GROUP 1:
Goombario, Goombella, Koops, Kooper, Bombette, Parakarry, Vivian, Watt, Toad, Toadette, Larry, Bowser Jr., Jojora, Lady SaSa, Banjo, Kazooie, Amy, and Charmy continued on to the next room. All there was in there was another small catwalk with two huge gaps on each side and then two other small catwalks against both walls. There was a blade trap in the right in the center of the middle catwalk, circling around a pot.
"OH COME ON! How many freaking abysses does this place possibly need!? I swear, if this temple ever becomes a tourist spot, then they REALLY need to do some remodeling," Jojora complained.
"Well, the exit is locked so we obviously have to complete something in this room to move forward..." Banjo pointed out.
"Ooh, I see the switch right there to unlock the door! That was so nice of the designers to make it easy for people to get out!" Watt cheered and kicked the switch. All it did was bring up a small circle of fire in front of the locked door.
"OBVIOUSLY they wouldn't have made it so easy for us to go on. Get your head out of the slime gutter for once, Watt," Bombette spat.
"Hey! No need to be so mean...we just need to figure out how to get that door unlocked. There has to be something else here..." Vivian said.
"You guys!? What is that thing floating over there in the back!?" Toadette shrilled, pointing to a floating, egyptian-looking stone creature on the opposite side of them.
"It's a monster and he wants to devour all of our souls and take them to the underworld!" Charmy freaked.
"...Or, you know, he simply just wants to kill us. There's seriously no need to over-exaggerate it," Kazooie rolled his eyes.
"That thing right there is called an Anubis. It breathes fire and only moves when we move, and it mirrors our every move. So, uhh, nobody move until we figure out how to destroy it," Goombario explained.
"Well someone better think of something fast, the way it's just floating there and staring at us is giving me the chills! Imagine waking up in the middle of the night to use the bathroom and seeing that awful thing!" Larry cringed at the thought.
Jojora grunted and shot her light arrows at the Anubis, successfully destroying it into pieces.
"There! No more Anubis! Now you all can stop whining!" Jojora shouted.
"Well, that was EXTREMELY anti-climatic," Kooper commented. Everyone else shrugged and went into the next room.
The room they came in was large, but the second half of it was blocked off by a huge grating wall, impeding their progress. Silver rupees were also seen along with more keese.
"Oh, I remember this part. All we need to do is collect those rupees and we'll be able to go forward," Toad instructed.
"Okay, but I'M keeping the rupees so I can sell them online for tons of coins so I can finally buy me that 128 inch widescreen Sony HDTV I've been wanting for years now," Kooper demanded.
"Fine whatever! I just wanna get through this stupid place and get back outside in the real world where there's no flaming bats or moving statues lurking about!" Bowser Jr. complained.
"YEAH! TIME TO SLICE SOME BATS INTO PIECES AND COOK THEM FOR A MEAL!" Charmy roared and went in, slashing at everything with his new found sword.
Goombella widened her eyes. "Um...I'm gonna, like, pretend I didn't hear that."
"Watch out! Fire Keese at 10 o'clock!" Toad pointed forward.
"Huh? How do you know what time it is?" Watt asked.
"I swear to god, I feel like my head is going to explode," Kooper groaned while rubbing her temples. The fire keese swooped down and rammed into his neck, setting his bandana on fire.
"AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHH! SO VERY FREAKING HOT! DON'T JUST STAND THERE AND STARE, HELP ME!" Kooper frantically screamed.
"Take off your bandana, dummy!" Larry yelled.
Vivian came in and helped. She tore the bandana off his neck and threw it down, letting the fire burn the remains of the small piece into ashes. Meanwhile, Jojora shot the fire Keese with a light arrow.
"Just great! Now my neck is hurting like hell! Can someone who is NOT Vivian give me a nice neck massage real quick please?" Kooper asked but everyone else gave him a smug face.
"Oh no, none of us are falling for that again! You're just gonna have to deal with the pain, mister!" Bombette scolded.
"Hey Charmy, while you're at it, be a dear and collect those shiny silver rupees after you're done slicing the bats into itty bitty pieces since I'm sure the rest of us are too lazy to do it. Kthxbai," Larry ordered.
"Soooo Amy! Did you or did you not tamper with the bridge and make it fall down?" Parakarry bluntly and quietly confronted the hedgehog away from the others.
"Uhh...WHAT? I have no idea what the hell you're talking about," She responded with a freaked out expression.
"Remember when you fell on the bridge and you laid there for a little too long? I saw you doing something to a part of the bridge with your hands. What was that all about?" Parakarry asked.
Amy had a blank expression on her face. Parakarry couldn't tell if she didn't know how to respond or if she was simply caught for her heinous act...perhaps both?
"Just...listen to me, Parakarry. If you know what's good for you and for everyone else, you will keep your mouth shut. Maybe, just maybe, I won't go for you," Amy said in a sudden change of tone. Parakarry widened his eyes, definitely not expecting that kind of response.
"Excuse me!? What do you mean by that!? And...when did your eyes become bloodshot?" Parakarry raised his voice.
Amy looked away and gave a slight frown. "I...I'm sorry, I shouldn't have said that. I'm not sure what's wrong with me...let's just forget all of this ever happened." She then walked back over to the group. Parakarry was beyond confused now.
"Hmm...there's something about this room that I'm forgetting...what was it? I know there's something else in here that's suppose to appear," Toad thought out loud, rubbing his chin.
Suddenly, a shadow appeared on top of Lady SaSa and it got bigger and bigger.
"Hmm? What is this growing shadow that I see? I hope it's not anything bad and if it is, then I also hope that I can sing it away with my graceful and hate-repellant song, Highway Unicorn!" Lady SaSa cheered.
"You have a song called Highway Unicorn? Okay, now I know for a fact you're trying too hard to be weird," Kazooie said.
The thing that was making the shadow dropped onto the popstar and grabbed her entire body. Everybody screamed at the menacing creature that looked like a giant, black hand.
"OH MY GOD, IT'S A FLOORMASTER! EVERYONE STAY CALM AND LET ME HANDLE THIS!" Goombario shrieked and bit into the 'hand' which made it squeal out.
"How is biting into it going to help anything!? FIERY JINX!" Vivian yelled but the Floormaster was unaffected by the attack. "Oh...well...at least I tried."
Goombario let go of the Floormaster and fell to the ground. "Pffbth! YUCK! Tastes like rotten chicken!"
"GET THIS BEAST OF THE UNDERWORLD OFF OF ME ALREADY! THIS HAND IS A MONSTER, M-M-M-M-MONSTER! THIS HAND IS A MONSTER, M-M-M-M-MONSTER! THIS HAND IS A MONSTER, M-M-M-M-MONSTER! THIS HAND IS A MONSTER-ER-ER-ER-ER! IT ATE MY HEART, IT A-A-ATE MY HEART! IT ATE MY HEART, IT A-A-ATE MY HEART OUT!" Lady SaSa scream/sung for dear life.
"Hold still, I'm trying to get a good aim at it!" Jojora yelled and shot a light arrow at the Floormaster. It made another squeal and split into three smaller hands that crawled all over the place.
"AAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHH! SOMEONE CRUSH THOSE THINGS!" Banjo screamed like a girl and jumped onto Kazooie, squishing her to the ground.
"YOW! Banjo, get your tub of lard ass off of me THIS INSTANT!" Kazooie demanded.
"Eeeeeeeek! It's on me, it's on me! Oh my god, it's going up my dress! SOMEONE GET IT OUT NOW BEFORE IT DOES SOMETHING GROSS! Wait a second, oh, that tickles! Hahahaha, stop it you little devil hand! Heh...ow! Ow! OWWWWWWWWWWWW! OKAY NOW IT'S STARTING TO HURT ME!" Toadette screamed and danced around the room while trying to grab the thing from inside her shirt.
"Toss it to me! I can kill it!" Bowser Jr. called out.
Toadette grabbed the tiny hand and threw it towards him. Bowser Jr. smashed the tiny hand with his left food and a bunch of green 'ooze' squirted out.
"Oh that's just nasty! Now I'm gonna HAVE to take a bath when I get home!" Bowser Jr. groaned.
"Why are you saying it as if you, like, don't like to take baths?" Goombella asked, making a grossed out expression.
"BOOM GOES THE TINY DEVIL HAND!" Bombette yelled, exploding right next to one of hands, disintegrating it into ashes.
"Hey, is it alright if I keep the last one as a pet? I feel like this would be an awesome Hyrule souvenir to bring back home!" Toad asked in excitement.
"NO!" Everyone else said in objection and Watt zapped the last hand into ashes.
"Oh my gosh, those hands were sooooo ugly and old looking! Haven't they ever heard of a thing called moisturizer?" Watt pouted.
"And haven't you heard of anything called a BRAIN?" Kazooie spat.
"Hey hey hey! Can we please keep the insults to a minimum? You guys can swear and get into catfights all you want AFTER we get out of here!" Goombario said.
"Hey guys, I collected all the silver rupees and the way forward has opened up! I know, I know, I'm totally awesome!" Charmy bragged.
"Uh...so...what did you do with the silver rupees?" Kooper asked.
"Oh, I tossed them into the abyss since I figured we wouldn't need them anymore!" Charmy said, then giving a cheesy grin.
"WHAT!? BUT I JUST TOLD YOU...NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!" Kooper cried and dropped to his knees.
"In more important news, we can go on now, but that means we have to cross yet another bridge...exciting..." Jojora sighed.
Toadette gulped. "Ugh, how many bridges does there have to be in this place? This is the definition of uncool!"
"Don't worry Toadette, just hold on to me and you'll be fine like before!" Bowser Jr. said in encouragement and held her hand. Toadette blushed at this.
"Amy...you go first. Lead the way," Parakarry said with his arms crossed. Amy was too scared to look at him, she could just hear it in his tone that he was ticked at her. She sighed and led the group across the catwalk.
"Are you ready to walk? Are you ready to walk? Milan, Paris, New York! Are you ready to walk?" Lady SaSa asked/sung to Koops.
"Yes I am, now PLEASE just stop singing for once in your life!" Koops cried and hurried across the bridge in hopes of getting away from her.
"What's wrong my dear? Did that hand screw up my exotic face? Not to worry, plastic surgery can fix anything these days! Now excuse me while I do the, do the catwalk! Do the, do the catwalk!" Lady SaSa danced across the bridge. The group went into the next room.
"HEY! We were just in this room like 20 minutes ago! That's not nice of the designers to confuse us like that!" Larry freaked.
Goombella hopped down the steps and crouched down to look at a nearby crawlspace. "Right here...I think this is where we need to go next."
"Great, not only do we have to deal with bridges, but we also have to deal with something that makes me claustrophobic...MAN I LOVE THIS TEMPLE!" Toad jumped for joy.
GROUP 2:
Mario, Luigi, Peach, Daisy, Rosalina, Pauline, DK, Diddy, Dixie, Yoshi, Birdo, Fire Bro, Wario, Waluigi, Bowser, Kammy, Wendy, Mona, and Flurrie were in another room that had another Like Like in it.
"LIQUIFY!" Rosalina yelled and a blue wave shot from her hands and blasted the gelatinous creature, melting it to the ground instantly.
"Ooh I wonder how that tastes? Who dares me to lick the puddle right off the floor!?" Fire Bro asked in excitement.
"Go right on ahead. It will make this adventure oh so much more entertaining," Pauline smirked.
"Fire Bro, stop. I don't want you to catch anything from licking it. Besides, I'm pretty sure it will taste godawful and the taste will leave your tongue feeling bitter for the next few hours," Dixie suggested.
"Aww okay. I guess I'll have to settle for licking the walls then!" Fire Bro said then proceeded to head right for the walls but Dixie pulled him back.
Diddy snickered a bit. "Dixie, you're acting like his mom. Just let him do what he wants already. I'm sure he'll figure out how idiotic it is sooner or later."
"It's called being a good friend. I think you're bothered by the fact that I like hanging around the 'crazy' dude!" Dixie argued.
"Of course I am! There's a chance that he could get you hurt, do you really think I want that? I know he means no harm the majority of the time but it's just not safe around him..." Diddy sighed.
"I can look out for myself. I'm a big girl," Dixie stated and turned her back to his.
The floating pots of doom made another comeback as they lifted from the ground and hit Waluigi, knocking him over.
"OW OW OW OW OW! WHAT IS UP WITH THIS STUPID TEMPLE AND THEIR STUPID GHOST POTTERY!? I SWEAR TO GOD, IF I HAD A STICK OF DYNAMITE WITH ME I WOULD BLOW THIS MOTHERFUDGING TEMPLE OF CRUETLY INTO PIECES!" Waluigi raged.
"Please calm down, Waluigi. RECOVER," Rosalina said, putting both her hands of Waluigi's shoulders. The tall man gasped.
"Woah! I feel loads better now...did you do that?" Waluigi asked.
"Yes I did. Can't have my boyfriend be in pain and turn into a raging monster now can I?" Rosalina winked. Waluigi formed the biggest smile he had ever done.
"This wall here...we have to climb it in order to proceed. You guys ready?" Mario asked.
"Well DUH, of course we are! None of us would be here if we didn't think we could get through a bunch of trials and flying demonic pots!" Wendy spat.
"Okay, there's really no need to get an attitude with me...GOSH!" Mario replied.
"I must say this is splendid for me! I just received a manicure last week that costed me 300 coins and I thankfully can avoid this travesty that you call a climbing wall so I'll be able to keep my nails clean a little bit longer!" Flurrie heartily laughed.
"No one cares about your stupid, girly, unnecessarily expensive manicure you broad! Just float your cloudy ass up to the top already!" Bowser barked.
"Hmph! Do you speak to your mother in that kind of tone? You must have grown in up a dreadful home life! I can see why your kids aren't that much better!" Flurrie scoffed.
"What the hell is that suppose to mean, you 70 year old fatass!? You better keep your injected lips shut or else I'll tear out all of your hair AND destroy your necklace!" Wendy threatened.
Luigi shook his head. "I swear, we can never go 5 minutes without some kind of arguing..."
The group begun to climb up the rocky wall, taking it easy and one step at a time.
"Hey Pauline, those are some nice panties you got on!" Wario snickered, seeing up into Pauline's dress since she was above him.
"Ugh, Wario, you are such a pervert! You give all the other obese guys in the world a bad name!" Pauline grunted.
"She's kind of right, you know. That's totally inappropriate and if some guy was looking up MY dress or skirt, well, let's just say that he'll get a good kick below his waist," Mona winked.
"Oh...sorry...I didn't mean to sound...nasty..." Wario said, actually feeling ashamed of his perversion.
"Can you guys hurry up? I'm getting my cloak dirty with all this annoying sand!" Kammy complained, already reaching the top with Flurrie since they both could float.
"Oh yeah totally! I apologize for all of us for CLIMBING A GIGANTIC WALL AND TAKING OUR TIME SO WE DON'T FALL!" Birdo screeched.
"How the hell is Bowser even able to climb this wall anyways? Wouldn't your weight make it almost impossible to even climb all the way?" Diddy asked.
"YES DIDDY, I KNOW, I AM A WIDELOAD NOW KEEP YOUR OBNOXIOUS COMMENTS TO YOURSELF AND KEEP CLIMBING OR ELSE I'LL RIP OFF YOUR TAIL!" Bowser roared. Diddy shrieked and climbed even faster.
Everyone eventually made it to the top and saw the room before them that had a big mirror in the center with a hole in the ceiling that had sun shining down onto the mirror. There were four sun faces on the wall along with a locked door.
"Yes, finally there's a mirror! Now I can finally check myself out and see if short hair really DOES suit me!" Peach cheered and ran over to it.
"It doesn't, sorry. All of us agree that you should get extensions. Leave the ugly short hair to Daisy," Wendy insulted.
"Okay, first off, none of us were in this fake 'agreement' you just made up, and secondly, HEY! Short hair can look cute if it's styled right!" Daisy grunted.
"WAIT PEACH! I am getting a negative aura in this room...something evil is in here..." Rosalina spoke.
"There she goes again with that 'aura' crap..." Mona groaned.
"Are you sure about that? I don't see any enemies in here," DK said.
"I'm almost positive it's invisible. Let me see if I can make it visible," Rosalina said and walked cautiously towards the back. She extended her right arm out in front of her, as if 'feeling' for some kind of energy. She turned to the left a little bit and gasped.
"There you are! REVEAL!" Rosalina shouted and a humongous hand (Floormaster) appeared out of thin air. Everyone else screamed at the sudden appearance. The Floormaster lifted itself and zoomed at Yoshi and wrapped itself around his neck, blocking his airway.
"AAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHH! NOOOOOOOO! LET GO OF HIM OR ELSE I'LL CHOP ALL YOUR FINGERS OFF AND YOU'LL BE NOTHING BUT A PALM!" Birdo cried, trying to pull the Floormaster off of him along with a few others. They tugged and tugged and eventually got if off, flinging it backwards.
Yoshi violently coughed, regaining his breath again. "Why...did that thing choose to attack me!? It's because I'm a dinosaur isn't it!?"
"WE MUST DESTROY THE DEVIL'S LEFT HAND BEFORE IT DOES ANYTHING ELSE! WATCH THIS!" Fire Bro declared then got in his shell, spun himself around a few times and zoomed towards the Floormaster. The hand simply jumped as he came to it and Fire Bro's shell started to rapidly bounce off the walls like a ping pong ball.
"Yikes! Don't let it hit me!" Mona shrieked and jumped into Wario's arms.
"Hey there, how you doing?" Wario winked.
"Leave it to me!" Rosalina yelled, and threw a pink magic blast at the Floormaster. It successfully hit it, but instead of it being destroyed, it turned into three tiny hands.
"Oh...I don't think that was suppose to happen..." Rosalina gulped.
"OH MY GOD! NOW THERE'S MINI VERSIONS OF THEM! WHEN DOES THE TORTURE EVER STOP!?" Luigi shrilled and jumped into Daisy's arms.
"Why the hell are you guys so scared so for!? They're so tiny so they pose very little threat and we can actually crush them now!" Dixie pointed out and walked up to one of the tiny hands. She tried to stomp on the hand, but it evaded her foot and the hand crawled up her back and into her large ponytail.
"Hey, what are you...OW! YOWCHIES! THIS BITCH IS TEARING OUT MY HAIR! SOMEONE GET IT OFF ME THIS INSTANT!" Dixie cried, falling to the floor. Diddy ran over, grabbed it out of her hair, and stomped on it, leaving green 'blood' behind it.
"Ewwww! It looks just like vomit!" Diddy cringed.
"Screw this, I'm using my magic to blast those bastards! I must be fearless in using my magic!" Kammy yelled and sent out a blue blast of magic towards one of the hands. However, her aim was off by a lot so the magic blast hit the mirror which bounced off of it, and hit one of the sun faces, activating it, then bounced off of that onto another sun face, also activating it, then bounced off of THAT one onto another sun face, activating it of course, then, you guessed it, bounced off of that one onto the final sun face, activating it obviously, then bounced off of that into one of the hands, disintegrating it into ashes.
"Oh! That certainly didn't go according to plan...but hey, I killed one and turned on those freaky sun designs so I guess goal accomplished?" Kammy laughed.
Yoshi extended his tongue out and grabbed the last tiny hand with it and turned it into an egg.
"There we go! Now the hand shall remain trapped in that egg for all eternity! MWAHAHAHAHAHA!" Yoshi evilly laughed once again.
"Yeah, you're a real evil genius," Pauline rolled her eyes.
Fire Bro eventually stopped bouncing around and popped his head back out.
"Hey guys! Did I kill those mini devil hands?" Fire Bro happily asked.
"No, you didn't. You failed your mission so you officially suck at life," Bowser half-joked.
Because all the sun faces were activated, a bunch of things happened. Two treasure chests fell from the ceiling, the door was now unlocked, and a Floormaster suddenly appeared.
"WAIT, I SEE TREASURE! LET ME SNAG SOME OF THAT MOOLAH FIRST!" Bowser squealed and tried to run to it, but DK pulled him back.
"BOWSER STOP! The Floormaster is over there and we can't risk anyone getting hurt!" The ape shrieked and pushed him towards the door.
"Wait a second, I never got a chance to see my reflection!" Peach whined but everyone else pulled her towards the door as they were all screaming. They got into the next room and took a breather.
"Okay, it's official, this place is the absolute WORST. I am NEVER going to look at Ocarina of Time the same way again..." Pauline sighed.
"And I certainly am never going to look at my hands the same way again! Just imagine that there's a chance your hands will look similar to that thing once you're really old...brrr! Where's a fountain of youth when you need one?" Flurrie complained.
"What the hell is wrong with you guys? You could've just left me in there so I would get the treasure! That stupid hand is no match for me!" Bowser argued.
"Bowser, I've played the game before...there's only a heart piece in the chest and the other chest contains a trap," Mario said.
"...Even so, I still wanted the heart piece..." Bowser whispered.
"WOAH! Check out that beauty!" Fire Bro gasped and pointed up and forward. They all turned around and widened their eyes when they saw the colossal statue of the Goddess of the Sands.
"Geez, look at all that. That must've taken years to build. That snake around her definitely takes away the attractive points though," Waluigi criticized.
"Hey did you guys know that if you hookshot where the statue's nipple is suppose to be, you'll be able to attach to it and zoom up there? Wanna give that theory a test, Birdo?" Wario snickered.
"Can you stop with the perverted comments already? One more like that and I'll insert this hookshot into your ass!" Birdo warned. Wario froze in fear.
"Hold on a second...the negative aura I'm feeling right now...it's definitely coming from the statue! It must be in that room where Link fought those two witches!" Rosalina said.
"I had a feeling it would be in there. Now Rosalina, can you...wait a second...the face of the statue...it's gone!" Mario pointed out, making everyone else realize that a piece of the statue was actually missing.
"Aww, are you telling me that I fantasized myself making out with a FACELESS statue!?" Fire Bro whined.
"Okay, and...? Why should we be bothered by the fact that its face is gone? It was probably designed poorly anyways!" Bowser scowled.
"Because behind the face is what leads to the boss's lair! You know, the one where Link fought those two witches? Why the hell is it open?" Mario asked.
"I'm almost positive it's because of Kamogenix. I mean, how else would that thing have gotten out and destroyed the Gerudo Valley?" DK pointed out.
"Good point, I almost forgot about that. But why would it go back inside there though?" Mario questioned.
"Well, also remember that fake guard guy back at the castle, you know, the one who had a story book about Kamogenix and all the info about it? He probably managed to run over here and into the lair, and do something with it. Of course, it can't be anything good..." Daisy said.
"Well whatever it is, we are going in there and stopping it this instant! Rosalina, can you somehow get all of us up to the statue's face so we don't have to waste any more time going the long way?" Birdo asked.
"Hmm...I suppose I can try. Let me just-" Rosalina was suddenly cut off by a familiar sounding scream. They saw a figure run out of the hole where the statue's face was suppose to be. The figure jumped off the edge of the hole and landed on the ground. It was as if this person was beyond terrified of what was in that room that he wanted to get out, even if it meant possibly killing himself.
"HOLY CRAP! IS THAT...LINK!?" Diddy gasped.
GROUP 1:
"I'm telling you Jojora, we could've easily avoided all that wasted time and energy removing the lock from that door when we could've just gone back into the previous room, find the small key, and simply unlock it the easier way!" Larry argued while climbing up a brick-like wall with the others.
"And I'm telling you that I was NOT about to go back in that tiny crawlspace and start hyperventilating again just for some stupid key when I was totally able to destroy the lock on that door with my superior light arrows and that crazy bomb chick!" Jojora retorted.
"HEY, THIS CRAZY BOMB CHICK HAS A NAME AND I SWEAR TO GOD, IF YOU EVER BLOW ME UP SEVEN TIMES IN A ROW LIKE THAT AGAIN, I WILL HACK INTO YOUR GOSSIP BLOG AND TURN INTO A BOMBETTE FANSITE, WHICH I COMPLETELY DESERVE ONE BY NOW!" Bombette roared.
"All of you just shut the hell up already! You're starting to become more annoying than the fire bats!" Kooper yelled.
"You mean the Fire KEESE?" Goombario corrected.
"Goombario, I'm about to kick you off of this wall in a second!" Kazooie threatened.
"You all seriously need to stop the drama...AND START THE MUSIC!" Lady SaSa cheered and was about to sing until Charmy stung her, causing the popstar to fall all the way back down to the ground floor.
"THANK YOU! I think I would've gone insane if I were to be forced to sing another one of her lame pop songs!" Toadette said.
"Everyone just please try to calm down. We must not turn on each other while we look for any sign of Link or this Kamogenix," Vivian advised.
Surprisingly, everyone else stayed quiet for the remainder of the climb and reached the top...except for Lady SaSa who was struggling to get up there while not letting her hair extensions fall out.
But what they saw when they got there scared the hell out of them...actually, it was more of a WHO they saw.
"D-DIMENTIO!? What the hell are you doing here!?" Toad shrieked.
"AH! The troublesome heroes! I-I-I-I should be asking you the same question!" Dimentio said in a shaky voice. He seemed very scared, as if he was hiding from someone or something. It was actually a little disturbing to see the jester of all people in such a frightened state.
"Okay, what the hell happened to you, Dimentio? You look like you've seen a ghost...or Flurrie without any makeup on!" Goombario asked.
"I...I came over here to steal that gem that Tatanga wanted oh so badly, but...this thing...oh god, it was terrible! I just barely managed to escape its grasp, like a butterfly from a venus fly trap! It tried to follow me, but I believe it went away to some other location in the temple...I...I must admit that I have never been so caught off guard in my entire life. I'm not even sure if it's worth getting the gem at this point!" Dimentio explained. Everyone else had worried and nervous expressions.
"Hold on a second, how the hell does Tatanga know about the gem being located here!?" Toad gasped.
Dimentio's worried expression faded into a smirk. "Hmm...now that is information I shall not reveal!"
Bowser Jr. widened his eyes in realization. "OF COURSE! Don't you guys remember when Arfur told us that those shadow chicks snuck in one night and stole his notes about the gems located in certain worlds? That's how Dimentio got here and the others are probably in the other worlds looking for the gems right now too!"
Dimentio's smirk grew. "If it's any consolation...I'll be taking my leave now. I tried using my magic on that beast once but it had no affect. I went in through that dastardly crawlspace, just barely making it to the otherside and warped myself to the otherwise of the locked door. The ferocious roars and banging I heard on the other side were quite bone chilling...I'm not taking the risk of getting myself dragged into the underworld by that thing. But I suppose I shouldn't worry, that creature will undoubtedly take all of you down so we'll simply collect the rest of the gems without any more trouble! Ciao!" Dimentio then disappeared into thin air.
"Oh man...if Dimentio of all people was terrified of Kamogenix...I can only imagine how we would fare against it..." Koops shivered.
"How would we even defeat it anyways? Zelda never told us if this monster has a weak spot, well, that's assuming IF it even has one," Parakarry said.
"Hey, why does that sun face on the floor look so much like me? Could that be my long lost brother? HELLOOOOOOO? BROTHER? ARE YOU ALIVE?" Watt yelled, talking to the inanimate sun face that was placed on the floor.
"...Well whatever! We'll, like, deal with it when the time comes. I don't wanna give up just yet! What we need to focus on right now is getting past that barred door!" Goombella said.
"Oh that's easy. All we need to do is explode the rock on the wall with light coming out of it which will activate the creepy sun face, and unlock the door!" Toad informed. Everybody looked to Bombette.
"...I officially hate being a bomb. Go ahead, throw me. Abuse me like the sickos you all are!" Bombette cried.
"Or, you know, I could just use my grenade eggs to blow up that rock if it makes you happy," Kazooie suggested.
"No no! It's fine! That's all I'll ever be, a toy used for throwing and exploding. I was buil for that purpose so I have no choice but to stick with it," Bombette sobbed.
"No offense, but you're seriously being a drag right now," Kooper commented.
"OH FOR CRYING OUT LOUD!" Kazooie suddenly shouted and shot a grenade egg from her mouth, destroying the rock and let the light in, shining it on the sun's face, making it smile and unlocking the door.
"Thanks Kazooie! We can always count on you to obliterate the crap out of things!" Banjo complimented.
"That sun face has got a pocket, got a pocketful of sunshine! It's got a love that it knows it's all its, oh! Oh woah! Do what you want but you're never gonna break it, sticks and stones ain't ever gonna shake it, oh! Oh woah!" Lady SaSa sang as she climbed back to the top.
"Do you WANT to get thrown down there again?" Larry threatened.
The group walked towards the now unlocked door, but suddenly, two big lizard-like creatures came out of nowhere, wielding swords. Everyone screamed and backed away.
"Aw crap, I forgot about the Lizalfos! Should we run for it or fight them?" Toad asked.
Jojora got out her light arrows. "I'll fight them. It shouldn't take too-"
SLICE!
"...long?" Jojora finished, widening her eyes at the sight of Charmy decapitating the two lizard creatures with his sword just like that.
"All done! Hey look, these things squirt out green blood too! Eww, it's leaking all over the place!" Charmy cringed.
"OKAY LET'S GET OUT OF HERE BEFORE I PUKE ALL OVER MYSELF!" Toadette screeched and ran out the doorway along with everyone else. They came into the room that had the Goddess of the Sands statue in it.
"Wooooaaaahhhh! Look at that fine piece of...whatever the hell that thing is made of!" Larry pointed to the statue and started to drool.
"Where is the face at? Why make a sexy statue without any face? That is insanity, I tell you!" Kooper yelled.
"In order to get to the boss's lair, you must use the light from the mirror shield to break it and go on in...meaning that someone was here recently...or they still are," Goombario deduced.
"Um, and by someone, you mean that guard we saw at the castle...and Kamogenix?" Koops gulped.
"Exactly. The guard must've ran all the way over here and called out for Kamogenix to do something with it, which is why it didn't go after Dimentio. They must be planning something..." Goombario said.
Suddenly, they all heard a familiar scream that echoed throughout a room. They all turned their heads to where the sound came from and screamed when they saw someone jump from the hole of the statue where the face is and landed on the ground.
"Holy guacamole! THAT'S LINK!" Charmy shrieked.
The group ran down to the ground floor to see if he was alright...only to meet the other group who was gonna do the same thing.
"WOAH! Oh it's just you guys! Good to know you're all still alive!" DK said.
"Likewise. Did you know that this place has WAY too many bridges and abysses?" Jojora asked.
"Guess who we just found a minute ago...it was Dimentio! He was in this place looking for the gem too!" Bowser Jr. informed.
"WHAT!? I can't believe this! Where is he now!?" Daisy asked in frustration.
"He ran off like a wuss because he saw Kamogenix and didn't want to risk meeting up with it again. I have to say though, he WAS legitimately terrified about it, which makes us think that Kamogenix might be nearly impossible to defeat..." Toad answered.
"Oh boy, Dimentio and 'terrified' in the same sentence means that this thing must pretty damn horrifying. Well, at least we don't have to worry about him getting in the way of snatching the gem," Mario said.
"Ughhh...you guys..." Link groaned in pain. There were bruises, cuts, and bloody marks all over his body.
"Oh Link! Sorry, we totally forgot about you for a second. How are you doing? Did you defeat Kamogenix?" Peach stupidly asked.
"What...what are you guys...doing here...?" Link struggled to speak.
"We came here for a gem, to sum it all up. We'll tell you the story later, but we must know, is Kamogenix in the room you just came from? Did it trap you?" Mona asked.
"I went to destroy it, but...it got me and...tortured me...and trapped me...ohhhh...my head. I tried to stop it...but it's so powerful...I thought I was going to...die..." Link's eyes started to water.
"Oh my god...we are so sorry to hear that. But we are going to defeat this thing! We have no choice..." Vivian said.
Suddenly, black mist came down from the hole in the statue and started filling the room. Chills ran down everyone's spine and they all looked at the hole, suddenly gasping when they saw a giant, black figure emerge from the hole.
EOC.
Next chapter is the boss fight! Since it's going to be 1 vs. 37 (38 if you count Link), it's gonna be a bit complex for me to write out, but I'll find some way to handle it. ;)
