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Nikki unlocked the door to her apartment. Audrey pushes open the door and drops her bag on the floor, walking into the cool air-conditioned room. She sighs as the cool air over took her. Audrey spun around and smiled.

"Fina-fucking-lly! I was afraid that I'd get all sweaty and gross!" Audrey sighed.

Nikki huffs, grabbing the purse Audrey had tossed on the floor, and placed it on the living room table, Tiffany entering behind her. Nikki kicked off her sneaks and placed them in a basket next to the door, with Tiffany doing the same with her boots. Audrey plopped down on the sofa and sighed. Nikki crinkled her brow. The red head took notice of her friends displeased look.

"What?"

"Your shoes, they'll track mud in here." Nikki said.

"Pffft. Yeah, cuz I go walking around mud pits in heels." Audrey replied.

"Mud, dirt, dog shit, and gum. These are all things I've had to clean out of my carpet because you brought it in and refused to take your shoes off." Nikki retorted.

Audrey folded her arms and looked away. Nikki grumbled. The older girl smirked and lifted her leg.

"Here, if they bother you that much, then you can take them off!"

Tiffany rolled her eyes. Poor Nikki had to deal with Audrey's stubbornness yet again. Why can't Audrey be a bit more flexible? Nikki cursed under her breath. She wasn't Audrey's slave, despite constantly being dragged and ordered around by the redhead. As Nikki muttered profanity, Tiffany stepped in and pulled off Audrey's shoes. Audrey pouted as she wanted Nikki to take them off, but Tiffany was always there to build bridges instead of burning them.

"Come on you two. We're here to have fun, not kill each other." The blonde reminded, plopping the heels in the shoe basket.

Behind them the fairy hovered, invisible and muted to mortal senses, except touch. Kyu just loved hearing people moan as she groped them in secret. It was one of her many weird hobbies. She deduced, from their chatter on the walk over, the blonde girl was the peace keeper as the red head was the party girl and fire starter and the bluenette was an introvert. What an interesting trio of three opposing personalities. True opposites attract, but this was just too strange.

Even so these girls, who all seemed around college age, were her best bet. After all, at this age their hormones wee raging, and judging by their personalities she deduced that two of them were obvious virgins. Who would want to have sex with a red head with a B-cup, and the girl with the glasses probably only knew about sex through WOW or fanfiction. The blonde though, she was a mystery. Kyu could sense a lingering sexual energy from her, but also a purity. She was a virgin but had experience with sex, but how could that be? The fairy would have to look into this later.

Kyu waited, and waited, and waited. Before she knew it seven hours had passed and it was 12:45 in the morning. The pink haired girl pulled at her rose locks letting out a guttural groan. All she'd seen is one of them play video games, each of them leave the room to shower, the other two talk about make-up and clothes and two of them demolish a bag of jelly beans and the third eat an entire pizza.

"Gawd, what is wrong with these girls? This isn't a fucking sleepover, it's a fucking snorefest." The fairy whines "Where's the gossip? Where's the talk about boys? Where's the experimentation with lesbianism?"

Finally, after two more hours, the three were all tuckered out and fell asleep. The blue haired girl wore a baggy pink pajama shirt and pants and she slept in the large bean bag chair she was sitting in. On the bed the redhead and blonde laid snuggling up to a giant teddy bear in between them. The blonde girl had a yellow pajama shirt and pants, lined with pink frills and the red-haired girl wore a flimsy scarlet nightgown with frilly black trim.

As they slept a light shined in the room. Each girl began to stir as the ball of luminescence shone upon them. They all stared at the shimmering orb in awe.

"Wh-what is that?" Tiffany asked.

"It's happening! They've come! Aliens are here!" Nikki marveled.

The ball flashed and Kyu appeared before all the girls. She stretched popping her joints and groaned in slight pleasure.

"Damn, if two hours does this I'd hate to think what ten thousand years would do." She stated cricking her neck.

The girls stared at her amazed, shocked and slightly confused. Kyu held her arms out to her side as if she had just made a good joke. No one replied. The fairy let her hands down, and stared back at the girls.

"Sorry. I got bored and decided to hang out with the five-year-old across the street. We were watching Aladdin before I read her a bed time story. Wotta a sweetie. I'm joining her for a tea party tomorrow." She explains.

Still no response. Kyu sighed. She waited patiently and finally someone spoke. It was the red-head, beginning with an eloquent yet well deserved:

"Dafuq?"

"There it is." Kyu responded.

"What's happening?" Tiffany asked.

"Well…" Kyu began.

"Are you from a local planetoid body or a distant one?" Nikki inquired putting on her glasses.

"I'm from Sky Garden" Kyu beamed.

Nikki grabbed the yellow notepad from her night table drawer, along with her trusty Mega-Man pen and scribbled down details. Kyu chuckled.

"I like her." She said to the two placed in the bed.

"Hey, what's happening? Who are you? Are you really an alien?" Tiffany asked.

"No, I'm a love fairy. I'm Kyu~" she announced.

Nikki clicked her pen and looked up at the fairy.

"So, you aren't an alien?" Nikki asked.

"No, not in the way you're thinking at least." Kyu responds.

Nikki slowly put away her memo pad and pen and curled up in her bean bag chair, drifting back to sleep. Kyu puffed out her cheeks.

"I SAID WAKE UP!" Kyu yelled.

The bluenette huffed and sat up with a dissatisfied expression on her face. Kyu smiled and folded her arms.

"There, now as I was saying, I'm a love fairy. Call me Kyu. It's my job to watch over the city and make sure there is enough love." She explained.

"Wait, you're saying there isn't enough love in Glenberry?" Tiffany asked.

"Nope!" Kyu confirmed.

"And how is that our problem?' Audrey queried.

"First, eat these!" Kyu ordered.

She handed each of them a pomegranate seed. The girls stared at the maroon tear shaped seeds in their palms.

"What the fuck are these?" Audrey asked.

"Well they aren't sentiment tokens." Kyu replied.

Tiffany and Audrey shared a glance wondering if the other would understand the fairy's words. Nikki adjusted her glasses.

"It appears to be a pomegranate seed." Nikki replied.

"Yep! Eat it and it'll help bring love back to this town." Kyu assured.

"It will?" Audrey asked clearly skeptical.

Kyu nodded proudly. The trio shared a glance of uncertainty before eating their own seed. Nikki cringed at the bitterness, Audrey crinkled her nose and Tiffany forced it down. Once she was sure each girl had eaten their seed before she continued.

"Good, now as I was saying, there's not enough love in Glenberry, which is bad for me. Love fairies such as myself, feed off sexual energy and it's been a little dry lately. Which is where you cuties come in!"

"What do you mean?" Tiffany asked.

"What I mean is that you three are my chefs, waitresses and spoons. You're gonna feed me all the sex energy I need, before I'm full!" Kyu stated.

None of the girls said a word. It was an odd plan, with an even odder goal. Audrey, once again, was the first to speak.

"Fuck that noise. I'm not gonna bang a bunch of guys for you." Audrey scoffed.

"Typical virgins. Always so objective to one of life's simplest pleasures." Kyu sighed.

"Virgin? Audrey? No way, she's not…" Tiffany begins.

"A virgin? Yeah, she is. Who'd wanna sleep with her? She's also a lesbian. But that's not a shocker since the two of you are as well." Kyu replied.

"Wait, the three of us are lesbians?" Nikki clarified.

"Yeah this is all a lot to take in." Tiffany added.

"Well a love fairy can tell a person's sexual orientation by a glance and you three arelesbians. I'm also like 90% sure you're in love with each other Congrats~" Kyu congratulated.

No more words were exchanged. Nikki looked at her two friends and Audrey blushed while Tiffany played with her hair.

"Is this why you wanted me to pick out lingerie with you the other day?" Nikki asked Tiffany.

The blonde shook her head. Audrey looked at them shocked.

"What!?" The red head gaped.

"That is not the reason! I needed someone to go with me and Audrey continuously makes assumptions it's for a date with a boy and it makes me really uncomfortable!" Tiffany blurted out.

"Hold on! You helped me pick out underwear last week!" Audrey barked at Nikki.

"You said you needed underwear, and I needed some too so…" Nikki countered.

"You were trying to sneak a peek! Admit it!" Audrey demanded.

The three continued to argue before Kyu whistled loudly to quiet them. They all turned to her and she shook her head.

"As I was saying, you three are going to start seducing girls by tomorrow morning, so you need to get your rest."

"Wait a minute, Kyu, we can't just wake up and start hooking up with random girls. That might work for fairies or whatever, but with humans, it's more of a process, you go on dates, build a relationship and then when you feel the time is right…" Tiffany explained.

Kyu blew into her hand, cutting Tiffany off with a farting sound. Audrey snickered.

"Yeah, no. Did I forget to mention that the situation is dire? I'm losing precious boobage as we speak. Of course, I took a precaution in case you were prudes."

"Precaution?" Nikki repeated.

Kyu smirked and looked back, a malicious glint gleamed within her emerald orbs. "Those seeds you ate. To humans, pomegranate seeds from Sky Garden are very strong, long lasting aphrodisiacs."

Each of the three faces flushed once Kyu finished explaining. Audrey pointed at the fairy.

"You bitch! You fuckin' roofied us!"

"Roofie? No. I gave you a healthy seed, that just so happens to make you incredibly horny twelve hours later. So, by noon tomorrow you should get to hustlin'!"

Before anyone could retort Kyu disappeared in an explosion of pink smoke. The smoke spread through the room and filled each of the girls' lungs. They each fell asleep aware of the fate awaiting them upon waking up.

Sorry this took so long. I had a lotta stuff to do with classes and all. SO the next chapter we should start seeing some hunies pop. As always, 3-5 reviews and I'll add another chapter. Also I might write the TiffanyXJessie chapter as a separate document, if enough people ask for it. Keep sending me ideas for couples you want to see. And if you want more Huniepop action check out my other stories "Audrey-Pop" and "Tiffanie's Epilogue". Please R&R.