Disclaimer: I do not own Naruto.
A/N: If you can't tell, I have Yondaime's craziness and his special kunai in a couple of my stories. Here is the explanation:
The Origin of the Special Kunai
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Yondaime was sitting in the Hokage tower, his brows furrowed in deep thought.
He really needed a trademark. Something to be remembered for.
Something AMAZING.
Something AWESOME.
Stupid Kaiton, he thought, I spent all my time on that silly technique!
"The Shodaime had his tree thing. Man, that was cool," Yondaime said as he pictured the first Hokage's wood release jutsu.
"The second Hokage…well he was really awesome. That was some beautiful hair," Yondaime said, nervously laughing while touching his own hair,
"And the third Hokage, he is a GENIUS! How will I ever be as good as them and leave my mark?" he wailed.
He sat there pouting, when suddenly a brilliant idea struck him like a fiery and passionate bolt of lighting.
"HOLY MOLY!" screamed Yondaime. "I"VE GOT IT!"
He pressed a button on his desk and watched as everything flipped upside down to reveal a secret laboratory.
Yondaime cackled manically as he hunched over for the full effect.
Then he got down to business!
He created charts and diagrams, performed experiments, and made observations for hours.
Finally, IT was complete.
He pressed his crazy button again so the room went back to normal.
Yondaime smiled happily, but it quickly turned into a frown.
"I must test it on someone!" he declared.
He stuck his head out the window and screamed, "JIRAAIIIIYAAA!"
"What?" asked Jiraiya who was sitting on the other side of the room.
"Huh?" said Yondaime, "Where have you been?"
"I've been here the whole time," said Jiraiya while shrugging.
"Oh," said Yondaime slowly," Odd."
"It is isn't it? So what was it that you needed me for?"
"HEEHEEHEE!" screeched Yondaime as he threw a unique looking kunai at Jiraiya.
"OMG" screamed Jiraiya shielding himself. The kunai, however just missed him, for Yondaime had spectacular aim.
Jiraiya sat with his eyes squeezed shut, waiting for the kunai to hit. Instead he heard the most wonderful and fabulous song he had ever heard.
"What is this glorious noise?" asked Jiraiya, slowly rising to his feet.
"It's the Special Kunai Themesong!" said Yondaime brightly.
"It is magnificent!" exclaimed Jiraiya as his arms and legs started involuntarily doing an awkward jig.
"SUCCESS!" screamed Yondaime, as he happily joined in the dance mania with Jiraiya.
"You must explain this miraculous invention to me, my pupil!" said Jiraiya.
"It's a Special Kunai! Wherever it is thrown, my Kaiton will detect it and I will automatically be transported there!"
"Astounding!" said Jiraiya, boggled by Yondaime's brilliance.
"But mostly, I created it for the Themesong!" said a cheery Yondaime, as he continued his dance.
Jiraiya was taken aback. He sighed and looked at his pupil sadly, wondering where he had obtained his severe brain damage.
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