jr. struggled to climb himself and Toadette up since he wasn't that physically strong. Parakarry went down there and did his best to boost them up a little bit. Bowser Jr. reached out his hand and Larry grabbed it and him, along with everyone else, pulled the two back onto land. Toadette was starting to sob because of how terrifying that experience was.

"It's okay sis you're safe now...please calm yourself..." Toad went to her side and hugged her along with Viv and Goombella.

"Okay, it's official, BRIDGES ARE THE DEVIL IN DISGUISE!" Bowser Jr. yelled.

"Please tell me that I wasn't the only person who noticed that," Parakarry whispered to Jojora.

"Noticed what? Did you see something out of the ordinary?" Jojora responded.

"Kind of...I think I saw Amy messing with the bridge right after she fell...I saw her hands. I think she might've done something to make the bridge collapse," Parakarry stated. Jojora widened her eyes in shock.

And as if things couldn't get any worse, the floating pots of doom made a comeback. All the pots smashed into the group, creating more pain, stress, frustration, and screaming.

GROUP 2:

Mario, Luigi, Peach, Daisy, Pauline, Yoshi, Birdo, Wario, Waluigi, DK, Diddy, Dixie, Rosalina, Mona, Pauline, Bowser, Kammy, Wendy, Fire Bro, and Flurrie entered the passage way to the right and came into a room with a blade trap circling around a Beamos.

"Woah, what is that thing that's moving around!? That looks like so much fun! Can I take a ride pleeeaaaaase?" Fire Bro annoyingly asked.

"NO!" Everyone else quickly responded.

"If I remember correctly from playing the game, there's a switch on the ceiling that will unlock the doors in here. We don't even have to defeat that thing in the middle," Diddy pointed out.

"Actually we kind of have to, just in case one of us gets hurt so we can't risk it. Stand back everyone, I'll take care of this," Rosalina took charge and blasted a magic wave at the Beamos. The wave bounced off the Beamos and shot back towards the group and hit Bowser, shrinking him into the size of a mouse.

"AAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH! ROSALINA, YOU BITCH! WHAT THE HELL DID YOU DO TO ME!?" Bowser yelled in a squeaky voice.

"BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAA! OH MY GOD, THIS IS ABSOLUTELY PRICELESS! I NEVER IMAGINED FOR ONE SECOND THAT BOWSER COULD BECOME SMALLER THAN THE REST OF US!" Wario exploded in laughter.

"Oops...well...that was certainly unexpected. But fear not Bowser, for the spell will wear off in a minute or so," Rosalina said in surprise. Bowser then bit into Rosalina's ankle, making her shriek in pain. Wendy grabbed the tiny koopa and held him in his hand.

"Hey Kammy, maybe we should make one of the guards at our castle this size! I've always wanted a rat!" Wendy giggled.

"That's a very bad idea considering the 'rat' will die of starvation knowing you," Kammy scowled.

Birdo used her hookshot to hit the switch on the ceiling. The bars blocking the doors were released.

"Excellent! If my memory is correct, we start with the door on the left!" Daisy cheered and led the group to the door. However, the Beamos took notice of this and shot out a laser beam.

"OW! MY ASS!" Waluigi cried, being hit in the bum by the laser and falling over.

"SHIT! KAMMY, USE YOUR MAGIC WAND TO GET RID OF THAT HOE!" Pauline yelled.

"I-I-I-I don't know if I can! What if my magic bounces off and hits someone? They could possibly turn into a cockroach! Or worse...THEY COULD TURN INTO LAKILULU!" Kammy freaked out.

DK huffed in frustration and took a leap of faith and smashed away the Beamons head/eye part with the megaton hammer.

"Nice going monkey man! Give me five!" Yoshi cheered and ran towards DK with his hand held high but he tripped over the moving blade trap and fell onto DK, making DK accidentally throw the megaton hammer backwards and it landed on Mona's feet.

"OWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW! OH MY FUCKING GOD MY FEEEEEEEEEEEET!" Mona screamed so loud that everyone's ears rang.

"My goodness, that was louder than the time I sung in that play "The Plague" a while back!" Flurrie gasped.

"Shut up Flurrie! I saw that play myself and you died before the musical parts even began!" Diddy spat.

"LET'S GO ALREADY! We don't have time for arguing about pointless things...even if it IS true!" Luigi cried.

"WAIT A SECOND! I just remembered something, the room on the left only contains a compass and nothing more. We need to go to the room on the right to go onward!" Yoshi said.

"Well, ain't nobody got time for a compass so the right door we shall go through!" Wendy agreed and so did everyone else.

"Man does it feel good to be right! Talk about an ego boost!" Yoshi giggled and went with the others into the right room.

Everyone came in and widened their eyes when they saw a lower floor that had huge balls rolling all over the place along with silver rupees placed in certain spots.

"Holy shit! This calls for some magic! Rosalina, turn those colossal balls into candy because I am starving!" Tiny Bowser yelled in his chimpunk-y voice.

"If memory serves me correct, we actually have to collect the silver rupees in order to pass on to the next room," Mario pointed out.

"Screw that! I'm blasting these balls into dust!" Kammy objected and blasted a red wave of magic at one of the balls. It struck the ball and made it explode, pieces of it flying out everywhere, making everyone duck and cover their heads.

"OW! MY LEG!" Waluigi cried, one of the pieces colliding into his right leg.

"Kammy, I thought you said you were gonna turn it into DUST!?" DK howled.

"Sorry, I'm really getting careless with my magic lately. Looks like I might need someone to practice it on...oh Fire Bro! Wanna earn some extra coins?" Kammy grinned.

"No thanks, I already got the coins I need from stealing from Luigi's piggy bank," Fire Bro winked.

"Bwahahaha! People still have those things!? How embarrassing!" Bowser laughed in a chipmunk way.

"IT'S NOT A PIGGY BANK, IT'S A...aww forget it there's no turning back now, is there?" Luigi sighed.

"I have a better idea. Why don't we just suck it up, run past the stupid balls, and have Rosalina unlock the door so we don't have to do the silver rupee collect-a-thon?" Birdo proposed.

"Whatever gets us out of this ugly place sooner!" Pauline co-signed and the group jumped down and ran for it.

"Unlock!" Rosalina yelled and pointed her hand towards the door. The bars suddenly lifted and the door was free to open.

"Here it comes! DODGE!" Mario shrieked and jumped out of the first ball's path.

"DON'T DROP ME WENDY! I AM EXTREMELY FRAGILE!" Bowser cried, holding on to dear life on her hand.

"Hey you guys look at me! I'm a circus performer!" Fire Bro cheered while running/balancing on top one of the balls.

"Seriously now!? GET OFF THERE OR ELSE YOU'LL HURT YOURSELF!" Daisy groaned.

"I bet I can run faster than you can float!" Mona said.

"Either I have become blind or I simply cannot see the point you're trying to make here dearie," Flurrie replied.

Mona rolled her eyes. "Do you even work out a lot? Surely an actress that's supposedly as rich as you can afford to go to a gym?"

"While this is certainly true, I'm afraid that food is simply too irresistible for me to work off. I'll have you know that I eat a slice of chocolate cake per day for breakfast to get my energy going! I become hyper quite too easily don't you know?" Flurrie giggled.

"OOF!" Pauline let out a cry as she was suddenly hit by the last ball. She fell to the ground, groaning in pain.

"Oh no, Pauline!" Mario yelped and managed to pick her up over his shoulder and ran to the door. Once everyone had reached it (including Fire Bro who backflipped off the ball to there) they ran in to a small room with a treasure chest in the center.

"Pauline...are you alright? How injured are you?" Mario asked.

"Ugh, don't worry, I'm fine...just got my dress kinda scratched up. Thanks for helping me," Pauline smiled and the two hugged. Pauline then caught Peach staring at the two from the corner of her eye.

Peach couldn't help but scowl at the both of them and then she made an unpredictable move. She grabbed Wario and kissed him on the lips.

"WOAH WOAH WOAH! Peach, I had no idea you were into me like that! You must have a thing for chubby guys!" Wario blushed and then fainted.

"That's right you two! I've moved on! If you think I'm still angry then you're obviously in the wrong because I am sooooo over it! Have fun with your screwed up relationship!" Peach yelled.

"Peach, this seriously is not the time for this. And seriously? Wario of all people? Come on, even DK makes more sense than that!" Dixie grunted.

Bowser grew back to his regular size and let out a relieving sigh. "Whew! It's about damn time! Now then, I'm opening that treasure chest in the middle and keeping what's inside!"

"Wait a second! There is something in here with us..." Rosalina spoke.

"It's a ghost, isn't it!? I knew I should've asked E. Gadd to repair the Poltergust 3000 and bring it with me!" Luigi said in worry.

"Oh my god, it's not a ghost! IT'S A LIKE LIKE!" Diddy screamed, pointing to the ceiling. The gelatinous tube-like creature dropped down and immediately sucked in Waluigi into its mouth.

"AAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHH! THIS FEELS SO WEIRD! WHY AM I SUDDENLY THE BUTTMONKEY NOW!?" Waluigi screamed.

"Be gone you ugly...whatever the hell you're suppose to be!" Kammy yelled and blasted a magic wave at the Like Like, making it grow larger.

"KAMMY, WHAT THE HELL DID YOU JUST DO!?" Wario gasped.

"...Ooh...maybe I should just let Rosalina take care of the magic from now on..." Kammy cringed.

Mario got out one of his fire arrows and shot the Like Like with it, successfully damaging it.

"LIQUIFY!" Rosalina yelled and shot out a blue sphere from her hands that went struck the Like Like. It suddenly started to melt into the ground until it was nothing but a huge puddle.

"Whew...thanks babe! It was like I was getting sucked into some vortex and I would end up in some Alice in Wonderland-type of place..." Waluigi shivered.

"Yay. Woohoo. Party. In bigger news, I found a key in the treasure chest. Who the hell puts a key of all things in treasure chests!? What a ripoff!" Bowser pouted.

"That's suppose to unlock a door in the previous room! We have to go back!" Daisy said and led the group back out. They managed to avoid the balls of badness and went into the other room.

"Hey Rosalina! Can I ask you something real quick? I need some clarity on this and I promise I won't bother you about it again. Are you and Waluigi...officially in a relationship?" DK asked, slightly nervous.

Rosalina was hesitant to answer since she didn't wanna make him feel sad or anything of the matter. "Yes...we are. There is a connection between us and...I really like him and I know he likes me."

"Oh...okay then. I see now. I understand. That is your choice after all..." DK responded, showing a clear look of disappointment.

"But DK, this doesn't change the fact that we will always be friends. I'm sure you'll find someone...but now really isn't the time to discuss this," Rosalina said and went through the now unlocked door. DK sighed, shook his head, and regained his focus. He followed the others on through.

EOC.

Next chapter will be the continuation of the exploration of the spirit temple...which of course means more randomness and comedy. :P