So done with the new chapter it ended up being 5280 words long without Author's notes. I hope everyone enjoys!

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Doflamingo felt like he was on a high that no drug could ever top. Just in the few weeks that they had been away from Norwick, Luffy had advanced so much. The sunniest gummy smile lit up that precious little face all the time now and the pup would make the happiest little coos and chirps when his Daddy came in sight, specifically! He only made those extra special noises for the alpha and would eagerly, though clumsily, nuzzle the blond back now! Luffy's eyes were becoming even darker, prettier in Doflamingo's opinion, and more focused. Best of all, he really was gaining weight! Even if it was a slow process, he was still gaining, unlike before, and that made the man incredibly happy.

"Doffy, it's time for you to go to your meeting." Vergo pointed out as he stood up and sat the paperwork he had been going through, on the nearby desk.

Doflamingo was dressed to the nines in his favorite and newest red suit that went so beautifully with his lean body and beloved feathered mantle. He had been eager to show it off, but the idea of leaving his Treasure had him reluctant to leave.

Doflamingo pouted at Vergo, still carefully holding Luffy up and trying to encourage him to put weight on his legs and do little froggy hops on his chest as he leaned back in his recliner. It was so cute and although he was quickly tiring, Luffy was clearly having so much fun! Now that he could hold his head up for a bit, they could have a lot more fun together. Luffy's high pitched little guffs turned the man to melted butter and had him grinning and laughing too. Doflamingo didn't want to leave Lu! He hadn't ever been more than 100ft away from him for more than a half-hour before and that was with him still on the ship, only once! He had never ever actually left him before and that made him terribly anxious. What if something happened and he wasn't there? What if Luffy got scared because his Daddy wasn't there?

"Ne, Ne Lu-Lu! Look at you! Behehe! He's getting so much stronger now!" Trebol exclaimed, shuffling into the room without any invitation, like usual. He went straight over to watch Doflamingo help the pup frog hop up and down a few more times as he sulked at Vergo. The blond practically trying to will him with his pup's cuteness to convince the bearded Brunet that it would be a good idea to take his sweet Treasure along. Doflamingo completely regretting his own agreement with the strict plans that had been recited around the ship for weeks now. They had been about not taking Luffy along to go to the nearby island, just in case the situation proved to be too dangerous. Though the blond had agreed that it would be best to take Vergo with him since he didn't know what sort of person his potential business partner may be.

"Vergo doesn't get to watch Lu-Lu! Behehe! We get to play with Lu-Lu and you don't!~" Trebol teased, at a now scowling Vergo.

"Well, I may have to battle some powerful Grandliners with Doffy…." Vergo muttered petulantly.

"So? We get to have a slumber party with our Lu-Lu for the first time and you don't!"

"He's going to cry." Vergo pointed with a flat look on his face, crossing his arms.

"He always cries when Doffy isn't at arm's length, but you don't have to jinx Lu! You're a mean mean uncle, Vergo!" Trebol huffed as he leaned into the other man's face and wagged a finger.

Neither man noticed the evident existential crisis that their captain was having. Not the clearly stricken look on Doflamingo's face as they bickered back and forth between each other. The pair hadn't even picked up on the blond's distress as the man's scent soured and Doflamingo's skin became slightly paler at the thought of his Treasure crying and being away from him for a whole night! It was horrible, something his Luffy couldn't handle! What was he thinking of, agreeing to the plan to leave his Luffy on the ship? Only a terrible Daddy would do something like that! He wasn't a bad father; Doflamingo refused to be! Not like- He was a good, good Daddy! Doflamingo cuddled his pup, desperately scenting him and showering him in all the affection he could muster. He couldn't leave his Luffy! He just couldn't. Maybe if he just-

"Are you trying to put Luffy in your….. jacket's feathers?" Gladius' incredulous bark practically echoed around the room. The other two turned from their petty fight, startled quiet. The spiky white-haired man stood by the door, a Doffy themed bright red Den-Den Mushi in his hand as he gawked.

"No….?"

The three stared Doflamingo down with various levels of disbelief on their faces. All three eying the pup mid-descent into the bright pink fluff.

"Doffy."

"Maybe?" Doflamingo relented after a few more awkward minutes. Hoping they wouldn't notice that his hand was still moving.

"Your hand is still moving."

"Um, I think you are seeing things," Vergo said, tone entirely distracted.

"His lower body is gone. He's moving him!"

"How would that even work?" Vergo mused, eying his captain in bafflement.

"He needs me!" Doflamingo grumbled sulkily.

"Seriously, how does that even work?"

"Gladius, what's taking so long? What are you even looking- What am I seeing? How would that even work?"

"Your hand is still moving!" Trebol accused.

"Because he needs me!"

"Lu-Lu can't be carried around using the fluffiness of your mantle, that isn't how it works!... at least I'm pretty sure? I don't know what's going on…. What did I even walk in on?" Diamante exclaimed.

"I'm a good dad!" Doflamingo shouted defensively.

"None of you are making any sense!"

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After literally over an hour of arguing and dealing with Doflamingo's apparently, extremely severe separation anxiety, that honestly even the most oblivious of the crew could tell you he had involving Luffy, they finally finally convinced him to leave. The catch was that he would get to talk to Luffy over the Den-Den Mushi as much as he wanted (After he got on the island). They had to call him if even something minuscule ended up happening. (Not that they actually planned to do that) It had been hell just trying to get Luffy to not get fussy over Doflamingo leaving. It had been even worse when he realized his Daddy wasn't there anymore, that sunny smile faded. At first, he let out questioning chirps that quickly faded to mewls for the man. His little eyebrows furrowed while he looked around, with quivering lips. Great big eyes getting dewy as they unsteadily darted around.

"Hey, hey, Lu-Lu! Don't get sad, neh!" Trebol exclaimed, hovering around Jora, who was doing her best to shush and comfort the distressed pup. "Jora, you dumbie! You aren't doing it right, Lu doesn't like being held that way! You're gonna traumatize him with your tits!" Trebol shouted.

"What do you mean?! I'm his only Auntie! He loves being held like this!" The woman exclaimed, using both of her arms to practically bearhug the pup to her breasts.

"You are making him cry with your yelling!"

"Yeah, and you're being too rough with him!" Pica screeched, rattling everyone's brain's with his squeaky voice.

"Uhuh! Lu-Lu's gonna be strangled! Give Lu to Pink, stupid! He holds Lu right and he makes him not cry!" Trebol insisted, stomping a foot in irritation as Luffy's cries started to pick up. "Stop making him cry!" The man demanded as the woman continued to cling to Luffy, who at that point was wailing.

Diamante of all people stepped in. Teeth bared and pale blue eyes narrowed and an uncharacteristic full chested growl rattled the giant man's whole body. All 16 feet of him was curled forward as he stepped in Trebol's way before he could lunge forward, like he clearly had been about to do. "Give him here, now, you dimwitted woman! Upsetting Luffy is hurting Doffy!" The man snarled, glaring down with all of his might at the selfishly acting woman. "Besides, he clearly doesn't like you and uncle Diamante hasn't got to hold him in days!" The man growled, practically snatching the sniffling pup from the woman and held him close, purring and doing what he could to try and soothe his nephew. Who was still crying his little lungs out. However, the towering light brunet was glad that he at least wasn't screaming so loud anymore.

"Hey, hey! Give him to Pink!" Trebol barked, pointing at the shorter brunet, gritting his teeth.

"No! I never get to spend time with my Lu-Lu! He stole him from me last time so I get his turn!" Diamante insisted even as he began to grimace at the noise Luffy was making. "Come on Lu-Lu! If you'd just stop crying, you could be enjoying some outside time with Uncle Diamante!" The man pled.

"Just give him to Pink already!" Pica squawked, exasperated and entirely in agreement with Trebol at that point. He would rather Luffy not be upset enough to cry, then get to spend any personal time with his nephew. Especially, as Pica didn't want to be the one that Doflamingo got angry with. If the man found out they had gotten Luffy to that level of upset less than a full 2 hours in and they had neglected to call him on top of it, things wouldn't turn out well. The pastel purple haired man was sure of it. Things were even worse, since Luffy rarely got upset enough to ball his eyes out. He was the rare sort of infant that had such an incredibly sunny, easy-going personality….. One had to really set him off to get him so worked up.

Everyone cringed as the sounds of Doflamingo's favorite hot pink Den-Den Mushi began making its unique bur-bur sounds in the most demanding way it possibly could. Trying to get their attention. Luffy actually quieted significantly more at the sound, much to everyone's relief, though he hadn't completely stopped. The pup made a curious peep back, recognizing the sound to a certain extent and Doflamingo had conditioned him to be quieter when he heard it.

"Don't you dare answer that!" Pica insisted, glaring Trebol down as the man went to reach for the receiver.

"Shit, we're dead! Dead I tell you! Young Master's going to be so upset if he hears Lu! Fucking idiots, idiots, all of you! Can't even keep the happiest baby alive smiling until at least lunchtime! At least we would have an excuse as to why he would be upset then!" Gladius hissed.

"Hey, hey! I told them to give Lu-Lu to Pink!"

"I just wanted to show him my art and explain to him why Lavender is really his color!" Jora insisted.

"That doesn't even make any sense! He's a baby! He won't know what you are even saying!" Diamante huffed, rocking Luffy, who was mostly down to sniffling.

"That, and Luffy looks like he has jaundice anytime you try to dress him in those ridiculous get-ups you call clothes. He's an omega, but he's also a man, so stop trying to dress him like he's a Mini-you, woman! He'll decide who he is, like a real man, once he's old enough." Senior Pink exclaimed, arms crossed as he inched his way closer and closer to Diamante. With the most impassive expression he could muster he peered up at the tiny pup cupped in the other man's hand.

Caught up in their bickering, everyone forgot all about the Den-Den Mushi, who had called out to them repeatedly, sounding more desperate and upset each time it was recalled. Only after the 4th time did Lao G make his way into the navigation/hangout area to see why there was so much noise. Noticing the distressed Den-Den Mushi, the man snatched the creature up and left the room, deciding that it probably wasn't the best time for the young Master to hear them.

"This is Lao GGGGG! What can I do for ya'?" The muscular middle-aged man plopped down in one of the 4 new rocking chairs he had around the ship, this one on the far end of the deck from Doflamingo's quarters and the clowns that were still caterwauling. Though the group of executives plus Luffy were not nearly as loudly anymore.

"It's Vergo….. You should really pick up sooner. What if it was a major emergency? Anyway, I'm just calling to tell everyone that Doffy has decided that he will be going on ahead so he can shorten the trip… He was pretty anxious, so don't be surprised if he shows back up unexpectantly. I'm just hoping he'll finish everything up that needs finishing before heading back for Lu." Vergo explained. The Den-Den Mushi's face twisting up into and exasperated expression, "Though, I don't really blame him. A sad Luffy is like the sun going out. Especially, now, that he's old enough to start to really show a personality." Vergo grumbled. "Anyway, if he calls or comes back early, don't be surprised and try not to make Luffy upset. Doffy's in a really sour mood and he's going to disregard everything if he thinks Luffy isn't being watched properly."

Lao G grimaced. "Yeah, I'll try to get everything to calm down. Hopefully, the young Master is headinGGGG toward the island. Even if he isn't, there aren't any clouds around this spot, just like we planned, it will be hard for him to return without you."

"I hope so… Because….. I'm sure, he wouldn't like hearing all of that crying. What's going on anyway? Why is Lu upset?" Vergo asked clearly, trying to sound calm and curious even though the Den-Den's face warped into a dangerous frown and his tone of voice had an unmistakable edge to it.

"How should I know? I was sleepinGGG in my new chair one minute, then I was hearing them all shriekinGGG at each other about who the favorite was and Jora's terrible clothinGGGG choices for him." The older man grumbled, emphasizing his Gs even as he sounded less than enthusiastic about what was going on.

"Ih, so…. The usual…?"

"Yup, pretty much."

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Doflamingo was irritated. No, more than irritated, he just wanted to turn back and pretend he never made this stupid deal to meet up in the first place! How had his crew even manage to bully him into this? The alpha swore it would never happen again! Well, at least until Luffy was big enough to fend for himself for a while…. Meaning… probably never, but maybe someday.

Doflamingo didn't even need to call to know his Sweetness was probably balling his eyes out at that very minute. It was just obvious that he would be. Luffy loved his Daddy and he always cried when they were separated. They both just hated being apart, so of course, Lu was crying! This little trip was supposed to be fun and he hated it already!

The blond was supposed to meet his contact on a lesser known island that he enjoyed. It was an island known for it's gambling halls even if none were nearly as high class as one could find in the Grandline, nor were they nearly as grand as the casino at Blackjack Coastal, but they were worth visiting. Doflamingo was sure that Alliganta could become just as popular as Blackjack Coastal if they had a proper casino built to.

Normally Doflamingo would be excited to visit, but he couldn't muster up the slightest amount of enthusiasm. He should have insisted on Luffy coming with him. What was he thinking leaving his Treasure with his found family? They didn't know how to take care of his boy! If he had taken Luffy with the blond would have been able to enjoy himself with his Treasure safe and sound! He was sure there was no way in hell he would be able to enjoy himself in any way now!

Doflamingo couldn't even be destructive because that would leave a bad impression and he couldn't whine either because that to, wouldn't leave a great impression. He also didn't want to potentially have someone going after his son, so the alpha would have to bottle up all he was feeling. Something the blond wasn't very good at doing. Even thinking about it made the man grouchier.

Doflamingo knew that he wasn't supposed to meet the man until around 5pm, when the ship they were using to get to the island was supposed to make land, but he just wanted to get everything over with. It wasn't even quite noon and after an hour of sulking. Then not finding anyone worth screwing, the young alpha was bored out of his mind. Why was it always so difficult to find one pretty worth wetting his dick on? It just wasn't fair! He had high standards, yes, but the level of inadequacy around him seemed to just be growing more and more as he aged out of being a teenager. It was getting to the point he could hardly find someone that he would be willing to stick his tongue down their throat let alone, pin down and rut into until they squealed like a cock hungry virgin in heat. This made the man sulk, even more. It would be nice to find himself some company he could love on. Maybe even find someone that would coddle and fawn over and love his Treasure just as much as he did!

"Hey! Don't you try swindling me, you cheating little snake! Did ya' think I wouldn't notice? Pay up or I'll turn you to dust, got it?!" A slightly gravelly growl filled Doflamingo's ears like the sweetest music.

Towering over a small bucktoothed man who was wearing slacks and a dusty button-up was the most beautiful creature Doflamingo had ever seen, (besides his Treasure, of course, though in a vastly different way) beautiful dark hair all slicked back, clear skin, beautiful dark, dark eyes, that cute scar from cheek to cheek that reminded the blond of a smile. A perfect sexy body just the right build to get the young alpha's heart pumping and his cock plumping up. The way brunet ground his foot into that slug, ugh, he was so vicious!~ The blond felt his face heat up as his previous scowl, twisted into an enthralled grin. Then the beauty smirked so prettily as he made the weakling wail. Doflamingo felt like he had been struck through the heart with a bolt of lightning in the best way possible.

This, this was his pretty from all those months ago. Doflamingo knew in that moment, he had to have him. Clearly, they were soulmates! That's why the blond hadn't been able to fuck anyone. It wasn't because he had become a dad or he couldn't find a pretty up to his standards. It was because all of the brunets he had been eyeing hadn't been his extra-special pretty!

"What the hell do you think you're looking at?" The brunet growled, calculating dark eyes staring the blond down threateningly.

Doflamingo felt like his heart was about to melt right out of his chest, ugh, he was so so cute! This trip was so worth it! There was no way that he could ever let that man get away again, ever! He wanted to tie him to his bed forever!~

"Someone I need to take out to a nice dinner.~" Doflamingo coyly purred, confidently swaggered up to the smaller man he could already tell would fit like a puzzle piece against him.

"Excuse me? I already have an appointment later on." The man snorted, a clearly unimpressed look gracing his features.

Doflamingo forced himself not to frown. Jealousy eating away at him. Who dare take the attention of his sweet sweet pretty away from him? Couldn't they see that they would be perfect together? He'd just have to kill them. Wait…. Why was pretty's voice so familiar? "Oh, really? What's… his name?"

"Actually…" The man looked Doflamingo up and down with a resigned sign, making the blond positively preen. "I'm pretty sure it's you. Donquixote Doflamingo…. Right?"

"Fufufufufu, the one and only!" Doflamingo practically sang. He was now 100% certain that he was right and fate or whatever it was out there that helped people find their mate was pointing neon signs over the brunet and shrieking at him that this was the one, one. Thank the gods, or himself, because he didn't think he could find a prettier guy if he tried! Ugh, he was so so pretty! He wanted to steal him away so bad and show him how perfect his nest was and make him cum so until he cried. Then he'd bite him just right!~

"I'll tell you what. I'll buy you lunch, anything you want and we can play a few games and wait for my crew to show up before moving on to the boring stuff, eh?" Doflamingo purred, carefully running a finger over the other man's arms in obvious flirtation. Snickering when the man's face went red and the brunet made a show of coughing into a fist.

"F-fine. That would be fine. I could use something to eat anyway." The brunet clearly, reluctantly agreed.

"I forgot to ask….. You called yourself.. Mr. Zero or something like that?… What should I actually call you? I can't be calling a 10 out of 10 a measly, Mr. Zero! That goes against all of my sensibilities." Doflamingo teased, making sure his breath ghosted across the other man's face, just right. "I mean a pretty like you-"

"I…. We should get going… I know a place." The man barked, taking off to the left.

"HEY! Don't be that way! I didn't even come on to you that strong!" The blond exclaimed, pouting as he followed the other man. Easily catching up with his much longer legs.

"You can't just-just try to seduce me! We've barely just met and I'm sober! This isn't how a one night stand works." The man hissed, tone implying that he thought that Doflamingo was nuts.

The blond snatched the other man's wrist up with a dangerous frown. "Who said I was looking for one night?"

"We may have talked on the Den-Den Mushi a few times, but we've just met!"

"So? You'll see, by the end of this trip, you'll see what I do. You'll like me!" Doflamingo crooned, tone flirtatious. "No, you'll be begging to meet my Luffy and be mine!" The blond said with absolute certainty.

"You're what? God, is that what you call your dick? I'm not letting any man fuck me that calls his dick something like that! I've got higher standards than that! I don't spread my legs for just anyone, especially weirdos like you!" The man sputtered defensively, jerking his harm away from the stunned blond.

"My dick?" Doflamingo choked. Feeling physically ill at the very thought of what the man was implying. "No! That isn't what I was talking about at all. My Luffy isn't my…. Dick….. he's my… well, you'll see once we get to know each other better, but he's absolutely not my cock!" The younger alpha exclaimed, tone completely offended. "And you'll love him as much as you're going to love me! I guarantee it!"

"'He's' not your dick?" The man said, looking at Doflamingo doubtfully.

"Of course not!" The blond guffed with a cheeky grin, trying to force away a full boded shudder, instead he focused on eying a delicious smelling restaurant dead ahead.

"Bastard, why would you think I would even want anything to do with you?" The brunet scuffed.

"Because we'll be perfect together, you'll see! Now let's get some food into you, it seems like my pretty gets grouchy when he's hungry!~" The blond purred. Eagerly snatching up the shorter man's wrist and dragging him towards the restaurant. Turning back before entering, Doflamingo's face twisted into something a bit more serious looking. "You like pups, right?" He asked, blindsiding the other man.

"What? What kind of question is that?" The brunet coughed. Going quiet until the pair were seated and the wine was poured.

Doflamingo took care of everything with a flourish. Ordering food and taking care of the seating and the wine. By the end of the lunch, the brunet, Doflamingo, now knew was named Crocodile, which he thought was an adorable name to go with such a cute scar, was reluctantly enjoying the company.

Doflamingo did most of the talking, animated and mildly annoying, but maybe it was because of the bottle's worth of wine, or the constant sincere flattery the doofy pink flamingo was spouting from that handsome mouth of his, which Crocodile was far from use to receiving, but he was starting to seriously think about at the very least sleeping with the guy.

The strange, seemingly random question still rattle around in the brunet's buzzed brain. Did he like kids? 'course he did. Not that it really mattered, a guy like him couldn't have kids. Not even with the miracle working Queen trying to help him out. Being a god damn useless freak of nature like he was, no viable reproductive system in sight. Never being born with anything but the ability to produce the proper hormones to keep him going without needing drugs. They didn't have much to work with. He was just glad they had been able to make his outside look like he felt on the inside.

Before the man could go down that rabbit hole, his brain fizzed out. Lips were suddenly on his and a tongue was shoved in his mouth, writhing and thrusting like the phantom promise of a cock and a hand was gripping him through his slacks and shit he wanted more! Doflamingo's scent was heavy and domineering and made Crocodile's cock stiffen attentively. Before he knew it, skilled hands were shoved down his pants and he was rocking and groaning into that skilled hand.

"There you go pretty, yeah, there ya' go… Feels so good, right? Don't worry, let Doffy take care of you, make you mine~ You like that, don't you? Being mine?" Doflamingo crooned something dark edging his tone as he pushed his suit collar away just enough to expose his scent glands and pressed the smaller man close, smiling as he man's eyes rolled back drunkenly.

"Bas-urd!"

Doflamingo snicker and nipped at the man's lips. "You wanna cum pretty? Alright then, give me a second." The blond insisted. Grinning, he yanked the man from his pants and forced his legs up and over his shoulders, making the other man sprawl over the booth's seating. The blond kept a firm grip on the sputtering brunet, so he didn't have even the slightest chance of cumming. The Doflamingo eagerly took the other man down to the root. Crocodile let out a strangled shout, leftover drool trickling unnoticed down his chin as the blond sucking him so hard and massaged him so aggressively he felt tears threatening to release from his eyes. The bastard definitely knew what he was doing, that was for sure!

"Oh shit, shit! Tongue! That god damn-" Crocodile couldn't think straight his back arched and an embarrassingly loud whine ripped its way from his throat at a particularly hard suck. "Ugh, asshole, restaurant! Uh, going ta'-" He yelped, tensing as the blond deep throated him again and purred, fucking purred with him down his throat! If he could, Crocodile would have humped the bastard's face. Damn, that wonderful coil released and his ears buzzed and relief and pleasure burned through every nerve in the brunet's body twitch and swallow and spasming in a feedback loop between Doflamingo eagerly slurping him down and Crocodile's body reacting until the overstimulation was so overwhelming the man struggled to get away twitching and trembling, cringing as he tried to force the blond to release him.

"Uummm, you taste so much nicer than the other's I've sucked off. Kind of sweet~ Your face is adorable when you're cumming too, so pretty!" The blond cooed, licking his lips as even with his sunglasses on, it was clear he was eying the brunet's still oversensitive dick, laying over those slacks, with want.

"D-don't say things like that!" Crocodile grumbled, cheeks still annoyingly flushed at the thought of what they had done in the restaurant. He couldn't have been more grateful for the private room they were currently in. Crocodile had a feeling the idiot flamingo would have still sucked him even in front of patrons and he may have been a bit adventurous when it came to sexual exploits, but he wasn't that adventurous.

Gods, Crocodile still couldn't believe that something like that just happened with a guy he had promised himself nothing would ever happen with! And that tongue…. The man tried his best to shake those thoughts away and focus on his dessert. "Damn it! It's ruined!" The brunet huffed. That asshat didn't even let him finish his grasshopper sundae! It was all sticky and melted. How long had they been going at it? Gods, how long had the ass sucked him after he came? His dick was still too sensitive to put away. Well, at least he probably just got the best blow job of his life, so he couldn't really complain all that much. That was until he had to cover himself with a napkin because the waiter came in and wouldn't stop yammering.

"Don't you dare!" Crocodile had to hiss under his breath when just the smile the flamingo bastard had on his face had him knowing he was up to no good. He was right when the blond tried to diddle him under the table while the oblivious waiter continued standing there. Damn, Doflamingo had magic fingers, the bastard!

Crocodile was more than happy when he could finally shove himself back in his pants, nice and secured away from spider-like fingers.

Cheeks still a little red with embarrassment, the brunet took one last swig of wine before turning to the blond. "You win."

"Huh?"

"Don't make me say it again, got it? You win! Are you happy now, asshole?"

Comprehension quickly flitted over Doflamingo's face and he lit up an almost childlike glee radiating from him. "Well I knew I'd win.~"

"Oh, shut up or I'll change my mind, you narcissistic fuck!"

"You say the nicest things, Fufufufufufu! Should we seal it all with a nice dicking? I haven't done anyone in ages, I promise!~"

"Gross. That's too much information!"

"But you enjoy it. I can smell it on you!~"

"Shit…. I do.. what the hell does that say about me? Where the fuck did my standards go? How did I even get involved in this, whatever it is?" The Brunet groaned.

The blond let out another laugh before throwing down some bills and brushed his fingers against the front of the man's slacks. "In my defense, I'm a really good lay," Doflamingo stated proudly, hardness prominent between his legs as he got up. Uncaring that others could see it.

"I've got no doubts about that." Crocodile conceded, damn this wasn't the way things were supposed to go. Well, at least if negotiations didn't work, he would end up with the best one night stand he'd ever had. It wasn't like the guy was serious about wanting to pair up or anything or at least he wouldn't be once he saw what kind of weirdo he was but at least it would be fun while it lasted.

"So…. Bushes or ship? I'm good for either."

"We're not fucking in some bushes. My standards haven't fallen that low!"

"Yet."

"Ever. You supposedly want me more than once, you better stop bringing up weird ass ideas and start thinking about comfort because I don't do back ally fucks like some cheap date. I got crap to do and I'm not doing it with a jacked up back and a possible case of something freaky. At the very least get me some scotch and a comfortable chair because you've found yourself the most expensive piece of ass you could ever hope to lay eyes on, got it?"

"Fufufu, so I'll be like a sugar daddy~"

"What? No!"

"Yes~"

"No!"

End Chapter 5

So here is the end of the new chapter I hope everyone likes it. It didn't really end up how I wanted it. I am afraid I got crocodile too out of character. I haven't ever wrote two personalities like these doing anything like this before and it is surprisingly hard for me. I will admit that I haven't written anything like this for a while so I am pretty rusty. I am hoping once I have felt them out a bit more that they will be easier and more realistic seeming. Still I am super happy that I have Croco and Doffy finally meeting.

If anyone has any ideas on what should happen next with luffy and his Auntie/Uncles please tell me! Same with how I should start out his and Crocodile's interactions. I think I am going to have Luffy be at least a year old before meeting him though. I also am trying to figure out how exactly I am going to get Rosi introduced into the family. I think I want to introduce him early, so instead of when Luffy is about three maybe 2 or younger. Maybe even a year old or less.

Sorry I didn't have this chapter updated when I planned to, college is starting back up and I already was loaded with assignments that I decided that I just wanted to get ahead on so I can write more.

Anyways please review, I try to answer everyone's questions as soon as I can and I have been enjoying discussing different ideas, questions, exc. with everyone! You have all been giving me some amazing ideas that I plan to use bits and pieces of in the future! :)

I'll try to update by this time next week if I can.