Chapter 5: facing some problems.
Hello everyone, I hope you is having good day, and I hope it doesn't get worse from this.
[start]
Nashi gets punched in the face,
-yeah that's me right there, in a battle between two brats, one holding my right arm, and one punching me square on the face, and if your wondering how I got in this situation, lets move back a bit-
[2 hours before]
"Want to kidnap sasuke?" Nashi asked as he swings a pole at naruto.
"Why do you ask?" Naruto said as he blocked the pole that is swung from his right side with the wooden arm guard I made for him.
"Well its been like 3 weeks since we last saw sasuke, so i'm kind of missing my punching bag," nashi said as he swiftly pulled back his pole as naruto was trying to grab it.
"Yeah by "punching bag" you mean a fast learning sack of shit, then yes," naruto said, as he dodges and deflect some stabs that nashi did with his staff.
"Oh come on, as if he could hurt you, at best he could probably leave a scratch," nashi said as he used the pole arm and vaulted over naruto who crossed his arm and launched himself straight forward, leaving a dust cloud from where he stood before.
"Yeah, but it becomes annoying specially when he is to fast for me to hit," naruto said as he swats one of my stabs with a scowl, and rushed at me while holding the pole arm.
"Don't be a baby, its not like he can hurt you that much, and to be honest punching you is like punching a wall, so it couldn't be that bad." I said as I let go of the pole and dodged to the left of his left jab, and put my hand over his left arm and on his back, while I pinned naruto I kicked the back of his leg tripping him and with his motion I added my own and slammed naruto on the ground making him cough and dazed as nashi stood on top of him.
"I won," I said as naruto groaned on the ground from the pain.
"Now come on, lets go kidnap our brooding princess," I said as I dropped my pole and leg guards.
"Yeah, just give me a minute, my head is pounding," he said.
"Alright, i'll do something while I wait," I said as I sat down under a tree in its shade from the hot sun.
[an hour later]
"Are you sure this is a smart idea?" Naruto asked as we walked openly around the uchiha district.
"Why, I mean come one it's the best way to find sasuke," I said as I took quick bite out of an apple.
"Nashi, seriously it feels like your plans are getting dumber and dumber," naruto said as he kicked a rock out of the way.
"Well I guess it takes one to know one," I said as I finished my apple and naruto just grumbled.
[minutes later]
"Naruto," I said as I stuck my hand out to stop him.
"Hey wh-" he said as I silenced him with a hand and pointed at sasuke walking beside his mother and brother, it looked like itachi was dressed up in his anbu clothing and was about to leave, and from the direction they were walking to it looked like they were about to head home.
They were talking as they went and nashi grew an evil smile and naruto just placed a deadpan look at nashi, and he sighed mentally and pulled out a rope.
"When will you be home big brother?" Sasuke asked as he walked depressingly as itachi couldn't be there.
"Probably around midnight," he said and sasuke wained and grumbled.
"Come on sasuke, don't be like that, you know your brother is working hard," sasuke's mom said as she placed a hand on sasuke's head.
"I know bu-" sasuke was cut of as they reached an ally way of the houses, he saw a familiar yet dark smile, and along with that smile was another face above it, the one below was with the creepy smile and dark purplish gleaming eyes, the one above it is a blond with brilliant blue eyes, and as soon as he put a face on the eyes he grew pale and as soon as he was about to scream, the two figures rushed out surprising his mother and brother, more his mother than his brother, but still surprised them.
As soon as they jumped out nashi kicked an automatic chop counter from itachi, it wasn't much because it became slower the moment he realized who it was, but nashi kicked nashi's hand and used it as a trampoline and jumped at sasuke, miss mikoto just moved to the side from surprised by nashi and moved out sasuke's way, and as she moved out and sasuke got tackled.
"Let g—-," sasuke tried to say as he got taped by nashi who is on top of them, sasuke tried to punch him but, nashi just caught them and shortly after naruto tied both his arms and legs together, sasuke wriggled and struggled around trying to scream and hit.
"Good morning, miss mikoto, and sir itachi, as you know I or we will return sasuke before midnight, please don't mind us and please excuse us," nashi said as he picked up sasuke and ran off before the uchiha could respond, because of both shock and the simplicity of how he acted, and so sasuke could only look at his mother and brother looking at each other confused and could somewhat sympathize but he was still tied up and this had happened enough times that he just gave up.
[minutes later]
Nashi dodges a high kick from sasuke by ducking, and soon caught a jab from naruto on his right.
"You dumb ass, I told you to do a sweeping kick," sasuke said as he stopped his high kick and pulled it back down to stomp on nashi.
"If I had done that he would have just jumped forward and made some distance," naruto said as he followed nashi who moved back to dodge the stomp, and rushed at him with a flurry of punches and kicks.
"If you had followed my plan I could have easily followed him," sasuke said as he got behind nashi and threw a punch at him, only for nashi to move to the side and clashed with naruto's fist to which he winced and grabbed his hand in pain.
Naruto was about to ask him something, probably around the are you alright area, but before he could nashi took this small window of opening and kicked naruto away, as soon as he did sasuke recovered and threw a right punch at nashi, nashi dodged only inches towards the left and wrapped his arm on sasuke's arm and pulled up, immobilizing him from the pain and making an opening on his front, nashi instantly took this and threw a strong right at his solar plexus making him lose air and become in pain.
As nashi was about to let go, he noticed that sasuke didn't let go and reversed it on him, but sasuke didn't throw a punch because the moment when sasuke pulled up, naruto was there with a heavy punch to the face landing it and staggering me.
[present]
-jesus christ, I forgot how strong naruto's punches are, it feels like a god dam tank just fired a shell at my face close range, oh god it hurts, but not enough to knock me out so I guess its good, now time to stop bitching and get my gears rolling-
Nashi staggered and dazed, he could not see much and to all that is holy could not get any strength out, but there was one thing he knew, and with his right hand he pinched, and a loud scream could be heard as I pinched sasuke's arm pits, he let go and me recovering enough I socked him in the face, naruto who was shocked immediately got kicked in the face, and all three of them landed on the ground, both sasuke and naruto rolling around while holding there face, and nashi face down on the grass exhausted and still dizzy from the brain rattling punch he just received from naruto.
"How, do, you, like, that," nashi said as he took in air after every word
"Ughhhh," was both there only response.
And only nashi could laugh painfully
And so after there fight, all three of them were laid out on the ground, all in pain and unconscious due to exhaustion and tired.
Nashi woke up earlier then both of them and decided to eat all of his lunch, and this way nashi could eat all his lunch and naruto could not ask or trade with him, after his lunch nashi decided to meditate, only minutes later nashi noticed a rustling of clothes and flesh landing on the ground, and I knew they were awake.
"Ugh, I guess nashi woke up earlier," sasuke said.
"Lets just ignore him, lets just eat our lunch" naruto said as he sat down under the shade and continued to eat his lunch that I had prepared, and sasuke followed suit along with eating the lunch I made for him.
"How do you keep up with him," sasuke asked naruto.
"I shownt," naruto said with a full mouth.
"Wait what?" Sasuke said stopping from putting some rice in his mouth, naruto looked at him and with the face he made naruto know what he was thinking of, and swallowed his food to answer his question properly.
"I don't really keep up with him, because when we mostly "fight"," he said with heavy quotes on fight. "Its more or less like lessons, because he points out what I do wrong, and how I could do it better, he tells me that there is no wrong or right way to fight and there are only those that can harm your self more than the enemy, best examples are when we do calisthenics, and our warm ups," naruto said and when he finished he continued to stuff his face with food.
Sasuke just looked at him with questions but decided to stop it and continued to eat his food with no question.
After they continued to eat and just do nothing else.
[later]
"To slow, when you punch you must use your hips and you must use your shoulder, your footwork and everything else, just train," nashi said.
[later]
"No, when you deflect it is not only your palms, or slapping them out of the way, you can use your back hand, your elbows, and other parts you can use to fight and move," nashi said.
[later]
"MOVE YOUR ASSES, HOW THE FUCK DO YOU CALL YOUR SELF NINJA'S WHEN YOU CANT EVEN FINISH A NO REST SET OF 100 PUSH UPS, SIT UPS, SQUATS, AND A 10 KILOMETER RUN, SO MOVE YOUR ASSES," nashi screamed.
[later]
"Is that bitching I see, you better get your ass in gear soldier and fucking move that water!!!!" I screamed at them.
[later]
All three of them were sprawled on the ground under the shade of a tree, nashi tired, but both naruto and sasuke were dying, though sasuke looked the worst out of all of them, while naruto and I had regeneration so we were good.
"Well, we, rest, now," nashi said while being exhausted, naruto and sasuke were already passed out
[later]
Me, naruto, and sasuke were walking towards the uchiha head's home, limping and groaning from muscle pain and we basically moved together and when we arrived we unceremoniously dropped sasuke who groaned from pain, and after knocking we limped towards our home as fast as possible so that we don't get the motherly gaze or the fatherly death glare, me and naruto easily got out of sight from the uchiha head's home, and by that I mean only 5 feet until the front gate opened and we didn't feel a glare, so I looked back and got an emotionless look from itachi, I didn't know but his eyes looked like he was trying to tell me something, but I ignored it an continued to walk.
When we arrived the night life was in full swing, to the point where it was almost impossible to pass the crowd, we were about to give up until someone picked us up.
"Sup brat you need some help," a man in a black suit with a red tie said.
"Ohh, hello mister sasuke," I said as a man with well trimmed and combed slick back hair,who had a scar vertically running from his right eye towards his chin.
"Looks like you ran yourselves rugged kids," he said as he inspected us.
"Well, you know, ninja training," I said weakly.
"Ahh, well good luck on that," he said as he let us down, and to my surprise he dropped us on the second floor of our apartment, I didn't even know he was moving.
"Well then i'm off kids," he said as he ran towards the red light district.
I could only look at him, and then I got towards our front door and kicked naruto drop him in front of his door, naruto groaned and looked at me, I smiled weakly and entered my apartment, moving carefully and tiredly slid inside of the room.
[next day]
Nashi weakly moved himself and prepared for school
"Hey naruto, get your ass up or you'll be late," I said after a strong kick towards the wall of where his bedroom would roughly be.
And after hearing a groan I just leaped towards the roof next to me and ignored the muscle pain to get my ass to school, while yes it is a pain but there is a big difference in the teaching, and it is the fact that like 80% of the lessons are more physical than what it was in the first place, and even the written shit they find a way to make it physical, an example for this is shuriken throw and kunai throw, how to tie ropes and set traps, though it's a pain to explain how you made it, its still better than sitting all day.
After reaching school I entered through the window, both because of laziness and because I always wanted to do those anime entrance through the window where they cross there hands and roll land, I just did that in front of the class, which only had like 4 people inside, them being shikamaru, choji, shino, and sasuke, brushing some leafs that got on me I jumped to sit next to sasuke.
"What are you doing?" Sasuke asked.
"Stopping the fan girls," I said as I brought both my hands on the back of my head, I didn't look but I could feel his eyes widen and then think about it, I don't know but I heard a grunt of what I think was gratitude, while the room as empty we had nothing but free time, and so I started reading a little book that i found interesting in a ninja store, it was called [the art of puppetry] it had your basic shit about chakra strings (what I originally bought it for) but to my surprise it went in depth to being able to manipulate a living body, though it was highly not advised because of the chakra that will fight back and at worse they could fight back and since the chakra strings you create is far more connected to yours, a smart opponent could easily fight back with there own chakra and be able to do things such as poisoning the chakra pathways or worse be able to pull a reverse uno and control you, since its directly connected to your chakra than it would be to his, though I could use a corpse and if I wanted to make a puppet for mainly close quarter combat that would be the book for it.
I was about a quarter away until I began to hear some murmuring from the outside and some students finally began to enter the room, and I stopped reading as after three students entered the room naruto crashed in in a similar fashion to how I got in but unlike me he didn't have the decency to pick up the leafs and toss them outside.
"Sup nashi," he said and gave sasuke a small nod to which sasuke did the same.
"Sup bro, now get your ass over hear and take a seat," I said to him and patted the seat next to me.
"Ok wh-" he got cut off mid talk with a book that got tossed to him.
"What do I do with this?" Naruto asked.
"It's a simple guide of chakra control, it should help," I said as I then took out an book about chakra theory, but the contents were different, it was a comic book about some samurai which surprised me because it was a dororo book but change some things about it add some ninja and chakra, boom naruto dororo.
We all sat and read what we had and we were doing our own things until we began to hear two loud mouths screaming at each other and then we plugged in our ear plugs and continued our shit.
After that we went through the basics of school, doing such things as, racing, fighting, and doing trap sensing exercise by throwing us in either a trap infested forest or a building, though the traps were none lethal they are traps meant to Bruise and embarrass us so there are some threats, both naruto and sasuke easily flew through the competition easily while me on the other hand needed to keep my average person thing and just followed the crowd.
Most of us easily got fucked by the traps, some easily fell for the pit fall and string traps, while a lot couldn't notice the simples motion traps and shot water streams from a tube, while a little water could not do much harm, it was a different story when a full gallon of water was shot out, with it being highly pressurized it easily could kill a normal person, but not a highly train soldiers with chakra that enhance ones own physical power and defense along with chakra coating the users naturally and in turn is already super human, so they could survive something that could crush bone and cause internal bleeding, and for ninja's it only stung and slow them down, no long term damage but a only simple bruise.
One of my favorite traps were the simple oil on tarp, it was a simple yet effective trap, specially in a damp and dark hallway, a simple black tarp and simple oil it instantly took the friction off the floor and used there momentum and made them slide like fools, some fell but continued to slide forward, some fumbled and slid at random directions in turn made them slide into people and making them crash while making a human barrier, nashi saw this and some just stopped, but nashi who didn't want to so he just jumped over them, landing behind them and continued to slide towards the end and continued running after naruto and sasuke, nashi mostly didn't want to loss sight of them, but planned to do something to slow him down and continue with the crowd because a lot of them followed what I just pulled, one of them was kiba and shino, choji and shikamaru was there but still lazy and someone who likes to rest, so yeah they just wanted to wait for the group that started to push the crowd because some didn't want to jump over, probably due to the lack of confidence but I think they just don't want to lose the power of the crowd being able to not get hit by the traps would be a really good, and so I now must show a fraction of my power, muhahahaha, and so at that moment nashi's skills grew by 10 times, I still ran in the same speed but my trap detection skills were on fire, as I jumped and dodged easily fucking shino and kiba over, specially when I just dodged it by millimeters got activated.
Kiba was fast thanks to his clan's style running in four legs easily got him a speed amp, though shino had his bugs in him, but from what I could tell/heard they were integrating so they could not be used for what he used in the anime, so no detection or sending bugs to scout ahead so he is only using his physical power, though his chakra feels different it almost functions the exact way, though I did thing integration would make him unable to use or emit chakra because they have to feed on it but it looks like it doesn't work that way because he can still use it, well from what I could see.
Kiba was fucking fast, well it is to be expected thanks to his way of running since he used four legs, along with extensive training about it but still slower than both the blond and the raven haired boys that easily be a few meters a head.
[Minutes later]
There was a group of five at the end of the small and long hallway, apparently it was an old emergency exit incase of things like the 9 tails happened, but it was quickly replaced by the far "safer" heavy quotes on that one and easier to access, I didn't know what made the literal bunkers inside the hokage monument's mountains safer since you know, it pointed a damb biju bomb at it when it attacked, but i'm thinking its about some dumb ass seals or something, since minato and jiraiya were known for being masters in sealing, and being so good at it everyone thought they were the strongest and well versed seal masters of there generation, so it's a fine guess, because if the only reason they made bunkers in that was because it was thick and looked durable, well I guess there fucking stupider than they looked, well to be fair they did not know the glaring resemblance of minato and naruto, I mean seriously who else has fucking blond spiky hair, sun kissed tan skin, bright blue eyes, granted there was no open knowledge about minato and kushina being married to each other, trust me I looked for it, in the library, gossips, and even in old news articles because if the hokage gets married its spread wild, look at hiruzens with biwako, tobirama with keiko, hashirama with mito, they were all world wide, though I don't know about keiko since there was nothing about her in the show but it was a thing I found out in the history books, but still it stands that it was world wide, and no one either had eyes or it was a well hidden secret since no one in the dam world knew minato had a son or he was married so I don't know how no one could compare them.
Well aside from world history the small and long hallway was still a good training tool, since they probably spent like a few millions on that emergency escape, so it might be look like a waist but when your income is revolved around your military might it doesn't look so useless to me.
The only sad part about all of this is the fact that the others couldn't catch up, but I did manage to land fourth, so that leads shino as fifth, naruto and sasuke glared challengingly at each other since for a few weeks now they have been on a neck and neck race almost, its totally different from when we started like 1 and a half months ago, sasuke used to be the dead ringer in our group, and then sasuke caught up to naruto slowly but surely, loosing track that both of them had practically passed me in all but experience, but knowing the future i'm pretty sure they would pass me on that to, though this thus beg the question how I could catch up to them, since sasuke in the future could literally spawn and create meteors along with teleportation, and naruto with kurama could rival the speed of teleportation and that was just kcm v0 he still got 1 and 2 and if then theres sage kcm, one thing pops up in mind is that to get my own tailed beast, but that's fucking impossible since either I kill a user and wait like 10 to 30 years for them to reform which I don't have by the way, or get the 3 tails which would just paint a bigger target on my back because I won't only be hunted by the akatsuki I would also be hunted by mist because its "there" tailed beast bought from hashirama.
I probably could get 8 gates and die fighting, other than that i'm totally useless in the long run, I could also learn sealing since that is like a rival to tailed beast seeing as how it could seal something like the biggest threat of something that is literally and figuratively a thousand times bigger than you, there is also sage mode but without something to go with it i'll only be as strong or more as hashirama and compared to naruto and sasuke in the war he was basically an infinitely regenerating meat shield and he couldn't even do that right.
Following the instructor as I think how I could possibly impact the story even after naruto where there are only like a handful of things that was useful in the entire dam fight, one was having a sharingan… and having alien spirit being your reincarnation, second was having a tailed beast and with someone like killer bee it was pretty useless. Third was hoping for an ass pull and god shows up, which is highly unlikely. Fourth was being a walking arsenal and a living mash up of every anime I know, the fourth one sounds interesting but clearly highly limited sooooo i'm fucked. And the last but not final of it is 8 gates, a extremely useful and from the show taxing, but it scales towards the users strength because guy nearly fucking killed madara with it, and his dad only killed like three or five of the 7 swordsman of the mist, and i'm pretty sure madara can literally lift a finger and all of them would be atomized.
As we reach back towards the academy our instructor said that we can now return home and be free to do what we wanted, and everyone did as the instructor said, we entered our homeroom and took our items and left, and in the middle of my thinking someone stopped me and naruto.
"Hey," sasuke stopped us as he stood in front of the exit of the school with his hands in his pockets.
"My mom said she would like to meet you guys," he said with a straight face and me and naruto had to do a double take to make sure this wasn't something like a dream.
"What?" Sasuke said as his embarrassment began to show on his face at that moment.
"If you don't want to fine," he said as his embarrassment reached its peak and he turned around grumbling, from the embarrassment of what he had just done.
"Its not like that," I said as I put my arm around his back.
"Yeah, come on bro cant handle a little bit of joking around," naruto said as he to put is arm around his back.
"I mean its not every day the great uchiha invites is for dinner, I feel so honored," I said mockingly as I acted like a fan girl.
"Yeah, probably in the future we could probably have kids and all that shit," naruto said and we both laughed our asses off.
"Haha, imagine, haha, little black haired, hahaha, naruto's ruining destroying everything," I said in between laughs as me and naruto began to hold our sides from the pain.
"SHUT UP!!!!," sasuke screamed out with fury that rivaled sakura, and so he began to chase us as we ran still laughing and holding our sides.
Minutes of laughing and poking fun of sasuke, we arrived at the uchiha compound, and entered the house or the head uchiha fugaku, as we entered the gate of the house.
"Mom, i'm home," sasuke said as he opened the sliding door and began to remove his sandals.
"Ahh, welcome home sasuke, i'm sorry I cant meet you at the doors i'm currently cooking something, and could you prepare the table, and did you bring your friends along," she said.
"I did mom, and i'll be there in a moment," he said as he glared at us, silently telling us to not do something embarrassing in front of his mother or something dangerous in the house, we just nodded and took of our own sandals.
As sasuke walked in to the kitchen and presumably prepared the table, me and naruto stayed in the hallway and just looked around us, and looked at what a real house looked like well for me I was looking at the infrastructure of a traditional Japanese house I don't know what was going on inside naruto's head so I didn't know why he looked around.
"Oh my, why don't you two boys come in, se just prepared dinner," an older female said, and she looked way better than what the anime showed, granted everything did look better when you look at them with your own eyes, but her beauty could not be compared to the anime version of what she looked like, she had a mature face with soft black eyes, and a hair style that looks exactly like itachi's, I guess the word like mother like son fits for them.
"Ahh," naruto said and I elbowed him so get him out of his nervousness.
"We would love to," I said as I bowed and naruto followed after.
"Then come in," she said joyfully as she walked over to the table and me and naruto just followed as we looked around at the impressive house.
When we arrive we were greeted with a table full of food and a resting bitch face from fugaku, I don't know why he looks like he is smelling a corpses last dying fart all the time but to what I could tell he was a good father, but due to zetsu and some unfortunate things in the village he was painted on a bad light.
"Good evening lord fugaku," I said as I bowed and naruto did the same.
"Good evening to you as well," he said as he gave a small nodded at us.
"Well then have a seat," mikoto said as she sat next to her husband. "Itachi will be arriving later, so best not to wait for him," she said as her eyes pointed at an empty side where there is a covered bowl and some food along with it.
"Alright," I said as I sat down close to sasuke, and naruto did the same on the other side.
We clasped our hands and said the usual thing.
"Itadakimasu," we said as we clapped our hands and began to dig in.
Minutes had passed as we ate and nothing could be heard aside from plates clinching chopsticks clanging, and soft chewing that filled the room, it was totally silent until someone spoke.
"So, when did you and sasuke became friends?" Mikoto asked, and after a few seconds of chewing and swallowing I answered.
"Probably around 4 months ago? I don't really remember since we lost track of the amount of times we kidnapped him," I said as sasuke glared at me and naruto just giggled beside me still having food in his mouth.
"May I ask why you targeted sasuke," fugaku said a little interested in my answer, I elbowed naruto so he could answer for me, he glared at me for a bit but relented none the less.
"Well to be honest I don't know, and I will tell you this it was all his plan ok," he said as I elbowed him on the side. "You asshole, but aside from that he did tell me one thing, and that the fact that sasuke actually had no friends and then our plan started," he said as he then continued eating, and both uchiha parents looked at me, I looked at them and just accepted that I have to answer it.
"Ok fine, I… I mean we targeted because if you haven't noticed everyone hates naruto for no good reason, and aside from the clan kids, besides kiba, don't actually hate him and which adds to me, I though of kidnapping the others but they wouldn't be much fun, ino is loud, shikamaru is lazy, kiba is loud and annoying, choji would drain our money, shino is silent as hell, hinata is to shy, and that left us with dark princess over hear, and so we chose the lesser evil, though kiba would have worked to but his to much of a loud mouth, and so we picked princess because he would be silent thanks to his pride and would train to try and surpass us," I said as I then continued to eat.
"Wait, isn't sasuke top of the class?" Mikoto asked curios about what she just heard.
"Ow, that, well you see nashi likes to be underestimated, because in his words "it would build a quiet life and easy fights," he said, and with that it feels like he is another shikamaru," naruto said as nashi has basically said to switch with him after every talk.
"How much stronger are you than my son?" Fugaku asked.
"Only a little bit," I said.
"Who is the strongest among you?"
"If you want power look at naruto,"
"Who is the fastest?"
"That would be sasuke,"
"If so how did you win?"
"Lord fugaku, i'm pretty sure you know more ways than one to overpower or out speed an enemy," I said.
"That is true but you are only a child," he said curios at how someone weaker than his boy could win.
"That's easy, in the development branch they teach us simple and effective ways to use the better attribute you have agains an opponent, they tend to do that when you raise through the ranks and over time, and the best method I know when it's a 2 v 1 is divide and conquer, since naruto is I tend to kick him way more so I could use my strength advantage on him—," and so nashi told them the story of how he trained and in turn how they trained, the results of each fight and practically copying sasuke's style of fighting but tweaking it, and then they continued until nashi and naruto looked outside and decided to head home before it gets to dark.
[next week]
"EAT SHIT!!!" I screamed as I kicked naruto in the side.
"NOOO YOU!!!" Naruto said as he tanked the kick and held it under his arm and pushed forward with a headbutt.
I reeled back from his headbutt but I managed to still hold on his arm that locked both of us close together. After getting back on my feet I kicked him behind his knee making him lose balance and fell to his knee, the moment he looked up nashi delivered a strong punch square on the nose.
Naruto took that and threw an uppercut and it hit square under my chin, the punch rocked my world and my brain, as I was falling I grit my teeth and did a final punch in his solar plexus, but it was for not because of naruto's training and far more muscular build it made sure to make him durable and so my final hit was more like a rock hitting an iron wall, yes it does some damage but mostly some scratches and if strong enough it would make a dent but overall useless.
"Haha, I, win, you, ass," naruto said as he huffed air from the combat.
"Yeahhhhhhh~~~," nashi groaned out in both pain and exhaustion.
"Well that makes it clear cut, naruto the strongest among us," sasuke said as he pulled nashi under the shade as naruto limps his ass under the same shade.
"Well now we know who is the best out of all of us," sasuke said.
"Yeah… me in combat… naruto in strength… you in speed… naruto in endurance and durability… you in agility and reaction speed… that makes me a, one trick pony," I said as I said as I shake my head from pain.
"Don't forget about critical thinking and creative choice of words," naruto said.
"Also experience and composure, since you can keep your cool in weird situations," sasuke said.
"Hey… don't call me weird," I said.
"He's right you are weird," naruto said.
"Fuck both of you, and don't forget I am the chakra master," I said as I rolled on my side.
"That's not fair, and plus sasuke can use element's" naruto said
"And you have an endless pool of chakra, while I have advance chakra manipulation, nashi can out endure us in using chakra, and along with that he has practically mastered tree walking," sasuke said while listing out his and our strength.
"Hey thats not fair," naruto said.
"Yeah that's not fair, naruto has problems with chakra control, compare him to before we meet, yeeeesh his control sucks so much that it would make you question that if he even tried, still sucks to suck thanks to his problem with the clone jutsu he gets a two out of three in the exams, but not to rain on his parade his clones has been getting less and less sick looking so id said that's quite the improvement," nashi said as naruto nodded just behind him.
"Anyways come one its sticking training," nashi said as he stood up and patted his pants to get some grass and dirt that got stuck on them.
"Ughhhh, can I rest for a few more minutes," naruto said with a groan.
"You know it always makes me wonder how the two of you manage to quickly bounce back from heavy damage," sasuke said as he wondered how naruto and I can keep getting up after always trying to kill each other.
"Its because were awesome," naruto said
"Haha, very funny" sasuke said.
"You know, I don't know myself, but for naruto its very easy, I mean look at how I trained him, it was all endurance and resilience along with extreme durability, which in turn granted him the strength of several adults, and I guess recovery speed, but for me its all up to what you think," I said as I remembered my wishes from god and the fact that I only worked with like three of them and haven't done shit with the fourth one, and from what I remembered, first was higher regen, second was higher learning capability or adaptability or garou from one punch man shit, third was my special bloodline which I don't know how to use because it does nothing except when I focus on a certain part and at best it does like a 1.5 times boost which can be over shadowed by the quote on quote higher reinforcement, since all I needed to do with that is simply coat my body but unlike the natural way I compress it to my frame which then enhances my physical capabilities due to the restricted chakra and if mastered to a degree it could do a 5 times increase but it mostly depends on the control of the user and along with there base strength, my bloodline prevents my chakra from escaping my body but it doesn't enhance me because from what I can somewhat see it circulates with in my body so yeah I call bullshit.
I mean literally why the fuck cant I do the thing I can do without my bloodline either this is some super bullshit or my bloodline is defective since from the beginning it seems useless aside from concentrating, like the times I focused it on my eyes and the times I use it to concentrate on making strings so I could anchor myself and the times when I try to fuck with it, overall its not what I had expected from something I wished for that could literally lead to godhood.
I mean think about it this world literally relies on chakra manipulation, no matter what the fuck it is, be it a bloodline ability or a use of a tool that requires chakra, even if you think about it, it could literally fuck anyone over with such an ability, but noooo, I have to get an ability that literally does nothing, well its time to stop bitching and get to my fourth wish and push those things aside.
The fourth wish was capability to record and store knowledge about human weaponry so yeah, also when I accidentally looked at some it seems to have recorded some of my personal memories in this world, but there is nothing about my world aside from what I have in my own skull so I don't know how this works, well i'll check it later for now I need to work with what I got also I need to focus on what will come within a month because I want to do something.
"Alright that's enough for today because fuck, i'm tired, also here sorry for the late birth day," I said as I gave naruto a small sack of something.
"Thank you, but what is this," naruto asked as he opened the bag and his eyes widened in joy.
"Thank you so much big bro," naruto said while crying tears of joy.
"What did you give him?" Sasuke asked me in a whisper.
"I gave him ramen coupons," I said to sasuke in a whisper.
"What? That's enough to make him cry," he said to which I nodded. "How did you even get that much coupons, don't tell me you're a ramen addict like naruto," he asked while backing away from me like I have some sort of incurable disease.
"Don't you fucking dare think of that, and if you want to know I did what a ninja does best," I said.
"And that is?," sasuke asked.
"I fucking stole them of course, what do you think of me an average citizen?, because if you do that's some grade A bullshit right there," I said in mock offended.
"Alright now, enough resting its time for weapon training you bitches," nashi said as he throws a fist up in the air with a wooden katana.
"Oh now I know why you gave me the coupons first," naruto said as his face became less bright.
"I'll take the chokuto," sasuke said.
"Ok, but still why the fuck do you pick the straight katana?" I said as I tossed a wooden version of his grass cutter.
"I don't really know, It just feels natural," he said.
"Ok, what about you naruto?" I asked.
"Clearly the big ass great sword," he said.
"I know it looks cool and all but still, you might need to actually get some skills with the sword someday," I said as I tossed him his chosen sword that looked exactly like clouds buster sword.
"I don't need something like that, plus i'm not even gonna use a sword, and unlike you two all I need is these hands," naruto said as he slung it over his shoulder.
"I know your not a sword guy and all but, all you need to do is get familiar with a sword so you could fight a sword user, and I know that you don't have any style because you rely on its weight along with your power," nashi said.
"What? You said it your self, using a sword is just slash, slash, stab, and mix from there, like stab, stab, slash, and slash, stab, stab, and ect so I don't really know why you want me to learn more," naruto said dismissively.
"Fine you have a point, so we doing the usual for who fights first?" Nashi asked, and naruto and sasuke agreed with him.
"Alright, ready,"
"Set,"
"Go,"
And all three of us threw our hands out, me and sasuke doing scissors and naruto doing rock.
"Haha I win," naruto said as he walked towards a clearing with slash marks on the ground.
"Well fuck," I said.
"I know we could win, but seriously i'm not willing to fight a muscle head like naruto wielding a sword," sasuke said, fully knowing that it would be a complete pain in the ass fighting someone who is strong and doesn't have a style, making them unpredictable and extremely difficult to fight against.
"Agreed, so I won't be loosing you slimy sack of shit," I said with a grin
"Same here you troglodyte," sasuke said and from both of them a fire was lit in there Eyes as they prepared to play rock paper scissors again.
"Rock,"
"Paper,"
"ScIssors,"
"Shoot," we said together and we had a draw.
"Again," we had a draw.
"Again," and I won.
"Ha, eat shit you fucking goose haired ass," I said as I laughed at a frustrated sasuke who just threw out a rock to my paper.
"Fuck, I am so dead," sasuke said as he begrudgingly walked over to the small arena to begin the fight, I couldn't hear them from how far I was but they had a good minute or two of banter before they started.
And as usual naruto started it off with a over head swing, something sasuke knew better to block and just moved to the right and swung for naruto's head, to which naruto used the over sized handle to block it, and twisting his wrist to angle the blade of the wooden sword at sasuke and swung diagonally to try and cut sasuke in two if it was a real sword.
Before the strike could land sasuke jumped back a show of his agility and quick thinking, but it was for not because as soon as sasuke dodged naruto was already at him again, as naruto used the weight and momentum of his heavy swing that sasuke dodged to basically spin him like a top, this being both unexpected and unpredicted by sasuke, all the poor raven haired boy could do was grot his teeth and brace for impact, and it hit and along with the strike sasuke was taken for a ride, sasuke spun with naruto making the world around him blur until the spinning stopped and he was launched over at a tree, sasuke noticed and reacted quick enough to land on his feet to lessen the amount of damage he took.
As soon as sasuke landed he immediately shook of his confusion and jumped aiming for the dazed and disoriented naruto, naruto was still a little dizzy from his spin but he noticed something rushing at him and remembering he was in a fight put his defense up quick enough to block a whack with the flat side of his sword, along with that sasuke took this chance and continued to go ham on the defending naruto.
As for half a minute all you could hear from the clearing was grunting and thick whacks that could only be made with wood on wood impact reverberating around them like a child just pressing on random keys on a piano, so over all there were only, whacks, smacks that sounded, until naruto regained his focus and after feeling a heavier than usual smack he pushed as soon as it hit, it made sasuke's swing incomplete and shoved most of the force of the swing into his arms making him flinch and giving naruto an opening.
After that naruto quickly used his over sized sword and swung horizontally along with a little spin to maximize its weight, sasuke blocked this of course seeing as there was no other way, but in the middle of blocking the two could hear a cracking noise and the wooden sword gave as it snapped in two just like every time they sparred with wooden weapons, as sasuke noticed the moment a crack could be heard he instantly pulled himself up using the blade that he stuck in the ground as a clutch and pulled himself over the swing.
As sasuke landed and was about to launch a counter strike to naruto that is still in mid swing from a spin, a sword landed where sasuke was going to hit, and looking back he saw nashi throw something in the sky, and before he could ask why, he noticed that there were more dropping around them, some of the wooden weapon landing and some bouncing off the ground harmlessly and landing on there sides.
"Whats the big idea bro," naruto said.
"Well since I noticed that sasuke always loses a sword I came up with a brilliant idea, because this will be like a real life battle simulation I decided to scatter weapons randomly around the area, and also," nashi said as he tossed three rocks at the wooden sword, one his around his arm making him let go, one hit the top of the sword strong enough to flip it in the air, and the last one hit it strong enough to toss it within the surrounding randomly scattered sword.
"You asshole, you nearly fucking got my hand!!!!" Naruto screamed at nashi as he was scared for his fingers and angry because he just lost his favorite weapon.
As naruto was angrily yelling at nashi, sasuke started to laugh evilly, prompting naruto to look at a sasuke that is looking down his whole head being covered by his hair and noticed that he was already reaching for a weapon that stabbed on the ground near him.
"Its time to taste defeat naruto!!!!" Sasuke yelled out while pointing a wooden falchion at naruto with a extremely joyed face, and all naruto could do was slightly go pale.
Before naruto could speak sasuke already launched himself at naruto, naruto couldn't do much as he ducked from a over head slash, while naruto was crouched he felt something over at his left hand, and without looking at it he instantly gripped it and did a vertical slash, but naruto did not know what he had gripped on and as he swung it, it caught his leg but also hit a blocking sasuke and launched him 10 feet away from him.
As naruto stood up he finally got a good look at his hastily chosen weapon, the weapon part looked like a mix of an axe and a spear, and it had a long pole that reached down to the ground, it was a halberd and naruto had a grin stretched over his face that rivaled sasuke's.
Sasuke after gathering himself stood up from his impromptu launch and picked up a different weapon, this time he grabbed the handle of a khopesh it had a two handed handle and a 6 inch straight then a 12 inch curve that made a tip alined with the straight of the blade, it only had one sharp edge and a small hook at the end, sasuke questioned the making of this blade but didn't question it as he coated it with his chakra to make it more durable, and he was just in time as naruto was rushing at him prepared to stab him with his halberd, sasuke deflected this with his blade but he felt something odd, it was the fact that it didn't have any resistance as naruto let go the moment his sword had touched the halberd for a decisive punch, and as sasuke notice this he naturally pulled his sword to block but it easily shattered to his strength, passing it and easily clocked him on his face while sending him 3 feet from naruto.
Surprisingly he took this blow and got up on his feet and he took a blade from one of the ground, he felt its weight and threw it at naruto as hard as he could, and the moment sasuke threw it he saw what looked like a small and bulky sword it had two edges and a one handed handle, it was a spartan sword, it was meant to have weight and a razor edge along with being light perfect for close quarters but not as a throwing tool, as naruto saw this coming to him he grabbed a sword randomly and sliced at the thrown spartan sword, but his chosen weapon did not last as even with his reinforcement of it it shattered, because it was a rapier a small and thin blade meant for finesse not force, it was good enough to redirect the blade to not hit him.
As naruto was rushing at him it was beginning to become clear that sasuke did not recover fully from naruto's punch as he couldn't even move his legs from that spot, and so the battle ended with naruto socking sasuke.
Sasuke was knocked out after taking a full windup of naruto's punch, but it was clear that sasuke has actually improved not only in his skill but the fact that he could take a full on punch from naruto even I couldn't do that, though naruto is in need of massive improvements his base strength and durability is fucking insane, sasuke's punches are weaker than one would expect but put him up with someone else, one would think that his fist were hammers and naruto could take those like they were only a bug bite, but the funny thing is I am slightly stronger than sasuke and I could make naruto wince from every punch, so its either that sasuke needs technique or an understanding of the body so he could take advantages of openings, though this makes sense since he mostly aims for the fist and body, no chin, no throat, no temples, basically he doesn't aim for any of the weak points of a human body, so yeah I might need to train him on that one.
"Alright, a five minute break then you and me naruto," I said as I continued to carve a different weapon.
Naruto gulped a little and started walking around the field of scattered wooden swords, he was looking for his favorite sword since he didn't want to fight someone like nashi with random luck, though he could be very lucky but towards nashi it almost feels like throwing water at a brick wall, so he spent the 5 minutes looking for his weapon of choice.
[somewhere else]
"So it seems that the uchiha has truly prepared to rebel against us?" A man said a little sad about it.
"Yes lord danzo, and it seems like shisui is part of this group and could very well be the very obstacle that could bring down our force if not delt with early," a man said while kneeling with his fist on the floor.
"Are you sure about this ant?" Danzo said.
"Yes my lord,"
"We should inform hiruzen about this, and make a proper plan," danzo said.
"No my lord, if we do that it might take to much time, with hiruzen's personality he would chose to make a diplomatic choice and try to talk them out of it, but with the growing anger of the uchiha towards us they could make a trap and kill hiruzen and then bring the destruction of konoha," he said with calculation and consideration of the outcome.
"Then do we take it into our arms?" Danzo asked hesitantly.
"Yes lord danzo,"
"Ok, please inform itachi of this, he is trust worth and from his actions he is willing to sacrifice much for the leaf, I just wish this did not happen," danzo said with regret.
"What about shisui my lord?"
"I'll make a plan, pls call my top group," he said and the root member walked out calmly, he was your standard root agent he had a cloak with a hoodie and a mask, but different from the anbu because they do not have animals on them but letters, and from his mask it showed a yellow eye.
"I'm sorry hiruzen but this is for the village," he said as he prepared himself.
Chapter end.
Hello folks thanks for reading and coming back for me, i'm sorry for the long updates life really is kicking me down in the dirt.
Question of the day: you doing good people?
For me could have been better.
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