Ash: Ahhhh, the simplicities of life…
Chaos: What?
Ash: Someone asked if Ansem was DiZ, or if he was Xehanort's heatless.
Chaos: Hmmmm…Well? You going to explain?
Ash: Sure as hell I am. Listen people. In any of my fics, Ansem the Wise is DiZ and Ansem is Xehanort's heartless. It's easier to spell.
Chaos: Ahhhh…I see…
Ash: Anyways, thank you to all the people who have reviewed! You all have my eternal gratitude. TT Also, to the faithful reviewer who is a grammar fanatic, I understand. I also have a grammar-complex. It's just that I did that author's note while doing what seemed like hundreds of last minute homework assignments. School is sooooo unforgiving and cruel!
Disclaimer: I don't own the bishies in this fic. I barely own myself and Kat owns herself.
Chapter 2:
Again on Saturday, all of our favorite bishies are assembled at our clueless author's house. But there are new characters to introduce. First, Axel managed to drag Demyx, Roxas, and Zexion over, and Riku managed Sora, Cloud, Leon, Sephiroth, and Ansem. Ash and Kat called Twilight Town Hospital's ER to reserve 10 beds. DiZ, the doctor somehow, OKed the call and awaited their dreaded arrival in as much (or lack thereof) calm and collectiveness as possible.
Roxas and Zexion were dragged there against their will, and thus were appointed the judges of the game to be so that Sora wouldn't pull another stunt like last time.
After setting up the game, they all sat down to begin. The order was left to right: Sora, Ansem, Axel, Sephiroth, Riku, Demyx, Cloud, and then Leon. For this game of 8 they had needed to find and set up 2 Scrabble boards, and that's no easy task in my house let me tell you. Anyways, Ash and Kat immediately got up to leave. Ash, however, paused near the door.
"Don't destroy my house-again. GOT IT!" She bellowed.
Everyone huddled in a corner together and nodded. Now, that's an amazing feat considering the two winged men and all the weapons…Creepy sight really. ((Get's a shoe thrown at her)) OW! Okay! I'll shut up! God!
Anyway, they all stared at Sora.
Sora gulped and placed down his tiles. And so, the game that could frighten a grown, homicidal, winged-man began.
"Oathkeeper."
"Glaive."
"Chakram." ((Please note that that is Axel's weapons' name, and so is an actual word.))
"Katana."
"Sword."
"Sitar."
"Kata."
"Gunblade."
"Destiny."
"Radiant."
"Twilight."
"Midgar."
"Island."
"Oblivion."
"Nibelheim."
"Bastion."
And so on and so forth.
5 more hours later…
Ash and Kat returned from the National Video Games Convention© at Disney Castle. Don't ask. Just don't.
They looked at the slash marks, scorch marks, random feathers, pieces of leather, torn pages, and unconscious bodies everywhere. Ash sighed and shook her head as Kat grabbed one of Axel's chakrams and immediately fell down because of the immense weight. She looked at Roxas and Zexion who were behind an overturned table. Roxas had out his Keyblades and Zexion was behind an extremely large Webster's dictionary. Kat stared at the dictionary and then looked at Ash, who was calling someone.
"Yo, RENO! WAKE UP MORON!" Ash yelled into her house phone. "YOU WERE SUPPOSED TO WATCH THESE BUGGERS! YOU FISH MONKEY!"
"Wait! You never asked me to! That was Cid!" Reno yelled back indignantly.
"Oh." Ash looked rather thoughtful for a moment. "Sorry 'bout that, Re'."
"No prob'. Now just get them to DiZ so I can sleep off my hangover." Reno said tiredly. "Goodnight Ash."
"Hey, Reno, before I go…It's noon."
"So?"
"…Good point Reno. Later."
And so, DiZ cured the 10 almost dead, infuriated characters and life continued. And Demyx won the game by spelling 'Doodlebug', which is completely irrelevant. So, everything was normal…until the next Saturday that is…
Ash: There you go!
Chaos: R&R!
Ash: Flamers will be used to help Axel burn my homework as firewood. If I get 10 reviews, I'll update.
