Since it took us so long to update we decided to put this chapter up too. It's a longer chunk of rump meat. Unfortunately the time it took us to update was extended AGAIN because we had writers block...or more accurately writers lock. Thank you to all those people who reported us. (cough cough) Anyway read the story we luv ya all!
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Warriors: The Delectable New Prophecy
The four piles merged (sounds like an episode of survivor) into one sucking mound of goodness. They began a slow raping journey to the
forest of horny uteri.(which is apparently the plural for uterus) Complete with fancy hotels and nude beaches. (free short-shorts for all)
They passed the strip joint on the way and Brook of Quick Peilvic Thrusts plunges deep into enemy territory and finds Stormlicker and
fucks him really hard so that he gets so horny that they just have to…live together. Biting each other and sucking ruthlessly with fierce
pelvic thrusts. The rest of the sucking mound of goodness moved on to the land of strip beaches. The four piles unconnected and scouted
good tables for a brotherly rape for all of the clan to share. Bramblebreast finds a new babe. (his brother Hawkcunt) And Squirrelutter
gets a little angry and makes Ashslut get a sex change so she can suck his scrotum area. But who could blame her because every time
Bramblebreast and Hawkcunt meet/mate they start sucking the energy out of each other's spleens so rapidly that it turns to fairy dust and
they lick it off each other's luscious lips. Meanwhile Crowraper was dreaming about grasping Leafshit viciously as she slammed him into
the jagged rocky bottom of the stream, and plunging his bus into her garage. Then thrusting his motor in and out so roughly that she
screamed in twisted pleasure. (after ripping off her red tube dress) Then he remembered that all that would be impossible because he ate
his scrotum and woke up. He quickly ran over to Onetimer/Onewhisker grabbing his balls and cock and sewing them on himself. Then he
dramatically loped towards Thunderpile camp. Whern he arrived Leafshit was hanging off a sexy cliff. It turned him on and gave his new
thing a horny feeling. Leafshit was like, "can you help me up?" And Crowraper was like," uh…(drool) you have large breasts like the
morning sun. I MEAN…ya what was the question?" Then Leafshit was like, "ugh I just had this sudden urge to grab your man boobs and
suck the life out of them." Crowfeather's like, "Oh really that's funny cause I just had this sudden urge/dream/thing to fuck you in a river."
And he launched himself onto her with legs flailing in the wind. They both fell of the cliff but luckily they landed on an extremely fat guy
and bounced back up landing on the spongy moss. Then Leafshit's like, "let's go find a river okay." So they bounce plunging grunting and
sucking back into the sunset. Meanwhile Hawkcunt was grinning mischievously while doing the eyebrow thing at Bramblebreast. They
were both drenched in rain causing some delicious reactions in the pelvic region. Mudtranny was like, "break it up boys." And he stepped
in between them, and they both looked naughtily at his large scrotum. (it was raining so you couldn't tell exactly how much drool was
coming out.) There was a flash of pelvic lightning coming from the river (cause Leafshit and Crowraper were going at it so intensely) A
tree fell on Mudtranny causing his balls to splatter everywhere. (everyone licked it up). Suddenly every other cat in the four piles was
there. Including Squirrelutter and Ashslut who were licking the sweat off of each other's salty breast milk. Sandstorm was like, "Rawr!
You can make cockies out of that but Firefucker tastes much better." Then she dives between his legs and clamps her jaws around his
sack. Then Cindertube walks by. (leg blowing in the wind) Firefucker's like, "I used to rape you." (fag voice) Sandstorm doesn't hear
because she's too into it. Cindertube's like, "It was fun. (fag voice) Oh and by the way while Leafshit was being fucked at the bottom of
a stream, (oops did I say that out loud, she's a medicine cat y'know.) she found the pool of moaning cats where we can lick breasts with
Starclan." Then everyone was like "yay" and they found a table.
69 (sudden ending eh)
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