Anyways, I'm back. I went on hiatus or something for awhile, so yeah.
Chaos: She's just lazy.
SHUT UP YOU!
Chaos: Okay, fine! Geez…. Anyways, Ash doesn't own Kingdom Hearts or Kingdom Hearts 2. That is the almighty and godlike property of Disney and Square. All she owns is her sketchbook and some pencils. So please don't sue us Square! We don't wanna get sued!
Chapter 3:
Where oh where do Ash and Kat always go?
You know what? I think we're all wondering where Ash and Kat really go. So I'll write about that. ((Chaos: Lazy……))
Once upon a time there was a lovely ex-Turk gunman named Vincent Valentine. Now, Vincent has had a long and dreadful life ((Vincent: Hey!)), so I won't write about that.
One day, Vincent had this wonderful idea while cleaning Cerberus to create a yaoi convention at Disney Castle. So he climbed into his awesome Gummi ship and set sail to Disney Castle to propose the idea to the king. However, Mickey wasn't there, so he asked Queen Minnie instead. Luckily for him, Queen Minnie was a yaoi fangirl and immediately agreed with the idea.
Months later, the first annual Yaoi Convention was held. To Vincent's surprise, millions of fans had shown up for the grand convention opening. He was overjoyed at the turn out and held another one the next year. There have been Yaoi Conventions held every year after that.
Among the original participants were Ash and Kat. They have been some of the most loyal sponsors and show up every year. They also contribute the most AkuRoku and DemyxXAxel yaoi in every year.
And so, that is where Ash and Kat always run off to every chapter. That or they hang/ sleep over at Reno's house while watching their AkuRoku smut. It's a very sad life.
…
Oh well.
And so, that is the story.
Chaos and Alastor: Bullshit!
Alastor: You're the laziest writer in the world!
Chaos: ((sighs)) Oh well. Let's give up for now Alastor. Read and Review or Ash won't update again.
Yeah. I'll update if I get 16 reviews. And it'll be longer.
