A/N: This is my first Harry Potter story so go easy on me. I'm not sure if this idea has already been turned into a story, but I'm not going to spend days going through the list of about 200,000. So if there is a story like this out there already, I apologize. Anyway, enjoy this…

Prologue

As Hermione walked to the dungeons with Harry and Ron, she thought about what was going on. After sixth year, the trio had traveled the world looking for and destroying Voldemort's Horcruxes. In the final battle, Harry managed to kill Voldemort once and for all. Now, two years later, they were back at the reopened Hogwarts to finish their schooling.

Most of the old teachers were back except for Dumbledore. Professor McGonagall had taken the position of headmistress but continued teaching Transfiguration. There was a new class though, for all seventh years. It was a parenting class and Hermione would love it if it weren't for two things. Snape was the teacher, and the Gryffindors had to share the class with the Slytherins.

But Hermione could overlook that fact for the next two weeks because they were going to start Monday. Each person would be paired up and would pretend to be parents for an egg. She had seen this stuff on T.V. so Hermione was excited that she would get to do it in real life.

Snape walked in a minute after they sat down and started talking. "As you know, the parenting class will begin on Monday. Instead of potions, you will be taking care of your 'child.' You were told that you would be working with an egg but that is no longer the case. Thanks to a student here, you will be using a doll that has been created for this sort of thing by muggles. You will find out about your partners on Sunday. Then you will get your baby on Monday." With that, he turned around and began the class.

The weekend passed too slowly for Hermione. She tried to spend time reading but she just couldn't concentrate. Ron offered to play wizard chess with her but after being beaten three times, she gave up. Harry and Ginny were always together and Hermione felt like a third wheel.

Sunday finally arrived. After dinner when the Gryffindors arrived back at their common room, there was a new sheet on the bulletin board. Everyone knew what it was and rushed over. Ron and Harry pushed through the crowd while Hermione hung back. After a while, the crowd dimmed and Harry came back. His face was pale.

"Harry what's wrong?" Hermione asked.

"I got Ron." Harry said.

"Oh, I'm so sorry Harry. Wait! How did you get Ron?"

"Apparently, they ran out of Slytherins…" Harry sighed.

"I still don't get it." Hermione replied trying to hold back laughter.

Ron slowly walked over to them. "I can't believe I got YOU Harry. I kept double checking to make sure it was true. DAMN YOU SNAPE!" He spat at the word Snape.

"Okay! Now I get it. Of course Snape would put you two together." Hermione said shaking with laughter. "So who did I get Harry?"

Harry opened his mouth to speak but nothing came out. Hermione, becoming impatient walked over to the list herself. At the top it said, "BECOMING A PARENT!" The list was divided into two columns; the Gryffindor column and then the Slytherin column. Hermione scanned the list until she came to her name. She moved her finger across until it reached the name of her partner.

"DRACO MALFOY?" Hermione shouted.

A/N: So, this is the beginning. I will try to update as soon as possible but school starts on Monday. Now what are you waiting for? Review, review!