"Oh my god...THIS IS KAMOGENIX!?" Daisy shrieked, her jaw completely dropped.
An 8 foot tall slender shadow humanoid thing emerged from the hole in the statue and dropped to the ground, landing on its knees with ease. Its entire body was covered in shadow. It had long hair and very feminine features (but no face) but it was definitely not what everyone was expecting.
"Well well well, I haven't seen a group of people this large since I've destroyed that ugly Gerudo's Fortress recently!" Kamogenix spoke, then giggled hysterically. Her voice sounded very light but husky and had kind of an 'echo' to it.
"...BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! THIS IS KAMOGENIX, THE DEMON THAT KILLED A BUNCH OF HYLIANS BACK IN THE DINOSAUR AGE!? BWAHAHAHAHAHAHA! OH MY GOD THIS HAS TO BE A JOKE!" Bowser exploded in laughter and fell to the floor.
Wario was also laughing very hard. "I know, right? How the hell are we suppose to take this broad seriously when she looks like one of those female polygons from Super Smash Bros.? I'll have to admit though, she looks damn FINE! The Gerudo statue got nothing on this chick!"
"ENOUGH! I am Kamogenix, the very embodiment of evil! You would do well to keep your mouth shut unless you want a very slow death that involves me ripping your limbs apart one at a time!" Kamogenix squealed then giggled hysterically again.
"THIS was the thing that Dimentio was afraid of? What a coward. She probably tried to smooch him to death and he obviously wasn't here for that," Birdo scoffed.
"You would do well not to mock the legendary Kamogenix. What she did to Link, she could easily do 100 times worse to you lot..." said a familiar voice. Everyone looked to where the voice came from and saw the same guard from before come out from behind the statue.
"It's you! But your voice...it sounds very...'forced' if I should say. It's as if you're trying to cover up your real voice so no one will find out who you are. REVEAL," Rosalina yelled and the guard suddenly turned into the body of Ganondorf. Everyone else shrieked at this revelation.
"AHA! I KNEW IT! I mean...I didn't know it in the sense of actually knowing it, I just knew that there was something fishy going on with that guard...besides him being involved with Kamogenix, obviously,!" Goombella cried.
"So Ganondorf, you decided to wreak havoc on Hyrule once again, but this time, you're using this demon chick, who actually doesn't even look like a demon, to do the job for you because you suck so much at doing it yourself?" Pauline asked.
"Actually, yes, I did. You see, I came up with many ideas on how to take over Hyrule but I just didn't know how to properly execute them. Then I remembered reading a story about Kamogenix many years ago, about how she created chaos and killed hundreds of people and was then sealed away to prevent more destruction. So, I went to the library, in disguise of course, and looked to see if there were any books that gave any more details about Kamogenix. I found one and then out of pure cruelty, 'accidentally' burned down the library. I read through the book and understood what kind of powers Kamogenix had and where it was sealed. I went to the room where Link had fought Twinrova and with all of my power, removed the very thing that had sealed her. It took so much out of me...I felt so drained which is something I haven't felt in a long time. Kamogenix finally arisen, but she was weak, having been sealed for so long...so I gave her my power, in hopes of restoring her to her original self. I was completely drained at this point but then we came up with a plan. Kamogenix was to turn me into a Hyrule guard and pretend to help watch over Hyrule Castle while Kamogenix was to destroy Gerudo Ruins. I stayed at Hyrule Castle to make sure Zelda wouldn't run away if things became more dangerous. Kamogenix's power is growing at a fast rate, so soon, me and her will be able to take over Hyrule and rule it as ours," Ganondorf explained.
"Well, at least you're man enough to admit you suck at being a solo villain," Kammy cackled.
"Hey! I have a fantastic idea, how about we just get to the fighting and skip all this nonsense filler talk crap!?" Diddy yelled.
"Oh, of course! Let's just get straight to the part where I kill you all and suck up your souls!" Kamogenix said and hysterically giggled again.
"Why the hell do you keep on laughing like some crack addict? You're definitely not as scary as Zelda made it out to be..." Kooper said.
"Someone needs to get Link out of here! We can't risk him dying from this...this...whatever the hell it's suppose to be!" Daisy commanded.
"I'll do it! Try not to get smashed before I get back!" Larry offered and dragged Link out of there.
"LET'S GET READY TO RUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUMBLE!" Yoshi roared and the chaos began.
All of the more 'physical' characters came in to fight Kamogenix at the exact same time. Mario ran in, high jumped, and attempted to kick Kamogenix right in the face, but the demon chick was too quick as she simply slapped his entire body away and crashed into the wall. Kammy got on her broomstick and flew all around her, throwing a bunch of magic blasts onto her, but it had little effect, actually, it made Kamogenix even more irritated. Kammy suddenly lost control of her broomstick and crashed right into the ground without Kamogenix even moving a finger. Bowser ran up to her and breathed out a massive wall of fire which made Kamogenix give a high pitched squeal and move back a few steps. Bowser laughed at this and then started to repeatedly claw her right leg since he was obviously unable to reach up any further. Kamogenix squealed again and then she fiercely kicked Bowser in the jaw, sending him backwards many feet and cracking the wall that he crashed into. Jojora aimed and shot one of her light arrows at the face of Kamogenix, and she squealed like before, obvious that it hurt her a lot more than Bowser's fire.
"Of course! THE LIGHT ARROWS HURT HER THE MOST! WE HAVE TO FIND SOME WAY TO SHINE A WHOLE BUNCH OF LIGHT ON HER!" Toad yelled.
"Rosalina, I think this is where you come in. Can you do a spell that will bring the light in onto her?" Waluigi asked.
"Yes, I know of a spell that can do something like that, but I'm gonna need a minute to focus my energies on the spell and do the chant," Rosalina responded and backed further away from the battle so she would be safe in doing the spell.
"Hold on a second here! If Light Arrows hurt her, and if light in general also hurts her...then how was she able to destroy Gerudo Fortress in broad daylight?" Goombella questioned.
"She most likely did the destroying stuff at night. That's the only thing I can think of," Koops answered.
"Hey giganto lady! My 110 year old grandpa fights better than you, and he's as blind as a mole!" Fire Bro laughed, then latched on to her left leg and bit into it.
"YOW! You have some pretty strong teeth for a typical peasant...but wouldn't it be just awful if you were to lose all of them?" Kamogenix asked, then did her hysterical giggle again. She telepathically removed Fire Bro from her, floated him right in front of her face, and his jaw started to rumble. Fire Bro let out a scream, feeling his teeth pulling forward...until a fire arrow blasted Kamogenix right in the face, losing her concentration and let Fire Bro fall all the way down.
"Don't worry, I got you!" Dixie yelped, readying to catch Fire Bro. However, it failed as Fire Bro knocked her down as soon as he landed.
"Thanks for the comfort landing, Dixie! I really thought my butt was going to be destroyed there for a second!" Fire Bro complimented.
"Don't...mention...it..." Dixie barely let out, being suffocated by the maniac.
"Okay, time to stop playing around! WATCH THIS!" Kamogenix yelled and smashed her right hand into the ground, causing a huge reverberation that sent everyone flying backwards into the wall.
"Ouchies! I hit my precious face on the wall! Please don't tell me I dislocated my nose!" Flurrie cried.
Kamogenix giggled yet again. "Not feeling so cocky now, are you?"
"Bitch, you giggle too much, I hope you choke!" Kazooie growled and shot a grenade egg from her mouth that blasted onto her left hand, making her shriek and almost fall over again.
"Ugh...my chanting and concentration has been ruined! You guys have to keep distracting her so the spell can work!" Rosalina said in frustration.
"GIGGLE AT THIS, NO FACED BIATCH!" Luigi roared, swiped the fire arrows from Daisy, and shot three arrows at once to Kamogenix. The demon chick made them go the opposite direction, right back to Luigi and he barely managed to avoid them as they struck the ground. The bow with all the fire arrows suddenly dragged itself towards Kamogenix and into her hand and then she crushed it into tiny pieces. Kamogenix did the same thing to the ice and light arrows, she magically dragged them and floated them into her hand and crushed them into pieces.
"No faced biatch? Are you kidding me right now?" Daisy asked, shaking her hand.
"Well...I dunno, I just wanted to say something cool for once," Luigi shrugged.
"CRAP! There goes our most powerful weapons! WE NEED TO DO SOMETHING FAST BEFORE SHE RIPS ALL OF OUR HEADS OFF AND FEED THE REST OF OUR BODIES TO THE YUCKY CREATURES THAT LIVE IN THIS DUMP!" Wendy yelled.
"Wait a second here...why ISN'T she ripping all of our heads off? She could've easily done this right from the very start, but she didn't. If Kamogenix is as powerful and scary as Zelda described her to be, then why the hell hasn't she killed all of us yet?" Mario questioned.
"Dude I would rather NOT think about that right now! Just be glad that we're still breathing!" Diddy said.
"No, he's right. Something doesn't make sense here. Either this broad hasn't fully regained her powers back...or...or," Goombario then gasped when he came to a realization.
Kamogenix hysterically giggled for the hundredth time. "The little goomba is right. Because I used so much energy destroying that ugly fortress, I have to wait quite a while to recharge so my powers will return...however, this was also a trap. A trap to distract you all so I can gain my full power immediately and more instead of having to wait."
Everyone else widened their eyes once they heard this. They couldn't believe they were tricked so easily!
"Wait a second, distract us from what!? What's going to happen!?" Watt screeched.
"Hey, where the hell did Ganondorf go?" Bowser Jr. spoke. They all just now noticed that Ganondorf had mysteriously disappeared.
Banjo snapped his fingers. "Crap! He's the one that's going to power up Kamogenix! We have to stop him!"
"I'll go find him! The rest of you need to find some way to defeat Kamogenix!" Mario instructed and ran out the room.
"WAIT MARIO! LET ME COME WITH YOU!" Luigi cried and went after him.
"LUIGI STOP! YOU'RE GOING TO GET YOURSELF HURT!" Daisy screamed and attempted to go after him but was suddenly shoved backwards and landed on her back.
"Ah ah ah! Let the coward go and get himself killed. Besides, without him here, this entire battle just got less cringeworthy due to his deplorable 'one liners' and him attempting to make a dent on me," Kamogenix spat then did her signature hysterical giggle.
"You know, *giggles hysterically* for someone who *giggles hysterically* talks a lot of crap *giggles hysterically* you sure can't *giggles hysterically* back it up with *giggles hysterically* your so called 'evil powers' *giggles hysterically*" Toadette mocked.
"Oh, so you want me to back it up then? Well, I can certainly do that if that's what you wish!" Kamogenix giggled, then she jumped high, almost hitting the ceiling, then came crashing down, creating an even bigger earthquake than before, knocking everyone over and making stuff fall down.
"Peach, look out!" Pauline shrieked and pushed the princess out of the way of an incoming piece of a pillar.
"Damn, she didn't lie when she said she could back it up! She-she can back it up! She can back it up! She walks like this because she can back it up!" Lady SaSa sang.
"UGH! This demon keeps on ruining my chanting and concentration! I wish I knew a spell where I could freeze or immobilize something that big..." Rosalina grunted.
"Aww, if only we could make time slow down so we could do something super destructive to Vivian's sister!" Watt cried.
"HUH? Just because she's some type of shadow, doesn't mean she's related to me!" Vivian yelped.
Parakarry snapped his finger, coming up with a plan. "WATT, THAT'S IT! YOU'RE A GENIUS! Daisy, remember when Gekikara gave you that power called...what was it...Timeslow or something back in the Pokemon world!? Use that power right now!"
"Of course, how could I have forgotten!? TIMESLOW!" Daisy shouted and then something rushed throughout her body, making her fall over and cry out. Suddenly, a huge reverberation shot out from her body and a white flash was seen briefly that covered the entire room and made everyone scream in surprise.
"Woah...what the hell was that all about!? What just happened exactly?" Birdo asked.
"Daisy, are you okay? Did the move work?" Koops asked while helping her back up.
"Ugh...my entire body feels so...drained...what kind of move was that?" Daisy groaned.
"LOOK! I think it worked!" Banjo yelled, pointing to Kamogenix. She was moving in slow motion like you see in those Hollywood scifi movies.
"Hahaha! She looks like a complete doofus! Let's have some fun with this bitch!" Wendy snickered.
"Hold on just a second! Yoshi, let me get on your back. I'm gonna need you to flutter jump as high as possible. I have a plan. Rosalina, start doing your spell right now," DK instructed while getting out his Megaton Hammer.
"Oh...sure...go ahead and hop on my back with your 575 pound body..." Yoshi sighed. DK hopped onto Yoshi, then the dino ran forward a bit then flutter jumped as high as he could. DK leapt off of his back and hopped onto Kamogenix's shoulder, who was still barely moving. He then swung the Megaton Hammer into the side of her head as hard as possible, leaning her body to the side a bit. He smashed the hammer on her again with such incredible power that if Kamogenix were a real human being, she would be dead by now with half of her face destroyed. Kamogenix finally fell over to the ground, causing another mini-earthquake with her landing, but it luckily wasn't enough to make anything to fall apart or to distract Rosalina with her spell.
"NOW! EVERYONE GET OVER HERE AND ATTACK!" DK roared. Everyone, except Rosalina, screamed in justice and hopped on to the demon's body, doing everything in their power to give her harm.
MEANWHILE...
Mario followed Ganondorf back to the outside of the Spirit Temple and followed him to the left side. He saw him climb a ladder that definitely looked like it was going to reach the rooftop so he climbed on as fast as possible, hoping to stop Ganondorf from whatever it is he's planning to do.
It took a while for the hero to get all the way up there, his legs becoming tired. Once he finally reached the top, he gasped when he saw Ganondorf holding the Diamond Gem in his hands while he was standing in the middle of a carved circle with some hard to read words also carved inside the circle.
"Stop what you're doing! You're making a mistake!" Mario called out.
Ganondorf turned around and laughed once he saw the plumber. "Well! I didn't think anyone would actually follow me up here! I'm not sure whether to consider you incredibly brave...or incredibly stupid."
"Do you REALLY think you and Kamogenix are going to rule the country together once you power her up? She's going to blindside you, trust me! I've seen it happen before!" Mario warned.
"Pah! Do you really think I'm going to fall for such a stupid trick like that!? You coming here with your annoying friends was a huge mistake. You're all going to perish under the darkness that will take over the land. I'll be nice and give you a chance to get your friends and evacuate Hyrule and go back to your world before it all goes down," Ganondorf scoffed.
"Not going to happen. I refuse to let such a terrible thing happen to so many people," Mario clenched his fists and was about to go in and fight Ganondorf until he heard a shout from behind him.
"MARIO WAIT!"
He turned around and almost jumped when he saw Luigi climb onto the rooftop.
"Luigi, what the hell are you doing here!? Why aren't you back with the others?" Mario asked.
"I...I wanted to help you stop Ganondorf from powering up Kamogenix! You won't be able to do it all by yourself!" Luigi answered frantically.
"Luigi, this isn't the time for this! Go back down now and help the others or else you're gonna get hurt!" Mario pleaded.
"Don't you trust me, Mario? Why can't you see that I'm practically as strong as you are? Please let me help. I KNOW I can help," Luigi pleaded right back. Mario was about to respond, until he heard loud chanting that came from none other than Ganondorf. He turned back around and saw that he was holding the gem in his hand with his arm stretched out and he was reading the words off of the words carved into the circle. It started to get cloudy and thunder was heard in the distance.
"Oh no, he's doing the spell to power up Kamogenix! WE HAVE TO STOP HIM!" Mario cried and ran as quick as he could then lunged into Ganondorf, knocking him and the gem over onto the ground. Ganondorf roared and punched Mario in the face and pushed him over off him. Ganondorf got back up on his feet and headed to get back the gem but Mario grabbed both of his ankles, making Ganondorf fall to the ground again. Ganondorf rolled over and kicked Mario in the face and was about to get up again until Luigi came in and put his foot onto Ganondorf's chest, not allowing him to move much. Ganondorf growled at him and bit into Luigi's leg. The brother screeched in pain and Ganondorf was able to shove him away and was able to stand up. He was getting extremely pissed off at this point. Ganondorf kicked Luigi in the stomach while he was still defenseless on the ground and kicked him again. He then grabbed him by the throat and picked him up with ease and started to choke him.
"How cute. You think you have the power to stop me? You're a lot cockier than your crazy brother is," Ganondorf gave a low and evil laugh. Mario came up from behind him and bashed the back of his head with a rock. Ganondorf let out a shout and was knocked out almost instantly. Luigi caught his breath and held his throat, greatly relieved that that was overwith.
"I told you you were going to get hurt...but thanks anyways," Mario laughed, shaking his head.
Back to the battle room, everyone was still beating on Kamogenix until Timeslow finally wore off and Kamogenix went back to normal.
"AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH! HOW WERE YOU ABLE TO DO THIS TO ME SO QUICKLY!? GET OFF OF MEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!" She screamed so loud that everyone covered their ears and the entire building shook. Everyone that was attacking her was suddenly thrown backwards again and hit the walls...again.
Kamogenix tried to get herself back up but she was really wounded and fell back to the ground. "I don't...believe this...I've been beaten by mere...mortals..."
"Doesn't feel so good, does it? You're nothing but an embarassment to all demons in the world...err, dimensions! Something to that extent!" Wario scolded.
Rosalina let out a screech, making everyone turn to her.
"EVERYONE...GET AWAY FROM THE CENTER OF THE ROOM!" Rosalina commanded. Everyone did as she said and backed away, nervous for what was going to happen next.
"Shine the light in on this beast of dark...let the sun make its mark...vanish this demon from our world...LET THE LIGHT BE UNFURLED!" Rosalina chanted.
"So what should we do now Mario? Should we...kill Ganondorf?" Luigi asked.
"No. He isn't a threat. His power is all drained so he's pretty useless right now. I hope the others are doing okay with Kamogenix though. If she is defeated, we'll make sure he gets a lifetime sentence in prison," Mario replied, looking out in the vast distance of the desert. It was beautiful and took his mind off of matters for a second.
"...Listen, Mario...I'm sorry, you were right. I was fooling myself in thinking that I was as strong as you. Even though Ganondorf's power is drained, he still managed to almost crush my throat. I'm such an idiot..." Luigi let his head down and sighed.
"No you're not, and no, YOU were right. You are as strong as me. The reason why I didn't want you to do this with me is because...well...I guess I'm just pretty much use to doing this myself, you know? I'm not use to making sure that an ally is alright when they're fighting by my side, because I find it to be kinda distracting. Maybe it's time I switch that mindset around, huh?" Mario smiled and so did Luigi.
"Ergh...it isn't over yet!" Ganondorf yelled, who managed to grab the gem and drag himself over to the circle. He chanted faster this time and it got cloudy again with thunder booming as well along with lightning.
"No...NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!" Mario screamed, running over to stop him.
But suddenly, the unthinkable happened. The center part of the rooftop crumbled and caved in. Ganondorf screamed as he fell many feet below. Mario managed to stop himself before falling into the gigantic hole and ran back towards Luigi.
"WOAH! How and why the hell did that happen!?" Luigi shrieked.
"I don't know...but we better get back to the others to see what's going on!" Mario said.
Back in the battle room, the heroes screamed as they saw the ceiling come crashing in. Hundreds of large pieces landed and shattered onto the ground, creating much dust and debris everywhere. Right after that, a blast of sunlight shot into the room, directly onto Kamogenix. The demon let out a high-pitched shrill as a sizzling sound was heard. She then exploded into a huge amount of black ashes.
Everyone was speechless at first but then they all began to cheer when they realized they had won once again in the fight for justice.
"You did it, Rosalina! You got rid of that thing! You are just...amazing!" Waluigi laughed in happiness.
"No Waluigi...ALL of us did it," Rosalina laughed back and then kissed him on the lips. Right then, the two felt an enormous spark that made their hearts race at the speed of light.
"Aw hells yeah! WEEEEEEEEEEEEE'RE DEFEATING THE FORCES OF EVIL SO YOU BETTER GET THIS PARTY STARTED! GET THIS PARTY STARTED RIGHT NOW!" Lady SaSa crazily sang and kissed DK out of joy. DK had a look of disgust on his face right after that and fainted to the ground.
"I found the gem you guys! Kinda funny how there's not a single scratch on it after all that happened..." Mona said, taking in its radiant beauty.
"Did...did I...manage to...give Kamogenix her power?" Ganondorf struggled to let out.
"Well, if by 'power' do you mean 'sunlight'? If so, then yes, you have succeeded in fulfilling your duty!" Bombette giggled.
"...Shit..."
EOC.
The heroes have retrieved their fourth gem and their mission to collect them all is almost halfway over! Next chapter, Gekikara will return, a few shocking reveals are going to happen along with a character getting physically hurt and another character getting emotionally hurt. Also next chapter is when someone leaves the hospital and attempts to bring Tatanga over there...but they also have another plan in mind.
