DISCLAIMER: If you do not appreciate slapstick, gratuitous cartoon violence, and/or multiple possibly simultaneous explosions of randomness, this is NOT the place for you. Please continue with your life…….somewhere else. Oh, and I own none of this.

Considering that I haven't figured who to put in the story, I'll let YOU – the other guy, not you – pick 5 from a auditioning cast of 20, who will tell you, in 20 words or less, why you should (or shouldn't vote for them). Okay, here we go…First up, Mario!

Mario: Vote for me now…because if-a you don't Nintendo will send crack op pyro specialists to burn-a down your house!

Bowser: Well, I'm on the unemployment line after my 273rd failed attempt to kidnap Peach, so, uh…I could use the cash…

Master Shake: What kinda piece-o-crap audition is this? I thought this was the audition for Mission Impossible 4! Screw this, I'm leavin'. Also, vote for me….because you KNOW you SHOULD.

Loudspeaker: crackle MS has exceeded his 20-word limit, he will now be subjected to rigorous torture. That is all. Crack. Nuts.

Stewie Griffin: A bullet sounds the same in every language, so stick a (bleep) sock in it, you pig! blam intercom explodes then regenerates What the deuce!

Solid Snake: ………………………………..whatever.

long silence

Author: Where are all the other characters…hey….wait a—no—SOMEBODY HEclick

random explosion. Zombie Pichu scampers in, followed by a horde of generic-looking RE zombies and Plagas-infested TV studio producers

Z. Pichu: SAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAANDWIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIICH…

Marth: YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAY BOOMBOOM! GSKLJBJKBFLJKHSDAKLFHAILCDN. GLARF.

What has happened here? Who is Marth? WHY am I asking YOU all these rhetorical questions? Vote NOW, or—

Randomizer: the Randomizer has determined that are you expendable. Prepare to be randomized.

Out pops the Charmander

Charmander: CHARMANspews fire….but instead come out potatoes, Carson Daly's left buttock, and a giant whaleDER….?

HAPPY START!