A/N: Just so I don't get into trouble for this later, I want to give credit to my editor: zoebabii328! Thanks for the reviews. I was pretty happy with how many I got. And just to say this one more time: this is NOT a Harry and Ron pairing. So for those of you who don't like slash, there you go.
Day 2: Tuesday
Draco woke up with a start to hear the baby crying from the floor.
Woops! The bloody thing must have fallen off the bed…
Draco looked at the clock and noticed it was only five in the morning. Knowing that he wouldn't be able to get back to sleep he got out of bed. After calming the baby down he got dressed. Suddenly the baby started crying again. He couldn't get her to stop so he just put it on a chair and then put a silencing charm on her.
When it was time for breakfast, he took Dakota and the baby bag down to the Great Hall. When he saw Hermione, he ran over to her and thrust the baby in her face. He had taken the silencing charm off and once again he could hear the cries of the baby fill his ears.
"Make it stop, PLEASE!" he whined.
Hermione took the baby and smelled the diaper.
Why is she smelling the diaper?
"Oh my God Malfoy your so daft." Hermione said before she grabbed Dakota and the bag and left.
Draco sat down and rubbed his eyes.
"Tired Malfoy?" Ron asked. Harry was between them feeding little Sirius.
"The baby kept me up until twelve and then woke me up at five. Then when I was getting dressed, she started crying again."
"I would to if I had to watch you change." Ron muttered under his breath. Unfortunately, Draco had heard.
"Shut up weasel."
"Ferret!"
The next thing anyone knew, Draco had his wand pointed at Ron's throat.
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Hermione walked out of the bathroom and headed back towards the Great Hall. Changing the baby had been simple. She'd done it many times before.
I should have realized Malfoy wouldn't know how to change a baby.
When she got there she heard Draco and Ron fighting. Then his wand was pointed at Ron's face. This is when Hermione had to intervene.
"Malfoy!" At hearing his name called he turned his head. Hermione ran over to the three boys and grabbed Draco's wand. "What are you doing? I leave you alone for five seconds and you're already at each other's throats." She sat down between Harry and Draco and gave him his wand back.
"Where were you?" Draco asked changing the subject.
"I went to the bathroom to change Dakota. I'm going to have to show you how. Probably when we have the free period." Hermione said thinking aloud.
"Can't wait." Draco said sarcastically.
"Shut up." Hermione replied as she handed him Dakota.
"What do you want me to do with her?" Draco questioned.
"Feed her… duh!"
God… he really IS daft…
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Dakota actually behaved during morning classes surprising Hermione. She only cried a few times. When lunch arrived, Hermione and Draco fed and burped Dakota. Hermione had already changed her diaper.
After lunch was the free period. The younger grades went to classes while some seventh years stayed behind. Others got up and left. Hermione and Draco talked with friends until it was time to change Dakota. She led him to Moaning Myrtle's bathroom.
"I'm not going in there!" Draco declared.
"Why not?"
"HELLO! It's a girl's bathroom. In case you haven't noticed, I'm not a girl."
"Really? I was so sure… Seriously, just relax! No one is going to see you." Hermione said rolling her eyes.
"Fine, but if one person sees me, you're dead."
"Yeah, yeah, yeah!" She replied pushing him inside.
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"See, that wasn't that bad." Hermione said but when she saw his face, she started laughing.
That was awful. I can still smell it…
After calming down Hermione started talking. "Okay, you get Dakota until dinner. After that, I'll take her."
Didn't we already go through this yesterday? God, it's like she thinks I'm retarded…
"Yes, I know! We went through this already." Draco snapped.
"Sorry. I'll see you at dinner." With that, Hermione disappeared.
Draco opened the door cautiously to check the hallways. When he was sure it was empty, he stepped out and ran down the hall toward his next class. While he was running, he tripped and Dakota flew out of his hands.
Oh crap…
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At dinner Hermione noticed that Draco was late.
Where is he?
Near then end of dinner, Draco still wasn't there yet. She was just about to get up to go look for him when he suddenly appeared at her side.
OH MY GOD…
"Malfoy you BROKE our baby?"
A/N: Finally, a cliff hanger. I know you all probably hate me for it but sorry, I had to do it. Tell me what you think.
